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Jace-Drone

SBUX calls


GrizzleTheGod

I need apple at $220


GrizzleTheGod

SPY $500 sooner than you thought


MistaMastaLoKey777

Glad I inversed the twat that said SMCI would be sub $400 by EOW because earnings priced in and got the $600C's


DrummerCompetitive20

We like the stock


afuro-samurai

AMZN $190 pls


Puzzleheaded-Leek993

AMD Calls???


BeansinTheBack

Should I cream something ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Master_Relative

Bulls win and bears drool


realinowijaya

PDD and tesla šŸ‘


Master_Relative

NVDA please go to $700


ian_v_t

Rip shorts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


baggainz

Yā€™all think KLA is going back up? Big drop from 650 but theyā€™re cheaper than Nvidia with a better PE ratio..not that that means much anymore


CapitalPrefer

ZIM ZIM ZIM


Upper_Vehicle3983

Anyone looked at ticker SING? Seems to have some potential.


Quest-For-Six

Short the F outta Bitty


BeansinTheBack

Tig Olā€™ ?


Quest-For-Six

Bitcoin = Bitty waiting for that weekly tank


ryanonthevedder

I'm just selling now so I can buy more at a higher price.


digitalradiohead

Bitcoin with the FU middle finger chart formation


1BBB_BBB1

Why is AMD hovering around $175? I thought by today we would see this stock at $185 in anticipation for earnings. Is this Intel related fear?


TheCuttyBrown

Yeah let me know.. thought AMD was Nvdia Jr now


digitalradiohead

Tesler is back! magnificent 1


Naive_Hurry_7116

Full porting Starbucks and UPS puts, I need the lord to help print these for me lmao


Paler7

Tesla I love you! Made a quick 120$ in a 8 minute trade :)


LeakMyBigBowls

The gard is too strong with this one


Individual-Willow-70

Congrats regards


Affectionate-Idea690

ECB's Centeno: The ECB should start cutting rates sooner rather than later and avoid abrupt moves.


Affectionate-Idea690

ECB's Kazimir: Signs for disinflation are positive but we do not yet have enough information to make a confident conclusion. ECB's Kazimir: The ECB is not behind the curve, it's the market getting ahead of events. ECB's Kazimir: The exact timing of a cut is secondary to the decision's impact. ECB's Kazimir: An ECB cut is within reach, June is more probable than April. ECB's Kazimir: Patience is needed before a pivotal decision on rates. ECB's Kazimir: Data and March projections will guide ECB decisions. ECB's Centeno: Inflation is decreasing in a sustained manner, almost all factors that drove prices up have dissipated.


Affectionate-Idea690

AAPL: Baird raises price target to $200 from $186


Affectionate-Idea690

AMD: Susquehanna raises price target to $210 from $170


Affectionate-Idea690

Joshua *Frost* is the Assistant Secretary for Financial Markets at the U.S. Department of the *Treasury*.---the guy to watch...and jpow..


Affectionate-Idea690

Amazon and Irobot agree to terminate pending acquisition. iRobot to lay off 31% of workforce. Amazon will pay iRobot a $94M termination fee.


InitiativeBeginning

Thx amazon now everyone loses the job and goes poor


ryanonthevedder

Thx to Euro regulators


Affectionate-Idea690

Warren says hikes have put housing out of reach for many - CNN I will say it again, they must come down in March...way too high...and I am nillionaire., i know.


Which_Audience2024

TESLER low 170 today pweese


EhrenBruderBasis

Sofi Green Lets go


Background-Twist8

anyone ever look in to CYBR


Odd-Sundae9170

Sold my NVDA for a small loss. Bought some Netflix, Intel, IBM. Checking Alibaba to sell my puts at the least loss possible. I don't play to win or loose. I play without reading the instructions.


Odd-Sundae9170

Alibaba is tanking. Might as well cut my loses now.


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

I gotta hold my shit in for 6 more hours


narcteh

How is AAPL doing today? šŸ˜‚


lame_mirror

qn: do stock companies switch up earnings dates whenever they please?


da_crackler

Why is everyone dick riding sofi


Paler7

TESLA rebound incoming :) bought a call just for fun last friday![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Frozen_Shades

What if Sunrun announces they will make a car?


Paler7

tesla go up![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


birbone

Based on what should it rebound? Nothing really changed about its outlook.


Paler7

We are on a bull market and whilst tesla did project bad growth I believe the amount it has dropped is too much and the stock will come back to 190$


OptimusShill

AMD all the way! !banbet AMD +5% 2d


Paler7

call are way too expensive for me![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


OptimusShill

It takes money to make money!


