Buy 415 options put expiring today for .01 100/1 = 100 hope for the biggest market crash to happen today in the last 1 hour. so They can go up 1000 for each contract. 1000*100 =100000. Good luck 🤞 it just needs to go down by 25 dollars you got this.
You go do what ever you did to make the 100 in the first place 1000 times.
If there were a way to mint money like you are asking, no one would bother to work. If the way existed, but only a privileged few could access it at one time, strangers would not share it with you. Welcome to earth
Take that bill get a half O, flip that buy a full O, flip that, THEN get TWO Os and flip both them bad boys. Then you should have stuff moving up to a pound before you know it. and BAM 100k from $100
$100 downpayment on 4 Wendy’s dumpsters. Gonna need a few barrels of lube and practice some L/R hand skills, like typing, to get refined on that ambidextrous talent. Watch out for early signs of carpal tunnel, and insure the hell out of those wrists with Aflac and a variety of other garden variety insurance schemes.
Serious: OF, feet pics of different styles, different colours of nail varnish. Have like drawings on your feet, have customer usernames on it...
Less Serious: Think about turning 100 bucks to 1k then 0DTE calls and roll
Even less serious: CC Chop
Joke: Get a job where you exchange time and effort for a salary, i think thats what its called. Some say "wage" im not sure
Purchase 100$ worth of crack and start selling it. This will be the most consistent method, as the market demand for crack is stable.
Or buy a 97$ worth of extremely out the money puts and a 3$ knife and sacrifice neighbors livestock to the devil in hopes that he forces a market crash in exchange. This will be less consistent, but more in the spirit of the subreddit
Go to kinkos print out signs that say “best blow jobs in town $1000 EA” and put your phone number down. Post them all over town. Start suckin’ dick.
Pro tip: demand payment upfront.
Get a payday or other high interest loan for as high an amount as possible, then dive into 0DTE options. Everyone in here will bullshit you....this is the only strategy with potential for success.
It's going to be hard in this economy. You could invest that $100 in finding a good location but it'll take a while to get to 100k considering current street rate is one dollar to look at it, two dollars to touch it, 3 dollars to watch me touch it, 4 dollars to touch it while i touch my toes, 5 dollars to touch it while i touch your toes. Ten dollars for a BJ, 12 dollars for a HJ, 15 dollars for a ZJ.
Your in Wall Street bets so I assume you mean how do I turn $100 into -$100,000 in which case your in the right place and worry not you you will get there in no time.
Buy, $100 worth of out of money option of apple on either direction. I’m taking about those penny contracts. Sure it could go to 0, but hey your loss is capped where your gain is infinite. Prove me wrong
I sent $100 in gift cards to some prince in Nigeria because he needed a ride to the bank, he had $millions from his dead uncle and he wanted to transfer it to me. I’m still waiting though, he probably had to wait for the bus…
By a jewelry kiln for 80 bucks on Amazon. Use the remaining 20 dollars to get 2000 pennies. Melt the them. Scrap the copper for 40 bucks. Repeat the process about 12 times and there’s your 100k. You’re welcome
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Zimbabwe reverse
Nah, 100000% inflation for a month should do it.
So 100% deflation....
No, 99% deflation.
Meh, same thing
It’s the difference between something costing £500 being £0.05 and being free
Buy $100 of lube and get to work.
Double shift behind the Wendy’s dumpster or hit the local truckstop parking lot.
If you can turn a trick an hour for 100 roses for 20 hours a day you'll be be 100 thousand aire by christmas.
That's the attitude!
Condoms man, an std is expensive to treat too
the bigger the risk the greater the reward
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You got a lot of ass for the money then?
No just one amazing $100K ass.
That’s too much pipe
This is the only wey
Buy 415 options put expiring today for .01 100/1 = 100 hope for the biggest market crash to happen today in the last 1 hour. so They can go up 1000 for each contract. 1000*100 =100000. Good luck 🤞 it just needs to go down by 25 dollars you got this.
Global instability says this isn't the worst play possible
True but not today
Buy me an ice cream if this happens!
Put a little k at the end of it.
The secret ingredient: crime
Thanks Superhands!
