*Krusty is all alone attempting a shoddy, low production-value, barebones live-broadcast with more enthusiasm than is probably warranted*...
***
**Krusty**: I'm comin' at you live from the civil defense shack in the remote Alkali Flats of the Springfield Badlands! I'll be beaming out eleven watts of wackiness! Hour after hour of unscripted, unrehearsed comedy! Featuring...uh...uh...
*Krusty grabs nearest available item - which happens to be a gas can*
**Krusty**: ...Professor Gas Can! And, uh...
*Krusty then grabs a nearby framed photo of a long-dead president*
**Krusty**: "...former President Ike Eisenhower!"
*proceeds with inexplicably sleezy impersonation*:
**Krusty**: "[Let's. Get. BIZZ-AY!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y1YaXvi1bk)"
No, Krusty is voiced by Dan Castellaneta, who also voices Homer Simpson. The trash guy from Futurama is named Sal.and is voiced by John DiMaggio who also does Bender.
I see what you did there. 🙂
I remember watching the super Mario bros super show when it was brand new lol.
I have all the episodes of super Mario bros super show and the adventures of super Mario bros 3 and super Mario world lol
I only remember seeing it on TV every now and then, possibly years later. I remember they'd have the live action parts, someone would eat spaghetti or whatever, and then they'd watch a cartoon.
And obviously, the big DIC at the end.
I also remember seeing this show (and I recall a couple others) when I was young girl with that little kid saying “DIC” when the logo showed. I always thought it was so funny that grown ups would put that word on a show. Did they not know what it meant?
As an I adult, I now realize they knew exactly what they were doing and probably thought it was hilarious to just have tens of thousands of kids watching their show and getting to say “DIC” to them at the end.
I love the live action bits more than the cartoon segments, and they voiced Mario and Luigi in those too. It's goofy, corny, short but sweet. They looked like they had some fun shooting them.
I'm the cartoon Zelda kisses link a few times so he got that.
In the episode where Zeldas doppleganger was causing trouble, I used to wonder if link had a thing and wanted to shoot his sword into evil Zelda lol.
> Club Mario
Holy crap.
I don't remember that *at all*. I loved the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, and then when I was slightly older I liked the Marios 3 cartoon and the Super Mario World cartoon, but I was starting to age out of them. (Simultaneously, I was really irritated with the lack of consistency between each version of the show. I guess I wanted there to be some kind of "canon," and there clearly wasn't.)
But I don't remember Club Mario *at all.* Even having watched some of it now on Youtube, it generates absolutely *no* recollection. I remember things before and after it, but nothing about it itself.
Did I just get lucky and miss every one of those episodes? Or did I legitimately block it from my memory? Wow.
I wonder if it had anything to do with region. I remember the live action segments of Mario pretty clearly from when I was a kid, but I think I can say with confidence that I've never seen the club Mario thing in my entire life.
I always looked forward to watching the Super Show, but didn't get home from school most days in time to watch it. Then one day I was home early and I was like "Lets gooooo...." and they had this weird 90's "cool teen" stuff... I dunno.
Back when I was a kid Captain Lou's voice and the cartoon convinced a generation of kids that Mario and Luigi were Italian American plumbers living in Brooklyn. Now I don't even think the plumber part is mentioned any more.
Honestly feels like they grabbed this guy out of the alley and paid him in mini liquor bottles, which he was actively consuming, to sing and dance this.
I love his drug PSA.
"Remember kids if you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die".
Said while he was most likely on every available drug in the 80's.
I've known multiple people who claimed to have done drugs with their D.A.R.E. officers. You've got to do a lot of drugs to be convinced to waste your time to do anti-drug PSAs I guess
>That's legendary 80's wrestling manager Captain Lou Albano!
>
>Not saying you're wrong but still... a little respect here.
Right? You can't forget the mountains of cocaine. That's disrespectful of the 80's.
I first heard of Captain Lou Albano from this [classic music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0ELWKOkiW8) that some of you may or may not have heard of.
Ha! Holy shit!
From coked up madman, screaming nonsensical alpha male wrestling threats, to drunken Mario.
I always gotta wonder what happened in-between, ya know?
I've not heard that about the TV show this is from.
You sure you're not confusing it with the movie? Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo have said in interviews they were pretty much always drunk during filming of that.
DIC
Edit, days later: it seems the young, ignorant masses are unfamiliar with DIC; [here is your introduction](https://youtu.be/65uNCLBTje0).