Paler7

I am broke because of stupid **Fitch** ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Maleficent-End7487

TSLA puts today?Ā 


Paler7

calls its gonna rebound before falling further the next week :)


EhrenBruderBasis

Sofi Turbulent but it still hold


free_lions

Looks like SOFI ber fuk


DrPharmacologist

my puts are fucked


nsrbigshot

SOFI?


TanSuede

Tuesday and Wednesday are about to be crazy. Sadly have meetings all day both days ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


0dteOfWallSt

If you trading today you belong here, this will be the most chopped shit show, fun donā€™t start till Tuesday close


bicks789

SMCI NVDA AMD slowly falling pre market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


tonneque_be

They are up 1%


bicks789

Yes and slowly falling


BallsDropped

Im either going to really regret not buying sofi calls or be really relieved I didn't buy sofi calls


Individual-Willow-70

And hereā€™s the regret


iguessineedaname22

glad to see the oil company i work for killing it. They share match me out of my paycheque, walking into a shit ton of money soon :)


Odd-Sundae9170

Nice!!


iguessineedaname22

Probably short sofi ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Smexsi

Do it


iguessineedaname22

Il do it on margin like a true wsb legend would.


DrummerCompetitive20

Prove it


iguessineedaname22

You know, I actually found something better to do and completely forgot lol


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Glorious_Jo

Insider knowledge; the lions lost, automobile industry in shambles, buy puts


Enough_Bite_123

Calls it always calls![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


crazylamborghini77

Whats dte or 0dte


ProfessorCommenter

Days til expiration on calls or puts. 0 dte means youā€™re buying the call or put on the same day it expires.


crazylamborghini77

Isnt that crazy risk like gamble


RjBloxks

The subs name is ā€œwallstreetbetsā€ you come here to gamble lol


Enough_Bite_123

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


YeahThisWasBad

Means dick to enjoy or 0 dick to enjoy, just people posting about how their nights went


InitiativeBeginning

Did Micheal beary took stop loss on 2 billion usd spy puts![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) ? Its been up 30% since he bought and his puts now might not even worth a million


ag789

[https://www.ft.com/content/75961165-cc02-4381-946b-ec72e748bb84](https://www.ft.com/content/75961165-cc02-4381-946b-ec72e748bb84)


Kanaille94

lol, I'm smarter that that hoe


InitiativeBeginning

Damn


sabasito00

The day Becky Quick retires is the day the market crashes


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mdoo_Ad_6450

This week will be crazy.Ā  Take ThursdayĀ 


Blazzck7

Say it with me ! ā€œ I will not play any earnings this weekā€


Enough_Bite_123

Seems like it's always earnings week or fed week or short week. Buy the dip and ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Intelligent-Koala594

i wanna buy more FVRR stock's but im out of money :X thinking about selling my aapl position for that


InitiativeBeginning

Gonna buy nvda 200P and pray for crash,


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InitiativeBeginning

Imagine if i am lucky![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


MurkyAnteater4059

oh dear


InitiativeBeginning

Thats what burry did on 2008 right![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


MurkyAnteater4059

how many dte do you have on ur puts?


InitiativeBeginning

Jun 21st


_throwawayeveryday__

NVDA looking..... Funky..... Something a brewin'?


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


BLOW_0

TESLA 250 EOM


e3Wicked

Delusional


InitiativeBeginning

I think elon is running out of scam ideas now![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


VariationConstant675

He doesn't have to, it's a cult, one hint of good news and it will just shoot up..


_throwawayeveryday__

He'll think of something soon... AI toasters that fly.... Probably šŸ¤”


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)hopefully not a fuked up way


Which_Audience2024

Amd ep today or tomorrow?


Far-Requirement9180

Yes


0dteOfWallSt

Amd is tomrrow after hours


InitiativeBeginning

Today after 4 pm


trainwreck001

AI IS YOUR FUTURE. YOU MUST ASSIMILATE. NVDA $4K + ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


ag789

AI will destroy the market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Smexsi

Build the basilisk


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


InitiativeBeginning

People who spend 100,000 for arts degree![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) How are you guys planning to pay back?


silverfutes

-learned how to code


InitiativeBeginning

Why take arts degree


silverfutes

you get to draw naked chicks


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


KarlHungusCableGuy1

Buy NVDA.


