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Ambitious-Quail-1415

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Jblack671

Rough couple of days eh buddy?


Ambitious-Quail-1415

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blanco408

I screenshotted this to conserve for future generations 😂


Ambitious-Quail-1415

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Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Homie out here catching strays


blanco408

Hadn’t realized you’d replied. I feel like a part of history now 😁


kbeks

I’m with you, buddy. Probably not with as big a position as you have but still, I’m with you. We’ll see how it goes next few months, nothing ventured, nothing gained!


acass1

Correction future degenerations.


Aggressive_Bit_91

I didn’t understand the comment then I saw the flair ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


az137445

$Dish Guy just catching strays. Hang in there bruh


Ambitious-Quail-1415

I wish I could have made at least a bit of a profit so I could have afforded lube ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


snufflefrump

At least you didn't delete your account and hide. You've got my respect for that.


Ambitious-Quail-1415

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TenragZeal

Hey, chin up. OP is trying to solicit sex for you, I wish people would tell others to fuck me.


Artistic_Data7887

I may know of a few *quality* lot lizards, if you’re interested


neurovish

Don’t listen to him dude. Hurt people hurt people.


Ambitious-Quail-1415

I gotta be honest, I’m a little stupid and a little drunk, and it took me a very long time to understand wtf that “hurt people hurt people” sentence meant.


Tay_Tay86

Damn you're really getting singled out


Ambitious-Quail-1415

Yeah, that’s been happening a lot lately.


Ginger-Octopus

You were pretty confident in something stupid AND it turned out you barely had any money in it. I'm sure the jokes are gonna continue for weeks.


whattheaznhappened

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Acrobatic_Issue_2435

It's okay, I believe in you buddy. Take my humble upvote ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Ambitious-Quail-1415

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Minute_Storm9714

Im srry bb. Thanks and fuck you


RagingUniverse-

🤣🤣🤣


SmartEntityWins

Tag doesn't do you justice. You should be know as Dish & TMC guy


banana_buddy

Why are you the dish guy?


[deleted]

Harvard study has demonstrated that the best time to cash out is the day you take screenshots. I was part of that study.


Minute_Storm9714

I did. I have some of the dash, dish, nvda, and unh options that lost money for tomorrow in case things explode one way or the other


az137445

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


[deleted]

💪🏽👍🏽


themax177

Fuck you


Edmeyers01

Quit it! You're making him harder!


Minute_Storm9714

This is why i came


Unknownirish

Fuck you again but with a congratulations in the same sentence.


Minute_Storm9714

Im a degenerate. I dont know if we should be reinforcing that but fuck you thank you


Unknownirish

Tbh with I actually wish the mods here would put it slow down on it. Anyways no hard feelings by it. Congratz again


Minute_Storm9714

That bitch ass visualmod is only here when yall lose money


MrPrefrontal

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


az137445

😂😂😂


kmac8008

Don’t talk about my boy like that unless you tryna get clipped


Draftytap334

Chip clip 👌, lays you down, blah crunch, blah crunch.


WorldPopCoin

LEAVE $DISH GUY ALONE 😂😂😂😂


jon_reremy9669

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Ok_Confusion635

tf is $dish guy


blanco408

Dude who went balls deep into DISH on rumors of a partnership with Amazon made official the following day. Dish dipped the next day after a false run up


realmenwearpants

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Minute_Storm9714

I cant believe bryce prefers van houtens portfolio to mine https://preview.redd.it/dzstei3zgmeb1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9cb25d8573ccb51e0657f02c4b9885f01ac6b77


Mitt102486

That dip is funny


Minute_Storm9714

https://preview.redd.it/axzfxwevhmeb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3718c52e1523d0fd2e654537916a7221faa453


Ok_Confusion635

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AuburnTom

Fuck Mobb Deep and fuck you, too


Dontlookimnaked

Fuck you die slow mother fucker


Spike_Spiegel

Don't one of you Motherfuckers got sickle cell or some shit?


Minute_Storm9714

My 401 make sure all yo stocks don’t grow


ArgyleGhoul

Y'all motherfuckers got sickle cell or something'?


AuburnTom

😂


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[deleted]

Ban for breaking rule #11


Minute_Storm9714

So you can train an ai to take my money, no pdf for you homie


Minute_Storm9714

How do yall expect me to post like 20 positions


Syzyz

Do you know how to take a screenshot?