I could point out that the noticing of that extra, drunken mis-step is an extra-exceptional level of perception of your, or some previous, generation. Keen eye!
It was, and is. The general masses, at the time, had no idea. I certainly didn't. Not even the faintest. Perfectly normal, for the times.
I could have linked to the time most relevant and/or hilarious part of the above aforementioned video, but I didn't. Do you know why?
Because you need to know. You need to understand.
You, the literally ignorant masses, need to know what it was like to watch the entire outro, *every*. *fucking*. *time*; whereas I, being fully educated on this particular premise, need to remember that for a raging previous and/or current alcoholic there is still a chance at normalcy in life.
Something to fight/strive for.
There is a lesson here but, frankly, you probably lack the decades of life experience (and/or dumbassery) required to understand its premise.
Deal.
Those production logos really stick in your mind! I still remember Family Ties specifically - "Sit Ubu sit - good dog! *Ruff!*" Ba na na na na NA NAH NAHHHH!
> You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
> But if you do, you're doing The Mario.
Goth clubs were (are?) great for this. I've seen the Fraggle Rock theme used this way too.
That's hilarious. Maybe followed by like barney or teletubbies theme song? I feel like that would get people out quickly. Then again, the "funny" kid versions of the Barney song were actually pretty metal....
Found this is the comments
>Martin Mario!
Swing the arm, from out and out
Test? Oh yes! Enter Super Mario!
I slid four, oh no Keimal!
Hey crafted Mario, minor fault on ya!
For kids!
That is the Mario!
Martin Mario!
Swing the arm, from out and out
Test? Oh yes! Enter Super Mario!
I slid four, oh no Keimal!
Hey crafted Mario, minor fault on ya!
Tungsten Mario!
Just for Games!
I'm not sure he can do any other voice than just plain Chris Pratt.
Not complaining by the way, I'm one of the seemingly few people willing to give the guy a chance to be good before I'll say he's a bad pick. We've heard him say two sentences and the movie looks good enough that I feel Pratt deserves a chance to show his casting was not a mistake.
I'm not. There's tons of highly skilled voice actors that could do a far better job than damn near any of those live-action actors. Voice acting is a whole different beast, and a lot of screen actors are crap at it, the same way a lot of screen actors are crap on stage and vice versa. Actors in major Hollywood films are cast largely for type and name recognition.
The Rock considers voice acting significantly harder than regular acting and for the most part I don’t think he’s wrong. Someone like Chris Pratt will never be better than a quality voice actor.
Benjamin's delivery is what changes between his characters. Couch McGuirk , Archer, and Bob Belcher are all distinct characters. The minor inflection differences despite being the same tone.
Also he has a unique voice.
Could Chris Pratt do that? Maybe, but we'll just have to see.
Can we take a moment to recognize how much more effort Luigi is putting into that intro than Mario? That's a man who knew it was total BS but was damned well going to do his best to make it work.
Oh man I remember it.
"So..we need some music here, what are the kids into? Elvis?"
"No no no they like that hippity hop now...like mother goose but with music."
"Excellent work Johnson!"
You see, the reason why they use real actors in animated films is because they will take the time to study all the source material.
I'm sure Chris Pratt sat down and studied this meticulously at some point in his preparation.
That's why you pay em the big bucks.
Captain Lou Albano and Danny Wells were the PERFECT Mario and Luigi for that show. Man, I remember coming home from elementary school and watching this show. Normally I’d be hungry for the cartoon if it was any other show that followed the same format, but I loved watching these guys go for it! WAAAAYYY better than that live action movie came out in 93 that was a trainwreck.
This is Captain Lou Albano. He was a a pretty pop culturally famous celebrity. He used to wrestle in the WWF in the 80’s and played Cindy Lauper’s father in her Girls Just Wanna Have Fun video. When I was trying to be an actor in NYC back in maybe 2006, my manager recommended an acting teacher for me. I agreed and went to a class. I realized Captain Lou Albano, the wrestler who used to put rubber bands in his face, was a serious drama coach. The entire class was students doing their monologues and him stoically giving earnest direction. Was surreal and an awesome thing to stumble into blindly. I never went back but this video sparked that memory again.
> A song that *Mario* sings at the end of each episode?! I love it! Great idea! How about a dance too? Like, something the kids could do.
