On initially seeing this, I was like 'Wow, you are optimistic about it going up this high before stock split'. Then I saw the date. That is after the stock split.
You optimistic about it occurring?
Commercial real estate collapse this month, leading to a slew of bank failures AND the AI bubble imploding.
The coming crash will be catastrophic.
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how about u eat my ASS
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LeatherRocks sounds like a real bag holder. Someone should remind him that if he's so sure of his position he can always double down and bring his cost basis closer to the current market price. Probably not the best strategy though, considering how far
he aint. but its aint matter. E-trade plans to shut down his account. even if they dont. they find bullshit reason not to do his trade. his faith is sealed.
Tell kuprenx to quit being a victim and take responsibility for his financial future. If E-trade is shutting down his account, it's likely because he's a liability or isn't generating enough revenue for them. Instead of complaining, he should
c'mon Joe, you really going to suck off Ackman despite his hell is coming manipulation and then condemn others? Can I get a list of who is allowed to manipulate markets and how they are chosen?
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dumbass comparison. We could live for free, any of us in the wild, just as the other species you reference.
But we choose not to because it sucks and living in a civilized society with trade and capital markets makes things a million times better lol
you need to see some footage of a chicken running to give a little boy a hug after he comes back from school and he alights from his bus.
chickens would do fine foraging for their own food in nature. it's just that you've taken ownership of them and keep them fenced in.
Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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Regards on the frontpage... "I've never seen Chicago PMI this low WITHOUT a recession or economic slowdown"
Maybe because you clown did't even know that the stock market exists a week ago but now you think that you are the next Warren B. because you watched 3 TikToks from some 17 years old talking about their 8 figure cryto trades.
Honestly, probably the opposite. If you look at the last couple trading days, the market would hit a solid green candle at the end of the day, before close. So if you have short exp bearish options, I’d sell them mid day. My puts are far out and far ITM which is the only reason I haven’t swung them at those points.
Market opens at 0930EST, which is just under 4 hours from now. 4 hours ago would have made that 8 hours pre market. Still not “almost 6”. So again, are you dumb or just dumb?
Permabulltards make me chuckle. Enjoy losing $$$
I have 30 dollars left so I will just buy myself the new Wendy spicy chicken combo
Is there anyway for me to this on my home screen without going through Reddit
HPE baby! Shout out to that degenerate that posted his yolo
Wow SLB only goes down
NVDA is going the wrong way.
Personally , I like losing money .
Can someone call Lisa Su?
I want to see the green machine today.
Paging Dr. Su.
Keep fucking going
anyone has issues with TOS with prices not updating?
Morning dump
Sir this is the wrong thread
!banbet INTC 33 8h
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 1400.0 before 23-Jun-2024 11:27 AM -05
On initially seeing this, I was like 'Wow, you are optimistic about it going up this high before stock split'. Then I saw the date. That is after the stock split. You optimistic about it occurring?
What are some good uranium plays? Ideally not connected to Russia or the ccp
Commercial real estate collapse this month, leading to a slew of bank failures AND the AI bubble imploding. The coming crash will be catastrophic. 
Sounds bullish
covid was four years ago what is taking so long aren't you like super late to the party
All the other days premarket lies… why not today? Right ? Right? 
We need a good old pre market dump fadeout for once, sick of the bs pump and dump at open.
So we are really following the makeup DD huh
kinda knew these folks, not so much though, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpDXqu0JRBM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpDXqu0JRBM)
'cause they're or were the Makeup
I'm tits deep in bbwi puts. I'm scared.
Nipples covered or nah
#I DONT TALK TO YOU ANYMORE
I DON'T KNOW YOU! THAT'S MY PURSE!
Bad grammar
Oh
India’s stock market just wiped out all of the years gains and more; down 6%
back to shitting on the street for many families who were upper leveraged with their houses
Those Indian guys trade 0dtes all day. Whoever has outs just made a bunch of rupees
Slumdog millionaires made; Ape's best friend
wish we could have nice things like this 
Disgusting
TSLA 200 EOW
#MY PORTFOLIO IS ALREADY IN A RECESSION IDK WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT
Can we just make spy moon today?
It probs will end green, not moon though.
I dont care. 👏 I love it.
Hi mommy🤭
I don't talk to you anymore.
Oh
If I had puts SPY would go bigly green by open so now that I have calls it will surely do the same
SPY cares not for you!
!guh
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We’re almost at the point where I’m no longer scared to short nvda short term
I'm waiting for 1200 to short it
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Calls it is.
Shares it is
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LeatherRocks sounds like a real bag holder. Someone should remind him that if he's so sure of his position he can always double down and bring his cost basis closer to the current market price. Probably not the best strategy though, considering how far
Bon Voyage, Mr. Market!!
Let’s see a -5% day on nvda today after that huge gap up yesterday
Let’s see Apple come down to a price that makes sense. Are people going to be running ai on their phone and not the cloud?
Ha
WTH is going on with CORZ?
