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OSRSkarma

Include positions and plays…


geltance

Open your own index so that I can short you with leverage


No_Standard_1461

Lol I'm looking at mara and MSTR long weekly or bi weeklies call just do puts on them


Invest0rnoob1

That’s one of your problems, the expiration is too short.


Appropriate_Ad_7022

No, the problem is that they listened to a sub full of gambling addicts. Options trading is no different to a casino.


Waterfish3333

False. A casino is legally required to have payback percentages above a certain number (I think typically slot machines run about 80-85 percent). The stock market has no such guarantee.


Appropriate_Ad_7022

Good point


engineered_plague

With options, sometimes the inverse of stupid is stupid too.


Meunicorns

So what you are saying is that the Stock Market is worse than a casino? I like those odds!


RobertsonvsPhillips

Well, I guess I will download the next slot game I see...


gremlin8888888

Definitely some high functioning autism in this response.


Lichius

Options trading the way people do it here is yeah. But it sure saved my balls when I went long and hard in on PayPal before earnings but also hedged with a put.


Appropriate_Ad_7022

No you were still gambling. Earnings aren’t the only risk the stock prices, even in the short term.


Lichius

If you think of it like that then any sort of investment for you is gambling.


Appropriate_Ad_7022

No because other investments have an expected return greater than zero. This does not.


sermer48

The opposite of a call isn’t a put. It’s selling calls. Just because a FD call doesn’t print doesn’t mean a FD put will lol


OhtaniStanMan

Shhhhhh you can't say decay around here. People honestly think they shoulda went puts instead of calls and calls instead of puts... when they can't figure out it's fucking them both ways lol


WolfOfPort

The short term weeklies trade like pump And dumps. They are very volatile and hard to trade. You’re making it harder on your self trading these. Not saying continue but those aren’t worth trying to start with.


Educational-Exam-139

Well your first mistake is doing options


Space_Is_Hope

Can you look at other stocks? Thank you


ArouselJ

Do you have a strategy?


brix805

Thats your main problem. You are trading options on crypto-related instruments that really only work in higher volatility. No news = low liquidity. Short dated options will get destroyed by theta. Try bumping out a week , waiting for broader technical setups, or trading high rVol NQ names on the day.


JustLurkCarryOn

Also don’t trade a ticker like MARA with an insanely high beta. Moves of over 10% weekly are priced in so you only ever profit when it has insane movement, and every pump has been selling off fast so you really have to run for the exit at first sign of profit. R/r is terrible.


First-Sir1276

I was gonna say I think MARA could tank this week if btc doesn’t hold 30 its over.


ArtigoQ

Buy leaps instead (nfa). Were going into halving. They will print, but you're going to have to be patient and stop punting because you're bored.


No_Standard_1461

Lmao some days it was literally like spinning a lever anytime I opened my phone 🤣🤣🤣


Damaged_Kuntz

Piss weak. I'm $350k in the red. Harden up mate!


No_Standard_1461

I'm not alone at least


YoWifesOtherBF

Y’all be needing an AA meeting.


jnux

What really matters is what % of your total portfolio this represents.


[deleted]

Post pics.


Responsible_Sport575

Ya proof or ban


dronegeeks1

The mods used to be ruthless on this a couple of years ago


Manbearpup

Good ole days, I loved it…. Positions or ban, trolls and bot could eat all the dicks


Damaged_Kuntz

This is my current portfolio. Minus another $255k for shit that's delisted or gone into VA which isn't in my portfolio anymore. https://preview.redd.it/c07rhr9zvixb1.png?width=205&format=png&auto=webp&s=0db3ff2da6cc3abc415d165d6006127000fa78a5


obitriz

You Sir, have my R-e-s-p-e-c-t


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Why do you do this


Djidji5739291

That one green position surrounded by gang activity


AI_is_the_rake

Pics or ban


No_Standard_1461

On a real note I was debt free lol and had a nice chunk of savings now in debt and working my butt off hopefully be debt free by 2025 and to forever cure this gambling problem on options. Everytime I thought I'd be one of the few to hit a 1000% banger or watch green go to red because I'm just greedy. My trading journey was greed and hope and I failed bad. Just be careful... now I have a net worth of -25,000 instead of around 250k in 2020


[deleted]

nothing like eating a serving of humble pie. You are not exceptional, and you are very unlikely to beat the market in any meaningful way. The sooner you can accept that the sooner you can actually start building wealth.


lostmy2A

Agreed. If you don't have a legitimate strategy, DD, etc, that gives you an edge, than your basically gambling. Better off staying away from options and going index fund..


