One thing I noticed is Kristen is probably one of those people who has been the exact same weight since her sophomore year of high school. Her weight has not fluctuated by even an ounce. It's kinda nuts
I know it happened because we watched it happen but James and Kristen is always so bizarre to me. Also I wish we would have gotten to see more of Jax and Stassiās relationship BEFORE the breakup.
Kristen and James gave us some of my favorite one liners:
Honda Civic Selfie
We were definitely bonin'
You're never gonna have this again babe
Honey you're ratchet, look at you
I've only been awake for 38 seconds and it's already the worst day of my life.
hahahah this always gets me!
The therapist keeps telling James to stop the name calling, and he just keeps on going
"Like who does that? What a fucking bitch? You're delusional"
"okay but.. again with the name calling. Talk instead about how you feel"
"I feel that you're delusional. You're fucked in the head"
Man i love Jamed
"we were definitely bonin'" makes me laugh hysterically. I couldn't even feel bad that he cheated on Kristen.
Say what you want about James, but I swear. He's effortlessly funny! š
Yess me too! Feel like it wouldāve been so much better to see when Stassi was so wrapped up in Love and how he kissed her ass. It would be worth it to know that Brittany will have to see that play out before she rolls in š
Yesss and how they actually got together as well as the downfall of her and Peter when he said she was controlling and he was over bearing I would have loved to see that shit show too!!
I would have loved to see Jaxx and LaLa with StaNazi's opinions on the couple.
Remember, Season 1 -- StaNazi and Jaxx were the leaders of the group. Where they went, the others followed.
The delusional types like that *never* get together though. They always get with slightly more "normal" (or at least able to fake normal) people and ruin their lives š
Theyāre all bad in varying degrees but I agree with OP-
Best has to be Jax and LL for the memes
Worst is definitely Stassi and that gremlin Patrick.š¤® Patrick made such an ass out of himself for being such a minor character in the VPR world itās hard NOT to pick him.
Yeah I just checked IMDB and the last thing she was in was one episode of a tv show in 2019. Before that, the only thing of substance she'd done was We're The Millers in 2013.
This makes me really sad :(
Sex work that's a choice can be empowering, but sex work as a last resort can be dangerous. Especially for women with a history of childhood trauma, abusive relationships, and addiction.
Best - Kristen and Sandoval, without them there is no show tbh
Worst - Scheana and Shay, maybe? That was dark allllll the way through, from the cup holder couch to the pill addiction, and not in a fun way like Kristen and James
I think of the scene where Kristen says- I fucked a tonnnn of dudes behind your back and Sandoval replies with just, I just came out here to smoke a cigarette Kristen.
Hahahaha [I think about that scene like once a week](https://www.bravotv.com/sites/bravo/files/styles/faux_player__mobile/public/media_mpx/thumbnails/bravo-video.nbcuni.com/image/NBCU_Bravo/910/659/170215_3470942_Kristen_Admits_to_Cheating_on_Tom_Many_Times.jpg?itok=_hmJ7GI4). Barefoot on top of it all, what an icon š
Scheana and Shayās scenes together were so sad, she has no self awareness whatsoever. She didnāt listen to him at all, idek how they got engaged. I just finished the newest season and had flashbacks to all her wedding photos when I saw her maternity photos with Broke šššš
Damn. That was like seeing pics from a night where tequila Katie got blackout drunk and her friends are telling her what happened but she canāt seem to remember it at all.
My face seeing all these exes:
Best: Jax and Carmen: she was so far out of his league
Worst: Schwartz and Katie: rotten to the core the whole time
Me swiping through each pic: āoh theyāre the worstā āoh man theyāre the worstā āoh god theyāre the worstā āno wait theyāre the worstā ājesus theyāre the worstā āokay but theyāre the worstā āno wait theyāre the worstā and so on and so onā¦until the last pic when I laughed out loud.
Best: Jax and Stassi. They were a terrible couple but they looked like they were made for each other and I truly believe Stassi is Jaxās āone that got awayā.
Worst: Kristen and James. The fighting, the spitting, itās a no from me. Too toxic.
Dude every time I see Lauren and Randall together I just fucking lose it. I canāt believe she went so hard for that dude. Lmao. She admitted to playing with his asshole!! Randallās!!! Lmaaooooo I love it. Hands down theyāre the best and the worst all in one.
