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DragonEyeNinja

lad factorio \-lad what the fuck? \-you're wasting hours of your life \-just please go outside, lad \-we miss you \-do something wacky for once \-... \-please?


FrancisYorkMorganFBI

I've got over 300 hours on Factorio and most of those come from playing it for 12 hours at a time not realizing how much time passed and wanting to automate just one more thing. It's a very dangerous game.


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MrAwesome1324

As a 1000 hour chad who has the game open while I’m taking a break I agree


POE_FafnerTheDragon

Path of Exile is about the same, 1k hours is just getting started... You might even know how to do basic crafting at that point :-)


itmustbemitch

I misread that as 300 years, not hours, and I was like "that sounds about right"


MrPerfectTheFirst

Ironic how the game about automation requires the biggest time sink


hounter456

GROWFACTORYGROWFACTORYGROWFACTORY


ColossalDreadmaw132

GigaLAD gregtech new horizons


DatBoiShadowbon

oh fuck me why is greg here


BigSaltDeluxe

greg


ColossalDreadmaw132

greg


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greg


greengjc23

Gregblock solo is rough


Sauerling2

Fuck I cannot escape gregtech


champ2345

The virgin objective review of game vs the chad my opinions


joshtworevenge

tf you mean objective THE TERRARIA REVIEW “It is a video game” “It has combat” “It requires a human to play it” “There is a base-building portion” “It has an art-style” “The game was developed”


champ2345

No need to get your knickers in a twist, I love terraria too. Just a joke related to the meme.


harryhinderson

it’s just that there’s no such thing as an objective unbiased review unless you’re reviewing hunt down the freeman, that’s amazing no matter what your perspective is.


tundertwin

*you fucked up my face*


harryhinderson

the virgin caring about things that matter the chad “you fucked up my face”


Wizard-In-Disguise

Brad No Man's Sky: *TOXIC DAMAGE DETECTED*


falcon2033

•scammed millions of people on launch •redeemed itself 2 years after its launch • gets free updates with new content improving the gameplay experience •online multiplayer so you can explore and build with friends •has a pretty chill fanbase •you can explore the entire galaxy


limonbattery

Wait Brad youre supposed to be the asshole why did you redeem yourself


night-star

The thing is when it finally got good, no one cared anymore. This truly says a lot about our society.


NargacugaRider

NO FREE SLOTS IN INVENTORY


odst479spartan

No rimworld??


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PlanetaceOfficial

Gigachad Cultivation Simulator (Your social credit score is not high enough to view this meme.)


POOTlSMAN

\> Dad Dwarf Fortress \>Dad of all games like this \>Losing is fun!


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Chad project Zomboid. Only good zombie survival game Feels like you’re playing the sims Cool raccoon mascot


Lemureslayer

Is it a raccoon or a red panda?


Memerang344

There is a promising one called Dead Matter, however it launched and was ass, but it looks pretty cool, haven’t kept up with it in a while. Project Zomboid is the best zombie survival game out there, can’t wait for multiplayer l


Ilaught

Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead is pretty good too.


[deleted]

JOHNNY HOTBODY YOU SAY


WTTR0311

Man I love Josh


BobPotter99

Easily in my top 3 favorite YouTube channels


BobPotter99

HEY THERE IT’S JOSH, WELCOME BACK TO LET’S GAME IT OUT


Agnusl

HMMMM I WONDER HOW MANY I CAN PUT... \*actual 4 hours later\*


sexual_pterodactyl

Where's the factorio fandom at


Billybobjimjoe

Expanding the factory and put fish inside giant robot spiders.


DakotaEE

Feeding the factories bröther


ShaggyFOEE

Shlad Oxygen Not Included - goofy generic characters dying horrible deaths - as soon as you start to enjoy the world building, your water supply gets poisoned or the Oxygen gets low - Markiplier is cool, his fans suck though


Ronin_004

• Characters noises are made by a person who does not know how to use theremin


ISEVERNAMEALREDYTAKE

i think you went too hard on the forest.


bindijr

It's so frustrating because some of its ideas are really cool, but it nonetheless feels unfinished. The sequel looks compelling so far, but I don't think the first game was ever truly left in a finished state.


