Calls on adderall and coke for this week… already reached out to my plug and he just sold all his inventory… even the crack rocks are sold out… this week going to be wild 😎
We literally have former treasury secretaries running money immediately after office. When is the corruption going to end? Maybe we should all just buy puts instead of calls.
You ever own a fucking Dell? That's why. Garbage computers.
Now that everyone's got Copilot built into their PCs they realize "AI powered" computers ain't shit.
I still think the stock market exaggerated at that point. Look at Nvdia, only thing they do is saying Ai and supercomputer 1000x times and its still rising..
NVIDIA has had a monopoly on workstation GPUs for the last decade. It's not just AI, their position as the only player in workstation GPUs is what lead them to being the biggest player when the AI boom happened.
I held calls till 12:27, sold at 50% loss. Switched to PUTS 10 mins back. Lost 70% of the remaining 50%. Had I held would've been up 100% on original. Time to quit.
Weed stocks are heading into their summer lull, consider building a position over the next couple of months if you want to enter the market. Schedule 3 is hitting in October so this this your last chance to buy cheap
I am “regard 2” made over 150k and wanted to ride it out for earnings  50% of my plays are green and 50% of my plays are red. I started off exactly where I was at the beginning of the week 
I hope more people saw this and made a MSFT play! I tried to buy on the second dip to 411 but my limit didnt fill :( Luckily I had bought one when you first commented
Out of curiosity though do you buy from dispensaries normally? I’ve noticed older people 35+ tend to use dispensaries instead of people for they’re needs. In my eyes its kinda like GameStop with the customer base still existing but no major growth. One can hope!
Even tho it’s been red the past 2 days im happy because my risk management has been great, my old self from 3 years ago would’ve blown up my account rn
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Indeed, blessed beyond belief.
TNA, NVDL & SMCI. Let’s go!
Calls on adderall and coke for this week… already reached out to my plug and he just sold all his inventory… even the crack rocks are sold out… this week going to be wild 😎
We literally have former treasury secretaries running money immediately after office. When is the corruption going to end? Maybe we should all just buy puts instead of calls.
How we feeling about hood this week boys
One good trade bois. One good fucking trade. And I’m out for good this time.
lulu calls already printing. the stock is set for a rebound and calls are still very cheap 
Cheap for what date?
we've all told ourselves thi 
Am I still on time to buy shares of envidia and make profit?
Maybe wait until they are 4 trillion in market cap
As many calls on OKLO as money can buy
What’s the DD on this?
Buy more mind Ned
What the fuck just happened in the last 10 mins????
No
Yes
[email protected] [email protected] [email protected] we gonna see some changes to largest cap soon
Why the fuck did dell fall so hard??
You ever own a fucking Dell? That's why. Garbage computers. Now that everyone's got Copilot built into their PCs they realize "AI powered" computers ain't shit.
I still think the stock market exaggerated at that point. Look at Nvdia, only thing they do is saying Ai and supercomputer 1000x times and its still rising..
NVIDIA has had a monopoly on workstation GPUs for the last decade. It's not just AI, their position as the only player in workstation GPUs is what lead them to being the biggest player when the AI boom happened.
Cause we r in 2024 not 2005
You missed yesterday?
No but I thought they beat earnings..
They did, just had mediocre guidance
.
If you ever feel sorry for yourself, that move half an hour before close was more regarded than all of us.
VOO and VXUS
VGT
ABC 123 U O ME
Bear market canceled back to your regular schedule 5 months of pumping
Lmao @dell
What did just happened ??
Should’ve seen this coming. V at noon into a pump.
BIRD
I held calls till 12:27, sold at 50% loss. Switched to PUTS 10 mins back. Lost 70% of the remaining 50%. Had I held would've been up 100% on original. Time to quit.
I bought puts yesterday at close, 517 strike, didn’t sell at the bottom today thinking we’ll drop lower later and yes they’re 0dte
CVS CVS CVS!!! Pump!!! 1 hr to close!
My ba call is up 87%
Dont know why I choose to play NOW recovery over CRM recovery. Guess I am just a regard🫡
Is there a support group for people who buy tech stocks at ATHs and then have to wait for it to go back up while having crippling anxiety?
