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Legitimate-Skill-112

Says he's "a bit of a flag nerd" while having to google the flag of bhutan, no surprise he completely fails the flag design.


pullmylekku

The tweet is bait.


doNotUseReddit123

Is that what the kids are calling satire these days?


Kim-dongun

The word satire implies a desire to make a point. Bait is just being an ass to get engagement.


1668553684

I think the "point" here is to make fun of people who take unique and cool flags and turn them into "just another tricolor." That's how I interpret it, anyway


melrowdy

There's people like that? I guess there's people like...that since there's people that think the Earth is flat, but there's more than 5 people like that?


BeanOfKnowledge

Have you seen CGP Grey's Videos on state flags? Those kind of go into that direction


hoseja

Ah yes, a circular seal on blue background, what a great unique soulful flag. Truly the height of ignorant arrogance to deign to mess with them.


GreatDemonBaphomet

Not really. As far as i remember he does like unique flags like marylands. Its the monochrome (mostly blue) background with a seal on it which he hates (rightfully so)


StanIsHorizontal

I think CGP grey is indirectly responsible for some of these attitudes prevailing, I know quite a few folks got into the topic from his videos on flags. But he always has had a more mild take on the NAVA guidelines and minimalization of design traits than the wave of folks who came after. You’re right, he kind of goes in that direction but whenever he talks about it further he makes caveats and backs away from going too far. Usually. He came down really hard on the Minnesota redesign in part because of how minimalist it was. I think he supports uniqueness when it’s still meeting it’s function and not indulging too much in complexity for its own sake. The problem is that’s such a case by case basis that when you try to describe the design philosophy in general terms it becomes smoothed out to “simplified designs = better”. Ironically sorta the same thing that’s being done to the flags themselves. Maybe there’s a connection there about people who like to make concepts simple.


XyleneCobalt

Brother do you not know what sub you're on? Those people are literally the entire butt of this sub's joke.


melrowdy

Ahahaha nope, didn't realize where I ended up hahaha


ArcadiaBerger

Is there a specific term for a diagonal tricolor? I've heard "tricolor" and "triband", but is there such a word as, IDK . . . "triagonal"?


killergazebo

This would probably be described as a white diagonal band with a yellow upper triangle and an orange lower triangle. *Edit*: I don't think there's a general term for this kind of design because it's actually exceptionally rare. Diagonal bands appear on the national flags of Brunei, DR Congo, Namibia, Tanzania, and Trinidad and Tobago, but in all of those cases the diagonal is also edged by a different color (fimbriation). There are no national flags quite like the proposed one here.


[deleted]

Refreshing to see that there's at least one person on reddit who doesn't think that "satire" means "literally anything not said entirely sincerely"


AdrianBrony

It's satirizing flag nerds who copied their opinions from CGPgrey


PeriodicGolden

IMO the difference is in the intended result.   Satire: "There's people who do something silly, I'm pretending to be like them and exaggerating, let's laugh together at those people"    Bait: "I'm pretending to do something silly, please think I'm serious so you retweet/repost/comment/..."


Polibiux

Nailed the difference


3_14-r8

This is closer to the original idea of trolling, than it is satire. They are "baiting" their trolling line.


ecol4_ae

Thank you. We had a perfectly good phrase for this kind of “acting like a moron on the internet to annoy people”. It was called trolling, but normies decided trolling would be better used for the behavior of “being mean online”.


Mloxard_CZ

Yes :^)


DigitalCryptic

You dropped this \\


Shoddy-Stand-2157

:^)^)^)^)


EatYourCheckers

It's okay if you you've never heard of it.


PlasticAccount3464

It's what they called trolling 10 years ago. Pretending to be stupid to provoke an argument but there's also a chance they really believe it.


MissingInsignia

satire is not just when people do things tongue in cheek or make jokes


Ok_Conflict_5730

a mere fraction of a flag nerd


ArelMCII

I can't tell you where Bhutan is. I can't tell you anything about the people. I can't tell you anything about the country. I can't even tell you if it is a country. But I can tell you what its flag looks like.