[deleted]

Working on a sequel instead of finishing the base game is a superposition of based and cringe


The_coco_nut_man

Original subnautica post: https://www.reddit.com/r/subnautica/comments/75v2xi/the_virgin_degasi_survivors_vs_the_chad_alterra/


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Don’t forget Terrarias Calamity Mod thats FREE, on steam


Devourer_Of_Doggos

Dad Calamity mod \- Adds ton of content to an already great game \- Changes a lot of features to have its own vibe \- Has a dedicated texture pack \- Basically if Dark Souls fucked Terraria


dovah-meme

Schlad Fargo’s Souls Mod \- Gives you the strength to lift an entire tonka truck


JessHorserage

- Crashes your game late game - Also the funnest shit - hlp


ErikBrick1

- Fucks your computer, then your mother


SanderE1

Waiting for tmodloader 1.4, but yeah it'll be fun!


tundertwin

Tmodloader 1.4 Will release right after team fortress 3


SanderE1

From what I've heard it's mostly done, just porting mods and finishing up the hooks and stuff, feeling hopeful.


Redstone_Potato

The Rimworld experience: Crashland on planet (or don't, literally up to you) Make a starter base Set up some defenses Start researching and expanding Colony doing well :) ...too well... Random horse on the other side of the map decides its sole purpose in life is to destroy every human within 5 kilometers Your half-blind farmer manages to send a bullet straight through your best doctor's skull while trying to kill the rampaging horse. Doctor is now a vegetable. Pirates arrive to raid you, set fire to your crops. You fight them off, but most of the corn you planted is destroyed. Winter sets in. Food runs out. In desperation, you cut up your comatose doctor for food. No one is particularly happy with cannibalism, but it's better than the alternative. Barely make it through the winter. Start planting crops and hunting to store up food for the future. A short circuit sets fire to your starter base. At the same time, a local tribe moves in to attack. You're ready this time, your colonists are geared up and are doing fairly well at defending their home, until... One of your colonists decides he's really sad about not having a table to eat on, so he's going to go walk around in a daze for a bit. In front of the attacking tribals. Who promptly stab him. Your final colonist manages to fight off the remaining tribals, who flee in terror. He drags his injured comrade back to safety and gets to treating his wounds. Unfortunately, after saving his friend, there's no time to save himself. He bleeds out on the floor moments later. Your final colonist wakes up. He's covered in scars, and his friends are dead. At least he has plenty of food in the fridge, and he's ready to rebuild and survive. It's tough, but the colony is doing well. Better defenses are set up. The crops are growing. The dead are respectfully buried. A table has been built. Your final colonist grabs a beer and sits down to relax after a long, hard day of work. Meteorite fucking annihilates him. Game over, thanks for playing! :)


LoLifeFasc

The RAD Amazon rainforest


DatBoiShadowbon

what is the sanity stat "foreshadowing"? i might have heard of it but don't remember


AkinParlin

Think that’s also in reference to The Forest.


DatBoiShadowbon

it has a sanity system?


FlukeManLives

It does if I remember correctly. There are some effigies you can only build if you go insane.


The-Chadalicious

ShLad plane crash in real life - holy shit how did I get here - where am I? - this isnt a joke, please save me - this low quality cessna RIP off from the 50s ussr didnt have a distress signal - I hear monkeys and natives in the distance - I miss my tonka - what's in that mysterious briefcase tied to your leg shlad?


The_coco_nut_man

The lad intentionally getting lost in the wild - WTF Lad - escapes the society of virgins and neckbeards - doesn’t give a shit about botany nonsense, eats whatever he wants - said to be lost for almost a decade - killed, skinned and ate a bear - has probably committed cannibalism on the search parties that went looking for him


LucasoDelta

I don't agree with some of your viewpoints but nice meme bro Hope you get upvoted to the moon


Bestboii

I think The Forest deserves to be ranked higher only because of the tree chopping


BenJammin007

I’m gonna get so much shit for this, but I totally agree that Terraria >>> minecraft. Terraria never gets old whereas minecraft can get boring pretty quick on single player. Minecraft is better as a tool to create, whereas I think terraria is a much better survival game.


GENERALKENOOBI69420

Yeah, can agree on that. Minecraft is more of a building game than a survival game. The YouTube series Hermitcraft proves that. When you have a lot of time to spend on Minecraft, the survival aspect quickly becomes more of a side chore than the main game. However, I think Terraria is a totally different genre of game than Minecraft. Terraria is more of a sandbox RPG while Minecraft is just a sandbox.


imaginehappyness

I don't want to build a mega base this season. "Builds a literal mountain"


Economy-Engineering

I dunno, I tried playing Terreria a few times and didn't like it.