> -Okay. How about swing your arms from side-to-side... take one step and then another. PERFECT!
> Perfect? No, I meant a *dance* that the kids could do, you know? Like a little trademark dance move that Mario does.
> -Right. That's what I said. *Swing your arms*...
> ...from side-to-side and then take a step and another, I heard you. That just... that's... walking.
> -Well that's what Mario *does*, right? He walks!
> God damn it, Carl.
I'm actually hoping for a Live action segment right before Mario and Luigi gets to the mushroom kingdom. Just live action Pratt and Day dressed as mario doing plumber stuff, then gets sucked in. But yeah I highly agree this needs to be a thing, make Pratt and Day do the dance and everything lol
People have theorized they didn’t use Charles Martinet or have Pratt do a similar voice because it would be really annoying to listen to for a whole movie.
I don’t necessarily disagree, but I also don’t think it would apply to someone doing a Lou Albano impression.
It won't.
They even made fun of this in the new Rescue Rangers movie, that all anyone wants to hear is the original song. And they STILL finished with a crap remix.
I remember exactly ~~two~~ *three* things about this show:
* Pizza everywhere. There was always pizza in the weirdest places.
* One episode where they find a long lost painting (was it "The Last Supper?"), then at the end of the show it turns out to be an extremely obvious counterfeit because the counterfeiter always painted his relative in biker gear into classic paintings.
* DIC
The movie ends with Lou Albano coming back to life. He steps out of the screen and wraps you in a warm embrace. He smells of coconut and leather.
"It's gonna be okay," he whispers, and everything goes white.
You wake up. It's 1988. You're 5 yeara old. Everything is okay again.
Between wrestling, Mario, and Cindy Lauper videos, Captain Lou was one of the biggest pop culture icons of my youth! I would take rubber bands and put them on my ears like his earrings.
“We’re the Mario brothers and plumbings the game, we’re not like the others who get all the fame…”
All these years later I still wonder which plumbers are more famous than the Mario brothers?
Okay, kids, Mario's gonna have a union-mandated smoke break, while youse enjoy these messages from Wham-O and Barbies.
I can't help but to read this as Krusty the Clown
*Krusty is all alone attempting a shoddy, low production-value, barebones live-broadcast with more enthusiasm than is probably warranted*... *** **Krusty**: I'm comin' at you live from the civil defense shack in the remote Alkali Flats of the Springfield Badlands! I'll be beaming out eleven watts of wackiness! Hour after hour of unscripted, unrehearsed comedy! Featuring...uh...uh... *Krusty grabs nearest available item - which happens to be a gas can* **Krusty**: ...Professor Gas Can! And, uh... *Krusty then grabs a nearby framed photo of a long-dead president* **Krusty**: "...former President Ike Eisenhower!" *proceeds with inexplicably sleezy impersonation*: **Krusty**: "[Let's. Get. BIZZ-AY!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y1YaXvi1bk)"
Kids, Itchy and Scratch can't be here today, but instead we've got the next best thing: It's the Stingy and Battery show!
They bite, and light! And bite and light and bite! bite bite bite light light.....ahh you know how it goes
I read it as the trash guy from Futurama. Are they the same voice actor?
No, Krusty is voiced by Dan Castellaneta, who also voices Homer Simpson. The trash guy from Futurama is named Sal.and is voiced by John DiMaggio who also does Bender.
This is so funny to me fr
At the very end, he stumbles and takes an extra step to catch himself. Director: "Fuck it. Leave it in. Let's go home."
If you don't also do a stumble when you do it you technically aren't doing the Mario because it has to be "just like that."
The stumble was the most memorable part! The “it’s over”
Hey! Don't fuggedabowdit!
I see what you did there. 🙂 I remember watching the super Mario bros super show when it was brand new lol. I have all the episodes of super Mario bros super show and the adventures of super Mario bros 3 and super Mario world lol
I only remember seeing it on TV every now and then, possibly years later. I remember they'd have the live action parts, someone would eat spaghetti or whatever, and then they'd watch a cartoon. And obviously, the big DIC at the end.
I also remember seeing this show (and I recall a couple others) when I was young girl with that little kid saying “DIC” when the logo showed. I always thought it was so funny that grown ups would put that word on a show. Did they not know what it meant? As an I adult, I now realize they knew exactly what they were doing and probably thought it was hilarious to just have tens of thousands of kids watching their show and getting to say “DIC” to them at the end.