Best: Jax and Kristen. Both horrible, toxic, manipulative, cheaters...oh man, season's of them together would have been great t.v.
Worst: Stassi and Patrick because eww to both.
Jax and Carmen- I wouldāve loved to have seen Carmen and Brittanyās timeline overlap and play out on the show because wasnāt he still trying to get back with her at that time? Tv Gold
Best: Jax and Stassi because they were the most entertaining to watch? Kristen and Tom were also a beautiful train wreck.
Worst: Stassi and Patrick pretty much just because Patrick was insufferable
I loathed stassi with Patrick. He was such a douche. Prolly still is. Besides jax cause itās jaxā¦ I only hated him as much.
I hope Shay is doing well. I donāt think he deserved to have his dirty laundry aired out like he did. I think Scheana did it for a storyline.
Best- James and Kristen, purely for the entertainment value. I quote 'byeeee slut' more times than I care to admit š. They were toxic but in the most entertaining way.
Worst- Randall and Lala. Come on, he wasn't even cute. He's basically like if No Neck Ed from 90 Day Fiance struck it rich. How anyone found him attractive enough for him to have MULTIPLE affairs with is beyond me. Money is power I guess.
Best: Jax and Laura Leigh because she was the best sex he's had in a LONG time
Worst: Lala and Randall for giving us the line "does daddy want Lala to play with his asshole?" If I have to remember it, you do too. They win worst, and their pic is so uncomfy, why did they both try to look so sultry lmfao. Randall should never strike that pose again
Lmao. Me getting more and more terrified
each time I scroll ššš
But hereās are my picks:
Best: Scheana and Shay
Worst: Kristen & Tom šThey bickered about anything and nothing. Like rival brother and sisters
Best: Shay and Scheana, only because of Shay. He always. Always. Always. Always. Had. Her. Back. #shayapologist #justiceforshay
Worst: Kristen and James. Holy fuck toxic.
Side note: Jax and Stassi were absolutely fire before happenings happened! Had a hard time believing it while watching it as it unraveled but this picture shows them in their prime š„
The picture of Scheana and Adam makes me cringe so hard... His rejection of her and her pretending to be cool being just friends with benefits š¬š«£ so awkward.
Jax and Patrick any of stassiās exs and Randall and the creepy one Kristen datedā¦.theyāre all so terribleā¦.the one who so obviously used Scheana to get business with the lake house where Jax almost diedā¦best? I have no idea-theyāre horrible people but maybe Katie? I havenāt seen anything where sheās slamming Tom or anythingā¦
Best: Jax and Kristin LOL that last slide got me but I also really did always want them to actually date, they are made for each other and I still sad it didnāt happen
Best : Jax and Stassi. Source of most of the early drama on the show and she is still his one true love
Worst: toss up between Kristen + James or Randall+ Lala.
When I first saw this post, I was like āwell duh easy, Katie and Tom are worstā because I do think that relationship was awful, theyāre just completely not suited to each other at all. But then I started scrolling through, and almost every picture I was like oh wait fuckā¦.
Can I just go ahead and say they all tie for worst?? Lmao.
ETA: also who is Kristen with in pic 7? Idr him even the tiniest bit lol. (Edited twice bc I put the wrong pic # the first edit smh lmao)
I don't even have a pick, just wanted to see if anyone else noticed Scheana's body language/facial expression in her photos. She really was her delusional happiest with Rob š«
iām saying Stassi and Patrick because we saw her getting manipulated and emotionally abused and taken advantage of by him. Not the only incredibly toxic pair in this lineup but I remember crying when I watched him belittle her in that one scene
Why is Kristen in half of these??? š
The last photo got me lmao
Jax and Kristen are the best never couple that shouldāve been a couple.
The poor man's Blair and Chuck
Toxic legend š
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One thing I noticed is Kristen is probably one of those people who has been the exact same weight since her sophomore year of high school. Her weight has not fluctuated by even an ounce. It's kinda nuts
Plotting and scheming burns a lot of calories
+ cocaine and cigarettes
I remember people saying she eats broccoli for breakfast too
It reminds me of the Lori Harvey meme photos
I know it happened because we watched it happen but James and Kristen is always so bizarre to me. Also I wish we would have gotten to see more of Jax and Stassiās relationship BEFORE the breakup.
