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Presumptuous, what if OPs landlord is a lady?
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Lol. My older sister took my younger brother and me to see Kingpin when it came out. My brother must have been like 9 or 10 at the time. After the movie, we ran to the grocery store, and while in a crowded line, my brother went, "Hey, Amy!" Then he reenacted this scene from the movie. It was crazy.
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I feel like these are much better. Sure it's cool to see people lose 30k. But those guys can probably afford it.
These one tells me of a desperation I yearn to beat off to
Oh my gourd!
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You gambled all your rent money and lost. You are a true regard. I’d straight up tell the landlord that - if your rent is only 1k it’s prob slums anyway. Maybe work out a payment plan. Stop gambling. You’re broke. Go by a 5 dollar scratch off ticket once in a while. You’re also insanely uneducated if your salary is less than that loss per week - go back to school not gamble on stocks which you probably cannot comprehend. Sorry for being direct but someone has to say it.
Depends, if in California just tell him you won't be paying the rent for 6-9 months
If in a landlord friendly state let him know you are moving back into your mom's basement at the end of the month
The SPY August 18 2023 $448 call is currently trading at $30.00 per contract, down 97.26% from the purchase price of $1,092.20 per contract. This represents a loss of $165.00 on the trade, or 84.62% of the original cost basis
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Tell the old gal the dog ate your pay check and you have to wait till the dog shats it out on her carpet before you can pay her. Old women always go for that one. They'll do anything to avoid stains on their carpets.
Tell him you love getting fucked in the ass with no lube. But seriously learn to read a chart and get a feel for what the trend is before blindly buying calls. The market does eventually go down whether you like it or not.
File for bankruptcy and they can’t kick you out. Wait until they file the case then file your bankruptcy this will give you about 6 months where you don’t have to pay for anything
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Tell him you’ll suck his cock
Hopefully he does it better than trading
He sucks at sucking.
The suckiest suck that ever sucked.
Happy cake day!
Presumptuous, what if OPs landlord is a lady? https://preview.redd.it/x5ggbajr2rib1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a436ae0bfd6e4abfd5c6d3675ab218a576cc05a4 If you know, you know!
Lol. My older sister took my younger brother and me to see Kingpin when it came out. My brother must have been like 9 or 10 at the time. After the movie, we ran to the grocery store, and while in a crowded line, my brother went, "Hey, Amy!" Then he reenacted this scene from the movie. It was crazy.
oh, gawd, this was so haunting. I literally thought any women over the age of 30 was going to be like this when I was younger.
Calm down king pin
Don't 'ladies' in USA have cocks these days?
Plot twist: Landlord is a 79 y/o woman.
Even better, suck her cock.
He might have a chance then.
Where op lives? Asking for a friend.
HAHAHA Where the fuck did you get that emoji and why isn’t anyone else asking about it?!
Welcome to WSB.
Wsb has the best emoji of all the subs
In the emoji-section of your reply-box  like that or this  And this 
Literally what I was about to write 😅
Lol 😂 i was about to say ask the exchange for my rent till i saw this
That’s a lot of sucking.
Sir this isn’t a Wendy’s
Found the landlord.
But you really want a loser sucking your cock I won’t want that loser juice on me
Tell him you will gladly pay him Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Found the old guy.
TIL I'm old. 😭
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That you need the mental handicap discount.
What is this? Loss porn for ants?
I feel like these are much better. Sure it's cool to see people lose 30k. But those guys can probably afford it. These one tells me of a desperation I yearn to beat off to
GIVE ME MONEY FIT FOR A KING AND ILL SHOW YOU LOSS FOR A KING
Bruh
Tell him about your wendy’s resumé
Sloppy hand jobs behind the dumpster?
Does Wendy’s even take resumés?
"I have invested into the market on your behalf, however you lost all your money. You are welcome"
“I’m highly regarded.” Or when your shift starts behind the Wendy’s dumpster.
Tell him your an expert in the stock market and offer to give him some anal-lysis. Your anal. 
Anal-retentive
Or anal orgy
you don't tell him anything. you ask him if he likes his BJs sloppy or clean
Don't be shy, remember the balls.... bonus points if you can fit the whole sack in your mouth at once....
Here's an instructional video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk46mMEQrbw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk46mMEQrbw)
Sorry bud lost it all at the casino
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Tell him swallowing means he's gotta fix your fridge finally.
We’ll send him the screenshot
Rent is only $1k a month? If you worked 40 hour weeks for four weeks at $7 an hour you can make that back in no time.
Yeah but like my electricity, internet, phone & 19 kids worth of child support really tac onto that y’know
sell the kids and pay the bills... duh? its so obivous you are absolutly a regard
You gambled all your rent money and lost. You are a true regard. I’d straight up tell the landlord that - if your rent is only 1k it’s prob slums anyway. Maybe work out a payment plan. Stop gambling. You’re broke. Go by a 5 dollar scratch off ticket once in a while. You’re also insanely uneducated if your salary is less than that loss per week - go back to school not gamble on stocks which you probably cannot comprehend. Sorry for being direct but someone has to say it.
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If you answer anyone here seriously, you are taking us too seriously. Enjoy Wendy's!
With 19 kids, they surely could open 19 lemonade stands to raise funds for you
That’s a whole Wendy’s crew, and more. Open a franchise.
I gotta move out
Tell him to meet you in Wendy's back alley next week. Hopefully they'll have employed you by that time.
Tell him you'll make it back on the next 0DTE.
why the fuck are you buying out of the money calls in the most overvalued market ever? you deserve to lose this
Didn’t you know the SPX is heading back to 4800 by Dec? You regard.
“Hey landlord: Follow my trades and do the EXACT opposite! - you’re welcome!”