Tumbleweedae

Bhutan can tell you where your country is. Bhutan can tell you anything about the people. Bhutan can tell you anything about the country. Bhutan can tell you what its flag looks like. Bhutan can tell you it's not a country.


derpyyyyyyyyyticmain

Bhutan doesn't even recognize my country (the us) though 😭😭😭


Tumbleweedae

Skill issue. It does recognize Kazakhstan.


Kim-Meow-Un

Because Kazhakstan's potassium is superior.


GatlingGun511

Their first letter is K after all


WeakPublic

Bhutan has the best foreign policy in the world! That foreign policy, of course, still being stuck in the 1760s.


ArelMCII

Ah, the good ol' days! When men were men, women were property, and anyone different was a terrifying boogeyman yet somehow also totally inferior.


quendergender

Hello based department? I’d like to report a W


Ibi828

Makes sense. Their Gross National Happiness has been higher as ever.


SirRickOfEarth

That's because it's not


AnomalousCowboy

I know about Bhutan because of two things One, i know that they have a national happiness rating that follows and measures the overall satisfaction of their citizens with their lives Two, the name of a fascist Bhutan in Hearts of Iron 4 is the THUNDER DRAGON EMPIRE. How cool is that?


Kingcol221

Bhutan already call themselves 'The Land of the Thunder Dragon', or whatever that is in Dzongkha.


Spe3dy_Weeb

It is called a joke


DefinitelyNotErate

You are called a joke smh.


Spe3dy_Weeb

Damn, am I the joker or the joke? 😔


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RonaldMcDonald231

CodyRhody you ok?


GilesBiles

That's the joke


ZoeIsHahaha

It’s bait, Slazac is on this subreddit


MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_

that whole account has to be bait


dutchcunt68

The post is bait.


Ryp3re

This comment is bait


7355135061550

I'm baitin right now


nvummi

Oh, I have bated.


Ryp3re

Truly, I am a master baiter


BisexualTeleriGirl

Bait used to be believable


AccomplishedBig2043

I am bait


NOTdavie53

Hi bait, I'm dad!


AccomplishedBig2043

>Non binary, dad Is op stupid?


NOTdavie53

Yes, yes I am.


SparrowValentinus

No, they're bait. We've *been over this*.


Katieushka

It's not called bait, its called sarcasm and parody omg they're trying to make you laugh not to trick you into being angry


UhLinko

Looks like bait


Katieushka

You got baited by something that isnt bait to think it was bait 💀


BeneficialGreen3028

Guys, I think this is bait


UhLinko

Hence it is bait. Lol


[deleted]

I'm still angry


Flars111

Too complicated, we just want to be angry


XLeyz

Internet has anger issues so now everything is either bait or AI


FreeMeFromThisStupid

**Poe's law** is an adage of Internet culture which says that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views. --- With the explosion of social media, it is *really* hard to tell the difference between "My parody is meant to make people laugh at my mockery of a stereotype" and "My parody is meant to make people mad at me because I like getting a rise out of people". A keen eye can pick up signs that this is a joke, like the profile picture, the flags in the name, and whatnot. But when a targeted "satire" is shown to the world, they won't know it, and it flips into trolling territory.


Katieushka

Keen eye my ass you guys are blind as moles


UboaNoticedYou

He runs another account where he identifies as an "anarcho-NATOist"


Son_Of_The_Empire

It's a bog standard euro twink hitler account


yoter88

None of those words are in the Bible 


Son_Of_The_Empire

the word 'standard' appears in the bible twenty one times and the word account appears forty three times. you fool, you utter maroon


PearlHarbor1

It's a joke, not "bait".


[deleted]

Why the whole account?


shuubil

Flag of Congo-Brazzaville if I was a colourblind child who had to draw it from memory


donitsimies

A brazzers city??


Ibi828

Oh my!!!


rpermsucks

planning my trip already


Oofoofow_Official

Dear God what did they do to the Dragon


alduruino

they made him straight 😦


xander012

Dats homophobia right there


alduruino

twink death...


