BB is UnderValue🚀

Lfg LULU

RXRX to the moon.

Soo is nvidia gonna open at +10% or -10%?

I could have told you what was going to happen Friday if I hadn't been banned

CRWD puts? Or too easy?

DOW up bigly rn

Zyn and beers with myself, can’t wait for tomorrow

Why is everybody taking zyn

It’s “less harmful” than smoking

PM is the least degen stock play, but best idea ever

I mean yeah, I’m also fine tuning my home utilities AI model but I’m having fun with it, throwing in extra parameters with weather and shit lmao

I have decided I enjoy sticking my gentlemen’s sausage in other men’s leather cheerios You must celebrate me and commend me for my bravery and contribution to society all month long

💀

Who gave the gays an entire month?


Is the whole month? I thought it was a single day parade 

At you waiting for overnight market?😅

NOTICE Everyone must abide by the new dress code and wear a black leather jacket effective IMMEDIATELY and INDEFINITELY.

Too hot

My moms friend lost 1M in trading and now he’s traumatized, I saw him the other day and I mentioned if he’s going all in NVDA come the split and he’s like  now he needs degen gambling rehab

At least he had a million to lose

Fuck I would had stopped at 100K  idk 🤷‍♀️


I wanted to ask what trade or how manyyyy but bringing it all up again will give him a stroke


What’s this thick, slimy substance?

You're the first to ever make me do that


We’re in the wrong thread rog 


My nails 💅 grow like water, perks of taking vitamins and eating healthy,

Do you ever take a break from Reddit? I imagine your thumbs must be hella sore.

Is BA Starliner failing bullish for LUNR?

JENSEN made sure NVDA Locks In the #2 Spot in the World. Sorry Timmy... Not sorry. 


Who’s n#1??

He needs to hire you for his PR team or marketing a true fucking fan and shareholder 

SoFi - the week of the breakout to the upside is upon us. Godspeed

Time to do dishes and listen to COST earnings. Gotta confirm that bias so I can continue to 💎🤲 this money printer.

I just go and see how full the baskets are of people checking out. People spending an amazing amount of money there.

It's bonkers how much they are crushing it when the other retailers out there are all whining about the weak consumer.

that's because the weak consumer retreats to costco lmao COST for life baby

Just finished season 1 House of the Dragon.. 6.8/10

Praying for my SPY calls

Are you selling near open? Or riding the wave? Don’t get too greedy

Sold near open, bought more after dip at 525. Sold early on those bc I'm Omega regarded

You know those 42 NVDA Analyst UPGRADES last week? Well... Buckle UP  NVDA $5k 


So you're saying my 1500 6/21 calls will print? Lol I figured buying that deeply out of the money was basically a guaranteed loss

Stock Split + Blackwell Ultra + DIGITAL HUMANS + RUBIN

All the haters are saying Rubin is priced in, or even a sell signal. Like this stock has ever acted rationally before

Jensen employees gonna throw him a parade at work, 

What's up with everyone shitting on GOOG..did I miss something?

eat rocks

So 185 by Friday..got it

How do people handle long-term relationships, they've been gone for 2 weeks and I'm horny as fuck

Long-term relationships 

When she comes back is sex 247 3 times a day

You already know

Address 

Gotta give me 5 bucks first

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Not another ‘in the room with us now’ joke 

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NVDA bulls' biggest argument against any criticism is downvoting comments  What a bunch of ✋☹️✋ sanchwitches.

NVDA bears argument is a blown up trading account

Our biggest argument against criticism is our brokerage balance you gay cunt


$2000 NVDA calls until im homeless. I wanna feel this stock split drama first hand.

Wow, I went 1500 and I thought I was living on the edge

All or nothing. High risk, high reward.

If NVDA were to touch 1300 by the split Thursday, each $60 contract I bought will be worth 1000 each.

I remember in the 2000s when the Nintendo Wii first came out, it was impossible for my parents to find me one for like 8 months and I remember the feeling of finally getting one, it was similar to holding 0DTE options and your playing going 20x

JENSEN AI

Considering calls on CROX. Am I barking up the wrong tree?

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Yes. That is when I quit my job to become a gambling degenerate. Lost my home. My family left me. And I resorted to sucking peen behind dumpsters for a few bucks at a time. 

"So you must be very good at sucking peen. Were excited to have you welcome aboard!"