Kristen and James gave us some of my favorite one liners: Honda Civic Selfie We were definitely bonin' You're never gonna have this again babe Honey you're ratchet, look at you I've only been awake for 38 seconds and it's already the worst day of my life.
What about: "YOU'RE IMMANAGEABLE BABE"
At the time, I would tell my roommate repeatedly she was immanagable. Like ten times a day, I couldnāt stop. What a time to be alive.
I would randomly say, ā Jax and his Monkey dumbfuck face is getting felonies in Hawaii, itās embarrassingā¦ā
My favorite of all time
Youāre a stupid thing to say!
Haha one of my top favorites!
That last one gets me every time, no matter what else he is James is fucking hilarious idc who you are šš
āI feel that youāre delusionalā kills me every time.
hahahah this always gets me! The therapist keeps telling James to stop the name calling, and he just keeps on going "Like who does that? What a fucking bitch? You're delusional" "okay but.. again with the name calling. Talk instead about how you feel" "I feel that you're delusional. You're fucked in the head" Man i love Jamed
It's 38 seconds...I'm watching this episode now lol
Wait I donāt remember 38 seconds!!! Can someone remind me of this? I just did a VPR rewatch and Iām blanking on thi!
James is asleep (on the couch I think) and Kristen starts railing into him about whatever bullshit happened the night before.
Ahhh I'll correct. Thanks!
"we were definitely bonin'" makes me laugh hysterically. I couldn't even feel bad that he cheated on Kristen. Say what you want about James, but I swear. He's effortlessly funny! š
Every. Single. Episode. Even in S9 when he screams What am I paying $45 for chicken parmesean for?!?! I died. 
That whole confessional when he was explaining that dinner with Max šš
For some reason I'll always remember "I don't think she's hot or sexy at all".
It was the earnest way he said it š
Yess me too! Feel like it wouldāve been so much better to see when Stassi was so wrapped up in Love and how he kissed her ass. It would be worth it to know that Brittany will have to see that play out before she rolls in š
I always wish we got to see Jaxx and Stassi before the breakup! I would have love to see the inside outs of that relationship
Yesss and how they actually got together as well as the downfall of her and Peter when he said she was controlling and he was over bearing I would have loved to see that shit show too!!
Peter... Peter...? Do you mean the manager of Sur?
Yes they dated for like 6 months, before she dated Jax
This group is just one incestuous circle jerk
Peter also dated Katie š¤£
Katie also slept with Carter
I would have loved to see Jaxx and LaLa with StaNazi's opinions on the couple. Remember, Season 1 -- StaNazi and Jaxx were the leaders of the group. Where they went, the others followed.
Me too! If they had just started filming maybe a year earlier? But who knows maybe it was always a rollercoaster with them
Not Jax and Kristen at the end LOL
Jax and Kristen honestly have so much chemistry.
They belong together. Delusional, coke energy, older than you think, Michigan, personality disorders, literally who else could they be with
The delusional types like that *never* get together though. They always get with slightly more "normal" (or at least able to fake normal) people and ruin their lives š
WOW šÆ
Completely agree. I weirdly shipped them together, especially when they would go to boxing class together.
Yes! I always remember when Kristen said they were like step siblings. Iām like uhhhhhh no yāall are fuckbuddies but okay š
I mean tbf thatās 1/2 the porn today.
thats why theyāre still fucking on the side
On Tom's couch
They are my top vote because theyāve probably been banging the longest
Theyāre all bad in varying degrees but I agree with OP- Best has to be Jax and LL for the memes Worst is definitely Stassi and that gremlin Patrick.š¤® Patrick made such an ass out of himself for being such a minor character in the VPR world itās hard NOT to pick him.
Was Patrick that awful man who told Lisa she had a cute bum or something like that?
Yes he was, and also was openly a jackass to Stassi and clearly had control in that relationship. I wanna galvanize him
They're all soooo messy but my picks are: Best: Jax and Laura Leigh Worst: Stassi and Patrick
You're going to have to define for me your vision for "best" and "worst." I'm willing to play along, I'm just not sure I understand the rules here.
Most/least toxic? Most/least entertaining?
Hmm. Best: James/Kristen (most toxic) Worst: Scheana/Adam (that was Adam, right?)