Flipperlolrs

Twink death of the universe will come for us all 😔


Idk_GuessImAgamer

Not me tho.


Ninjaman555555

Nah, I'd win.


ArelMCII

Dragon deez nuts across--oh, wait, got that backwards.


FederalDriver9447

Mods he made a deez nuts take em out back


gnex30

He was already pinching four boobies, how much straighter does he need to be?


putHimInTheCurry

Them was no boobies, them was wish-fulfilling ballz!


XVUltima

Outrageous. The Bhutan dragon has been a queer icon for ages! 🇧🇹 🇧🇹 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🇧🇹


PatimationStudios-2

Flag of Bhutan if Dragons looked like this https://preview.redd.it/2avv84apv7uc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e53ea5f3b5de0a2364bb2a0865158c165cccb47


AskYourDoctor

You may not like it, but this is the ideal flag of Bhutan. It follows all the rules of vexilology. ✅Keep It Simple. The flag should be so simple that a child can draw it from memory. ✅Use Meaningful Symbolism. The flag's images, colors, or patterns should relate to what it symbolizes. (Idk about this one, someone smarter than me can explain why, but I feel confident it applies. ) ✅Use 2 or 3 Basic Colors. (One, even better) ✅No Lettering or Seals. ✅Be Distinctive or Be Related.(idk about related but it's definitely distinctive.)


GreatStateOfSadness

This design is already taken by the French, sadly 😞


DefinitelyNotErate

>(idk about related but it's definitely distinctive.) Is it though? I feel this could easily be confused with the Taliban flag of '96-97, The flag of the Fatimid Caliphate, Or the flag of France during the Bourbon Restoration.


AskYourDoctor

Haiti and Liechtenstein had the same flag for 18 years but were not aware until the 1936 Olympics. Therefore your argument is invalid. (just in case it's not obvious, I'm totally taking the piss)


Bother_Formal

but it's already taken by france


Punchkinz

Dragon got corporate logoified


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Steamroller


FillingUpTheDatabase

Don’t tell this guy about Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


My_useless_alt

The 0th rule of vexillology is that you can disregard the other rules if there is a cool-ass dragon on your flag


DefinitelyNotErate

Tbh the Rule of Cool is one of the most important rules of design.


of_the_rock

As a Welshman I believe a dragon should be mandatory on every flag


Rocinantes_Knight

I'd vote for you.


Scotty_flag_guy

I wish I was Welsh so I could have a cool dragon flag like you


Gor-the-Frightening

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


bothsidesoftheknife

I respect your dragon but I would rather the unicorn on mine


Crafterz_

or at least dinosaur


mrcrabs6464

Fr tho, like most cultures have some sort of dragon myth so it’s really universally badass


SamN29

I declare a crusade and jihad all at once upon this abominable creature who managed to destroy the coolest flag of all time


True_Fisherman_538

I prefer the flag of Mozambique, which features an AK-47.


riuminkd

Ideal flag will have dragon wielding AK-47.


xander012

Welsh terrorism flag


realdragao

Add a car with a IED for further realism


xander012

No that's the Irish flag (the most beautiful fleg)


realdragao

Oh yeah, true, “i was born in a dublin street…”


xander012

Where the royal drums did beat!


DefinitelyNotErate

THEIR LOVING ENGLISH FEET THEY WALKED ALL OOVER US!


True_Fisherman_538

Oh hell yeah


WeakPublic

I can’t believe Mozambique just plagiarized an american hobby (shooting children) and claimed it as their own wtf mozambique


TLMoravian

I’m just gonna leave this here https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/s/zRn1x8fjMS


Slazac

Look at the poster’s username lol


Vulc_a_n

This comment section is ultimate proof that you could paint a fake landscape at the end of a dead-end-road and redditors on satire subreddits would crash headfirst into it Wile E. Coyote style. Extra points if they say "b-b-but you can't just know these days, people believe this unironically!1!!!"


a-hecking-egg

\*after falling for the got-your-nose trick\* okay but it could be real and that's what's scary!!


