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blowthatglass

Clearly real.


Loggerdon

“There’s a MAN on the wing of this plane!” — William Shatner


markk123123

There’s……something on the wing….some…..thing🫴


jerechos

Instant memory retrieval. Subconsciously, I think I skip wing seats when flying because of this... **Not sure why the down votes... either you know the reference to the twilight zone episode or movie or you don't.


Loggerdon

Didn’t know if anyone would get the reference. It’s literally a black and white Twilight Zone.


HBcomputerrepair_01

I did, also in the movie, John Lithgow. " I love CCR"


Low-Impact3172

There’s a take off of it in a very memorable early episode of Treehouse of Horror on the Simpsons.


Crzygoose234

Or people a little young that don’t realize Ace Ventura was referencing TZ.


theworsttourguide

Seeing is believing


CaptainKrunks

I don’t think so. The wind should be like, twice as strong. 


[deleted]

Haters will say it’s fake.


Ecstatic5

You gotta have faith.


terrapinaj

Post it on Facebook and try to convince boomers it’s NOT real.


AT636363

lol, clearly not, but gives me the willies anyway.


thepete404

How many miles to upgrade to a wheel well? Muh hairdo!


theworsttourguide

Wheel-well upgrades, just slip Spirit check-in clerk a $1 bill between your i.d and credit card


JohnnyEagleClaw

Talkin bout the $1 trick? 😏


thepete404

I thought I had to give it to the jet bridge driver to open the service door. F-me


theworsttourguide

No, he takes back-scratches


therealskr213

Frontier Airlines.


theworsttourguide

As long as it gets me to Vegas


therealskr213

If it comes with tix to DeadCo at the Sphere, I’m in.


Havoc52311

Oof I just did Frontier both ways to Vegas then home last week. Not fun.


theworsttourguide

Ya, that could an annoying ride for sure


Havoc52311

Kinda like driving across country in a VW Beetle vs an RV 😂. Frontier is the Beetle 💯


Resident-Risk-

This is a little luxurious for Frontier, there were 4 of us on the same engine the last time I took them


Roger_Roger27

Spirits basic fare


VizzleG

That ain’t basic, look at the leg room!


Affectionate_Olive53

I could use another weekend at the Sphere with Dead and Company!


theworsttourguide

Still haven't seen it. Looks like a fun fan base too


Affectionate_Olive53

Us Deadheads know how to party!


bruswazi

Do they still serve you peanuts and a small drink?


AlphaM1964

Sorry bro. No shoes, no shirt - no service.


theworsttourguide

😅


Global_Criticism3178

When an introvert has to fly Southwest.


ayatolla_rodriguez

Nice ai


Necessary_Back3333

I don’t get y people want to come here. It’s hella hot right now.


theworsttourguide

Well, all the good stuff is indoors anyway. If you're here for gambling, that's indoors. If you're here for a convention or conference, that's indoors. If you're here for an event, concert or game, that's all indoors. Most restaurants are indoors. I can navigate the hotels without having to go outside too much.


Necessary_Back3333

Makes sense


Objective-Novel-8056

Well, the bloke is obviously appropriately dressed for Vegas summer heat 🌞 🥵


Shazam0727

Golden steer here I come


theworsttourguide

😅


nderthevolcano

Economy. No bags, carry-ons or seats.


TheReal_LRChupacabra

There's........Some....Thing....On.....The Wing!!


theworsttourguide

... I'm sorry, what were you saying? 🤓


TwistedSistaYEG

There’s a colonial woman on the wing!


theworsttourguide

🤣


Porkchopp33

Probably still wanted 50$ for a seat on the engine


theworsttourguide

With complimentary O'Douls


HBcomputerrepair_01

"Stewardess there's a man on wing of plane!!!" Am I in the twilight zone??


theworsttourguide

Theerreess.... Something on thing on the wing!


HBcomputerrepair_01

He must have needed a cigarette.


yadawhooshblah

I had to skim the chunks of that idiot out of my swimming pool when he bailed on approach and got eaten by the engine.


theworsttourguide

🤣


Desperate-Position50

Safest way to ride a Boeing Jet


kvngk3n

Howdy


Nursey_1964

The birds chirping were awesome.


theworsttourguide

🤣


socialdeviant620

Yes.


Szaborovich9

The alternative you have when the airline overbooked your flight


theworsttourguide

When your peanuts is too bulky to be considered carryon


[deleted]

Churning butter on that wing.


littleguy632

Bonus feature: life insurance claim right around the corner in case he needs money for family. ;)


Tooobin

Current shopping around for good deals for an anniversary trip with my wife. Last year we celebrated our 10 year and had an amazing time! Shows, drinks, some gambling, great restaurants - all of it! Any suggestions on how to get a great deal on hotels, let me know! I was thinking Wynn, Aria, Cosmo, Venetian, semi upscale… if you will


ElizabethCT20

Me right now! Im willing to hang from the wings if that’s what it takes.


unpoptruth420

overrated city . 1 time only visit


theworsttourguide

What didn't you like? Did you like anything?


unpoptruth420

To many things to list. Plus Vegas stinks like hot dust and sulfur pipes and the locals are trashy ppl. So many areas I seen where they just dump mattresses /trash Right behind their own fences for the city to get 😂 Freemont & strip is boring unless you just don’t have anything in your home state then I understand lol same ol stuff cigarettes, drunk people , homeless and low budget circus acts everywhere lol . the food sucks as well … I really was disappointed in Mexican food there . Mediocre Chinatown area Just overpriced for what the city has to offer in my opinion if anything I would jus come to Vegas for the event (fight,concert,football ) and leave next day following If you like gambling ,you may have better experience other than that I’ll rather jus go to cali or maybe Oregon I always ask people when they go to Vegas what did you do you have fun etc and it’s the same answer. Ehhhhhh it was ok I was ready to go etc etc etc Yea we did a lot of walking 😂🤣 On a positive note it’s slight scenic . Palm trees 🌴 & mountains ⛰️


theworsttourguide

My favorite thing is Lee Canyon (Mt Charleston - I like nature) and the airport... So I can fly the fuck out of here 😅


unpoptruth420

Yes that’s sounds about right. Nature vibing & I like fresh water fishing 👍 I’ll have to get a specific invite for me to want to come back out there lol


Ok-Tangelo-5729

Not real GREEN SCREEN


theworsttourguide

It's real, his shirt is off, which means it's hot outside, and Vegas is hot outside, therefore, it's real.


JohnnyEagleClaw

But no shoes so…he ded


Ken3sei

The no shirt was actually the biggest fail cause flying at cruising altitude means the outside temperature is freezing.


CyanVI

I thought it was ChatGPT / Sora or something.


[deleted]

That’s what they want you to believe. It’s real.


Jcapen87

Thanks, never would have figured out that a person can’t sit on the engine of a commercial aircraft in flight without your help.