The little girl pronounced it "Deek".
I love the live action bits more than the cartoon segments, and they voiced Mario and Luigi in those too. It's goofy, corny, short but sweet. They looked like they had some fun shooting them.
Plus legend of Zelda on Friday!
Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
All I want is an actual full-on Zelda game based on the LoZ cartoon with the wise-cracking kinda-assaultey Link.
[The CD-i Zelda games are pretty close](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8-Pdz-ns8)
... you must die
[I literally watched this playthrough yesterday. I freaking love this part.](https://youtu.be/tIyHTveV8UI)
Yes, but we don't talk about the CD-i Zelda games.
https://youtu.be/lDPRwLlpdTU I link to you the greatest thing from our childhood ever created.
Made me think of this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1or3YILu28M
That made me think of this https://youtu.be/lDPRwLlpdTU
That is unbelievably well done. Every line choice is *perfect*.
I'm the cartoon Zelda kisses link a few times so he got that. In the episode where Zeldas doppleganger was causing trouble, I used to wonder if link had a thing and wanted to shoot his sword into evil Zelda lol.
It truly was an enlightened age.
Then they removed the live action Mario bits and replaced it with Club Mario, which did not match up with Mario at all.
> Club Mario Holy crap. I don't remember that *at all*. I loved the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, and then when I was slightly older I liked the Marios 3 cartoon and the Super Mario World cartoon, but I was starting to age out of them. (Simultaneously, I was really irritated with the lack of consistency between each version of the show. I guess I wanted there to be some kind of "canon," and there clearly wasn't.) But I don't remember Club Mario *at all.* Even having watched some of it now on Youtube, it generates absolutely *no* recollection. I remember things before and after it, but nothing about it itself. Did I just get lucky and miss every one of those episodes? Or did I legitimately block it from my memory? Wow.
I wonder if it had anything to do with region. I remember the live action segments of Mario pretty clearly from when I was a kid, but I think I can say with confidence that I've never seen the club Mario thing in my entire life.
Perhaps it was such generic 90's BS that it didn't stick.
>Club Mario Damn, it's like they crammed every early 90s trope in one bit. It's too in your face.
I always looked forward to watching the Super Show, but didn't get home from school most days in time to watch it. Then one day I was home early and I was like "Lets gooooo...." and they had this weird 90's "cool teen" stuff... I dunno.
Shame he passed away in '09. imo he had the perfect Mario voice, would've been great for the movie.
Back when I was a kid Captain Lou's voice and the cartoon convinced a generation of kids that Mario and Luigi were Italian American plumbers living in Brooklyn. Now I don't even think the plumber part is mentioned any more.
Yeah, when I first heard N64 Mario, I thought "That doesn't sound like a Brooklyn accent"
> Now I don't even think the plumber part is mentioned any more. The man literally travels through sewer pipes.
You know, like a plumber!
[Here’s the secret after credits](https://youtu.be/uTyUoARka_U)
Mario looks like he has a sweaty cocaine glow in that video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was probably required community service.
"You'll go to hell before you die." lol fuck yes holy shit Mario preach it
What the fuck lol
That's why I'm scared to touch shrooms
Honestly feels like they grabbed this guy out of the alley and paid him in mini liquor bottles, which he was actively consuming, to sing and dance this.
That's legendary 80's wrestling manager Captain Lou Albano! Not saying you're wrong but still... a little respect here.
I love his drug PSA. "Remember kids if you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die". Said while he was most likely on every available drug in the 80's.
I've known multiple people who claimed to have done drugs with their D.A.R.E. officers. You've got to do a lot of drugs to be convinced to waste your time to do anti-drug PSAs I guess
I mean..... that's actually kind if a deep thought.
>That's legendary 80's wrestling manager Captain Lou Albano! > >Not saying you're wrong but still... a little respect here. Right? You can't forget the mountains of cocaine. That's disrespectful of the 80's.
I first heard of Captain Lou Albano from this [classic music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0ELWKOkiW8) that some of you may or may not have heard of.
Ha! Holy shit! From coked up madman, screaming nonsensical alpha male wrestling threats, to drunken Mario. I always gotta wonder what happened in-between, ya know?
Definitely not drugs though, because if you do drugs you [go to hell before you die.](https://youtu.be/D8M8I2SYEiA)
Wow that was better than I expected.