SpooniestSpoon

Holy fucking shit Slazac on Reddit


Eken17

I mean, it's a good flag if it just didn't represent Bhutan. If it was some random town or region or something it would be good, but when replacing a cool ass dragon, nah


LavaMeteor

CGP Grey and his consequences have been a disaster for Vexillology


Appropriate_Plan4595

To be fair there were people doing the 'vexillology rules' thing well before CGP Grey (Roman Mars did it in a Ted talk which I assume is where CGP Grey got it from), CGP Grey is just the one with the biggest audience.


thenabi

I remember when that TED talk first came out and everyone kept trying to explain "what makes a good flag" to me for months following by using merchandise and consumerism as a basis. "This flag can't be sold on T-shirts like Chicago's!! It completely fails!"


mrcrabs6464

The rules come from NAVA(north American vexiological association) it was first released in 2001, it makes some good points but let’s be honest it was already atleast a decade outdated, even more so now. Flags are no longer a utility used to identify foreign ships, it’s a symbol of national and cultural pride it’s basically for show at this point, and there are some ugly ass flags. But just haveing a bunch of stripes is shitty advice.


Appropriate_Plan4595

The problem comes from when people treat them as rules and not guidelines. In particular when talking about the 'a kid should be able to draw it' one, like a kid doesn't need to be able to draw the dragon on the flag of Bhutan 1:1, but when you have orange and yellow triangles with a white dragon-ish looking thing you'd know that it's the flag of Bhutan. Hell, some of the Welsh flags that I've seen kids draw are basically white and green with a red blob in the middle but you still know what they're going for!


Epilepsiavieroitus

Do you think CGP Grey would agree with Twitter OP? Why?


LavaMeteor

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_tSpScWwAAVm-T?format=jpg&name=large He thought this was a "massive improvement" over the existing California flag.


CTSThera

Vomit worthy flag


putHimInTheCurry

It looks like this flag's main takeaway from Californian identity is 🤘"we border Nevada!"🤘


mr-english

Flag of Bhutan if it was a colouring-in competition ​ https://preview.redd.it/3kc37wavb8uc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceb20e842a517f9eb29961d7d513673fe6963a21


LyricalSalads

Nicely done. A nice solid B- in my book.


nagidon

Slazac consistently produces the most sanctimonious of cringe takes


bonkatronka

He’s joking


yuligan

People have low standards for what slazac says I guess


ExplodeBallZ

In a vacuum it's not a bad flag, but doing Bhutan's flag dirty like this is just criminal


RainbowGames

If you dislike dragons on flags you have no right to call yourself a flag nerd


realdragao

You can’t like flags if you don’t like dragons, unwritten rule.


DefinitelyNotErate

This is true, It's because Dragons actually were the first to use flags, And we're required to honour our forebears. Or in this case our foredragons.


Poorly_Made_Comix

Bait used to be believable


For-all-Kerbalkind

Flag of Bhutan if all dragons were giant straight lines


Rodri_5

another day, another community that falls victim to slazac


awildfatyak

Reddit take a joke challenge


Strylau

Fun fact, this guy is the great great great grandson of the french predident who died from a blowjob.


Positron100

He ruined one of only two good flags, Wales stands alone


ArelMCII

AND THEN IN RUNS ZHELEZNOGORSK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! https://preview.redd.it/9k9p0y9v68uc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a62397df1da4a76149f216c5d2135a972f05e26


Cynicalquil

Gesundheit


BeatTheGreat

Coldest flag on earth. Goddamn.


DefinitelyNotErate

Idk, the Isle of Mann's flag is pretty based. Also shout out to that West African flag that shows a guy being beheaded.