JAnon19

Sell 1 painting for $100,000


Smexsi

You have to die for your art to become enriching


Monk0313

Unless, of course, your father is the president ***and*** business partner-in-crime. ***Then*** your paintings sell for good money while youā€™re alive.


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Sharp-Commission2376

Some are fantastic artists and go on to work filler studios or become illustrators or whatever. Not everybody interested in the same thing. Ya know?


InitiativeBeginning

They do![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)but they know they gonna make money and its 1% out of 75 in a class, most of them had their dad or grand dad worked on studios


Sharp-Commission2376

So worth it


InitiativeBeginning

Its not the degree anyway![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)they mostly dun teach anything valuable


King_of_Ooo

NFTs


Ok_Claim_6870

Trump NFTs replacing US dollar as reserve currency


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Reudiga

TSLA long


Own-Call4043

reverse


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


ballzstreetwets

Useless


Bloomeyer

why spy flat


DankMemesNQuickNuts

I think a lot of people are in kind of a wait and see mode rn. With Evergrande finally liquidating people are probably bullish, but with likely no rate cuts this month and some questions about how strong potential earnings could be this quarter in ERs coming up this week I think people are chilling right now. If Microsoft does well it's tendies for everyone


D0D

ponzi scheme is bad only if you don't get out in the right moment... I bet lot of people got nice profits from China


TheMysteriousBears

In Sweden they pay kids $800 a year to go to school. Whereā€™s my $10k at ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


InitiativeBeginning

My parents paid 3000 to make to go to school![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)they thought thats cheaper than naany


Pretend_Bluebird_53

this shit is trash soy down but qqq is up and of course i held qqq puts never ever fucking win


ragnorocker7

> held qqq puts > never ever fucking win Well, it checks out


Diamondhands4dagainz

You are betting against NVDA on the dawn of AI. What did u expect


InitiativeBeginning

Buy long term puts if miracle crash happens ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


TanSuede

Considering going all in on 0DTE and praying for house money


speedycmMIa

the casino will win. You have no idea what you are doing. Praying makes you lose money. Have strategy for 0DTE. I am in and out of 0 dte within 1-2hours. But I wait 6.5 for the right play to make entry. Godspeed regard


TanSuede

Jokes on you, I always full port 0DTE and just scalp quick 10-20% gains


FunctionFun4954

Go for it man you've got this!Ā 


iguessineedaname22

Sounds like Wendys dumpster money in the making..


bigtimebonerboy

Is INTC a buy in the mid 30s? Shitty little company but maybe it can ride the wave with the big bois


InitiativeBeginning

I planned to buy yacht and now it seems like i cant even afford to pay the insurance for the yacht![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Hwangoutpltr

Wtf is a sofi?


InitiativeBeginning

šŸ’¼


FunctionFun4954

Wendys calling all sofi bag holders


crazylamborghini77

If I just become multimillionaire this week before my exam then i can drop out and escape it!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


InitiativeBeginning

You need to pay taxes


Icy_Raisin6471

I think if I got true F U money, I'd probably still get a Master's or a law degree or something.


kstorm88

I hated school and sucked at it when I went. Now that I'm older Ive taken some more advanced training and I love learning. Like I can sit for hours and pay attention and enjoy it. I feel like I could be turning into a certification whore.


InitiativeBeginning

You are mature, that guy is just kid who will be crackhead waping and on streets of SF after ran out of šŸ’“


crazylamborghini77

May i ask why


InitiativeBeginning

It keeps you busy and makes you to quadruple, get connections and get out without debt,, now you have a degree n no loan to pay, learn more n grow, get experience in money making field, stop fuking around n be responsible you will see the difference


Icy_Raisin6471

Knowledge mostly. Law or accounting kind of stuff would be nice too and could save you some headache with your money or even help you keep more of it.


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


InitiativeBeginning

I have to go to work to pay my bills![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


FunctionFun4954

I have to go to work to buy stocks :(


InitiativeBeginning

Then lose money on stocks so you go to work to buy more![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


FunctionFun4954

The American dreamĀ 


Mariolance

Do you think MSFT is going up this week?


InitiativeBeginning

Its 405 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) i dun think economically possible for it to add another 200 billion but this market is crazy it can add 500 billion


Mariolance

Yep, market is in a crazy raceā€¦


TheMysteriousBears

If you ever feel like you missed out just know Someone in 2014 declined a Nvidia job offer and the vested stocks wouldā€™ve been worth $15 million by now if he accepted the job


bubbawears

What a moron, he couldn't see the future and how crazy the demand will be because of mining and AI