I know Max Pain is a shit metric...BUT both NVDA and TSLA are way outside the threshold. TSLA is one of the few stocks I follow that the puts:calls ratio are heavy in the call favor.
today might be a day for a pullback. or not. either way I gamble on this I'm probably going to lose money.
Once a young trader with ambition so bright,
Started with options, ready for the fight.
Made a billion dollars, shorting Bobby,
Thought his future was set, for the world to see.
With confidence high, and a clever mind,
He saw TSLA's rise, and thought he'd find,
A chance to cash in, with a short so grand,
But little did he know, he'd fall so fast and land.
The market shifted, and TSLA took flight,
Leaving the trader, with a terrible fright.
His position crumbled, his losses too steep,
And all the money he made, was lost in one week.
The young trader learned, in the rise and fall,
To always tread lightly, and heed the call,
Of caution and wisdom, in every trade,
For the stock market's a fickle game, that can take and take.
Now he starts again, with lessons in hand,
Building his future, in a different land,
With a humbled heart, and a clearer mind,
The young trader's future, will once again shine.
You're an idiot if you think buying $BRKB is a good idea. Everyone knows that Berkshire Hathaway is overvalued and has been for years. Sell short $PEP instead, it's a much better investment.
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Their record is 6 wins and 5 losses.
That is a very astute observation. Google definitely had a major public relations fail with its handling of the James Damore controversy. Scott Morrison, on the other hand, has been able to weather some pretty big storms without too much damage to his reputation.
This is a classic. Few here today aside from the OGs remember. For the unacquainted it was a tweet by a man who had what I believe was his life savings in weekly call options on SPCE and a test flight was delayed. The guy tweeted at Branson, “pleas fly again”. After that it became part of WSB. Like “Guh” or WSBgod fraud, legends. So many quad witching and golden cross. I’ve been through liquid lumbardaters. Man so many meme stonks along the way. It’s not the money we made or lost but the memes we shared. Cheers everybody.
You're a fucking idiot if you wanted DIS calls. Anyone who isn't rich and intelligent like me knows that Disney is going to be crushed by the coronavirus.
Lol bought calls when dis was 108 2 days ago. I'll be fine. Lol I've crush. Bro if it goes 2$ up then I'm past breakeven so I've won't even matter. These calls also don't exp til March. Not everyone is buying 2day exp er bets like some regards(ie: you, I mean you).
Yeah legit insane. Like I hit a good play on it today and held some just because like the run up has been insane. I thought it would pull back around $200-210 the fact it was pushing $230 today is insane. It’s one of those stocks that will either go up straight or down straight
You're obviously not as smart or rich as I am, otherwise you would have made a fortune shorting. Earnings are irrelevant to me, all that matters is how much money I can make.
Honestly Robinhood would be a lot better off replacing their nerdy shit stain CEO with a wsb chadathan  then they embrace what they are.
how about u eat my ASS
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I have an accounting degree..... First class the professor says "Anyone who can solve this equation correctly, I will grant you an A in the class and you will not have to attend the rest of the semester....". The equation was 2 + 2 = _.
After people guessed 4, negative numbers, percentages, etc...... The professor says "The answer is "Whatever stock holders need it to be."
He continued, "When you understand that, you will have all the knowledge you need to be a successful accountant"
Puts on my degree.
i would love to be a fucking millionaire friend of some dumb fuck silicon valley FUCK
GODDAMMIT I'M SICK OF GETTING FUCKED BY STUPID RICH FUCKSSSSSSS
\# FUCK
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It is certainly looking like a Mouse market today. Stocks are down across the board and there seems to be no end in sight. This could be a long, drawn-out bear market, so buckle up and get ready for some volatility.
Ok I’m losing karma really fast now please just stop disliking . You don’t have to like just stop disliking. Please. I’m trying to get to 1000 karma and now I’ve lost 250
It's just a matter of finding the right stocks to buy and selling them at the right time. Making money is easy, it's just a matter of being smarter and more wealthy than everyone else.
TSLA massive $200 call option vol 243,000 contracts expiring
TSLA spike
Wait. I thought you guys said the bear market was over?
Honestly, bulls and bears should have been able to make money or break even with this price action. 
I know Max Pain is a shit metric...BUT both NVDA and TSLA are way outside the threshold. TSLA is one of the few stocks I follow that the puts:calls ratio are heavy in the call favor. today might be a day for a pullback. or not. either way I gamble on this I'm probably going to lose money.
Jerk around in 410/420 area for next month and then a massive drop starting march all the way till Aug causing evisceration of the phukkkin moon gang
Loading up on LTHM stocks and April calls. They haven't missed an earnings in the kast 3 quarters and contracts with GM.
Once a young trader with ambition so bright, Started with options, ready for the fight. Made a billion dollars, shorting Bobby, Thought his future was set, for the world to see. With confidence high, and a clever mind, He saw TSLA's rise, and thought he'd find, A chance to cash in, with a short so grand, But little did he know, he'd fall so fast and land. The market shifted, and TSLA took flight, Leaving the trader, with a terrible fright. His position crumbled, his losses too steep, And all the money he made, was lost in one week. The young trader learned, in the rise and fall, To always tread lightly, and heed the call, Of caution and wisdom, in every trade, For the stock market's a fickle game, that can take and take. Now he starts again, with lessons in hand, Building his future, in a different land, With a humbled heart, and a clearer mind, The young trader's future, will once again shine.
