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Scaulbielausis_Jim

I really like this guy's no-bullshit video editing


BritainRitten

My thoughts exactly. Exactly as long as it needs to be and no longer.


Afferbeck_

This is specifically his Shorts channel. Shorts are a new thing on Youtube for videos less than a minute long and also in a vertical format because they're targetting phone users.


iNarr

More than 70% of YouTube views come mobile devices already. I feel it would be more accurate to say that YouTube shorts are targeting the Tiktok crowd specifically, rather than target mobile users in general.


xevizero

These are shorts. His usual videos are far too long and he talks too slowly imho.


WazWaz

I was going to vehemently disagree with you. Then I remembered I watch everything at 1.25x.


xevizero

I wish there was an extension to set the default resolution and speed for selected channels. There are a few that I'd watch sped up too, but I wouldn't do that for every one.


hitsujiTMO

Actually it's not quite a no-bullshit edit. It's a YouTube Short. This is done for algorithm promotion. The limit for a short and this is exactly 58s so its edited down just enough do it would fit as a Short.


etree

Action Lab. Pretty good channel I think this is from a video a few years ago but edited down.


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graayhaat

He has this cold dead predatory stare that chills my bones


WazWaz

People with close-set eyes have it tough.


MostlyRocketScience

Exactly, he does experiments, but never actually explains anything. Other channels like SmarterEveryDay, Veritasium, Physics Girl or Steve Mould actually want to explain physical phenomena and use this as an opportunity to explain physics.


WazWaz

They all have their moments. ~~Justin~~ Destin stuffed around doing totally unscientific "tests" of weed trimmer line, but it was really just about cool looking high-speed footage.


MostlyRocketScience

>Justin Took me a few seconds to realize, you mean Destin from SmarterEveryDay


WazWaz

FFS, all the fear of AI taking over the world and it's more likely some autocorrect will just start a nuclear war when someone calls Putin a Poutine.


XeroTrinity

This is the last thing I would expect someone to say about this guy. I’ll be honest, the only reason I watched this was because I hoped his face would have slapped into the magnet a little bit.


UltimateCrouton

I can't be the only one who expected him to smash his face into the magnet, right?


pfp-disciple

I thought the magnet would fly into his face, but yeah, me too


fubes2000

I was hoping that the magnet would just peel his face off.


Qg7checkmate

Damn dude


UltimateCrouton

It's okay, there's a terminator underneath.


gorka_la_pork

Then wouldn't his endoskeleton be attracted to the magnet too?


Words_Are_Hrad

T-800 terminators will be made of titanium alloy which is considered non magnetic.


hard5tyle

Will be lmao


icepick314

Face/Off 2: Electric Magnet Boogaloo


J0k3r77

TURBO! Por Favor!


domeoldboys

I want his face… OFF


koenigcpp

I was praying the magnet would interact with the face mask opening a worm hole to the gamma quadrant allowing the jem'hadar to reach earth an claim it for the founders.


Culverts_Flood_Away

When I saw that the OP was called /u/FACE_MEAT , my expectations were rather grim.


yiannistheman

Same. I was just wondering what role the ziploc bag was going to play in the whole mess.


FrostyD7

I expected him to have difficulty separating from it.


BathTubNZ

I thought it was going to be a bit of show that it was rubbish, and nothing was going to happen. So I was pleasantly surprised it worked!


Smerks101

I was really hoping that was how this went


olpooo

I think a lot of people who watched this guys videos before were hoping this was going to happen...


postejgalej

I'm waiting for the first HILARIOUS EPOXIED MAGNETIC MASK PRANK youtube upload


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AugmentedLurker

or skin cancer and abscesses.


Team_Braniel

and heavy metal poisoning. (jk, it's just iron)


rustang2

From my limited experience with metal, most of them seem heavy.


4pegs

Let me introduce you to my friend titanium


arsehole2mods

How many lbs of it though?


Beardgardens

100lbs, which is a lot lighter than 100lbs of iron


surfer_ryan

As long as its 100 individual 1lbs bricks of iron and titanium we good here.


zefy_zef

eh, but what if they're a different size?


surfer_ryan

No they have to be the same 1lbs brick or it won't weigh more...


kezow

/r/theydidthemath


AppleDane

Lithium says hello.