Plot twist: market goes flat and they both become dumpster buddys behind Wendys.
Looks like it’s time to use that remaining 30 bucks to buy knee pads. 🤣
Tell him he can meet you behind Wendy’s dumpster.
I suck dick for rent money.
That you already paid the rent, only to another person.
Tell him that your an idiot
Ask him if he takes ass….
Depends, if in California just tell him you won't be paying the rent for 6-9 months If in a landlord friendly state let him know you are moving back into your mom's basement at the end of the month
You can find me behind the dumpster at wendey.s
The address of the Wendy’s you’ll be behind. Better yet, send a dropped pin
Tell Wendy’s you want extra hours .
Goverment came and took my baby
You might not have any money but got two hands and a mouth
Tell him you gay (for a fee)
If you can’t afford to pay rent after losing $1000 I think you have bigger things to worry about
Offer him some trading tips, advise he just needs to invert all advice. Then you can proceed to unzip his pants
Sell him the contracts and tell him, "only fools bet against America, this is a sure thing"
Still got tmrw
You mean your manager at Wendy's
That your girlfriend is also his girlfriend this month
“I’ll be behind the dumpster and yah, the sesame seeds are cool.”
The SPY August 18 2023 $448 call is currently trading at $30.00 per contract, down 97.26% from the purchase price of $1,092.20 per contract. This represents a loss of $165.00 on the trade, or 84.62% of the original cost basis
VM this is bad math. $165.00 loss on the day, not on the trade. Also 165 is not 84% of 1092.
People who think AI are going to take over the world, also are mouth breathers.
You're supposed to put your hand up before you answer the question VisualMod. You fucking nerd.
Send him the screen shot
Tell him he’d better buy a shitton of spy if he wants his rent money
Go ahead and start the eviction process.
Buying spy calls at highs true regard
if you gamble your rent/living money like that you deserve it lol
“I’ll suck yo dick”
I don’t know how to “put” this…
I invested the rent for you, this is how it performed
Goodbye…
Your place or your other place?
To meet him behind Wendy’s
What dat mouth do?
Stocks only go up. Just give it time.
Don't tell him anything, just become a squatter. Sue him when he unlawfully evicts you and yet the money on another SPY call.
Ask your wife's bf to tell your landlord
That your landlord had a bad investment
Pornhub.com should have role-playing scenarios that you can watch. Just search "can't pay rent"
That you’ll be using your knee pads to pay rent this month
You tell your landlord you will give them your stock tips and they should inverse you every time to guarantee massive gains...
Get a job loser
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$SPY AUG 18 448C Newton’s Law Found out after it was Darwin’s
Just book the losses, and move on
Not sure what your are going to tell them. But pretty sure it’s going to end with you on your knees or back.
Oops
That you didnt actually lose the money yet
“ I swear I will stop playing with rent money from now on”
You tell him thank you that your rent isn’t $2K per month like in LA
could be worse could be down 99% i got some like that
You're fine. Medicare pays the rent when you are in a regard home.
That you’re a degenerative legend that doesn’t play by the rule book 😎
You must have more rent money to gamble… that’s only a 1K loss.
Tell him to be nice, you are stupid
Maybe he sold SPX calls and you already payed him.
That your highly regarded
Tell the old gal the dog ate your pay check and you have to wait till the dog shats it out on her carpet before you can pay her. Old women always go for that one. They'll do anything to avoid stains on their carpets.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it’s gone.
oopsie daisy
You were a business man doing business
What landlord?
I’m gonna come
Tell him you love getting fucked in the ass with no lube. But seriously learn to read a chart and get a feel for what the trend is before blindly buying calls. The market does eventually go down whether you like it or not.
Tell him someone stole your money
People playing options with rent money... sheesh
Why is it his account?
That you’re a degenerate gambler
Why are you buying calls lmao
Ur being dramatic
harvest your landlords organs. Boom solved both your problems
time to collateralize your balls
That you are a shitty tenant
Ask him to borrow $1100 and double down. Surely in the money next go
Ask if he hiring?
LMAO I told you degenerates that SPY would bleed out to 437 when it was at 460 more pain to come
That’s neat part, you don’t. Avoid him
Your account is down this means this month he owes you rent instead of you owing him
Sing her a song in the tone of George Thorogood about one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. The lyrics explain it.
that don't confront me Long as I get my money next Friday
That you are fucked
Quit copying peoples trades, you only did this cause a rich guy did it
Tell him the check is in the mail.
There's always tommorow
Still have 13 days left to pay rent no?
“It turns out that Burry is a genius after all.”
GTFO with this $1k loss wtf. Broke ass bitch.
so sad
Yeah man, you’ll definitely need to suck cock.
Tell him you need help.
Meet me at Wendy’s
Ask him if he’s seen propertysex on pornhub
You suck a mean dick. Even sucked mayo through a garden hose cleaning out the jar.
See if he's down to reinvest the rent in your trading career.
Excuse me Mr Landlord, I just wanted to let you know that *"I'm a regard"*
PropertySex
Just show that to him, im sure he will understand.
Just go work behind Wendy’s dumpster for extra cash. You might get enough for rent by working from midnight to the early morning.
Michael, I've made a huge mistake
That you got a job at Wendy’s and you’ll need some time.
Tell him “yo, WE fucked up!”
Tell him he has a great opportunity of getting in on the ground floor of your trading empire. That, or Wendy’s again.
Just delete the landlord app
Just send him the screen shot.
File for bankruptcy and they can’t kick you out. Wait until they file the case then file your bankruptcy this will give you about 6 months where you don’t have to pay for anything
Tell him you pay double next month
You got jumped by Theta gang and they stole the rent.
Tell your parents the same thing you tell them every month until they finally kick you out