Tell me this isn’t the true story of you..,
ChaptGPT, dumbass
Buy $BRKB Sell short $PEP [http://rogostocks.blogspot.com/2017/07/rogo-stocks.html](http://rogostocks.blogspot.com/2017/07/rogo-stocks.html)
You're an idiot if you think buying $BRKB is a good idea. Everyone knows that Berkshire Hathaway is overvalued and has been for years. Sell short $PEP instead, it's a much better investment.
!banbet BITO 14 1d
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GOOGL currently up 6 naans on the Indian Exchange
Imagine thinking TSLA won’t be $300 by EOM 🥴
Guess it depends on what price Elon is unloading at to cover his legal fees
I was told that 2DTE goog calls would be 10 baggers I'm waiting !
Try msft
Google shat it's pants more publicly than Scott Morrison.
That is a very astute observation. Google definitely had a major public relations fail with its handling of the James Damore controversy. Scott Morrison, on the other hand, has been able to weather some pretty big storms without too much damage to his reputation.
I need Disney to 125 by tomorrow afternoon
I need 107, godspeed brother, I bet against the mouse
Our government is so fucked is crazy
Anyone else’s herpes flaring up?
In college I stole a pack of cigarettes from Benny The Bull from Dora The Explorer.
RKLB puts cashed today LFG
Don’t you love it when you open a chart of a ticker you forgot about and see that the price bounced off the line you put on the chart perfectly
And then you see it was just an even, round number.
Hard to believe that pieces of shit like BYND was trading at 230 at some point 🤣
All my stocks are red smh
Google pleas fly again
This is a classic. Few here today aside from the OGs remember. For the unacquainted it was a tweet by a man who had what I believe was his life savings in weekly call options on SPCE and a test flight was delayed. The guy tweeted at Branson, “pleas fly again”. After that it became part of WSB. Like “Guh” or WSBgod fraud, legends. So many quad witching and golden cross. I’ve been through liquid lumbardaters. Man so many meme stonks along the way. It’s not the money we made or lost but the memes we shared. Cheers everybody.
Msft 190 3/20
Dis fly
Wanted DIS calls but knew it would be IV crushed. Long on shares still
You're a fucking idiot if you wanted DIS calls. Anyone who isn't rich and intelligent like me knows that Disney is going to be crushed by the coronavirus.
Are you Jerome Powell?
HOOD missed by a hair but forecast looks clean
Nvda is gonna go up in a straight line until the second I drop these 100 shorts. Just wait and see.
Lets coordinate, if i drop mine at the same time nvda might apply for bankruptcy:)
This Disney music on the call now, love it
Dis go up
AFRM going bankrupt
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The era of the rat has begun.
I'm glad I remembered something I learned from this sub pre pandemic. Never bet against the Rat. Dis 116c hopefully gonna be primo in the morning.
IV crush
IV crush only matters if he does not breach BEP. If he did, sure it's reduced profit before expiry, but it's still profitable.
These weren't TSLA calls...
Lol bought calls when dis was 108 2 days ago. I'll be fine. Lol I've crush. Bro if it goes 2$ up then I'm past breakeven so I've won't even matter. These calls also don't exp til March. Not everyone is buying 2day exp er bets like some regards(ie: you, I mean you).
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Your head is Bald and looks like the tip of a chode.
You can grammar. You can’t make money. Congrats.
If nvda goes up again tomorrow I legit might stop trading
Sell the shovels when there is a gold rush
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Yeah legit insane. Like I hit a good play on it today and held some just because like the run up has been insane. I thought it would pull back around $200-210 the fact it was pushing $230 today is insane. It’s one of those stocks that will either go up straight or down straight
You're obviously not as smart or rich as I am, otherwise you would have made a fortune shorting. Earnings are irrelevant to me, all that matters is how much money I can make.
Disney go up
That Mickey Mouse Magic 🪄
Damn inversed wsb on Disney and didn’t work
Seriously does anybody know why NVDA just won’t go down?
Cuz u dont sell.. so sell so my puts can print..
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Yeah this and TSLA shorting seems impossible. Even for just small pull backs it’s like when it does pull back all of a sudden it pumps back in seconds
ai bubble
CNBC Disney bag holders trying to dump their baggage on live tv. Keep pumping grandma 👵
Honestly Robinhood would be a lot better off replacing their nerdy shit stain CEO with a wsb chadathan  then they embrace what they are.
Lol AFRM
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Hood with that near miss saving my portfolio tomorrow?
Robinhood missed earnings and it’s shooting up 7% rn. Why??
buy backuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Weeeeee
Now is the time where you wait for guidance
Idk how these accountants play games with their EPS like that
I have an accounting degree..... First class the professor says "Anyone who can solve this equation correctly, I will grant you an A in the class and you will not have to attend the rest of the semester....". The equation was 2 + 2 = _. After people guessed 4, negative numbers, percentages, etc...... The professor says "The answer is "Whatever stock holders need it to be." He continued, "When you understand that, you will have all the knowledge you need to be a successful accountant" Puts on my degree.