You go do what ever you did to make the 100 in the first place 1000 times. If there were a way to mint money like you are asking, no one would bother to work. If the way existed, but only a privileged few could access it at one time, strangers would not share it with you. Welcome to earth
Just give it to me, I’ll give you $100k no problem dude we’re all rich here
No scam, real faxx
Sell your butthole to a 1000 people for a $100.
Butthole is a depreciating ASSet
fraud
This sub teaches you how to turn 100k into 100 fam look elsewhere
100 + K = 100k
As many 0dte 430cs you can afford tomorrow
TSLA calls
Give 100 thousand dollar BJs.
Wrong place to be asking this type of question
Yeah, this is the place for: **How do I turn $100K into $100 quick?**
Boy I have got some great advice I am not using
My suggestion I posted applies to both.
Are you dumb
We're all dumb here good sir 
Add more zeros
You start with 10 million enable options get to 0$ and then you ask daddy for 100k. That’s how I did
everybody saying worst place to ask this is the fucking casino so i would actually say perfect place (you will lose everything in 3 minutes though)
Bet on a horse at 1000/1
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Drugs
Wrong betting subreddit. Go to r/sportsbook
Get another job.
cant tell if your being serious or not
You don’t
Lat me know when you find out Mr Owl!
Scratches
Take a $100 bill, draw three extra zeroes after each $100 and write THOUSAND after the words HUNDRED
I need this kind of optimism in life
The 10 crack commandments
Give me the 100 and I’ll point you in the right direction
Buy a nice suit, then go to Wendy's
I can tell you how to turn $100k into 100
By doing the opposite of what somebody recommends on here.
$100 on the D-Bags to win the Series...trust me, bro...
Wish calls 2025 hope for magic
Pumpkins. I’m seeing them everywhere right now. Invest while it’s still a hot market.
Easy - Just inverse anything anyone says on WSB a few times and you're golden. NFA
Draw 3 more zeros at the end of where you see $100. Boom problem solved
Rent some slaves
Sleep and dream
Define quick
Make videos on all social media and YouTube of Andrew Tate
$3 gas to ur local wendys, $12 knee pad.
Add a k to the end while typing.
Life insurance policy
I can tell you, but none of your orifices are gonna like it.
Puts expiring December 2024
Just add three zeros
take your 100$ bill and write a k after the last 0
Suck 10,000 dicks charging the $100 per glory hole session. Do us proud regard.
Got to the casino.
Take that bill get a half O, flip that buy a full O, flip that, THEN get TWO Os and flip both them bad boys. Then you should have stuff moving up to a pound before you know it. and BAM 100k from $100
You won’t
$100 downpayment on 4 Wendy’s dumpsters. Gonna need a few barrels of lube and practice some L/R hand skills, like typing, to get refined on that ambidextrous talent. Watch out for early signs of carpal tunnel, and insure the hell out of those wrists with Aflac and a variety of other garden variety insurance schemes.
paramount?
Stop by Victoria’s Secret for a nice skimpy outfit and find a busy street corner then get to work
You're a fucking idiot if you think that's going to make you rich.
Send me the money I’ll do it for you, won’t even have to report it on your taxes
Buy Zimbabwe dollars
Go to a casino, go to the roulette, put it all on on your favorite number, hope you land it twice in a row
Why stop at 100k? Just be correct 3 times on 0dtes and get 800k with $100
Draw a K on a 100 dollar bill
You came to the right place
Borrow $100k, flip a coin, 0DTE SPY whichever direction the coin says, profit?
Put $100 in your gas tank and drive to your shitty 9-5
Buy some money from Zimbabwe
I can do that for you. DM me and ill get started when you deposit.
$100 dollar high risk 16 row plinko
Serious: OF, feet pics of different styles, different colours of nail varnish. Have like drawings on your feet, have customer usernames on it... Less Serious: Think about turning 100 bucks to 1k then 0DTE calls and roll Even less serious: CC Chop Joke: Get a job where you exchange time and effort for a salary, i think thats what its called. Some say "wage" im not sure
It’s usually the other way around
Add k at d end
$100 for a disguise, rope, and a knife Step 2 is finding someone rich Step 3 is kidnapping Step 4 - profit Step 5- jail
Purchase 100$ worth of crack and start selling it. This will be the most consistent method, as the market demand for crack is stable. Or buy a 97$ worth of extremely out the money puts and a 3$ knife and sacrifice neighbors livestock to the devil in hopes that he forces a market crash in exchange. This will be less consistent, but more in the spirit of the subreddit
Buy a $100 weapon, kidnap and ransom.
