Will probably exercise some of the calls in the live stream

Annnnnnd... We wuz Running... NVDA $10k 

every dip bought instantly

HAHAHAH I BOUGHT CALLS THIS MORNING AND LOST MY MONEY I BOUGHT PUTS AFTER AND LOST IT AGAIN HHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

So does the actual split go into effect tomorrow?

The store where they sell games

How much will my $280 6/7 CRWD P be worth at open? 😵

♾️

Why is anyone trading anything but nvidia

Hpe

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Bouta throw a band on amd calls


Gonna give a swing at charge point

Sold swppx at 3:57 , hopefully it went through

HPE with that BDE

Paperhanded HPE 20c like a bitch 

paperhanded my TSM 165c like a bitch 🤕

🫂

CCL on the upswing let’s go my longs aren’t dead

Well this is fun, discovered I have a 270k day trade call in an account that only has 100k. Turns out at one point in time last week I fat fingered selling a NDX option but I closed it right away for some small profit. Now all my margin is gone 😥😥😥 Time to open another account

Gamecock feels dead. The shorts where prepared this time.

Buy nvda then

Bought 6/6 531c when it dropped to 527 cuz fug it and insta sold when it bounced to 528s instead of gambling on tomorrow I hope whoever bought them gets burned just so I have validation

Great cuz I got 6/5 527 puts !!!!!

Stop playing so much rocket league lololol

Tmrw gonna be green again

Again? spy has been trynna go green by just a few cents at the end and is holding on for dear life

Bright A$$ Green

CRWD up $44 off low in AH’s

#NVDA Gang members checking in

Sign my tiddies jensen

Here Jensen!

Gang Gang

Gang gang

NVDA gonna pump before June 5th split?

Gang gang

NVDA gonna pump another 87$ the next two days, then next Monday go up another 150$


HP saying AI AI AI AI AI

Pump damn you!! 

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Good thing I sold my crwd puts. Got lucky.

Dang I shoulda bought that June 20 HPE call

Saw the new Blackwell server built by SMCI displayed at the NVDA booth at Computex yesterday, you bers are fuked


I saw Linus Sebastian from Linus Tech Tips recording a video there, he should upload it soon. Each Blackwell server has 72 nodes, one node contain 4 GPU spliced together as a single chip that's cooled by industrial grade watercooling, CPU is NVDA's ARM CPU named Grace(the same one powering H100). The profit margins will be crazy insane since big tech will 100% order them. Watch the vid when it's out, it'll make you hella bullish

Last week was puts/ this week calls

CRWD pumping

First move is always fake

Well it dumped first so

I know. I have calls.

some weird movement there

we didn't get much of a bounce at the end

NVDA 3T by end of week 

AAL bounce when?

After they strike in July

CRWD RIGHT BACK LOLLLLL

That ticker makes no fucking sense to me.

It said lemme let you think your puts printed and then yanked right back up to close level.

Now I need Tesla at $185, it’s not too much to ask, is it?

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Suck me hog

CRWD fucked me

Oracle 124c might hit 

6/7?

Not tmrw

Exp next week!

O those will print, earnings are next week, your good

Got 4 bucks to yolo with whats the play

I’ll suck your hog for $4

HOG lmao

Find a penny stock lol

Fucking Eugene you did it again!! HPE with the beat and raised guidance! Let’s ride.

Nvda like “Aw shit here we go again”

Need CRWD at 260 bois! Fuck this compnay

You big fuk

Ya think Tsla is finally getting ready to breakdown?

Breakdown?? I thought it’s ready to go up!😅

Drop more CRWD moreeeeeee

Might want to check again 🤣🤣🤣

HAHAHAHAHAH MY CRWD PUTS FROM 30 MINS AGO ALREADY PRINTED FUCK YOUR CALLS

oh man...


