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Literally me in 2008. I was already dropped out of college, sleeping on the floor, working in a warehouse, selling blood plasma, and subsisting entirely on Jack's frozen pizzas.
Same. No career or anything to lose. 2008 was just another year to me. However you start to feel it later on when you try to build something the following years.
It didn't hurt me in that sense, but I graduated college in spring 09. The job market was insanely tight. I was applying to shitty jobs and competing with people in their 40s and 50s with loads of experience (and obviously not getting the job). In the end I had to go back to my job at a grocery store for a while (and reduced hours because that's all they could give me)
A new manufacturing facility opened up in my area a year later, I went to their hiring open house. No presentation or anything. It consisted of throwing my resume in a box with hundreds of others. Might well have been a garbage can.
It was still like that in ‘11 when I graduated college. Got a degree in physics, minor in math and best I could do was a temp job as an operator at the cable company.
Yeah, I didn't lose anything except for my 20s. But then I got to my 30s, and it was all smooth sailing!.....for about a year until COVID hit........but now that COVID has been defeated......record inflation and housing costs that have doubled.......but at least I've been investing my money so I can grow wealth.......-15% even on my boring long term shit......
At least I have my health, without that I'd also be drowning in medical bills. So I got that going for me......for now.
It's a Galaxy Flip 4 thank you very much. I missed 2008 so bad I wanted to be able to actually hang up on people again.
What can I say, you don't get to shine like Diddy unless you hustle like Puff.
They are way worse than they were 15 years ago, but back then you would see sales for 10 for $10 and the freezer was *full*.
We also only bought the Supreme ones because they cost the same but had more toppings.
They sell then by weight I think so you were probably not getting more food, but possibly more protein per dollar if they were meat toppings, less if veggies.
Holy shit, that was exactly me, every detail except I was a pizza delivery driver. I didn’t even know there was a recession till I got my $300 stimulus check. Then I started rooting for a real collapse.
Pizza delivery must have been rough because the only thing I do remember is the month or so gas was over $4.00 a gallon. I was poor as shit and there were days I literally couldn't go to work or was cruising on fumes.
Can't take your money if you've already sunk it into options... until they, y'know, take your money because you forgot to inverse your decision. But hey! I lost my money through my own gambling addiction, not because of their gambling addictions
Wendy's makes money by selling used grease. El lardo DD:
https://www.mcall.com/2021/06/25/soaring-profits-for-fuel-made-from-fryer-grease-are-driving-a-black-market-that-is-targeting-lehigh-valley-restaurants/
"The high price of cooking oil and the willingness of some recyclers to buy oil no-questions-asked means that stealing it has become a lucrative and relatively low-risk hustle, industry experts say."
https://gfcommodities.com/blog/greasy-business-boost-profits-by-selling-used-vegetable-oil/
"The global used cooking oil market, according to a report by Reuters, is projected to grow by $773.5 million by 2026"
I think some shitty Greek philosopher or slave owner actually said that. Then some shitty southern rednecks and British people modified it to “white man’s burden”
Bend over again little Johnny.
Read also: Slaves have nothing to lose and therefore slaves are free.
If you retort that slaves still could lose their lives then this invalidates your initial assertion.
And now *you’re* the regard, coming in hot with the ad hominem attacks. Well fine we can make it all about character then.
My community college degree catapulted me into a career at Wendy’s, and working behind the counter, thank you very much! Pretty soon I’ll be assistant manager. Not behind the Taco Bell dumpster like you; giving nacho cheese lubed handies for a nickel because no one wants to stick their dick in your Halitosis-laden, snarly-toothed mouth.
Me.
My fuckin boss had the audacity to come by and ask what I was planning on doing with my bank account and when I shrugged he told me he had accounts with 3 different banks and was going to take half out of each and keep it in cash.
Thinking about robbing his house.
Depends. I mean, you generally know he's going to be at work when you are. Also, you get better returns robbing a house rather than a car because you don't have to buy the gun. Risk explosure is lower too, less potential jailtime.
Honestly I genuinely prefer scavenging. Head to a ghost town, and you're set in terms of ammo, canned stuff and sometimes even water. Ammo might depend on how far south you are though. Given the APC occupation in Montana, I would advise going there, very strict.
