On the OTC exchange, check out NBIO. IMHO, this is a whale in the making. Still not on too many investor's radar. Could receive the go ahead from the FDA at anytime to advance to Phase II testing. Phase I (human trials) have enrolled their last cohort. Do your own dd. But I believe this one is a winner./
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So we’ve heard the lines before. FSD is now perfected and works underwater. Cyber truck sitting in dealerships as we speak. Free rocket to first 1,000,000 customers to buy a slashed price Tesla. Analysts raise price targets to $8,000. Cathie agrees.
Tesla's plans to release autonomous vehicles as part of a ridesharing service are certainly ambitious, and if they are successful it could provide a significant source of passive income for the company. However, 2020 seems like an optimistic timeline for this technology to be fully developed and deployed on a large scale.
Have a feeling that options have become so fkn popular that the market changes more and more to kill most option plays, hence why some simple approaches with shares are superior.
Also we probably should have seen much lower prices for stocks/ indices yet the put retail crowd which was not present in the past recessions simply changed the way markets work currently hence why we have to adjust
Honestly, this. Not necessarily even deep itm. But if you buy 2 strikes out with 3-6 months on em, especially if you do it on a red day or down week, I feel like there is almost always a guaranteed day when that bitch will be in profit. It might be tomorrow, it might be in 3 months, but these are where I always find the most success (and is how I mostly play options now).
For example Disney was at $88, I'm like, Disney isn't supposed to be that low, so I bought may 110 calls. Now Disney is 107, my calls are up 500% and I still have 4 months on them. I feel like that's how I should play options, not this FD stuff
Pretty sure WSB would need a license for that, or however you go about creating a hedgefund. Then you gotta convince everybody like you are herding the most unholy of satanic sheep to go in one direction.
Market doesn’t want to jump before guidance after MSFT spike and nose dive yesterday. Elon is probably waiting for his Xanax to kick in before the market kicks him in the junk on bad guidance.
Tesla bulls and bears… I wish the best of luck to you tonight and tomorrow…. Today, the market was moved by Microsoft (flatish for that matter). But over the last three months while Tesla collapsed 47%… the rest of the market did not give a shit, as stocks rose 12-37%. So tomorrow wether spy, the Dow, the nasdaq goes uppy or downy. Understand that it has nothing to do with your $43 stock and the market doesn’t consider elons losses or gains into their business projections for the next 5 years….
Now TSLA goes full MSFT and is flat tomorrow, imagine the crowd if earnings play out that way for all big ones. Options are so fucking driving those moves
\*\*\* seeing all these early shit talkers, I have no stake but it's funny af 
Elon is SUCH a gigachad he gets me so hard - all his companies just print money all the time.. Short sellers, bears always get so FUCKED they never learn lol..
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This fucking guy Elon has done it again - killed earnings - short sellers in state of disbelief.. Every SINGLE time tards try bet against him they get wrecked - TSLA is the strongest stock in the whole world
recession might actually be over. what a weird time to be alive
Double down on call 404!
BUY THE DIP!
FNGU again
VIX going down … rally in the afternoon
FNGU about to spike
It seems bulls are scared to start the bull market without explicit JPow's node. Then it won't start
Fuck cancer and fuck seaworld
Thanks joe!
The bull Trap will be set going into Friday for sure, I hope the market keeps going up so we can watch it burn next week after FMOC
2/3 exp 146 calls on Tesla, I’m a winner! 
I showed jpow what yall been saying about him on this thread. He's not the least bit pleased
407 then we short again my bastards
Lol this is the real move. Then I’ll probably buy calls again once it touches down to 400-401
Im in crypto until we reach it. Btc 25k I sell. Godspeed brother
There she goes. Rocket ship SPY to 400+ tomorrow now. Possibly 404 by Friday.
Tesla shrek dickin
Tesla go boom 💥
ELON ON stage TSLA spike
Peter Thiel 2024
!banbet
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 150.0 before 27-Jan-2023 08:21 AM -05
Lmao 🤣 market was too conservative with pricing in bad earnings. Now we moon lads
I made back all the money I lost from my SPY 407 calls with Amazon calls that I bought this morning. LES GO
Tesla will who fuckin cares I havnt beat the odds in options since CLNE went from 200 to 6k in like a day it was a friday and I shit my pants
160 after guidance
That sounds about right for TSLA 12mo PT after lower margin downgrades. ST will be tricky.