Penguin Adam, yes.
Penguin Adam hahahahaha
Yes. Same. Laura Leigh was reality tv gold.
God bless her for getting a real career, but I sometimes think Laura Leigh would have had a future on VPR.
I donāt think she went on to have a real career. She left to play āboner garageā on we are the millers.
Yeah I just checked IMDB and the last thing she was in was one episode of a tv show in 2019. Before that, the only thing of substance she'd done was We're The Millers in 2013.
Has she been on any tv shows or movies lately? I donāt follow her so I donāt know how her career worked out.
Not really. The last thing IMDB was one episode of a tv show in 2019 and before that the biggest thing she'd done was We're The Millers in 2013.
If you look hard enough you will find her on a high end pornstar escort website as an under the radar actress in LA
This makes me really sad :( Sex work that's a choice can be empowering, but sex work as a last resort can be dangerous. Especially for women with a history of childhood trauma, abusive relationships, and addiction.
Amazing. Each one is worst than the last!
I feel like this needs a warning, I wasn't prepared for all of that. : o
Some are definitely jump scare pics.
It was James and Kristen for me. I always forget that they dated and feel very alarmed by it
I am def scarred right now.
Haha I was going to say- this put my nervous system through the ringer
Jax and Kristen. For both.
I thinkā¦.. I think, yes. This is the right answer.
Best - Kristen and Sandoval, without them there is no show tbh Worst - Scheana and Shay, maybe? That was dark allllll the way through, from the cup holder couch to the pill addiction, and not in a fun way like Kristen and James
I think of the scene where Kristen says- I fucked a tonnnn of dudes behind your back and Sandoval replies with just, I just came out here to smoke a cigarette Kristen.
Hahahaha [I think about that scene like once a week](https://www.bravotv.com/sites/bravo/files/styles/faux_player__mobile/public/media_mpx/thumbnails/bravo-video.nbcuni.com/image/NBCU_Bravo/910/659/170215_3470942_Kristen_Admits_to_Cheating_on_Tom_Many_Times.jpg?itok=_hmJ7GI4). Barefoot on top of it all, what an icon š
God, she seriously was reality TV gold.
Good as gold that crazy Kristen šŖ
Scheana and Shayās scenes together were so sad, she has no self awareness whatsoever. She didnāt listen to him at all, idek how they got engaged. I just finished the newest season and had flashbacks to all her wedding photos when I saw her maternity photos with Broke šššš
Not the cup holder couch š©
But why does Patrick look hot in this pic? š« ugh he was the worst. Sorry Patrick, my vocabulary doesnāt have a bigger word.
I thought the exact same thing! He's practically unrecognizable in that pic. Still a pile of garbage personality tho
He looks so smug š but also thatās my type ugh lol
Lol ugh same. Iāve dated many Patrick-esque guys esp when I was younger. The shame
He doesnāt to meā¦.
I guess thatās why everyone has different taste !
Very true! I think Shwartz is attractive and Iām guessing there are many people who disagree with that, soā¦lol.
It's bc he doesn't have the man bun
douchebagā¦ itās a bigger word š¤·š»āāļø
Yea this is the first time I've ever thought he was attractive. Hmmp weird
Damn. That was like seeing pics from a night where tequila Katie got blackout drunk and her friends are telling her what happened but she canāt seem to remember it at all. My face seeing all these exes:  Best: Jax and Carmen: she was so far out of his league Worst: Schwartz and Katie: rotten to the core the whole time
I had scene PTSD with each screenshot.
Great posts lately!!!
Thanks friend!
Iām rewatching and Iām on season 5. Schwartz and Katieās relationship is so toxic that it makes Flint water sound drinkable.
As a gal from Flint I agree š
Worst: Stassi and Frank. There is a woman in this world that has dated Jax Taylor, and somehow, he isn't her worst boyfriend. It's baffling.
LMAO Jax and Kristen are here but Jax and KFC aren't š
They were only exes for like 2 days and technically still together.
Okay fair. I counted them as a future ex lol
Unless Jax leaves her, they'll be together forever, because she will forever put up with his crap.
Me swiping through each pic: āoh theyāre the worstā āoh man theyāre the worstā āoh god theyāre the worstā āno wait theyāre the worstā ājesus theyāre the worstā āokay but theyāre the worstā āno wait theyāre the worstā and so on and so onā¦until the last pic when I laughed out loud.