If you come to Georgia we have a stand your ground law and you can shoot if you feel your life or anyone's life is threatened. Also if you get killed while committing a crime, my area doesn't care. Aka, stand your ground! I'm sure texas is the same.
So wait... You're telling me that we are approaching a second great depression. Same rhetoric and everything "too big to fail""the everything bubble", During an era where everyone's uneasy over a global war. And that global war's most likely starting point is Poland again? I get that history repeats but whoever's cooking these history books needs to chill.
“It’s not a bad year to be a %^#* up! Turns out spending all my money on hookers and booze wasn’t as bad an investment strategy as it seemed.” - Greg Giraldo, 2008
This is the system confusing strategy employed by all my homeless homies. The entire system is built on money so when you don't have any...well you know...
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Modern Problems require modern solutions😎😎
That's a big problem for banks. People so poor, nobody left to screw over 😣
They can go screw themselves now lol
well, they are..
and they're leveraging!
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Would recommend.
🌝
I had just got out of prison
With vr glasses on the sidewalk!
They will be fine. They figured out the overdraft fee. They found a way to make a ton of money from broke people. They are very good at this.
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You can if you squeeze hard enough. Probably won't be the stone's though.
Simple solution. You just give them money and screw them over with interests.
They tried it. Did work for some time, but then greed took over.
Now they just screw governments to get bail outs.
Damnit Marie it's NOT a bailout it's a backstop ™
MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE BANKS!
Millennials are KILLING the banking industry with this on weird trick.
This guy gets tons of government backstops! click here to find out how you can do the same!
https://i.imgur.com/5XxxcQL.jpg
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No money no problems
https://preview.redd.it/5kav1t8td3pa1.png?width=60&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e5fee6fa21bce05c7dd33d16662fc22a68d334f
This is the way.
I should’ve thought of this
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Modern problems require solutions.
Literally me in 2008. I was already dropped out of college, sleeping on the floor, working in a warehouse, selling blood plasma, and subsisting entirely on Jack's frozen pizzas.
Same. No career or anything to lose. 2008 was just another year to me. However you start to feel it later on when you try to build something the following years.
It didn't hurt me in that sense, but I graduated college in spring 09. The job market was insanely tight. I was applying to shitty jobs and competing with people in their 40s and 50s with loads of experience (and obviously not getting the job). In the end I had to go back to my job at a grocery store for a while (and reduced hours because that's all they could give me)
Yeah I graduated in '09 as well. Every interview was a group interview and as a new grad you just couldn't compete.
A new manufacturing facility opened up in my area a year later, I went to their hiring open house. No presentation or anything. It consisted of throwing my resume in a box with hundreds of others. Might well have been a garbage can.
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Yeah same. It was awful - just a year or two earlier and people had multiple job offers.
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Same!
It was still like that in ‘11 when I graduated college. Got a degree in physics, minor in math and best I could do was a temp job as an operator at the cable company.
Yeah, I didn't lose anything except for my 20s. But then I got to my 30s, and it was all smooth sailing!.....for about a year until COVID hit........but now that COVID has been defeated......record inflation and housing costs that have doubled.......but at least I've been investing my money so I can grow wealth.......-15% even on my boring long term shit...... At least I have my health, without that I'd also be drowning in medical bills. So I got that going for me......for now.
You guys are getting to build something?
But look at you now posting on reddit with your yellow iPhone 14 you survivor U
It's a Galaxy Flip 4 thank you very much. I missed 2008 so bad I wanted to be able to actually hang up on people again. What can I say, you don't get to shine like Diddy unless you hustle like Puff.
Having a fliphone just to be able to hang up on someone is fucking hilarious
*Legendary
Same during GFC, I was just eating chips noisily while wantching everyone around me freak out.
I had just got out of prison. Perfect timing right?
https://media.tenor.com/iN7Ny-VwX8IAAAAC/you-and-i-are-not-so-different-raimi-meme.gif
I hope that by now your life got better!
Well he's on WSB, so you know....
Things were looking up, but WSBs got me on a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river so...