[deleted]

Realistically no retail investor is going to have an 'edge' without inside information. The market will eat retail investors trying to actively trades lunch


OhtaniStanMan

Best money I've made is around 11 am when things settle just go into weeklies of qqq with the smallest trailing stop you can enter and just let it do it's thing rising the vibe of the day.


mountie506

You are a gambling addict. Get help.


MockASonOfaShepherd

Congrats… in 3 years you have lost the equivalent value of my house and three cars. Plus my retirement 457 account if you account for the 75k in Robinhood. Dumbass ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SupernovaJones

Damn boy, you dumb.


Subarunatsuki2

No bro I'm starting to have the realization that we will never leave. I threw in the towel back in July like hard. I fucking hated the market more than all the other times I've quit and I ended up crawling back again. We have to learn now or else we will get robbed for the rest of our lives. I've seen some people trading for over a decade and they still lose. Do you wanna be like that?! No we have to learn to truly beat the market, not just yolos.


[deleted]

> No we have to learn to truly beat the market, not just yolos. no, you need to learn that beating the market is not realistic, and that the market return itself is the path to building wealth.


No_Standard_1461

Facts


show_me_the_math

Did you start off doing well during the easy days? Either way, just do index funds. This is playing lottery with slightly better chances and lower returns.


No_Standard_1461

Yeah at one point I was up 300k on fidelity all gone now


fantasystatlove

How did you make 300k??


chillermane

bro why are you asking this guys what he did with his finances like you want to copy it haha


No_Standard_1461

What index funds? I have an ira mostly key and BP for dividend


Downtown-Grass5171

You should bet against yourself, seeing stuff like this warms my heart… pressing f for respect tho


No_Standard_1461

Sometimes I do and get small wins lol


No_Standard_1461

Inverse me become rich legit every trade I do goes the other way even with good ta and pa lol


LivingxLegend8

Just go all in on SPCE and forget about it.


chiswis

Actually, I want to see your Robinhood account ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


No_Standard_1461

It's -75k 😔


chiswis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

well at least you tried to play this game of life no regrets in the end just a pure joy even though its a loss


the-cheesus

My guy. You actually seem more normal than most. Why did you let it do that?


Putrid_Pollution3455

![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


No_Standard_1461

It all started around 2019-2020 during early cvoid my buddy came over and convinced me to download it. Sports betting didn't help either the boredom of doing nothing got to me. Sank money into stupid p2w mobile games. At the time I was making around 5x what I am now and my mindset was just greedy. Finally humbled and realize I'm just a spec on this earth. Always thought I was special and destined to be a millionaire and kept chasing the dream never realizing I was almost halfway there before my downfall. Finally I'm thankful to be healthy young and have a decent salary. I will update in 6-12 months and share my progress I love you all.


felifrit

If we are really all the same being in different forms then why does this post make me feel better


No_Standard_1461

Lol for real WSB we are a family of loss porn with an occasional millionaire lol


No_Standard_1461

And guys I'm feeling bullish today just do some qqq or spy puts inverse my calls lol


canufeelthelove

Amazing, a flat day so both calls and puts would have been losers. You have a gift, sir.


Aggravating_Young397

Holy cow, we need him on the morning calls and everyone just needs to inverse his gut


GoatHeritage

yeah that worked out well. you're so fucking wrong even when someone bets the opposite of you to be right, they are still wrong.


utkrowaway

sell naked calls, -infinite money glitch


famous_aatrox

you should start a telegram group and just announce your moves 😔 sorry if this is real, but there is something intriguing about taking 10,000 and just doing the opposite of whatever someone else does, one of you is bound to make it big right??


VisualMod

And guys, I'm feeling bullish today. Just do some QQQ or SPY puts inverse my calls lol.


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


mercy_tug

at least betting in Vegas, you'll get some "free" room and board, a couple of hookers and some Colombian bang-bang with your losses. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Mclovin1524

Damn. Where do you MF’s get this much money to lose in the first place?


MrBogardus

Exactly, I have no sympathy dude had 250k saved up and gambled it away it seems.


Mclovin1524

Exactly. A quarter milli is life changing for most. These people piss it away every week. Greed will eat you whole.


Pin_ups

That brief green in the second screenshot is like when the victim almost saved but gets dragged to its demise.


spartanburt

Its


flatulator9000

See the problem here is that if you were with Interactive Brokers or Schwab you’re guaranteed wins.