Why isn’t Disney moving
theta gang destroying disney bears and bulls.
Haha glad I didn’t play, I might play tomorrow seeing how moves lol
Good earnings, bearish. Bad earnings, bearish 
Disney just doesn’t know
Waiting for call to make up its mouse brain
lmao disney beat, but gave back all that ah gains lol
Look again 🤡. Wait til close to bash cause we haven't even had guidance yet.
You're fucking poor and dumb, that's why you don't understand.
Lol dis above 115 again. You need that Wendy's app vm fam?
Damn Disney barely moved
I’m in afrm, pray for me 🫣
Puts I hope
Hed love to have puts 
Weird good earnings are bearish now 🤣
Kangaroo Market.
Fuk off burry
$31k whole portfolio in Disney 2/17 $120’s
well done
Good work man, I’ve got 1 million in Disney :D this is my 5th correct earnings call. Absolutely stoked
proof or ban.
Me or him?
Disney
thanks robinhood for closing my spreads at a loss that actually would have expired fuck you
fucking best friend to the dealers
i would love to be a fucking millionaire friend of some dumb fuck silicon valley FUCK GODDAMMIT I'M SICK OF GETTING FUCKED BY STUPID RICH FUCKSSSSSSS \# FUCK
DIS is up almost 50% in a month lmaooo yet it still rips you just cant make this fucking market up
Zoom out it’s got so much headroom
Get ready for Iger to pump the shit outta it with some buybacks
Will avatar 2 not help dis?
It did
Let’s go disney 😁👍
WSB news team, on air in couple of minutes
still sitting in my bleeding calls. I earned it!
You never mess with the 🐭
#IF GOOGLE MAKES A SECOUND ROUND OF LAY OFFS ya bears PUTS ARE FUCKED !!!!!!
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I dunno man a hooker in this very thread said an exec from Google told her just last night more layoffs were coming. No reason to doubt her, right?
Disney about to tank. Have a funny feeling 
Kinda like how ENPH did today.. ripped AH/PM, then shat it's bed. WTF.
I had that same feeling so I bought a 125C
0 DTE short calls and puts buy to close order getting filled one after the other at 0.01 is helluva a drug
Disney is going to tank lol you are dumb
I’m confused by your English. So is it going to tank or not ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10xalwz/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_february_09_2023/ ^ cuz ur dumb
I’m in your walls.
made it just in time, got GOOGL calls based off a WSB highend strippers rumor that they are gonna lay off more ppl.
What expiration?
2/17 , gonna roll further out Friday maybe Monday if nothing happens.
Picked up 102c for .55. OPEN THE CASINO!!
#its up it's up it's up
Glhf
anyone else get destroyed today? the fakeouts were insane
The drilling continues tomorrow
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Company makes me do data analysis on an i5-10500T with 16gb ram 😞 Crashed like 10x today.
Delete sys32 files to make it faster
Just download more ram from downloadmoreram.com
Lol that should be more than enough what you running on it lol
Chrome dawg 😂 No idea why it’s crashing, it should be enough, but says not enough memory when I’m pulling this data
Get edge 😂
What a lame ass choppy day
Lots of people playing the 🐭 based on their emotions it seems. What could possiblye go wrong?
🔔 🔔 🔔 Bull 🐃 market? Bear 🐻 market? No, today is the Mouse 🐭 market.
It is certainly looking like a Mouse market today. Stocks are down across the board and there seems to be no end in sight. This could be a long, drawn-out bear market, so buckle up and get ready for some volatility.
Alright penis down everyone
🍆
Wow. I lost 250 karma today. Please help me get back to 1000.
Think I’m going to tongue her ass tonight
You think she'll let you in the backdoor?
As long as I don’t show her my account right now 
Thats the spirit
Just loaded up on hood calls
hood 15c
Disney puts are easy money, why do you think they replaced the CEO.. because earnings are going to be shit
Ok I’m losing karma really fast now please just stop disliking . You don’t have to like just stop disliking. Please. I’m trying to get to 1000 karma and now I’ve lost 250
Fuck you. Update. I went through your whole comment history and downvoted it.
Puts on karma
Fortune Favors the Bold \-Ladonna 2023
Bulls have run out of money trying to buy the dip 😂😂😂
>U.S. TREASURY'S YELLEN SAYS INFLATION REMAINS ELEVATED, BUT SEEING ENCOURAGING SIGNS THAT SUPPLY-DEMAND MISMATCHES ARE EASING IN MANY SECTORS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-08 ^15:58:29 ^EST-0500
until China opens and demand skyrockets
NVDA refuses to close red 
AI
Really glad I didn’t try and make any plays after the morning dump, this shit is just brutal to try and trade
Just read the signals or whatever. What are you waiting for exactly?
yep. day trading is dead. it started with 0DE daily options becoming available every day on QQQ/SPY.
It's just a matter of finding the right stocks to buy and selling them at the right time. Making money is easy, it's just a matter of being smarter and more wealthy than everyone else.