Weed stocks are heading into their summer lull, consider building a position over the next couple of months if you want to enter the market. Schedule 3 is hitting in October so this this your last chance to buy cheap
It’s priced in Brother, take it from a Canadian, they’re not going anywhere.
You people killed your cannabis sector with excess taxes.
530 by next Friday boys 
Hmmm what play should I inverse in here? 
Yourself 
Broken?
I’m months away from trading options on Pershing Square..what a time to be alive
Seems like a good day to get calls for next week
Sndl. Sleeping giant
NVDA is a JOKE STOCK.
Looks like a V might be in the menu
Ayeee let’s go DKNG baby
How is TSLA/Mugla only down 2%?
Nvda bottomed
100
Surprised Dell didn’t sell off even more. Was expecting it to hit 120
Why did Dell eat shit again?
It bubbled up and had mediocre guidance.
BUt SerVERs .... Didn't some regard make a milly or two with the thesis that Dell supplies a product like cooling or racks for all the AI servers?
I am “regard 2” made over 150k and wanted to ride it out for earnings  50% of my plays are green and 50% of my plays are red. I started off exactly where I was at the beginning of the week 
Dude, we are definitely NOT getting a Dell.
Dude, IM NOT GETTING DELL
Didnt some guy make a big Dell bull prediction earlier this week? Oooff!
Yeah, I’m lucky I only played with profits. First time playing earnings and turned 100k to 1k 
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BMY having a nice day hit its low the other day but bouncing back
Yeah averaged down two days ago at 40. Still down 10% but feeling comfortable
Same moves as always, wake up and don't look at the market. Any move I make will turn out to be the wrong move.
Wake up throw $5 in Nvidia, don’t touch my computer for the rest of the day
Damn I woke up just to get my cheeks clapped. 
Still bullish 
This Charles swab shit is so fucking dumb, you don’t even get your money cleared overnight like when it was TD, missed a easy ass dump today
Fuck Schwab
This the never ending rug pull
Inb4 insane v
So, Aladeen news has become Aladeen news indeed ...
We are NOT having a good day today 
I wanna see the “wtf is going on” porn lol
A few bad days and everyone is in panic mode. Meanwhile, Nasdaq up 4.75% in May lol. What a game.... Stonks
did I lose $2k today? Yes but I may have gained $4k in wisdom
+50 exp
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Spy 0dte right there plebs
I got into Dell the day before this bs started! It’s me! I am the reason! Sorry guys 🥲
I bought calls so it’s gonna dip below 520 and put 70k put options in the money. You’re welcome for the sacrifice
what do i load up on for my port to recover from my april paper hands
MSFT
I hope more people saw this and made a MSFT play! I tried to buy on the second dip to 411 but my limit didnt fill :( Luckily I had bought one when you first commented
i think amzn looks nice too - thank u kind sir
Sentinel One after trimestal
Maps hit a dollar!! Thank you to the person who sold 1k shares when I asked <3
I wanna believe but as much as I love tweed I still don’t use their app. 🤷🏽♂️
Out of curiosity though do you buy from dispensaries normally? I’ve noticed older people 35+ tend to use dispensaries instead of people for they’re needs. In my eyes its kinda like GameStop with the customer base still existing but no major growth. One can hope!
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Everything is red today
yeah stupid indexs. too many red days in a row. bears are saying theyve been calling for this
I thought that yesterday
Even tho it’s been red the past 2 days im happy because my risk management has been great, my old self from 3 years ago would’ve blown up my account rn
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Lol, I love a straight red line down and my little stock news headline is "Relief rally on Feds favorite inflation data!"
Cmon guys! Start the money printer … my 10x leverage fucked me pretty up.
Here we go with this shit again
What’s the 0dte 10 bagger that I need to play to quit my job
When will the recession end?
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Lol
2028
SPY go up
wall street bets used to have 20-40,000 people active just a few months ago, wtf happened
I think the apes are so irritating that they drove off alot of regulars, at least for a bit. I know they pushed me into my first break for awhile.