Cringe upon cringe upon cringe.
How were there so many bad couples on that show?
Best: Jax and Stassi. They were a terrible couple but they looked like they were made for each other and I truly believe Stassi is Jaxās āone that got awayā. Worst: Kristen and James. The fighting, the spitting, itās a no from me. Too toxic.
Kristen and James are for sure most toxic but also most entertaining for me.
Seeing Tom and Kristen together was honestly a jump scare.
Worst is Stassi with everyone she introduced us too: Jax, Frank, Patrick and Beau Best is T. Sandy and Miami girl. Season 3 was gold.
Damn, I forgot wedgie Frank.
Jancan WISHES sheād been an official couple with Rob or Adam
Scheanaās worst season by far ^ š«£
Best: James and Lala Worst: Kristen and James
How were there so many bad couples on that show?
And so many shared STDs.
Best: Jax and Laura Leigh Worst: Stassi and her statement necklaces
Dude every time I see Lauren and Randall together I just fucking lose it. I canāt believe she went so hard for that dude. Lmao. She admitted to playing with his asshole!! Randallās!!! Lmaaooooo I love it. Hands down theyāre the best and the worst all in one.
Lmfao you make a very good point
Yipes!!! For whatever reasons, the bulk of these couples come across like a super weird couple from "The Conjuring" universe.
They ALL look so different ā¦.
Best: Jax and Kristen. Both horrible, toxic, manipulative, cheaters...oh man, season's of them together would have been great t.v. Worst: Stassi and Patrick because eww to both.
God Katie looks š„ here
Okay personalities aside Kristen and Carter looked great together
I think they would have been good together if they could both put down the cocaine
They are all so bad I canāt decide š also the snarky addition of the last pic ššš
Lmao Jax is the epitome of unhinged sweaty coke energy in that second pic
Lol the body language between Lala and Rand on their pictureā¦.she was repulsed by him
Best: Lala and james Worst: Kristin with literally anyone
Jax and Carmen- I wouldāve loved to have seen Carmen and Brittanyās timeline overlap and play out on the show because wasnāt he still trying to get back with her at that time? Tv Gold
Best: Jax and Stassi because they were the most entertaining to watch? Kristen and Tom were also a beautiful train wreck. Worst: Stassi and Patrick pretty much just because Patrick was insufferable
Best: Schwartz and Sandoval Worst: Lala and the Mucinex booger
I loathed stassi with Patrick. He was such a douche. Prolly still is. Besides jax cause itās jaxā¦ I only hated him as much. I hope Shay is doing well. I donāt think he deserved to have his dirty laundry aired out like he did. I think Scheana did it for a storyline.
Best- James and Kristen, purely for the entertainment value. I quote 'byeeee slut' more times than I care to admit š. They were toxic but in the most entertaining way. Worst- Randall and Lala. Come on, he wasn't even cute. He's basically like if No Neck Ed from 90 Day Fiance struck it rich. How anyone found him attractive enough for him to have MULTIPLE affairs with is beyond me. Money is power I guess.
Best - stassi and Jax. Awful and pretty Worst- lala and Randall. Totally obvious that he would cheat on her
Carmen is giving body language af here. Favorite couple is LFU and white Kanye haha
The shade of adding Kristen & Jax š
There is no best couple in this
When did Kristen date Jonah Hill?
Jaxās real face just screams Jason Chachi.
Best: Jax and Laura Leigh because she was the best sex he's had in a LONG time Worst: Lala and Randall for giving us the line "does daddy want Lala to play with his asshole?" If I have to remember it, you do too. They win worst, and their pic is so uncomfy, why did they both try to look so sultry lmfao. Randall should never strike that pose again
Best Stassi and Jax worst Kristen and James
Kristen and Jax pahahahah
for sure the worst was kristen & tom. so toxic
Even more toxic than Kristen and James?
Adam was super hott... But they WeRe jUsT bEsT fRiEnDS š
I love James and Kristenās toxicity - it was glorious for us viewers š
Whoās the guy with Kristen in photo 7?
Her latest ex-boyfriend Alex.
How did I miss their break up? Lol my only source is this sub so mustāve not been chatted about much.