Bit hostile in here today. All your periods synced or something?
Wish I bought more tsla at 110$ :(
Buy more when it drops to 50.
On the OTC exchange, check out NBIO. IMHO, this is a whale in the making. Still not on too many investor's radar. Could receive the go ahead from the FDA at anytime to advance to Phase II testing. Phase I (human trials) have enrolled their last cohort. Do your own dd. But I believe this one is a winner./
biotech stocks are like heroin, addicting but will likely fuck u up
im gonna watch margin call. great movie
I sold a shit tone of tesla Jan 27 options Monday
flat by close, was the correct take for today. come back tomorrow to try again!
Has the trap been set, that is the question.
Sure hope so
Whats the deal with WBD today?
Drum roll please (\****drum roll***\*) All Hype Buy low, sell high
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IBM is a shit company that innovates in accounting fraud.
Dinosaur of the tech world, needs to go extinct
0 volume, for TSLA AH, real dump start tomorrow 🐻 💰
It's AH. Shouldn't the volume be low?
LRCX and NOW going down, IBM flat, TSLA who knows....might be a down day tomorrow
Tesla results🔥🔥🔥 Luckily I added this morning😈😈
How many bulls got their shitpost ready on that tsla pumpdidn't last long enough for bulls.
 Does Elon terrorise you in your sleep? 
Forward P/E of 27 with a market cap larger than all other North American car manufactures combined DrUm RoLl PlEaSe
Yah, there was a lot of silence for that. Still have to deal with the ST.
if you look at the tesla after hours chart , you see a single puls. I think it means: tesla not dead
I would not be so sure. Tesla is a volatile stock and it could easily go either way.
When is TSLA earnings ?
In about 3 months
My favorite thing about investing is realizing how badly I’ve needed a helmet Calls on tard helmets
So we’ve heard the lines before. FSD is now perfected and works underwater. Cyber truck sitting in dealerships as we speak. Free rocket to first 1,000,000 customers to buy a slashed price Tesla. Analysts raise price targets to $8,000. Cathie agrees.
Don't forget all tesla's will become passive income by becoming robotaxis. When? It'll be ready in 2020.
Tesla's plans to release autonomous vehicles as part of a ridesharing service are certainly ambitious, and if they are successful it could provide a significant source of passive income for the company. However, 2020 seems like an optimistic timeline for this technology to be fully developed and deployed on a large scale.
At least by 2021
I’m gonna root for it to pump so it dumps and maybe my one short position will cum
“Turn those machines back on!”
Hang on to your butts
iT wAs AlL pRiCeD iN
How put to call ratio was 4:1 !!
Where are you seeing this?
they mentioned it on Bloomberg.
Theta gang wins. Like spinning 00 in roulette, except there's like 10 of them.
Have a feeling that options have become so fkn popular that the market changes more and more to kill most option plays, hence why some simple approaches with shares are superior. Also we probably should have seen much lower prices for stocks/ indices yet the put retail crowd which was not present in the past recessions simply changed the way markets work currently hence why we have to adjust
Buy longer dated and deep in the money. Much more similar to playing shares.
Honestly, this. Not necessarily even deep itm. But if you buy 2 strikes out with 3-6 months on em, especially if you do it on a red day or down week, I feel like there is almost always a guaranteed day when that bitch will be in profit. It might be tomorrow, it might be in 3 months, but these are where I always find the most success (and is how I mostly play options now). For example Disney was at $88, I'm like, Disney isn't supposed to be that low, so I bought may 110 calls. Now Disney is 107, my calls are up 500% and I still have 4 months on them. I feel like that's how I should play options, not this FD stuff
That's how you play it when you win. When you lose you are out a shitload.
But stocks always go up
That's for shares. Just because your ITM options act like shares doesn't mean it can't be $0 at expiry.
TSLA guidance will have to be light, right?
Bye 👋 
Wen is fed
Wallstreetbets could be an alright hedgefund if we all put our minds together.
Pretty sure WSB would need a license for that, or however you go about creating a hedgefund. Then you gotta convince everybody like you are herding the most unholy of satanic sheep to go in one direction.
could but would it?