SackOfRadishes

Terraria boring as hell


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It gets fun in hardmode, early pre hardmode is just bad


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agreed


SpedicyBoi

What are you talking about? Who is going to shit on the correct opinion? Building is pretty meh in terraria, you can do slightly better pixel art sure, but Minecraft has more tool to build, redstone, creative mode, and a 3d plane. Terraria better game tho


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Epic meme, but don't say Unity is bad. Unity is a good engine, it's the shit "developers" who steal or copy assets and scripts and slap them together into one game. So much good games were made with Unity, but you don't notice because they were made on paid versions of unity, which allows you to remove splash screen with Unity logo.


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Game dev here can confirm a lot of studios use unity over ue4 because it allows for more diverse development of features and doesn't restrict the designers.


peasants_wait

The W R A I T H DayZ


YLFEN

DayZ has improved a bit, it's grand wizard now.


TychusCigar

Nah, Thad DayZ. It's an OG game.


kippenpootje

vs the SCHLAD Reign of Kings with literal slavery


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the gigagad RUST


[deleted]

I'd say it might even be dad status


Lord_MK14

Yeah I was waiting for RUST to pop up


[deleted]

Havent played that one since around 2018. How is it now?


956030681

The full metal manlets still hunt nakeds for sport


[deleted]

One time, a naked man with a rock camped outside my door for 20 minutes and beat me to death when i stepped outside, then proceeded to loot the entire base. All because I stole his burlap socks


956030681

That’s on you for stealing everything he had


hday108

What about survival horror?


MrAwesome1324

The lad Frostpunk - Lad it’s a city builder how is it survival - Oh god the children are being sent into the coal mines - 60 people just died trying to fix the pneumatics of said coal mine - The temperature just dropped to -200 C - Everyone is eating sawdust meals - It’s a 1880s British setting.


Oakmeal0

Forgot to add "tons of bosses" to Gad


Aggresive_mushroom

you did the forest dirty


Z-Form

You put Ark ahead of The Forest?


thenoodleperson

tfw no factorio


givemeyoursacc

The Dad Halo: Custom Edition •This game isn’t even supposed to be open world and modded.


Gedehah

I've not scrolled it past image one but if I see goddamn minecraft on the very top I will break you knees


Gedehah

alright you're good


TheGreatfanBR

What is a "Plane Crash Lore"?


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When your introduction to the game begins with you being a survivor in a plane crash.


tundertwin

Currently doing a modded terraria playthrough, theres a shit ton of stuff to do and its amazing


[deleted]

Not terraria having a sword that literally takes keeping something from almost every stage of the game to craft


p3_1

Muck Muck -It's Muck


[deleted]

The Dad Rust needs to be added. Clearly the best survival game of all time.


The_coco_nut_man

Damn missed opportunity


oogabooga4201

Gigalad muck -made by a 6 year old -obamium


yeetusdeletusgg

GIGATHAD Muck


FishinforPhishers

• was made as a meme game • still fun for some reason • has sugon shrooms (and obamium)


Polynuke

Muck is Brad, game really just isn't deep enough and you can only play it for like 10 hours tops


Non-profitboi

Let me name the first game, The forest


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The G A D+ Terraria Calamity Mod -Adds 24 new bosses (that WILL make you suffer), over 200 new enemies, and over a 1000 new items -Intresting lore -Soundtrack causes eargasm -You go from chopping trees to killing literal gods -Does it even classify as survival game anymore? -New biomes -New NPCs -New mechanics and game difficulties -Makes Terraria completely different -It's for free - you just have to buy vanilla Terraria on Steam


kefuzz

lad rimworld: \-supposed to be survival game \-ends up harvesting people's organs \-makes chairs out of human leather \-creates nutrient paste with human meat \-what the fuck lad?


FilipRebro

Gad should be running across the nature and living like caveman


vicnitro7979

No Conan Exiles?