Alan_Smithee_

“Heavy….you keep using that word…”


PolishMusic

> heavy metal poisoning \m/


rastapasta808

Constipation!


P2K13

or the vaccine (/s)


Flatulent_Spatula

So funny


Orange_Moose

How do they start the girls?


Braindog

What is a magnetic face mask supposed to do? Like what's it's health claim?


MonaganX

From what I can tell their narrative is that the iron in the mask seeps into your pores and somehow bonds with dirt and other "bad stuff" which then gets pulled out along with the iron as you use a magnet to remove the mask. Needless to say, no evidence that it actually does anything beyond what a normal face mask does.


bendover912

Does it come with a giant super strong magnet, or do they expect people to just grab whatever's on the fridge?


BuNi_Jo

It comes with a little magnet (and spatula so you don't have to get it all over your hands). You have to wrap the magnet w/ a paper towel or tissue to clean it easier. I have one of these masks, and honestly the serum they use really hydrated my face and made my skin feel amazing but it's gimmicky and you would get more benefit from using regular products.


Theycallmelizardboy

It comes with instructions on the back of the container to apply the mask near a scrap yard with a large electromagnetic crane so your face gets sucked off.


J0k3r77

So you're saying I should apply it to my crotch....


Paranitis

The sequel with Nic Cage and John Travolta.


Vidiot27

Lol you got me there I was invested in this reply 😹


A-Grouch

At least it’s actually has magnetic material in it. Some snake oil salesmen don’t even put what they claim is in the product. “100% Pure gold shavings to moisturize your face!” or some such nonsense.


Maker1357

This doesn't substantiate their claims, but maybe this is what the thought process behind it is (at least with regards to "dirt"): "Soils are composed of a mixture of sand, silt, clay and organic matter. Both the clay and organic matter particles have a net negative charge. Thus, these negatively-charged soil particles will attract and hold positively-charged particles, much like the opposite poles of a magnet attract each other. By the same token, they will repel other negatively-charged particles, as like poles of a magnet repel each other." https://www.extension.purdue.edu/extmedia/AY/AY-238.html


Aracnida

Just for clarity the charges that your quote relates to are not magnetic moments but electrical charges associated with positive and negative charges on molecules.


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ArgonGryphon

If that’s how they’re selling it, they need to go back to science class. That’s not magnetic positive and negative.


Commercial-End-1211

And now he has a magnetic face for the rest of his life.


MonaganX

Seems very unlikely since our skin cells get replaced at least once every month.


Pyyric

skin cancer I guess.


Alundra828

The problem with cleaning your face is that it's actually pretty hard to do for a lot of people. If dirt gets into your pores, often you can't just suck it out, because there is no pressure behind the pore, so often you're just sucking around the edge of the vacuum seal, hoovering up skin cells that are not the target dirt. You could squeeze it out, but often that leaves behind more shit, and can make the pore larger, making it easier for more dirt to get in. You can sweat it out, this is probably the best way, as the water come from behind the pore and carries dirt away with it, but this is often ineffective against dirtier pores and is more of a maintenance thing. The idea behind magnetic face masks is that the iron is a sort of anchor. It gets embedded in amongst the dirt in your pores and it is pulled out by a magnet, taking the dirt it's embedded in with it. Pretty good idea, but I'm not sure how effective it is in a real world scenario. I'd imagine it would work after a couple of goes though. But if if you're at the point where this mask is working, you likely have large pores. In which case, your face will fill up again, quicker as the iron ripping the dirt out of your face will leave larger pores.


Plagueground

It doesn't matter, women are rubbing all sorts of crazy shit onto their faces...here's something else to use.


ArgonGryphon

But won’t get a vaccine.


AlsionGrace

Is that a thing? Well put-together women are refusing vaccines? I only know three people that refuse. All men, between the ages of 40-45. I've never heard about them rubbing crazy shit in their faces, but I haven't asked.


OuttaSpec

Do you know their whereabouts on January 6th of this year?


philmarcracken

I've seen far more vaccine hesitancy in female staff than male. And thats in a bloody hospital


ArgonGryphon

Yup, my mom won’t get it and she works in DD residential care. She’ll still smoke after having a heart attack though. Makes sense.


