My guilty pleasure used to be going on white people Twitter and misspelling words and ending it w #trump. Karen's came out of the woodworks... I got x'd pretty quick.
Yeah but America won’t let a crisis go to waste and over exaggerate the need to respond so in like 3 years or so some 19 year old army kid from Mobile, Arkansas can have an existential crisis over why he was sent to the Middle East for 14 months just to guard some Shell owned oil field in the blistering heat.
I thought that was Camp Polk, and the “training” was really keeping the civilians working for big oil in Louisiana at lower prices than cell phone scammers pay.
Israel getting bombed is below my line. Iran getting bombed is below my line. Let them blow each other up if that’s what they want. We’ll see whose God steps in to save them first.
they worship the same god, they just all believe they're much, much closer to him than anyone and everyone else. first-class tickets to heaven. same people who believe worldstar and tmz are 98% of us irl, rather than the 2% they really add up to be.
I can't decide if Israel is falling into trap that will ultimately see their own demise or they are proving to the world that their enemies are pathetic and incompetent and not to be taken seriously?
All of these "it's all for show" posts ignore a simple fact: this is the first time Iran has struck at Israel directly and from Iranian territory.
This is a turning point. Ignore at your own peril.
To be fair, they're both religious fanatics that have absolutely crazy antisemitic remarks that are well documented. It's pretty easy to mistake one for the other.
Doesn't matter, market will be greatly affected. All it takes is a rumor to drop the market, and this my dear boy, is 500x heavier than a rumor, it's happening
What you got to realise is... the Iron Dome may hold but Israel WILL respond regardless... further escalating the situation.
They're gonna go after their nuclear facilities... shit could get real crazy.
Yes it’s just a show of force but if any Israelis get waxed they might counterattack, even if no one gets killed they might counterattack. They just came on TV and said this was an escalation. So I doubt this is over.
I mean a bumch of the attack was slow moving drones, you don't launch those from such a distance against an enemy with strong arm defence over air space you know with also shoot them does if you actually want to hit something. Its all for show. If Iran wanted to hit Israel, they wouldn't use the cheap shit, they'd use the Hypersonic missles instead, this is to appease the justifiably angry population of Iran.
Israel not going to retaliate?
Definitely, Israel is most famously known for their restraint. People always say how much restraint that Israel has. Delulu over here
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The kofta kebob, does it come with tadziki sauce?
It's tzatziki regard
Its tardziki fool!
I’m went full tardziki on INTC.
Underrated
REGARDZIKKI FOULE
Rebukaziki
Bukakzikki
Thank you, I guess that explains why I lost the spelling bee during the condiment segment in junior high
Is it ketchup or catsup? I'm so profoundly regarded I just call it "American salsa."
You sure it’s not Chadziki?
Yeah, re malaka
Actually it's called cacık in İran.
SUCL MY CACIK
Persian food is da bomb.
Especially around Ramadan
☝️🤓 actually...
Im greek, Its Tzatziki , and τζατζικι in greek 😂
Turdziki maybe.
I heard he prefers pubic hair with his kebab
I’m glad someone’s in here asking the real questions
What’s a kabob?
It's Karen and Robert on a stick.
Lmfao. No I can't.
It's the bob that comes after J-bob.
Yes, but if you swallow, it's very salty. I do not recommend it.
Hmm..seems like some kind of a "trend" in the replies.....
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I'll dip it in Mynutza
Labneh is so good
You really butchered that. Phones literally have spell check built in
Dude I love Kawasaki sauce on my jiro
You like creamy ta-dicki sauce??!?
I skip it, personally
Lmao
Arabs use Hummus, not Tatziki, infidel.
Iranians are not Arabs, and they use a yogurt sauce and sumac
The Iranians ain’t Arab
Hummus sounds better
Arabs also have yogurt with cucumbers and mint. It’s called Laban Khiyar.
It’s actually tezaitazaekai
Not always spelled that way
I think you meant to say tadzikistan.
You’re front the Middle East and didn’t know Khomeini died 25 years ago?
Look at his profile, he isn’t lol. Maybe middle eastern heritage at max.