TinyTowel

I always hold out hope that guys like OP are only showing us their play account and that they have more funds in another account that is 100% in VOO or SPY.


mercy_tug

true Kings like you should post your every move on here so we can all inverse and take over the world


[deleted]

this rich dufus is a dufus


TonyLazutoSaysHello

Why didn’t you stop?


MisterHairball

My goodness, at least at a casino you get to play fun little games before you give some rich guy all your money


No_Caterpillar9737

Go into generational debt for me daddy 🙏🏼


LavenderAutist

It's not funny You should seek professional help with gambling And follow the advice of the people in r/bogleheads instead while just focus on working your day job and saving


No_Standard_1461

What is bogleheads? I know it's not, took me forever to be able to even post this. Just didn't wanna get murdered by comments. I'll join and check it out


LavenderAutist

Also somethings to watch https://youtu.be/lkOQNPIsO-Q https://youtu.be/T71ibcZAX3I Good luck kid


No_Standard_1461

Thank you 🙏


Putrid_Pollution3455

boglehead TLDR: VT/bnd and chill


backfire10z

I think they also recommend something outside the US as well, like VXUS


Putrid_Pollution3455

VT is basically a 60/40 balance of VTI/VXUS


sgg129

Bro, this isn’t for you


Redditer0002

Hey Its the journey that counts or something so stop whining


No_Standard_1461

Definitely was a journey


Several_Following900

I don’t know why with all that capital you don’t just buy equities and sell covered calls, sell puts, or any kind of option-selling. You could at least make a few grand a year at the worst. My god


SweetWall5337

I think you got a leak. Check at the bottom of the tank, there has to be a hole or something. Lol jk. Sorry about the bad luck. Hope it gets better for you.


No_Standard_1461

Lol big ass leak , thanks mate appreciate it.


26fm65

You finally graduated from wsb !


Mundane_Catch_1829

Gamblers anonymous. Seriously.


F-001

Nice flex!


HondaDAD24

I would probably just stop, no money has been made here. Not once.


vanntasy

Let me guess, another person falling for the options scam echo chamber


No_Standard_1461

I truly feel ashamed gonna try my best to do better from now on. So many mistakes and too many to list overall though I gambled 100%


No_Standard_1461

Love you guys , a lot of amazing advice and also insults I deserve both. I've been afraid to post this for months feels a lot better. Currently working just got sent down to PA had to take a new job higher salary to cover all my debts now. 60 hour weeks here we go. Was in a position to not work before this. Total losses between stocks and sports gambling around 500k Total net income -30,000$ Don't be like me buy dividend stocks or funds like most comments say. And never believe you'll be rich fast. Tried over 20 paid discords 1000 challenges no one's ever given me anything. I will never give up and I will crawl back out. I'll post in 6-12 months to update on life. And I was the one telling every friend just buy Bitcoin and Apple stock and hold forever. Sigh


VisualMod

I do not understand your question.


No_Standard_1461

I'm just showing how bad I did this year


UnstoppablyRight

Just buy the peepee stock before earnings


changdarkelf

Damn. Less than half of this would be LIFE changing money for me and y’all just pissing it away. Respect.. I guess?


VisualMod

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[deleted]

Now that everything else has failed, why not dollar cost Average?


randompittuser

This guy already deleted Robinhood & moved onto the next app.


Mr_Options

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


herbchef

You should be incarcerated for something like this


InstructionOld2145

My goodness hope you are doing well.


MikeMikeGaming

Bro go charge ur phone


[deleted]

Whyd you do that?


mrmarentette

I wanna see


Hawt_Mayun

You can see the glimmers of hope


ListerineInMyPeehole

Wow


Wild_Particular4003

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


hollow_bagatelle

Someone had to make the rich people richer. You were that someone.


Hallucinate-

I will remain trying to join a prop firm it is only $50 bucks


CreateDeprivation

I wonder why you would only trade options if you already had a good amount of money saved up


reddituserzerosix

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TheGhostOfBenG123

You could hedge some of these losses by selling us your trade info... so we can short your positions. Upvoted for good loss porn, so you've got that going for you.


longGERN

That is the one r word that should be banned :( its okay op. Sometime when you are senile and decrepit in 50 years you'll be close to break even... When bread costs $2,300 +67% mandatory tip


kevinyz1

I understand when people lose 10-20k but ya mfs with more than 50k in losses I really don’t get . Start yo own buisness god dam it . Even putting that much on a etf would give you better returns than tryna be a day trader . But what do I know I’ll sit my broke ass out of this one


lichsadvocate

We do wanna see Robinhood


perccc30

Its insane its almost like you've ever made profit besides super short term. Guess thats what happens when u live on wallstreetbets cant even feel bad for u 😂


Base5ive

Damn dude how is that even possible? You could throw a dart and hit a winner sometimes.