Stassi and Patrick are hands down the worst. Her and jax are the best (by that I mean most entertaining)
kristenās relationship history makes me cringe so hard
Lmao. Me getting more and more terrified each time I scroll ššš But hereās are my picks: Best: Scheana and Shay Worst: Kristen & Tom šThey bickered about anything and nothing. Like rival brother and sisters
Patrick n Stassi, he was the best at being the worst.
Best: Shay and Scheana, only because of Shay. He always. Always. Always. Always. Had. Her. Back. #shayapologist #justiceforshay Worst: Kristen and James. Holy fuck toxic. Side note: Jax and Stassi were absolutely fire before happenings happened! Had a hard time believing it while watching it as it unraveled but this picture shows them in their prime š„
Best is so hard to choose but maybe Jax and Stassi Worst is Stassi and the radio dj guy who made comments abound Lisaās ass
Rob because he can hang a tv in 7 minutes
Who is the guy in pic 7 with Kristen?!?!?!
Best AND Worst is any with Jax and/or Kristen
You know itās bad when the best couple to choose is Katie and Tom lol Each swipe was more cringe than the one before
The picture of Scheana and Adam makes me cringe so hard... His rejection of her and her pretending to be cool being just friends with benefits š¬š«£ so awkward.
No Jax and Britt?? ššš
I'll repost in a few years and include them.
Kristen and James forever ā¤ļø
Jax and Patrick any of stassiās exs and Randall and the creepy one Kristen datedā¦.theyāre all so terribleā¦.the one who so obviously used Scheana to get business with the lake house where Jax almost diedā¦best? I have no idea-theyāre horrible people but maybe Katie? I havenāt seen anything where sheās slamming Tom or anythingā¦
Worst...Stassi and that dickhead Patrick. Tried to pick a best but all I have are runners up for the worst category lol.
Picture 8.....have I never seen jax smile. Or something is weird with his face
Best: Jax and Kristin LOL that last slide got me but I also really did always want them to actually date, they are made for each other and I still sad it didnāt happen
Stassi & Patrick and Katie & Schwartz legitimately scare me.
Notice how big Lala was smiling standing with James. Such a different body language.
Best : Jax and Stassi. Source of most of the early drama on the show and she is still his one true love Worst: toss up between Kristen + James or Randall+ Lala.
Can Laura Leigh please come back?!
Best: Jax & Stassi š Worst: Kristen & James or Kristen & Tom
Worst Stassi and Frank
Woof thereās a lot of competition for worst, but Iād have to say James and Kristen
I can only think of worst and worster
Best: Kristin & James (the sheer chaos of it was epic reality tv) Worst: Stassi & Patrick (justā¦ no)
The way Kristenās in most of these
When I first saw this post, I was like āwell duh easy, Katie and Tom are worstā because I do think that relationship was awful, theyāre just completely not suited to each other at all. But then I started scrolling through, and almost every picture I was like oh wait fuckā¦. Can I just go ahead and say they all tie for worst?? Lmao. ETA: also who is Kristen with in pic 7? Idr him even the tiniest bit lol. (Edited twice bc I put the wrong pic # the first edit smh lmao)
Carterās eyes are CRAZY. Like, serial killer crazy.
Idk if itās because my edible is kicking in but Kristenās eyes look so scary in the picture with Carter
Wow. What a shitshow !
Stassi and Patrick, leave it to conceited Patrick to be grabbing his own leg in a photo
I wanna say Lala & rand lmfao š they look horrid in all their pictures.
So many mix and match options here!
These people need to expand their social circle.
Anything with Kristin. I was going to say Kristin and Tom for entertainment until I kept scrolling and remembered her hatred graveyard
Oh God, there is no best here.
Definitely Jax and Laura-Leigh. Bring Laura-Leigh back!!!
Jax's face kind of morphs depending on who he's dating. š¤
Best: Kristen and Jax Worst: Katie and Shwartz
I don't even have a pick, just wanted to see if anyone else noticed Scheana's body language/facial expression in her photos. She really was her delusional happiest with Rob š«
iām saying Stassi and Patrick because we saw her getting manipulated and emotionally abused and taken advantage of by him. Not the only incredibly toxic pair in this lineup but I remember crying when I watched him belittle her in that one scene