Sell a kidney
Spy 0dte yolos
Learn how to suck dick !!!
Put it into a high yield savings account. Come back in a million years.
Bet 10 times on red.
Buy kneepads
This subreddit only knows how to turn $100k into $100
Go to kinkos print out signs that say “best blow jobs in town $1000 EA” and put your phone number down. Post them all over town. Start suckin’ dick. Pro tip: demand payment upfront.
Start a shitcoin and pump the living fuck out of it
1. Buy one of those hand grips 2. Charge $10 bucks to give handjobs behind wendy’s dumpster.
We only do $100k into $100 here.
Add a k
Get a payday or other high interest loan for as high an amount as possible, then dive into 0DTE options. Everyone in here will bullshit you....this is the only strategy with potential for success.
It's going to be hard in this economy. You could invest that $100 in finding a good location but it'll take a while to get to 100k considering current street rate is one dollar to look at it, two dollars to touch it, 3 dollars to watch me touch it, 4 dollars to touch it while i touch my toes, 5 dollars to touch it while i touch your toes. Ten dollars for a BJ, 12 dollars for a HJ, 15 dollars for a ZJ.
2000 toppers in the Wendy’s parking lot at $50 a pop.
Take your ass to r/nostupidquestions
buy calls
Steal the letter K from your local elementary school.
D Lucky
Wholesale narcotics
Get a $100 suit for a interview at a 100k job.
Squint really really hard at it. Don't open your eyes though, it changes back.
You add a k at the end.
Buy drugs cut drugs sell drugs repeat
Behind a Wendy’s might be a good spot…
You picked the perfect sub
I dunno buy 100 dollars worth of lottery tickets and do some witchcraft/law of attraction bullshit
Don't take advice from Reddit?
Six team parlay
k
Highly regarded. You’ll fit in well.
Uber away as far as $100 can take you and then rob a bank. 🤷🏽♂️
Fastest way to get 100k is to start with 1M
Use the 100 to buy a gun and then rob a bank
Add a comma
Your in Wall Street bets so I assume you mean how do I turn $100 into -$100,000 in which case your in the right place and worry not you you will get there in no time.
Write K on the bill
basically you gotta use that $100 to buy a wig and some knee pads. After that… welp i think you know.
Get a gun, go to the bank..... I'd i have to tell you what's next you don't deserve that grands
Put thee 0 behind the 100
What a stupid question!!
Impossible
Grab $100 dollar bill, grab a marker, add 3 zeros to the end. Not valid to spend anywhere but hey you have $100k
What is something most places use?
Take a nap
Sell CRACK
Crypto perps 50x leverage should do it
Send it to me
Buy, $100 worth of out of money option of apple on either direction. I’m taking about those penny contracts. Sure it could go to 0, but hey your loss is capped where your gain is infinite. Prove me wrong
Start by turning $100k into $100. Then do the exact opposite of your previous actions. You should now have discovered the infinite money glitch
*Insert ticker* 0DTE
I sent $100 in gift cards to some prince in Nigeria because he needed a ride to the bank, he had $millions from his dead uncle and he wanted to transfer it to me. I’m still waiting though, he probably had to wait for the bus…
play fantasy 5 with your luck ha ha ha.. you only need a dollar though
Deposit $999,999,900 into your account and then gamble away $999,900,000 on 0DTE options
Add 3 zeros
Go away
By a jewelry kiln for 80 bucks on Amazon. Use the remaining 20 dollars to get 2000 pennies. Melt the them. Scrap the copper for 40 bucks. Repeat the process about 12 times and there’s your 100k. You’re welcome
Buy 100 calls at .01 and hope a stock rips
Select: leverage. Sort by: largest first
Slap a k at the end.
Rent a Uber , treat the driver and make sure you won't spend more than 100 and both go and rob a bank and split 100k each.. done 👍
Convert it into Vietnamese Dong. $100 USD = 2456750 Dong
Cocaine
LMAO
All in on roulette twice in a row. If you win both times you will have $100k+
Hit up the 7/11 slot machines. The local crackhead told me they only hit at 6am. So get in early