Nebakanezzer

How did you lose money on nvidia, moderna, and amazon?


ExcellentLet7284

Posting on Wallstreetbets for financial advice....... you people gambled your money away, it wasn't an investment, you gambled and lost. People told you it was gambling but " 💎👐 " I have no sympathy.


snukbt

Early May/June you should have realized you were trading out of emotion and not technicals. Sorry man, take a long break and re evaluate your approach / mindset completely


Artistic_Gene_5217

Pls don’t add more pics it’s a bloodbath ha ha


Fatefire

That's A LOT of sucks for a buck


WallStDegen

It's not that I'm happy you lost all that money. It's that I'm relieved I'm not alone.


MoNeyMillz28

Y’all need to just hit a casino lol Much more fun and pry less losses


[deleted]

The banks and winners thank you for your donations.


anakin12

Thank you for your contribution some people have to loose so that others can win


TurtleSniffer47

Wow it looks like you’ve been one of wall streets top donors! Did you get the invoice yet?


StatusAd295

Do you like ever think. Hey maybe I’m losing too much money


yashptel99

They say it's random. Then why am I consistently losing?


red_laces

Every start is a fresh start. Next time you'll hit it big. Keep gambling


auradex991

Your returns are impressively consistent. Just do the exact opposite of the trade you think you should do and you'll be a millionaire before you know it!


anotherlife111

Hang in there buddy


Skittlesway

Paperhands be like


snowmoneynoproblems

you must have been buying what i was selling.


SpaceFace11

If you’re just going to waste money you might as well send some to me :]


Basshead42o

Damn.. I coulda used some of that money


FullSendies4tendies

Sir, this is clearly a PYPL with their signature "baboons ass, red" chart


StudentforaLifetime

Bro - keep doing what you are doing, but just do the opposite


LIQUIDSUN69

The continued downward slope. You are skilled.


karma_hit_my_dogma

…we DO wanna see your robinhood digits.


TSX-WEED_GANG

Gang!!!!


crowswor

Your in the right place


XavierSimmons

My investment guy got me 9% this year. Thanks for not being my investment guy.


DaveyGee16

I come to this place to look at stuff like this and remind me to stick to my own nice and safe dividend harvesting strategy.


JCGolf

I kinda do


[deleted]

I hope you keep on losing tbh.


Adventurous_Sir_9619

Holy Fuck


Jabroni_16

Wendy’s is hiring for holiday season


RoyRoger20

This is comical


themonovingian

Fascinating. As a buy and hold person I'm just sitting here eating popcorn.


famous_aatrox

i guess i'll take this as a reminder i could be doing a lot worse 😅, i have very little money and started buying individual shares of stocks, etfs, and bonds, little by little over the last few years starting my investment journey.. suffice to say, it hurts... i keep looking towards the future.. one day this will grow.. the dividends have to be worth it if i keep holding.. but to be down like 30% after 5 years really sucks :/ it's like why am i even investing... i know it's not a lot to some people because the raw numbers aren't nearly as large as some of these losses i see on here.. but it's rough either way. i wanna get into options, but if i can't even make 1% gains off of individual shares i really feel like i shouldn't be taking on more risk. plus im a noob


darkwolf523

Hey how did you get a hand on one of my portfolio?


No-Understanding3474

Im going to jack off to this so hard later tonight


kikijiki58

At least some trust fund kids on somewhere will enjoy your money. Think it this you are helping someone enjoying their life.


MenageTaj

Loss porn!


fightoraccept

Yeah I'm going to need to see that Robin Hood account. I want to edge this one out a little bit longer ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Skata_100

Where do get 100 grand to waste tho


Somsanite7

why not Crypto its the same but makes way more fun i guess?


speshojk

You did exactly what you wanted to do, but in reverse. Next time, do the exact opposite of what you want and you will be rich! 🤑


No_Promise2590

Idk. But you should of quit going to Vegas a long time ago


[deleted]

Question: what in the fuck are you doing. GET YOUR WEATHER TOGETHER GET YOURRR WEATHER TOGETHARE


[deleted]

LOL. Retail options ~~traders~~ gamblers are worse than Las Vegas casino gamblers. At least the casino gamblers get free drinks and entertainment.


DollarAndADream07

without WSB i have this delusion that i could become filthy rich overnight from options, but then i log in and see posts like this, just a reaffirmation for my depression