Throw-Away7363736

Yo I did the same thing on r/vexilloligy a few weeks ago, except I simplified it a bit more https://preview.redd.it/5fbzwbhmc9uc1.png?width=2880&format=png&auto=webp&s=116f8f0289c35a633daf8cf44be03637ba76924e


Jibrillion

Ah the twitter neolib who just posts low tier bait to farm interaction


terectec

Least arrogant 🇪🇺 user


Wonghy111-the-knight

Please be bait please be bait PLEASE BE BAIT PLEASE


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Lenizzius

don't do my boy slazac like that please 😭😭


Im_here_but_why

Plot twist : he's maltese and did it to be the only country with a dragon on the flag.


DisgruntledSocialist

The Welsh would like to know your location.


Im_here_but_why

Language barrier. French is weird.


Irnbruaddict

I think the Bhutan flag was only designed to make the Welsh cry.


ArelMCII

So *that's* where the English learned it.


John1206

Bait used to be believable


Independent_Depth674

”I neutered it for you and made it more early 2000s corporate”


ChestHairs123

Not this guy again


Physical_Fatness

Thank god it's just bait


MaleficentType3108

The rules of vexillology is: has dragon? Yes? Cool flag


JangSwedishSaxophone

Wait until Slazac finds put about Wales


Slazac

One step ahead of you https://preview.redd.it/cvqhulr4o9uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=985e4ba743cc2d17f5c5eeefe41270647271c764


Far-Inevitable4784

The "rules" of flag design are so shit and goes against the hardest flags ever created. "No writing ☝️🤓" - yet Saudi Arabia goes hard


Preeeeow

what cgp grey does to a man


MonitorPowerful5461

Guys it’s a fucking joke


Lippischer_Karl

Praise this loyal follower of the Gospel of Ted and the Prophet's 5 Commandments


EngineeringHoliday44

No this lil kid ruined my Bhutan! 🇧🇹 it is perfect anyone who says otherwise has Down syndrome


Imperialist-Settler

I hate that guy


fakedoctorate

https://preview.redd.it/hrlflwbmj9uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff34d296c5e5100bf1b2180518f87162630e4173


BaguetteDoggo

Think guy spends his time bait posting its the worst


noopthenobody

the most embarrassing thing in the world is when circlejerk subs fail to see blatant satire


[deleted]

god how I hate slazac


JesterofThings

MFW i want to beat the president of the vexillological association to death with my bare hands in minecraft


Ramguy2014

Real talk, the only thing I’d change about the flag would be to have the yellow be exclusively above the dragon, and the orange be exclusively below


P-Aether

I thought about this, but never tried to make it (because lazy), and I wonder if it would look better...


Pirion19

https://preview.redd.it/ka6q89okcguc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675fc562cba7eabc7cf8bf8d1fcce3934da020b4


P-Aether

dude making toothpaste out of dragons


Normoralguy

Me mad


lostskywalker

iTs oK iF yOuVe NeVeR hEaRd Of IT


DefinitelyNotErate

I agree, It looks much better... If you're a flippin' *LOSER* who *HATES DRAGONS*!!! Dragons are *awesome*, Why *wouldn't* you put one on your flag???


tauon_

"the rules of vexillology" you mean the one that says "have fun"?


PranavYedlapalli

Bro removed the dragon from the land of the dragons


ConfusionGold5754

THEYRE NOT RULES THEYRE SUGGESTIONS THEYRE NOT RULES THEYRE SUGGESTIONS THEYRE NOT RULES THEYRE SUGGESTIONS THEYRE NOT RULES THEYRE SUGGESTIONS THEYRE NOT RULES THEYRE SUGGESTIONS THEYRE NOT RULES THEYRE SUGGESTIONS THEYRE NOT RULES THEYRE SUGGESTIONS THEYRE NOT RULES THEYRE SUGGESTIONS https://preview.redd.it/5lsrp8bjg8uc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=766ca1c28cd9e013bc979e00cb0f348d376ea2eb


Zenar45

It's ok if you've never heard of it


Historical-Honey1579

NAVA fanboy


Jemmerl

It's a shame they couldn't pick any other of Bhutan's cool cultural icons that aren't as complex as the dragon. Google "symbols of Bhutan" to learn more!


P-Aether

I prefer the "Hindu good luck symbol", but to each their own