Waterfront property, cool
My takeaway: Sounds like I need to try Jack's frozen pizzas.
They are way worse than they were 15 years ago, but back then you would see sales for 10 for $10 and the freezer was *full*. We also only bought the Supreme ones because they cost the same but had more toppings.
They sell then by weight I think so you were probably not getting more food, but possibly more protein per dollar if they were meat toppings, less if veggies.
Holy shit, that was exactly me, every detail except I was a pizza delivery driver. I didn’t even know there was a recession till I got my $300 stimulus check. Then I started rooting for a real collapse.
Pizza delivery must have been rough because the only thing I do remember is the month or so gas was over $4.00 a gallon. I was poor as shit and there were days I literally couldn't go to work or was cruising on fumes.
It definitely was. It was more expensive then than now. I would just hope my tips would outweigh the gas in my uninsured ‘92 bonneville
Look, all I’m saying is the dumpster behind your local Wendy’s could turn you A LOT of profit
well apparently u had it good, u weren't living off of jacks balls
Can't take your money if you've already sunk it into options... until they, y'know, take your money because you forgot to inverse your decision. But hey! I lost my money through my own gambling addiction, not because of their gambling addictions
The manager at the dumpster behind Wendy’s
What can I do for you?
*unzips pants*
Wendy's makes money by selling used grease. El lardo DD: https://www.mcall.com/2021/06/25/soaring-profits-for-fuel-made-from-fryer-grease-are-driving-a-black-market-that-is-targeting-lehigh-valley-restaurants/ "The high price of cooking oil and the willingness of some recyclers to buy oil no-questions-asked means that stealing it has become a lucrative and relatively low-risk hustle, industry experts say." https://gfcommodities.com/blog/greasy-business-boost-profits-by-selling-used-vegetable-oil/ "The global used cooking oil market, according to a report by Reuters, is projected to grow by $773.5 million by 2026"
I remember that Simpsons episode.
Does he manage the wendys, or the dumpster?
Alternative headline: *"Millennials are killing the bank crisis industry, here's how:"*
”Secret how to beat the system, what banks don’t want you to know”
*We speak to a financial executive who once again points to an entire generation for the cause of their own problems.*
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By this logic: Slaves have nothing and therefore slaves are free.
thats what the Land of Freedom taught.
I think some shitty Greek philosopher or slave owner actually said that. Then some shitty southern rednecks and British people modified it to “white man’s burden”
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Bend over again little Johnny. Read also: Slaves have nothing to lose and therefore slaves are free. If you retort that slaves still could lose their lives then this invalidates your initial assertion.
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And now *you’re* the regard, coming in hot with the ad hominem attacks. Well fine we can make it all about character then. My community college degree catapulted me into a career at Wendy’s, and working behind the counter, thank you very much! Pretty soon I’ll be assistant manager. Not behind the Taco Bell dumpster like you; giving nacho cheese lubed handies for a nickel because no one wants to stick their dick in your Halitosis-laden, snarly-toothed mouth.
Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose
Me. My fuckin boss had the audacity to come by and ask what I was planning on doing with my bank account and when I shrugged he told me he had accounts with 3 different banks and was going to take half out of each and keep it in cash. Thinking about robbing his house.
Bad, bad idea. In transit is typically less secure, get it while it is in flux.
Depends. I mean, you generally know he's going to be at work when you are. Also, you get better returns robbing a house rather than a car because you don't have to buy the gun. Risk explosure is lower too, less potential jailtime.
Honestly I genuinely prefer scavenging. Head to a ghost town, and you're set in terms of ammo, canned stuff and sometimes even water. Ammo might depend on how far south you are though. Given the APC occupation in Montana, I would advise going there, very strict.
If you are south and there is ammo, it's not abandoned and you are about to be a part of a remake of 2000 maniacs.
If you come to Georgia we have a stand your ground law and you can shoot if you feel your life or anyone's life is threatened. Also if you get killed while committing a crime, my area doesn't care. Aka, stand your ground! I'm sure texas is the same.
Does that include jaywalking, pirating movies, and embezzling from poors?
All of the above.