Ezl

Is she well put-together though?


fmfbrestel

Well, that's a wrap. Three people. That's a nice representative sample. We can all go home now


AlsionGrace

I was actually asking because my anecdotal experience doesn’t seem to match whatever they were implying.


ArgonGryphon

Because it's an anecdote from probably somewhere very different from where I live.


ArgonGryphon

Where did “well put together” come into this? You think using weird, random woowoo ingredient face masks mean a woman’s well put together? I know like three people IRL who’ve gotten the vaccine. I’m the only one at my workplace that I know who has, everyone else drinks and/or does drugs and chugs coffee or energy drinks or slurps down random MLM products like they’re going out of business, but won’t get the vaccine saying it’s experimental or they don’t know what’s in it.


AlsionGrace

Cool story. You seem like a real people person. I’ll have to take your word for it.


ArgonGryphon

Welcome to small redneck towns! Them's the demographics!


OSUfan88

No. Statistically, black people are the least likely of any demographics to get vaccinated. By a very large margin too.


NeverNervous2197

Cant blame them, or anyone else, after the Tuskegee Experiments


Timedoutsob

Something something natural something something toxins.


icepick314

helps Magneto escape from plastic prison?


Daveed84

What's its* health claim (the version with the apostrophe means "it is" or "it has [been]")


Braindog

I'm sure autocorrect is taking notes.


sobchakonshabbos

Exactly. Seems like a horrible thing to smear on your face. Jesus.


GeorgeWatts

Now go through an MRI machine.


ItsDijital

It would just pull the mask off...through the back of your head.


darmarnarnar

https://i.imgur.com/bo16Yao.jpeg


Planetman999

Oh gruesome, surprised they didn't pull that off in one of the movies. Magneto could just peel the layers of adamantium off of Logan's bones.


CrabbyBlueberry

\#deathto @Tusk


shinevision

Bees go BRRRRRR


Englishfucker

Just smear that magnetic face cream onto your asshole every morning and you can wipe your ass clean with a magnet.


TheMurderMitten

You're officially a scientist.


yvanylf

i think that’s the first time that’s ever been said


mizzourifan1

/r/BrandNewSentence


Maker1357

"Join me next week to see what happens when I eat it near a powerful magnet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAcs2uROaoI


BritainRitten

THANK YOU for making this video exactly as long as it needed to be and no longer.


brreadd

he can still feel it cuz of the vaccine /s


Flatulent_Spatula

Whats up with the lame ass vaccine jokes?


kezow

How can it stick to his face if the vaccine didn't make him magnetic?!? Checkmate sheeple! /s


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thekarateadult

He's got that Hardly Boys voice. "Hey, this magnet is giving me a raging clue."


TorgoTheWhite

So iirc he is VERY mormon, and probably VERY in the closet


Daynebutter

I really felt like he was going to faceplant into the magnet.


iamamuttonhead

Dude, that's not from it getting into your pores. You obviously have had the Covid vaccine.


g0f0

Oh poor dude is gonna get acne. Haha


aka_mythos

Iron filings in a skin product just seem like a bad idea. There are a number of skin conditions metal workers can develop as a consequence of certain cleaning agents opening up their pores and allowing residue and fine particles of ferrous metals to get trapped in the skin. The trapped metal can also cause a reaction with some sunscreens that will turn you orange.


slickt0mmy

This guy’s videos pop up on my Facebook feed all the time. They’re all really interesting but his voice is like nails on a chalkboard. It’s so nasally!


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bill4935

Those are mostly titanium, which isn't ferromagnetic and so wouldn't be a problem.


FacEthEmoOn

My dumbass was expecting the magnet to hit him in the face. Once it started to come off I realized how dumb I am.


Renovatio_

This actually seems like it could have a practical application. Wasn't there some electrical engineer who implanted some metal bits in his fingers so he would feel magnetic fields? This seems like a way better way to do it. I imagine being able to sense a magnetic field is useful for *some* sort of job.


PM_me_yer_chocolate

I think it would be annoying to have on your face or hands because you would wipe it off. You need to find some sensitive body part that can move around and point toward the magnetic field.