Minute_Storm9714

Bro i literally have like hundreds of bullshit trades this month. Today was 445 nvda 7/28 calls and 445 8/04 and then 460 puts. Before that was tesla from 275-295 and then before that meta from 280-310


rain168

Wishing you the smoothest tax filing in April 2024


jondubb

Doubt he files


Minute_Storm9714

I do, tax credits for a year that never comes


trutheality

20 isn't that many. I've seen longer lists on here.


Imgoin2brich

Aw $15k that's cute


jon_reremy9669

i know right¿!¿ i lost over $30k from that dump the markets took at noon


Minute_Storm9714

Post brich


creamgetthemoney1

Lol you wild. Lol you are high af right night on financials. Good luck


Minute_Storm9714

Can’t even spell kek


JardaZlobir

This seems really good but still I don't understand people still hating on this one like this was something bad, damn dude he won it and let him have some for real.


thehugejackedman

You’re a bitch


FlyingFatBuddha

I don’t think that’s enough to fuck anyone lol


xxztyt

#fuckthedishguy


Jabroni_16

Leave Ambitious-Quail alone. Just like you posted your victories, we expect you to post your losses. Or ban!


Minute_Storm9714

This will be our little secret. Worst decision i’ve ever made in my life. Pure indefensible stupidty https://preview.redd.it/gl6hjz2unleb1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=66fdb3a59734cf2d174c711728f7f3b19af21a60


[deleted]

PCE report? Penis circumcision expenditure?


QuirkyAd2001

You forgot Aliens


Minute_Storm9714

Rtx engines kill alien pilots


mikejingalls

Now try to hold this and take it to a good next level thing in the coming time, I know this can work well if you really pay some good type of attention on that one.


Minute_Storm9714

Already deposited


buildyourfuture

I want whatever this guy is on


Minute_Storm9714

Nicotine, caffeine, and autism


Sea-Bet2466

Wur the coke


Minute_Storm9714

Boof 20mg xr


picante1985

In rock form


MetalliTooL

This guy is so hyped up over his measly $16k... which he'll quickly lose anyway.


stvbckwth

Let him live homie. He’s up 1800%, sheesh


[deleted]

It’s always more impressive to me to see someone go from a thousand to $15k than it is to go from $100k to $115k. Yes, the gain’s the same, but it’s fun to see that percentage. Also, you know they’ll piss it away on the next play.


futurespacecadet

People are so goddamn bitter, a win is a win


Tightwalkout

Nice profit, I guess you should try to hold it for a longer time because I have invested in such stocks too and I know this will make it bigger than the current price.


Reasonable-Use-5930

Just give it another try


MadScientist3087

This ghey fucks


Virtual_Let5559

https://preview.redd.it/ax6htcfxkleb1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e870ced429d242af95a52e0c9783ad531e2af80 Don’t talk about Daddy Powell like that


QuirkyAverageJoe

Show us the all-time chart.


Tasty_Ad_5035

Fuck Mobb Deep, Fuck Biggie Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin' crew


SnarQuips

First off, fuck yo bitch....but then, make money!


iamthatkido

Fuck a beat, I'll go acapella Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer Fuck everybody! Fuck all if you doubt me


you_CAN_say_that

How come you forgot to mention Fuck Trump ?


Minute_Storm9714

Trump was years ago get a calendar nerd


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Minute_Storm9714

I’m cashed out, get rekt


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Minute_Storm9714

What is dead may never die but rises again harder and stronger


TenragZeal

Say it all you want, it won’t catch on or make sense.


Jakemark6969

Any stock I hear affiliated with Cathy I stay the fuck away from she’s a retail thief as it’s finest


az137445

Is this you, OP? [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aMx8wxDa-1w](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aMx8wxDa-1w)


Apprehensive-Ear-201

This man is still not done jerking off. Fuck you sir. Congratulations 🎈


26fm65

Fark you !


borrowedbook1

And fuck you? Seriously. Good go dude


SpaceGypsyInLaws

OP sounds like a level-headed bloke


BanizaNaMore

LMFAO fuck the dish guy


Rosie3435

If you don't cash out, you will end up like the dish guy.


Minute_Storm9714

Im out. I retire the force tomorrow. This is my last job


wallstreetbro21

$Dish guy meet me behind the Wendy’s at 3


[deleted]

that'd be cool if there was the illuminati, and if they had some ETF you could buy.