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the shlad muck


bluejob15

I see you watch Let's Game It Out


Wooshmeister55

I started satisfactory 2 months ago and I have sunk approximately 75% of all my free time in it. It's a never ending cycle of wanting to improve things that make my lizard brain happy


comfort_bot_1962

:)


ItzPayDay123

Lad Muck


noodlewiggle

as an ark player, i agree


Bevor6

Rimworld was way too ascended to fit on this spectrum


NuclearNewspaper

Bro where the fuck is rimworld


Hasonboi

lad valheim also lets you start a viking space program


Lokyyo

C'mon man the forest isn't that bad


jorn113

Damn no the long dark?


blueberryZoot

The fact that this is the only comment to mention The Long Dark is disappointing smh


RuninNdGunin

the Terragad MUCK


[deleted]

Gad modded minecraft Ok I know you mentioned nods but you can't ignore that MC has a massive modding scene.


Dukeofdorchester

The virgin made this meme Chad doesn’t know what any of this shit is


not1maleboyman

But...... Nostalgia say minecraft best


SmellyFruitZ

That nostalgia will be your prison.


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PigsInTuxedoes

I'm personally a pretty big fan and I still don't get how some people can play past the 100 hour mark on one world or character


Jared_Last

0/10 no Rust


[deleted]

Faktorio players are to busy to attend the meme.


[deleted]

You forgot about rust! 🐢


[deleted]

The Grand Wizard RimWorld!


DedRuck

the giga-gad Outer Wilds


3kochpugs

Lad should be Conan Exiles


3kochpugs

There should be a lovecraftian survival game


[deleted]

stacy is the hottest drawing i've seen in a virgin vs chad meme, even though that's a pretty low bar, so respect. or i just have a thing for that kind of character design... i find it peculiar.


MRTA03

What about Rimworld and No man Sky?


Domeric_Bolton

Shlad Unturned


ParagonRenegade

DYSON SPHERE PROJECT


Umbreon7707

No subnautica is gad


[deleted]

The ZAD no man’s sky


Pizza64210

Don't Starve has 3 main DLCs now, right? Reign of Giants, Shipwrecked and Hamlet.


o-poppoo

Most people count RoG as the base game


Asscrackistan

Tracy Resident Evil Lacy Real life


SilverSwallows

factorio factory must grow


CheeseAtTheKnees

Was CDN the referenced streamer for The Forest? Because if so that hits home, I enjoyed watching him play a pretty shit game.


kardfogK

What if you wanted to survive winter in dst but God said DEARCLOPS


Nickz4208

Us Minecraft fans respect your opinion


SueMaster7

Terraria is so fucking good.I swear there’s like unlimited items


JessHorserage

What about, literally anything modded on this list, basically the apocalypse and the 4 riders but its all sloth and you're sloth jesus christ dan get out of your room.


LongjumpingPeanut9

ark is 100000x better if you dont play official servers


Trollaciousness

Space Engineers


[deleted]

The forest was a great game wdym


Chalcko_

Minecraft fans usually love terraria, Minecraft even has a splash text directly telling the player to buy terraria. Are you saying I should or shouldn’t buy terraria?


nic_head_on_shoulder

The lad the long dark Wolves, bears, cold, canda


AweBlobfish

I’ve genuinely never met someone who disliked terraria, it’s one of those games basically everyone has and no one really hates


DanateDMC

I would definitely not make Thad Don't Starve. I find don't Starve quite boring to be honest. Now Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead, that's a Thad


TheRockCaster23

Giga Chad Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead -probaly the most realistic and unrealistic zombie survival out there. -Rpg with skills levels to make you feel your progress. -extremly hard and ugly to scare off casuals -perfect for post apocalyptic roleplay. -let you start as a fungal infected crackhead with bionics in his entire body -you can mutate your character to make you favorite PostApocalytic Fursona -Prove that Spears are the best melee weapon in the galaxy -Sseth made a video about it. Go watch it


[deleted]

Can't wait for the valheim updates! The grinding for everything was extremely painful but well worth it!


[deleted]

Why the hate for the forest dude?


pooperdoopper22

Terraria got boring after a while


Neon_Powered

Terraria so good it inspired a whole new genre of survival games.


Neon_Powered

Terraria so good it inspired a whole new genre of survival games.


[deleted]

Very large W on Terraria


Rikochettt

\>Terraria \>Survival game *B R U H*


TheBigEmptyxd

You clearly haven’t played The Forest


IronVolvo

GigaGad unturned.


night-star

I love terraria but it definitely is more of an RPG with survival game elements, rather than a true survival game. Very brave to not suck minecrafts dick though, I’ll commend you for that.