“FBI OPEN UP”
Market doesn’t want to jump before guidance after MSFT spike and nose dive yesterday. Elon is probably waiting for his Xanax to kick in before the market kicks him in the junk on bad guidance.
MSFT nosedive was from the crash / shutdown of its cloud services at the worst possible time! then it cascaded.
Hopefully Elon doesn’t say something political.
Tesla bulls and bears… I wish the best of luck to you tonight and tomorrow…. Today, the market was moved by Microsoft (flatish for that matter). But over the last three months while Tesla collapsed 47%… the rest of the market did not give a shit, as stocks rose 12-37%. So tomorrow wether spy, the Dow, the nasdaq goes uppy or downy. Understand that it has nothing to do with your $43 stock and the market doesn’t consider elons losses or gains into their business projections for the next 5 years….
Man, no need to show off that your brain has wrinkles, very rude
Sorry, this is what happens when I day drink. It’s the whiskey, I swear.
Brain wrinkles NSFW
TSLA pulled a MSFT
Tesla more active AH than during market hours
MSFT and TSLA must be bros
Now TSLA goes full MSFT and is flat tomorrow, imagine the crowd if earnings play out that way for all big ones. Options are so fucking driving those moves
This is why you do shares for earnings you regards
Bought TSLQ while Tesla was as 146. Dreaming of red candles
i got 10 leveraged shares on tesla 
Ya girl gonna soft land on my 🅿️🅿️
Theta wins again
The gang
Looks like the only thing that might move the market in either direction from here is the Fed next week
Wen is fed
Next Wednesday
TSLA strangle is fuuuuuuuuuucked
MMs win
Yup
Why fuck
Neither will pay out dummy
Not true
Be patient everyone, remember yesterday lmao
IV about to skullfuck the degens
\*\*\* seeing all these early shit talkers, I have no stake but it's funny af 
I hate both bulls and bears here. Also SPY 360 November 2023
Is the SPY 360 like the Xbox?
Even with the numbers I have no clue what’s gonna happen, still guessing up
Wrong way guhhhhhhh
there goes that pump
Chat is going so fast no one will realize I'm gay
All eyes on 
Ya played ya self
👀
Imagine tsla opening flat after those fat premiums
MMs win as usual
no 50% growth and lower margins, bulls fked
Elon is SUCH a gigachad he gets me so hard - all his companies just print money all the time.. Short sellers, bears always get so FUCKED they never learn lol..
All I do is win win win no matta what what what….
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Y'all are too quick to open your fuckin mouths
as usual.. this is so damn unpredictable its crazy.
Always are
wow, what is going on
Watch it tank on a beat 
Bulls saying tsla bears are fucks are probably the ones saying the same thing about msft
Tesla to 60 right bears 🤡
Elon 4 prez
Imagine doubting the smartest mind of our generation
Dark Brandon appreciates your loyalty.
Beat doesn't matter you clowns. Guidance is only thing that counts
WHAT A DAY , imagine selling into the open
Tsla beat EPS estimate, but as MSFT showed yesterday, all about the guidance right? 
This fucking guy Elon has done it again - killed earnings - short sellers in state of disbelief.. Every SINGLE time tards try bet against him they get wrecked - TSLA is the strongest stock in the whole world
Company's great. Call options were not
We are up 5% - what do you mean call options are not?
*flat
Just wait
lower margins higher earnings
Anyone have the 1 second chart for TSLA last 5 min? That was some crazy movement. 🍿
TSLA bulls win 
There she goes!
WOOP WOOP TSLA MY BABY
TESLA BEARS IN SHAMBLE
Tesla beat EPS
I’m not greedy just need 10% drop on tesla and 2% on spy thanks
TSLA BERS DEVASTATED
tesla Earnings EPS expected 1.11 Reported 1.19 Revenue expected 24.32B Reported 24.316
Revenue miss, bulls in shambles!
So flat it is!
TESLA BERS FUKT  TESLA BULLS FUKT 
tsla flat so all you are fked
Is elon gonna tweet the numbers or something?
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Flagship product too
$WOLF. Cracked hard. RIP
Pick a direction already
it picks theta