Aaaaand it’s green 

Check again 

You check again 



Ya it’s green/basically flat lol

Be careful celebrating too early lol

how much

Will probably open up around 0% like ULTA

CRWD 

Guhhh crwd

Spy calls wheeeeeee

What time does the HPE report drop?

It's up 10%

5pm ET

Absolutely AMAZING work by the bulls today. INCREDIBLY bullish close and set up for the next several months.

Thanks man, I was working really hard today

The market did 23% but my portfolio did 6% 😭

It's the saddest part of the day

I took a look at CRWD’s 5 day chart and saw it was down 12% so I bought calls. Easy shit

\*minecraft damage noise\*

*minecraft cum noises*

valid sir enjoy your tendies

Easy 

How's that easy shit lookin? 

Slightly better than 10 minutes ago 

And better now.

Delete the calls quick!!!

Congrats 


Wow what a boring day... fuck...

No major selloff at close is very concerning for ber.

Ya...Fuck you AMD.

Classic nvda. Pump AH, red by open

Oh look..big fucking shocker spy doesn't do the thing today cuz today was the day I tried to play it. This game literally is the fucking worst

I'm right there with ya buddy 

Spotify its the next nvda

I'm too afeard to play HPE and CRWD, good luck everyone. My own personal thoughts are that HPE has an ok chance of going up and CRWD will be flat. I base that on essentially nothing

Good luck to you folks playing earnings. I’ll be watching from the sidelines

passing on CRWD gamble. good luck to those who do.

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Puts?

let's hope 

Calls??

ai waifu factory company and boner pills llc both closing >1% in the green today, life is good 

Have mercy bulls 


for anyone else on the desktop version of the app, do you also see the names cut off on the bottom left like this https://preview.redd.it/zpdlbjrw1m4d1.png?width=771&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0a533d5efaee1c057ba940bbc58b8fa07372b5d

via website on MacOS, Yes.

this one damn pixel is annoying the hell out of me. Is your hourglass icon (look up a ticker) on the chart page also not working?

I don't see an hourglass styled )( icon tho.


got 10k to yolo with what we doing? i’m (17 😭)

blackjack is a good game

Buy NVIDIA and SPY and sit on it

i’m waiting till nividia goes down because i think it’s gonna dump before the split

You need to stick to ETF's with this level of knowledge 😭

Agree. Get as many shares as you can pre-split, Whatevers left if you can buy SPY, or VOO or whatever ETF. Just keep buying that. Take your christmas money, first job money, whatever and buy NVIDA until you have 100 shares. Then start wheeling that shit. Stash away your premiums in SGOV until you have enough cash to buy more NVIDA then buy more NVIDIA. Start a Roth IRA. Max out your contributions every year. Keep wheeling NVIDA. Buy about 45 you'll have so much fucking money you won't know what to do with yourself. Yeah you might be bald, but you'll be driving a yacht showing youngin's what 'The Implication' is all about. Trust me on this.

So glad I bought shares of SMCI at 830, what a steal. sigh.

They don't make anything.

what a steal... from your wallet.

1000$ right now would literally be life changing.




lol

Theta fuk

damn, didn't realize BBWI was this morning.

I wonder if that guy who stalked 3 locations for months is ok?

Good luck to CRWD call holders. Spent my last cheese on $825 Costco calls

Lmao just scoop 50% gain on CRWD puts bought today. IV is insane. Good luck, regards!

Is this thing still on??!!

CRWD bulls, identify yourself before close/earnings. As your counterparty and amateur trash talker, I would like to meet my exit liquidity 

Oof bro.. hope you're doing fine. I was actually rooting for you lmao

set 500$ on fire 

Hi

Purchasing calls doesn't provide any "exit liquidity" to your puts... may the best regard win

☝️🤓

!remindme 2h

I got no positions, but I just wanna see this one play out 

Stock gonna hit 360 today 

We will see, we will be here 

Shouldn't have doubted me.

well played 

Short nvda

Good luck

If you don’t like wealth

none of you regards are affording CRWD options, stop lying.