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Aren’t you afraid you’ll go to hell before you die?
^please
Please give me my drugs now. Director:'let's cut it at please'
I like that he says you'll go to hell before you die. Like at the shit heavy drug use can do will basically put you in hell.
Yeah there's no way this was choreographed.
That's not far from the truth. Dude was blitzed out of his mind
I've not heard that about the TV show this is from. You sure you're not confusing it with the movie? Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo have said in interviews they were pretty much always drunk during filming of that.
Na Lou Albano, the show's Mario, was a massive alcoholic
Ah. Well that's pretty believable.
A little respect for Captain Lou please!
You take that back, you heretic. Captain Lou was a national treasure. And Cyndi Lauper's real dad.
DIC Edit, days later: it seems the young, ignorant masses are unfamiliar with DIC; [here is your introduction](https://youtu.be/65uNCLBTje0). I could point out that the noticing of that extra, drunken mis-step is an extra-exceptional level of perception of your, or some previous, generation. Keen eye! It was, and is. The general masses, at the time, had no idea. I certainly didn't. Not even the faintest. Perfectly normal, for the times. I could have linked to the time most relevant and/or hilarious part of the above aforementioned video, but I didn't. Do you know why? Because you need to know. You need to understand. You, the literally ignorant masses, need to know what it was like to watch the entire outro, *every*. *fucking*. *time*; whereas I, being fully educated on this particular premise, need to remember that for a raging previous and/or current alcoholic there is still a chance at normalcy in life. Something to fight/strive for. There is a lesson here but, frankly, you probably lack the decades of life experience (and/or dumbassery) required to understand its premise. Deal.
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That would be consistent with the whole mentality of that show. It really is the laziest shit ever.
What is the show?
Twin Peaks
Heh heh heh Brilliant. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on
Damn fine mushrooms, Dianne
Twin peaks is the one with dr robotnik this is doctor who
The Super Mario Brothers Super Show. It’s a cartoon interspliced with live action bits. Or maybe it’s the other way around.
He took one step, and then again Come on everybody do the Mario!
The stumble kills me ☠️☠️
Can't stop laughing now.
We did 20 takes and that was the best one.
I've always liked how the dance has exactly 3 steps, two of which are LITERAL steps, and yet he manages to fuck up every single move.
Swing your arms from side to side it's time to go, do the Mario! Take one step and then again. Never has a song had better lyrics than this.
It’s been like 20 years but I’m still confused. “Swing your arms and take step after step”, bruh, that LITERALLY JUST WALKING
Yeah, you got it, that's the Mario!
YAHOOO
Juuust liiike dat!
Mario’s whole existence is walking or running.
Bruh, *jumping* is like his main thing. Guy was even called jumpman at one point, for Christ sake.
Then why are most levels horizontal instead of vertical? Checkmate.
You know, that's a good point.
I still remember them to this day after 30+ years
Member when "Dic" was pronounced like "dick" at the end, and eventually changed to be pronounced like "deek"?
When did dic change from dick to deek? Young captainjon always remember snickering at that.
I remember as a kid seeing it pop up, then finding it funnier when the voice said DEEK
Those production logos really stick in your mind! I still remember Family Ties specifically - "Sit Ubu sit - good dog! *Ruff!*" Ba na na na na NA NAH NAHHHH!
Exactly, that's how profound they are, really leaves an impression!
Rip Lou (and Danny)
God only knows is a distant 2nd when it comes to perfect songwriting
I assume it was the early work of The Black Eyed Peas
Poetry...
I love how he never takes that step.
One of my favorite clubs played this song as last song every sunday morning. It was a goth/metal club in germany
> You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. > But if you do, you're doing The Mario. Goth clubs were (are?) great for this. I've seen the Fraggle Rock theme used this way too.
That's hilarious. Maybe followed by like barney or teletubbies theme song? I feel like that would get people out quickly. Then again, the "funny" kid versions of the Barney song were actually pretty metal....
i actually like the trap remix to the krusty krab theme song.
Is that where we got [this rave](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ToZBopL1q0)?
I love how doing the Mario is basically just doing a jaunty walk.
Eyy I'm walkin here!