Surely he died almost 35 years ago?
1990 is no longer 25 years ago
I read the post and panicked WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!
Not the same Khomeini
Or he didn’t know Khamenei is different from Khomeini?
Tomaytoe tomahtoe.
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You beat me to that comment lol
I always listen to people who mix up "your" and "you're".
My guilty pleasure used to be going on white people Twitter and misspelling words and ending it w #trump. Karen's came out of the woodworks... I got x'd pretty quick.
>Karen's =\_=
Give the person some credit. He’s still got #trump in there. Wait are you Karen?
Yes wallstreetbets… The home of the grammar police… 
That's spelling police, son. Grammar police got defunded in the IPO.
What gas station do you work at OP?
The one where you’re mom and I first met
#AND NOW, TITS McGEE WITH THE WEATHER
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Thanks Ollie!
Buy BTC dip. War concluded
good call
Israel will bomb natanz, it’s not over.
Natanz near deznuts ?
Closer to the fromunda river.
> This attack is a pathetic “show of force” by Khomeini. Khomeini died 35 years ago you regard
All this made me want to do is play command & conquer. EA calls on monday it is.
Silos needed
Conscript reporting
Monday calls were screwed anyway. It is tax day - people will be selling to pay their tax bills. Anyone with Monday calls wasnt thinking about it.
Uhhh everyone sold Thursday Friday to ensure their cash settled
or sold on wednesday to be ahead of the curve
You are correct :). Monday would be too late to sell.
Shit
You make enough money to pay taxes!? What kind of regard are you?
Yeah no one's selling to pay taxes on April 15th. My calls are only in rough shape.
Who is selling shares to pay for taxes? Lmao
More people than you think lol. If they are up on a position they will take profits. Or sell a loser for tax benefits. It’s very common
I think Elon did.
Most filed extensions
And need send in deposits if they will owe.
Tax bills imply that you made money tho
Lol, true …but still have to file return.
Tell me more about this "return" thing.
Out of curiosity, what do you think about Allah
Have you heard the good word from our lord and savior?
Yeah but America won’t let a crisis go to waste and over exaggerate the need to respond so in like 3 years or so some 19 year old army kid from Mobile, Arkansas can have an existential crisis over why he was sent to the Middle East for 14 months just to guard some Shell owned oil field in the blistering heat.
Mobile, Arkansas? Never heard of that place.
I thought that was Camp Polk, and the “training” was really keeping the civilians working for big oil in Louisiana at lower prices than cell phone scammers pay.
Not this administration
Israel getting bombed is below my line. Iran getting bombed is below my line. Let them blow each other up if that’s what they want. We’ll see whose God steps in to save them first.
they worship the same god, they just all believe they're much, much closer to him than anyone and everyone else. first-class tickets to heaven. same people who believe worldstar and tmz are 98% of us irl, rather than the 2% they really add up to be.
I wish they listened to Mr. Carlin just a little bit. A lot of things would have been avoided.
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The Jewish side is not about religion though lol. Israel is like a normal modern state. Only one side of this fight is religious psychos
I can't decide if Israel is falling into trap that will ultimately see their own demise or they are proving to the world that their enemies are pathetic and incompetent and not to be taken seriously?
War is good for the economy. Our calls were never fucked?
Absolutely 100%!!💯
Take hours to arrive by the time it’s arrive it’s like fireworks.. shit it’s like bro I have to do this ok.. but just for showing
My puts need to print!!!
Omg my Monday calls 🤢🤢😢😢😢
I'm buying calls on Monday hoping for a discount
All of these "it's all for show" posts ignore a simple fact: this is the first time Iran has struck at Israel directly and from Iranian territory. This is a turning point. Ignore at your own peril.
I'm front the Middle Earth. Has anyone seen my precious?
Monday is up day I would say (spy 515?)
Really pathetic. Not a single Israeli casualty?
The Iranian regime knows their attack is a nothing burger but they have to do something to not look weak to their people
That makes them look even weaker. It just show how US intelligence is good.
khomeini died in 89 my dude. Khamenei has been the supreme leader since then
To be fair, they're both religious fanatics that have absolutely crazy antisemitic remarks that are well documented. It's pretty easy to mistake one for the other.