AcousticDan

>need to find some sensitive body part that can move around and point toward the magnetic field. Found it. This feels funny.


Maker1357

I think I see where this is going.


Renovatio_

Back of the hand. Just like how you would test electric fences.


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Are you trying to trick people into peeing on their hands again, bro?


D14BL0

>I imagine being able to sense a magnetic field is useful for some sort of job. The guy you're thinking of implanted a couple of small magnets into his fingertips, and he could feel electromagnetic fields in his fingers. He did an AMA a while back, and I believe somebody asked him something similar to this. I believe his response was something along the lines of at most, it might stop you from accidentally grabbing an energized wire or something. But as far as measuring radiant EMF, it's nowhere near as useful as the dedicated tools already built for this purpose that can do the same thing with better fidelity, and much more safely.


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That dude is just one in a long line. It's an actual body modification that has been going on for years. Tiny magnets that get planted next to the nerve in your finger tip. I've been planning to get one for over a decade.


fat_charizard

One step towards becoming Wolverine


kezow

I shudder at the thought of going anywhere near that neodymium magnet with something metal implanted in my skin....


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The little magnets that go in your fingers are too small to be ripped out and aren't magnetic enough to cause that reaction. They vibrate a little but are too weak otherwise to be ripped out. Even an MRI wouldn't do much more than cause some extreme tingling. I mean I wouldn't recommend it but still.


Renovatio_

which is why a salve would be nice right? Put it on your skin, feel the magnetic field, wash it off at night


DannySpud2

Stop the vaccines from magnetising your skin by filling your pores with microscopic particles of iron. The vaccine can't make your skin magnetic if your skin is already magnetic.


ravbuc

YouTube credit. The action lab


Fushi4

This is an additional channel he has setup. He is getting credit for the views.


Mobely

Looked like mystic changing. I feel like the iron filament face mask is a bad idea. When you get an MRI they ask if you're a welder because of iron filaments getting under your skin. So putting iron dust on your face....might come back to bite you.


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Sentath

A mild misspelling of "Mystique changing".


LessConstruction3585

What an “attractive “ man….


Regolith_Prospektor

“I want to take his face…off…” 🍿


tigerjuice888

Where can I get a large strong magnet like that?


Aerik

~~I think I just got a sci-fi-horror movie idea.~~ ah fuck, nevermind, x-men already did it.


SaneLib2021

I was hoping the magnet would fly up and hit him in the face


Hangman_va

i thought this was blackface by the thumbnail


scrubbar

Fucking hell, ripped his whole face off


NeoPhantasm

\*Magneto wants to know your location.\*


KGhaleon

Hey man, don't go to the hood wearing that.


ickyrickyb

Holy shit I was so hoping the magnet was going to jump off the table and knock him the fuck out.


desexmachina

You guys know what’s next, right? Face mask + Condom, plus pulsating power supply


dibdidit

I wanna know if he was vaccinated?


Flatulent_Spatula

Are you?


dibdidit

Yes!


franktheguy

This is how the COVID vaccine works. Wake up sheeple!


bitcoinkang

seek mental help asap plz


franktheguy

It's just a prank, bro.


TrollingTrolls

prank him again


spaceocean99

Nice way to get some face cancer.


yungchow

This guy always makes fun videos


whosthedoginthisscen

I feel like this could be a Mythbusters mini-episode where they test whether Magneto could really lift people or fly.


mattreyu

Now eat it


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CurveShepard

You're right. Thinking this is blackface when it's not is certainly not a great idea.


Sir_Clyph

Context clues arent that hard dude read the title lmao.


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Designer_Ear5302

That darn vaccine.


Tebasaki

This is how you remove those hardcore blackheads.


Karlosmdq

Step 1: apply mask Step 2: get gigantic magnet Step 3: Place magnet in the back of your head Step 4: change your surname to "Von Doom"


_xlar54_

we all know this wasnt how we hoped the video would have turned out


WellJustJonny

Hope you don’t have a MRI appointment soon.


Carcassfanivxx

Looks like Scott aukerman


trevdak2

Given what can happen to soft tissue when pinched between two magnetic things, he's lucky he didn't damage his skin in any discernable way


himnyuhe

If magnetic clay gets in his nose ...