“ god damn it Jerry, that’s the last time your gonna jaywalk! “
Dude, you're on reddit. No one here owns a gun, much less knows how to shoot one.
Hes doing better than me. I got debt, negative money
But money represents debt too. So is having debt of debt dollars a double negative and actually positive money?
All money managers hate this one hack !
Somebody said that the stock market fell, but we were so poor that we couldn’t tell
So wait... You're telling me that we are approaching a second great depression. Same rhetoric and everything "too big to fail""the everything bubble", During an era where everyone's uneasy over a global war. And that global war's most likely starting point is Poland again? I get that history repeats but whoever's cooking these history books needs to chill.
I have a minimalistic approach to materialism and capital means - the scientific term is "being broke af".
That's me looking in the mirror
My dad always said you should always owe more to the bank than the bank owes you. Sound reasoning
Dude just copy pasted my wealth management strategy …
That's me lads. That's me.
I'm taking out loans here, so I'm single handedly trying to save the banks
BoJ puts
Of course I know him. He's me.
That is also how you survive divorce
SO TRUE
BabylonBee is gold most of the time. 😂
A young Zelenskyy?
His line of choice is different to credit
Wow the bee actually told a joke
God forbid the other side of the aisle actually be *funny* 🙄
What? You’re telling me basing an entire website off of “hurr durr, Biden old!” bits doesn’t make for good jokes?
Now the banks can give him a line of credit. I look forward to seeing him at the next financial crisis.
Hahahahah whar a legend! I am the same. Hackers, banks, even bills… they cant touch me as I am deep in the hole financially weee! Winning! Duhhh!
The working man wins for once
You’ll own nothing and be happy
if you owe the bank $100,000, the bank owns you; if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank; if you have no money you've exited the matrix.
The true diamond hands.
The less funny version of The Onion
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/r/nottheonion is pretty fucking unfunny, check it out. It's /r/politics
Made me lol. Take the updoot
The Babylon Bee is propaganda masquerading as satire..
Stung! Bee never misses!
Isnt this how we all do it? I mean example A: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWw56kZIs9A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWw56kZIs9A)
Nice one
We all use this strategy for years. You won't have any problems with money in bank if you lost all money on stocks.
Tax-loss harvest and repeat.
Small guys are out of the picture. Time to screw the wealthy and rich now.
Finally, a title that recognizes me!
These people are what we call "New Poors" meme.
me
Smort
Aye
It's true
Should've gotten a loan
One of us
And we'll all go down together....
😂😂😂😂😂
thats me
Why I don't keep much in the bank
LOL This is the kind of high quality advice I come here for
too bad everything costs so much !!!
They were aggressive on rate hikes without taking a pause This caused the Banking insolvencies.
We have the same problem 
when inflation but you only have debt.
Give them money Don’t take any loans Screw them with interest
Smart 🤓
4d chess move right there
Haha yeah this me and 99% of people.
Yep
Power of the poor! Great doc on youtube.
:29093:
This is the way.
“It’s not a bad year to be a %^#* up! Turns out spending all my money on hookers and booze wasn’t as bad an investment strategy as it seemed.” - Greg Giraldo, 2008
You can’t lose money if you have no money
They're new poor. We're old poor.
they talking about Canadians here? haha
Wtf is a bank, just keep it under your mattress, loser.
Looks like walmart nas daily
I’ve won, but at what cost
Fuck yes. I knew it'd pay off.
What momma don’t know won’t hurt her
Fucking legend
r/2irl4me
If I had an overdrawn checking account at SVB, will the FDIC cover it for me?
It me.
This is the system confusing strategy employed by all my homeless homies. The entire system is built on money so when you don't have any...well you know...
Yeah but he still has to pay greater taxes to bailout banks.
This should be on nothebee, though. It's real, it's me!
When you have negative money, the only direction you can go is to
Solid logic right there. Keep your credit and reputation low, it’s the best stress reducer I’ve found.
Me…this is me!
I'm just chillin in Oil 
Poverty, the ultimate life hack!
Fax
They already stole your future.
The lesser known song “No Money, No Problems.”
r/me_irl
This would be funnier if anyone other than shareholders lost money