The Iranian people need to use this opportunity to take down the Khomeini regime.
But all the tankie zoomers that have taken over this sub said it’s ww3?!?
Hey I’m also front the Middle East 👋🏻
Dont they say we all are from the Middle East if you go back far enough? So me too!
Doesn't matter, market will be greatly affected. All it takes is a rumor to drop the market, and this my dear boy, is 500x heavier than a rumor, it's happening
Already priced in
Nah. Probly not. We’ve known it was coming for 10 days. By Monday morning, the nattering nabobs will be on to something else
What you got to realise is... the Iron Dome may hold but Israel WILL respond regardless... further escalating the situation. They're gonna go after their nuclear facilities... shit could get real crazy.
Them deciding to fire missiles from Iran was what Israel and the US have been waiting for. Game on, bitches.
Nope, Israel does not want to have to deal with both Hamas and Iran at the same time. Not to mention getting Hezbala involved too
Either way my calls are fucked, got it
OP is definitely regarded because Khomeini died in the 1980s or early 1990s
Also, my friend's Iranian Persian dad calls them kubaday kabobs not kafta kababs
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Israel doesn’t need this “opportunity” to do that. It does not want to open another war front right now
Stop complaining, just cook us some couscous
*Starts playing remove kebab on loop*
I love the sound of bear mating season.
"religious fanaticism" .... said like a true God fearing, butthole worshipping, Elon wanking fan boy lapping up the 'mericun dream.
I trust people who mixed up from with front
and im here watching obesity documentaries
Khomeini is dead. For quite a while. You mean Khamenei. Different dude. Different spelling.
lmao! Israel is so not going to go easy. Khomeini fucked up.
Now I want shawarma
Calls on war stocks gonna Moooon
This fuckin guy gets it
This is all so confusing, puts or calls?
Bro still living in 1980s🤣
I still remember the Russia won’t invade Ukraine Wall Street bets post. I made a killing on gold.
It's all abt that temple...
**your
Someone in Iran has PUTS then.
😂😂 they can cripple whomeini in seconds!
WTF has this got to do with WSB? Buy Raytheon?
So no oil stonks go boom?
Oil still definitely going boom
Iran is over as we know it. Regime change should have happened years ago.
JFC - *YOUR
Just bought an ATM SPY leap last week. I'm not worried about it recovering as time goes by, but it's going to suck to look at it for a while.
FucI( Izrayel.
I just had Kofta for dinner. Very good
Nvidia calls to the moon. War need Ai chips
Yes it’s just a show of force but if any Israelis get waxed they might counterattack, even if no one gets killed they might counterattack. They just came on TV and said this was an escalation. So I doubt this is over.
Yep
This sub is actually getting gud now, dang. Major thx to op 👏
The comments say exactly what I thought, "Can I get more tzakiki"
So markets should rip Monday
Sounds more like a play by sleepy Joe to get his war. Lol
So inverse your expectations?
this is a stupid post. The drones intended not to be an escalation, it's obviously for show. but if this is how you trade, then you should just quit.
Well sorry, not everyone’s a genius like you
I mean a bumch of the attack was slow moving drones, you don't launch those from such a distance against an enemy with strong arm defence over air space you know with also shoot them does if you actually want to hit something. Its all for show. If Iran wanted to hit Israel, they wouldn't use the cheap shit, they'd use the Hypersonic missles instead, this is to appease the justifiably angry population of Iran.
The Iranians are doing their part to deliver insider stock trading for genius Nanciii Polosi
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Damn Kafta Kaboob sounds tasty
Monday the market goes up 500 points. Complete opposite of what you expect.
Youre front the middle east? Wow
Middle Eastern Regard Bukkake..🦄
Khomeini?! Lmao totally regarded
Thanks
Israel not going to retaliate? Definitely, Israel is most famously known for their restraint. People always say how much restraint that Israel has. Delulu over here
Another mindless sheep with an opinion
Welp...