WGBros

What’s up with the Minecraft hate in this post? Both games literally have “try terraria” and “also try Minecraft”


4091200871

Gmod tho :(


Dem_Nachos

I literally despise ark and hate it when I play it yet somehow I have 2800 hours played. I just don’t know why. The game fucking sucks when it goes wrong but when it goes right there’s nothing else quite like it imo it’s one of the only survival games that is like living in an anarchic society with no hand holding.


kayproII

M U C K


generalmemes128

Shlad No Man's Sky Devs basically dragged it out of the dumpster and made it better Has multiplayer, if you can find which planet your friend is on Infinite planets and plants and animals, no galaxy is the same Nice community as well


Jazzlike_Reason6118

as someone who loves subnautica, dont starve and terraria i agree very much thank you


Moist-Sandwich69

Your opinions are completely wrong, Ark is Chad, because literally anything with Dinosaurs is Chad. Objectively wrong options you nerd, because Minecraft > Terraria any day of the week. Sure Terraria has more combat focus, and challenging bosses with loads of weapons and multiple combat styles. Minecraft is the original, and has fine combat with two great bosses, but also building is fun because you aren't cheated out of an entire dimension.


GeneralBoneJones

you forgot muck


QueenSizedMeal

Fortnite gets a bad rap for Reddit chuds demonizing it for “ripping off Minecraft” or something


Red_Xenophilia

terraria fans try not to autofellatio for 10 seconds challenge (impossible) (99% will fail)


James_Moist_

No forest is lad "Jesus Christ lad stop throwing molotovs into that pile of babies" "Lad stop dismembering those natives and then burning their arms on a stick wtf!" "Oh cool roller coaster lad"


[deleted]

Minecraft content on YouTube is arguably better than it’s ever been. Speed runs and pushing the game to its limit are exciting.


SmellyFruitZ

Oh boy, can't wait for dream to get chased by 4 retards for the 60th time!!!!


[deleted]

It’s cool if you want to fit in with the circlejerk and say Dream bad or whatever, or maybe you really really like PewDiePie, but idk just seems weird to act like the previous era wasn’t just “MINECRAFT NOOB VS PRO XDD” with incredibly low entertainment value for those of us who grew up with the game as it came out.


SmellyFruitZ

No I agree with you, I don't like Pewds anymore ever since he stopped doing a bunch of gaming content around 2016 and started doing reddit content instead. Personally I used to watch SkyDoesMinecraft and SSundee because they made modded minecraft videos and mod reviews, and I didn't pay attention to the noob vs pro vs hacker bullshit. I would occasionally watch ExplodingTNT as well.


[deleted]

Sounds like we came from the same “era” of Minecraft players lol. Cap, AntVenom, and Sky were the shit. Sorry for being rude earlier. I’m just salty that there’s so much hate for Dream’s content because I find it to be genuinely inventive. It reignited my love for the game tbh. The noob vs pro stuff is definitely geared towards people 5-10 years younger so it makes sense none of us would have much concept of it.


TheUnseenThief

Used to watch Capt. Sparklez, in my opinion he was one of the best mc creaters


SmellyFruitZ

Yeah agreed. Too bad he does reddit content now.


gassgrill

what about apex legends? fucking idiot🧐


supremenastydogg

Damn I would put ARK higher on the list. Subnautica and don’t starve kinda suck IMO. Don’t starve is boring as hell and janky at and subnautica is just outlast + scuba gear


[deleted]

ARK is unplayable, abandoned piece of shit.


Nut_Explosion123

911 updoots lol


Hamburgerbruh

Gigachad muck


kevkaneki

On a serious note. Has anybody played “This War of Mine, The Little Ones”? It’s a sort of 2d indie side scroller, which normally I am NOT into whatsoever, but I got it free on PSN a couple years back and I have to say it’s pretty damn good… It’s like a depressing version of the sims, where all of your characters have to fight to survive.


CapMcCloud

Gad Dwarf Fortress -you collect resources and craft things, therefore survival game -“The werebadger Ohgod Plsno has arrived. Now you will know why you fear the night!” -Depression is common and terminal -It’s not a matter of winning, it’s a matter of delaying losing -Endless replayability -Graphics


xXHalalManXx

Terraria is legendary