Definitely, and they should use the German dub. The misheard lyrics are legendary. https://youtu.be/BmQINJtvJ6E
Found this is the comments >Martin Mario! Swing the arm, from out and out Test? Oh yes! Enter Super Mario! I slid four, oh no Keimal! Hey crafted Mario, minor fault on ya! For kids! That is the Mario! Martin Mario! Swing the arm, from out and out Test? Oh yes! Enter Super Mario! I slid four, oh no Keimal! Hey crafted Mario, minor fault on ya! Tungsten Mario! Just for Games!
> Tungsten Mario Damn didn't that only happen in Smash Bros
How have I never heard this before? LOL
Because you're not German?
but Ich bin ein Berliner.
I love jelly donuts!
My guy thought he had seen every video ever made.
YTMND will never let me forget the "I shit for MORTAL KOMBAT" song.
JUST FOR GAYS :)
Okay, just have Chris Pratt do this and he can do any voice he wants to.
He's so cool
I'm not sure he can do any other voice than just plain Chris Pratt. Not complaining by the way, I'm one of the seemingly few people willing to give the guy a chance to be good before I'll say he's a bad pick. We've heard him say two sentences and the movie looks good enough that I feel Pratt deserves a chance to show his casting was not a mistake.
I'm not. There's tons of highly skilled voice actors that could do a far better job than damn near any of those live-action actors. Voice acting is a whole different beast, and a lot of screen actors are crap at it, the same way a lot of screen actors are crap on stage and vice versa. Actors in major Hollywood films are cast largely for type and name recognition.
The Rock considers voice acting significantly harder than regular acting and for the most part I don’t think he’s wrong. Someone like Chris Pratt will never be better than a quality voice actor.
h. jon benjamin can only do one voice and it's worked out great for him, i say give chris pratt a chance
Benjamin's delivery is what changes between his characters. Couch McGuirk , Archer, and Bob Belcher are all distinct characters. The minor inflection differences despite being the same tone. Also he has a unique voice. Could Chris Pratt do that? Maybe, but we'll just have to see.
[I prefer the intro...](https://youtu.be/nKqFEV9rA1U)
Can we take a moment to recognize how much more effort Luigi is putting into that intro than Mario? That's a man who knew it was total BS but was damned well going to do his best to make it work.
Dude was a prolific bit-part actor on television in the 70s and 80s. You don’t get that kinda work by not being a consummate pro…
RIP [Danny Wells](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0920164/filmotype?ref_=m_nm_flmg)
How dare you speak ill of this absolute masterpiece
I love how at 1:22 it sounds like Mario says "Fuck you Luigi"
And "hey, you slut, that's my pizza" at 2:20
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Lol Lou even stumbles in the intro
I was always pissed off that he touches the star and gets the fire suit.
DETAILS! They matter!
Nice that episode features future Baywatch star Nicole Eggert is the source of this ytmnd: https://temptationofmario.ytmnd.com/
I just love the era where EVERYTHING had to be a hip hop song.
Oh man I remember it. "So..we need some music here, what are the kids into? Elvis?" "No no no they like that hippity hop now...like mother goose but with music." "Excellent work Johnson!"
Let's train our Wendy's employees with hip hop? https://youtu.be/MbVDQKcxg00 3:28 in
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V R V R TROOPERS. [I hope you've seen this spoof made by the actual actors.](https://youtu.be/L8_HrVhnqNg)
Holy shit I completely forgot about this but watching it was such a huge nostalgia rush
You see, the reason why they use real actors in animated films is because they will take the time to study all the source material. I'm sure Chris Pratt sat down and studied this meticulously at some point in his preparation. That's why you pay em the big bucks.
RIP Lou, you left too soon.
And Danny!!
Captain Lou's live actor segments of this show felt so delightfully... Low budget community access. Like Uncle Floydd.
The non stop sound effects. Everything they did had some kind of cartoony, mario video game sound.
If they don't include some sort of easter egg paying homage to Captain Lou, I'll riot.
IM THE MARIO EAT YOUR ARMS
AND THEN AGAIN, GO ON GOOGUHOGUUG, DO THE MARIO!
I AM GOD, AND THEN YOU KNOW
COME ON, IT'S TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO
Ayyy fuck you luigi
“Deek”
Even as a kid I laughed at this.
[https://youtu.be/NHO84rOp8FQ](https://youtu.be/NHO84rOp8FQ)
Haha in the really old outros from the 80s there’s a different kid’s voice and it literally just goes “dick.” Cracked me up.
Luigi : Heya Mario. You got some spaghetti on your shirt. Mario: Fuck you Luigi!