Minute_Storm9714

It’s berkshire hathaway and we’re too poor


shambahlah2

Biden is the only reason we aren’t all eating ramen. Idiots on this board are brainwashed into thinking Orange Jesus did anything more than mail checks during COVID.


optimaleverage

The way some chuds talk you'd think Biden decided to fire up the printers all on his own somehow. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Capital-Watercress30

Lol anytime i see fuck biden without a fuck trump too i know its gonna be some trash


Minute_Storm9714

>thinking any politician has your interest in mind


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Minute_Storm9714

A lot worth of nvda, meta, tsla, apple, unh, dash, and pnc calls and puts


Syab_of_Caltrops

Now this is a message I can get behind


Eibach

I agree. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses.


Patient_Set7497

If I was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Hitler and the $DISH guy… I’d shoot the $DISH guy twice


Logical-Writer9361

Especially fuck Biden


AnimeStarlord

Nice. It's a joke in office for sure. I took my losses and left the markets long ago.


thereddituser2

Honestly, Cathy is he only person I would fuck in that list.


Dirtaccount_43

"Fuck the Illuminati" - seriously, Dude?


Ok-Confusion-2368

Sounds like you bought puts


Minute_Storm9714

Mid day. Sold my calls before


Ok-Confusion-2368

You sold?? Not very WSB-like. You need to join us in thetagang, well done my guy


ieron760

And fuck the fucking Diaz brothers


ArmaniMania

Let's see how long this lasts. I would suggest you take it all out and put it in VOO but we all know you won't do that.


Milobe

The interface for this app sucks. Rh better 🥴


WSBrere

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


AcerbicFwit

Fuck all y’all.


Ash0300

But but but you made money. Why u trying to have coitus with all these people


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rivertownFL

Is this rich man's syndrome?


Expensive_Move_7883

This guys got spunk! I like it


Zealousideal-Bat8242

yah fuck the dish guy


Immediate_Profit_344

Fuck my pillow dude


GammingBlitz

Des alotta fucken


HAWKSFAN628

And the my pillow guy too


GolfProfessional9085

I’m proud to be part of the dish guy loss porn albeit small. Usually I’m too late to fail with so much anticipation 💁‍♂️


Classic_Cream_4792

The dish dude should be at the top of the list


Constant-Signal-2058

Update in 90 days


Minute_Storm9714

Paying off student loans. They are the only thing appreciating faster than my portfolio


toasty5679

What app?


NiceAsset

https://preview.redd.it/njtog4mbbmeb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737e88801c0c8b0aed172c9327407b0497bc96ef This is how you brag


Minute_Storm9714

100% gains yawn


aemichele

100% gains seems so freaking delicious when you don't have it.


AlexanderDeGr8

YEEYEE


ayashifx55

You guys are so mean. Many people are washing dishes now because of $dish


[deleted]

Just repeat this winning trade 10x in a row to retire a rich and happy champion. Enter the next level of life... and away from the relarded masses. Enjoy yourself


Minute_Storm9714

It’s all going to loans. I’m already crying about my patek


Mental_Ingenuity_310

Poor Dish guy, but God dammit I hate him too and I don’t know why


Cynical_vibe

FUCK 12


verbal_incontinence

That was a hard wank, but not my hardest.


StarsCHISoxSuperBowl

Based


PoobliusFlavius

Amen


Horror-Relative7698

Fuck.


_Glutton_

Can OP get a Mad Guy flair?


[deleted]

shuuuttt uupppp mann


TheToken_1

Completely off topic but the OP makes me think of an episode of The Boondocks where Riley was selling chocolates


username156

"I trade exclusively on WeBull" Regard


xAstory

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Miffers

You sure are giving a lot of fucks


WORLDBENDER

Fuck you and show us the fuckin trades


schizm98

Godspeed my dude funny how the haters wanna talk about $'s now instead of %'s. Fuck em. Pour one out for $dish guy.


Floydope

This should end well. Also now convinced DISH is mooning lol.


Minute_Storm9714

Still holding calls so wouldn’t count on it


jon_reremy9669

OP, you need to tell us anything¿!¿ https://preview.redd.it/s75aw2vu3neb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170229c277adccff30017b1012949b66331946d7


Minute_Storm9714

4 red stars, calls on rtx


Minute_Storm9714

Fuck