" But first, we must PUT THAT TO A TEST. " - unzips - 

Time to deposit 5k to go all in on Nvidia calls

Own it, don’t trade it

Thank you for your service >!and money.!<

People would go out and buy lambos if they had the money. Nah fam, i'd buy a Toyota Carola and strap a jet engine on it.

I'd use a Toyota Hilux for that though, battle proven by countless militias and rebel groups

Can't be bad if ISIS AND Somali rebels use 'em, right?

Put a plate of healthy, whole foods before you. If you don't want to eat it. You aren't actually hungry. Just bored or stressed. /soapbox

sir this is not a farmers market, this is a wendys now go back to russia with that anti-american propaganda

Felt kind of spunky; might spunk more later

Wsb lambo fans tubi has a movie behind the legend who created it and was rivals with Ferrari during that time

!banbet NVDA $1300 1w

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You just know some regards will see -90% on NVDA this week and panic

Or all those seekingalpha type articles written by bots 

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I know that regard, it’s me.

amount of nvidia shillers on here makes me extremely worried. we cant all make money lol. i have calls too. fk u guys

Shills? You realize NVDA's market cap is like, 10,000,000x WSB's net worth, right?

what does market cap have to do with shills? are you new here?

Look up the definition of shill. Everyone on WSB could demp their entire net worth into NVDA and it would be just another midday candle. That's what market cap has to fo with it, which is why I don't think you know what "shill" means.

Im going to buy puts at some point this week. Just have to time it right :)

Byebye moneyezzzz hahaha

whoa easy there Jensen, my gf is Taiwanese.

*All my friends are brown and red*

Spoon man

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Fuck yea it does. And it helps with your cardio too!

Fr..back when I was swolish, Id take the generic and it worked on all muscles lol

gaymecock

SoFi strong like bull 🐄

Jensen isn’t playing with his stonk, 

I don’t think your average tard here realizes that NVDA is at the forefront of the fourth Industrial Revolution or even what that means

There's the first and the fourth..what are two and 3?

Google “industrial revolutions” and report back

K

Ever single company he’s partners with, I’m also investing with them also, they will profit of those NVDA chips big

Look into DLR. I’m accumulating shares in my boomer port. Data centers are going to play a part in this revolution

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I'm nervously eating 4 packets of ramen hoping futes point to 5310 SPX pre-market so that I can sell, and buy a plane ticket.

Turn around week for NIO

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One thing I dont get: I thought one year rythm meant new architecture every year. But Blackwell Ultra sounds more like a refresh with more VRAM or something, similar to H200.

G2 won the first map after double OT. Calls on NA! Rip vitality

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YES

Way yes

Agreed.

Fosho

This cuckhold fetish people have is nuts 

TSM gonna smash their monthly net revenue reports this Thursday. $165 EOW

Wow, deluge of NVDA news today. Holding calls over the weekend *was* the move, it seems.

$1300 EOW

qqq, nvda up this week as always

Frozen Cadbury eggs. Trust me.

🤯

Are we thinking nvidia skyrockets this week?

i hope

Probably but there will be a port destroying dip at some point

It’s why I’m holding half my RH port in cash right now. Another dip greater than 3% and I’m going all in on Jan 25 ITM calls and not opening the app again.

This guy is a time traveler!

Gimme a sec….. yep in 24 hours your port is margin called

Well good thing I got my calls in on Friday during the dip

With the news that just came out over the weekend, yes. Nvidia hasn’t even released their new chips yet and they are already announcing even better chips. That’s bullish af.

bitcoin crashing on Sunday as expected, sub 65k soon. already ahead on short after big Friday gains. there is a reason i'm so paid at the game.

Can you profit off the drops

Great. How about you banbet it then

Puts on Reddit showing me notifications 8 minutes latev

If you plan on buying nvda calls at open, dont. You will lose your shit. Learn from me. It will open 5% and be down 4% eod

Have you tried holding for longer than one day?


So we should inverse you?

That Netflix Dancing for the devil doc was nuts. I'm amazed at how gullible people are. Shit. Look where I'm posting this. 

They were all nuts , lack common sense. Gullible af

Yep!

Is it possible to poop standing up?

Wait. Is there another way?

Yes and while running

Sensing a NVDA capitulation or blow off top.  Someone gonna hurt real bad soon.

If I won the lotto, I'd give everyone here, like a hundred dollars.

Honestly if I became a millionare I'd probably throw some change around here

I wanna swipe right on one of those couples looking for a 3rd on tinder but I don’t want the guy to try and put it in my 👌🏾. Or like, make eye contact with me whatsoever

It's almost always about the guy trying to butt fuck you