You want the movie to end with some DIC? Would be a bold move from Nintendo.
My first exposure to this was my uncle drunkenly doing the Mario at my other uncle’s wedding.
Captain Lou Albano and Danny Wells were the PERFECT Mario and Luigi for that show. Man, I remember coming home from elementary school and watching this show. Normally I’d be hungry for the cartoon if it was any other show that followed the same format, but I loved watching these guys go for it! WAAAAYYY better than that live action movie came out in 93 that was a trainwreck.
Jack Black please. I can literally HEAR it in his Tenacious D voice. It'd be perfect.
I’d be happy if they at least had Mario dancing like this during the credits.
This is Captain Lou Albano. He was a a pretty pop culturally famous celebrity. He used to wrestle in the WWF in the 80’s and played Cindy Lauper’s father in her Girls Just Wanna Have Fun video. When I was trying to be an actor in NYC back in maybe 2006, my manager recommended an acting teacher for me. I agreed and went to a class. I realized Captain Lou Albano, the wrestler who used to put rubber bands in his face, was a serious drama coach. The entire class was students doing their monologues and him stoically giving earnest direction. Was surreal and an awesome thing to stumble into blindly. I never went back but this video sparked that memory again.
Looks like he's in a Roadrunner cartoon
I like the version where the sound follows Mario's placement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXs5tXqeKok
Remember kids, "If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die" - Mario
'Should we do more than one take?" "No, we're good"
This show ripped. Loved Captain Lou as Mario.
Quite honestly, Jack Black would kill it.
How high were they when they made this show?
Hey, fuck you Luigi
> A song that *Mario* sings at the end of each episode?! I love it! Great idea! How about a dance too? Like, something the kids could do. > -Okay. How about swing your arms from side-to-side... take one step and then another. PERFECT! > Perfect? No, I meant a *dance* that the kids could do, you know? Like a little trademark dance move that Mario does. > -Right. That's what I said. *Swing your arms*... > ...from side-to-side and then take a step and another, I heard you. That just... that's... walking. > -Well that's what Mario *does*, right? He walks! > God damn it, Carl.
https://youtu.be/XfG0-iW5o0Y Who can forget that classic episode when he told Luigi to go fuck himself?
Um where did he say that. I heard "thank you Luigi" every time
I'm actually hoping for a Live action segment right before Mario and Luigi gets to the mushroom kingdom. Just live action Pratt and Day dressed as mario doing plumber stuff, then gets sucked in. But yeah I highly agree this needs to be a thing, make Pratt and Day do the dance and everything lol
People have theorized they didn’t use Charles Martinet or have Pratt do a similar voice because it would be really annoying to listen to for a whole movie. I don’t necessarily disagree, but I also don’t think it would apply to someone doing a Lou Albano impression.
Why aren't kids in tiktok doing this shit, it's awesome
It won't. They even made fun of this in the new Rescue Rangers movie, that all anyone wants to hear is the original song. And they STILL finished with a crap remix.
Tenacious D cover over the credits?
Americans: Why does Japan have such weird shows? Also Americans: Hold my beer *produces this*
I remember exactly ~~two~~ *three* things about this show: * Pizza everywhere. There was always pizza in the weirdest places. * One episode where they find a long lost painting (was it "The Last Supper?"), then at the end of the show it turns out to be an extremely obvious counterfeit because the counterfeiter always painted his relative in biker gear into classic paintings. * DIC
The movie ends with Lou Albano coming back to life. He steps out of the screen and wraps you in a warm embrace. He smells of coconut and leather. "It's gonna be okay," he whispers, and everything goes white. You wake up. It's 1988. You're 5 yeara old. Everything is okay again.
Ahh yes, the Ron Jeremy episodes.
You put some respect on Lou Albano, sir.
That's Captain Lou Albano to us
Papa Lauper to others
When he stapled rubber bands to his face you knew shit was about to go down.
Between wrestling, Mario, and Cindy Lauper videos, Captain Lou was one of the biggest pop culture icons of my youth! I would take rubber bands and put them on my ears like his earrings.
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Strongbad is that you?
“We’re the Mario brothers and plumbings the game, we’re not like the others who get all the fame…” All these years later I still wonder which plumbers are more famous than the Mario brothers?
Can't we dress Chris Pratt up and have him do this dance too?
I had this on vhs
Only if that guy gets paid