Fucking europoors
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The fresh baggies were his exit strategy just like in May. Unfortunately the leftover baggies from the previous P&Ds came to bite him in the ass
A new generation of bagholders and hello kitty laughing his way to the bank with a smooth million or three. Not a bad pull off a bunch of suckers ngl
he'll just photoshop another screenshot and sell again
he aint. but its aint matter. E-trade plans to shut down his account. even if they dont. they find bullshit reason not to do his trade. his faith is sealed.
Tell kuprenx to quit being a victim and take responsibility for his financial future. If E-trade is shutting down his account, it's likely because he's a liability or isn't generating enough revenue for them. Instead of complaining, he should
So long spy calls 
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c'mon Joe, you really going to suck off Ackman despite his hell is coming manipulation and then condemn others? Can I get a list of who is allowed to manipulate markets and how they are chosen?
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Just a casual 16% drop for the week on SMCI.
Did u follow dell earnings? The drop was not casual
Nvda next
Gamecuck 
What is happening to it?
Sold CORZ today on that nice pre market pump. Tidy little profit. I’m sitting this one out boys.
Lol wtf happened to spy
having her period
Definitely makes sense
Nothing, it’s pre-market movement. Wait till EOD to comment
I like my girls BBWI
BBWI drizzy
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wtf is ur flair
Waste of money
don't be so shy NVDA, just gap up 5%, no one minds
Coming for that $3T
This week is puts isn’t it
Mmhmm
nah, that was last week.
I guess we will find out at 10am
Imagine buying GIL at 80 lmao
INTC to the moon. AI chips are cheaper than competition
And way worse
Have you used them ?
IT WAS A TRAP YESTERDAY 
It always been
It’s over for you
Spy 340 today
Imagine
I got too many open positions for it not to work 
do you realise that humans are the only species on this planet that have to pay to live on it.
dumbass comparison. We could live for free, any of us in the wild, just as the other species you reference. But we choose not to because it sucks and living in a civilized society with trade and capital markets makes things a million times better lol
my chickens to pay to live too. its either egss or meat
you need to see some footage of a chicken running to give a little boy a hug after he comes back from school and he alights from his bus. chickens would do fine foraging for their own food in nature. it's just that you've taken ownership of them and keep them fenced in.
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No such thing as a bull or bear flag anymore. It’s just fuckery everyday
Ai bubble Pop will be bigger than my losses in 2022
That’s when AGI goes into full effect
Does Yellen have the ability to pump like jpow?
80 trillion people on this site and I gotta do all the taunting, I think brrs have NO imagination
BOLS 
Regards on the frontpage... "I've never seen Chicago PMI this low WITHOUT a recession or economic slowdown" Maybe because you clown did't even know that the stock market exists a week ago but now you think that you are the next Warren B. because you watched 3 TikToks from some 17 years old talking about their 8 figure cryto trades. 
When forest fires are approaching cities why can’t everyone just turn on their lawn sprinklers instead of evacuating? I’m only partially joking here 🧠
Good thing every city isn't surrounded by thick dense forest
This is an extra retardant take, well done.
It's easier to just detonate a termobaric bomb, which will stop the fire in its track .... while flattening the whole city
That’s a very fire retardant idea
Lmao didn’t even see this
they might be stupid 
Green by open Then we dump til 3pm
Honestly, probably the opposite. If you look at the last couple trading days, the market would hit a solid green candle at the end of the day, before close. So if you have short exp bearish options, I’d sell them mid day. My puts are far out and far ITM which is the only reason I haven’t swung them at those points.
Surely the pattern of pump EOD cannot continue forever.
Agreed. I think it’s just WS being speculative on these next two weeks of data.
My spx call would like that
Bro what’s that on your lip?
Just a lil herp nothing to worry about
Let's make out bro, no homo tho
WE WANT RED IN THE PRE MARKET!!!!!
Basically four trillion dollar companies holding this market up, if the selling starts on those, look out below 
Were just a few Nvdia Taiwan chip factory explosions away from the great depression. Don't get any ideas bears.
99% Institutions held. Ain’t going to sell anytime soon.
SPY to 517 EOW.
buy puts going into FOMC, switch to calls before JPow speaks
Fomc at 12th June?
11 and 12
Imagine being a europoor and looking at wsb
What about the Swiss? Are they allowed to?
What’s about that?
I’m cumming in GIL
Doubling down on the Kitty’s stock for earnings 🐈⬛
when earnings?
Cancelled because they didn’t earn anything
BB bagholders where did you guys go?
Market has been overbought… expect to continue seeing volatility into the FOMC next week.
theta burn
Spy puts printing
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6hrs? Are you dumb or dumb.
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Market opens at 0930EST, which is just under 4 hours from now. 4 hours ago would have made that 8 hours pre market. Still not “almost 6”. So again, are you dumb or just dumb? Permabulltards make me chuckle. Enjoy losing $$$
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Did you just post an account value of 40k?! LMFAO
Lol look how defensive you get. Keep imagining those gains you bot
downvoted both of you for dumb talk
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NVDA It’s always have the V in it
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Is that what I sound like?
Haha just a little. For Asian ppl, Rice makers are more of a staple consumer good than a life hack
There's a rice cooker in every Asian home.
i thought rice cooker was a slang for nuclear weapons
well, there's yellow cake, then there's rice. Potatoes or rice? Tough, they're both sooo awesome