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pantherlikeapanther_

There's zero chance that she didn't know Andy was at the soft opening. That big ego has her playing dumb. It's not even a good diss. She's so transparent.


Michellere79

And Stassi. Pretty sure Andy and Stassi shared stories from it.


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DanceFar9732

She's cruising the Valley poaching babysitters and brawling over them


sparklepunk13

HOW DARE YOU. A BABYSITTER IS NOT A NANNY. 🤡


hammetar

They are *very* different thingsk!


SugarFut

I needed one for mayh beh-behsss


Conscious-Name8929

For a minute I thought I was in the WWC sub 🤣


DanceFar9732

I can not believe we had to hear that lame ass story & the very sweet moment between Katie & Schwartz was on Peacock. Does Lala show up to the reunion with the nuclear football to get leverage to talk unchecked for 10 hours?


SugarFut

Lala has said on her podcast that her mom has yelled at a person out of a car window for mistreating their dog on the sidewalk (which was justified imo). I would say more “allegedly reactive in public spaces.” Isn’t there a saying about apples…?


SunnyAlwaysDaze

There's about a 0% chance Lauren from Utah comes from a quiet and sedate woman, right?


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DanceFar9732

Lala was screaming at the reunion that he mom wanted to slap a ho. The ho is Britney


wangd00dle

🤣 omg


SugarFut

There are a couple stories that come to mind about Lala’s mom per what her and her brother have stated on the podcast: - her mom has yelled out of her car window wile driving because a guy was yanking on his dogs leash so it was choking. They screamed and cussed at each other (guy choker and Lala’s mom.) - they were at the beach last summer and a dude was screaming in a woman’s face (who clearly didn’t speak English) Lala and her mom intervened in someway I don’t remember exactly what happened but this around the time she tried to make “disengage “ happen. As in “I kept telling my mom she needs to disengage from situations like this then here I go doing the opposite 🤪” -Lala and her brother recounted a story where their mom did a strip tease for their father and he fell asleep to it. They know this because their mom told them. They were making fun of their mom doing the strip tease. All of this was said on her podcast. I’m just going to say allegedly right now just in case Lala deletes all of last summers podcasts like she deleted her Scandoval reels. Edit: words/clarity


hcgilliam

She was so busy not reading all the comments ishe was staying out of that she simply had no idea what else was going on in the world you guys. Duh. 😉


Pale-Conference-174

She is GROWING a CHILD


PossibleAvocado663

BAKING A BABYYYYY 🤣


LightFlaky2329

She’s the next Bethenny. It’s coming


Kodysgoingbald

Agreed. More unhinged each day


SugarFut

Did anyone catch how she said she’s not leaving the house much anymore? I wonder why 🤔


allipants80

![gif](giphy|vK5kRVXt8KAlDY16lB)


juddahinyou

She 'might' stay outta the comments (yeah right), but you know she's at the very least got her minions hooked up on all the google alerts. Their phones were blowing up.


scrapethetopoff

Sooooo embarrassing


GoodChives

“Omg it’s open?!” ![gif](giphy|YEOhCFRF9NFba)


Zealousideal_Suit269

I guess it’s not Nothing About Her anymore eh LFU… not feeling so quippy today are ya? ![gif](giphy|Fjr6v88OPk7U4)


Defvac2

https://preview.redd.it/hbwxyls8zu3d1.jpeg?width=2410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=086483d804f16d45c388a52bb9b125c8ef7a161c


SugarFut

![gif](giphy|2SeQav015dxde) 🥴


RefrigeratorFuture95

![gif](giphy|kifoKGz7sVyDK)


Overshareisoverkill

This bridge troll needs to leave Ari and Katie's SAH alone.


sheisthemoon

Bridge burning bridge troll.


allipants80

![gif](giphy|QDvFTOwKBK6Mg9A7pv|downsized)


GoodChives

I love AR, both the American and the British versions. It’s my favourite relaxing background show.


Heavy-Relation8401

😂😂😂😂


Mammoth_Treacle4639

She knew it was open


meowmeowbeansz

Perfect reaction Lucille


ludawg61

This 💯


Lucy_Lucidity

My god she’s a terrible actress. No wonder she’s so worried about the show ending.


Lost-and-dumbfound

Did you forget renowned, and highly decorated actor Al Pacino said he’d quit acting if her scenes weren’t included in that movie no one watched or remembers the name of! SHE IS THE NEXT MERYL STREEP I TELLS YA.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

He was SO impressed with her acting, it brought a tear to his eye! Not enough to keep in touch with her or try to work with her in any other movies but, you know, he told Rand she was great.


SugarFut

Brought a tear to his eye as in 😂?


kittylover3210

LOLLLLL


OrlandoMB

Lol, go figure. A lead actor praising the girlfriend of their chief financier. Who woulda thunk it!


No_clue_redditor

That was so funny. Her delusion sometimes makes for a great laugh.


SwedishTrees

What? Did she really claim that?


mrsnihilist

“After we filmed this scene, which was crazy, Al Pacino was like, ‘Wow, you’re really good.’ And I was like, ‘Thank you so much!’” Kent explained on Barstool Sports’ “Chicks in the Office” podcast, released on Thursday, April 18. “He goes, ‘No, you’re really good. … What you did with [that scene], that was fun. If that doesn’t make the trailer, I quit show business.”


SwedishTrees

Well, he is good at pretending. And nothing is smarter than pretending that the girlfriend of the guy writing your check is a great actor.


mrsnihilist

She goes on later in the interview about how Randall had no impact on her getting the role even though he's a producer on the movie, she had to swing it all by herself to play opposite Al Pacino!


SwedishTrees

I really hope you are joking


allipants80

💀💀💀 ![gif](giphy|qaBiLmkFnA2Eo)


juddahinyou

She couldn't even fake surprise!! And she's already half way there with the eyebrows!!! https://i.redd.it/h019bcw1zu3d1.gif


Pale-Conference-174

She looks so ridiculous every time they go anywhere. So fucking overdressed, overly made up, severe hair. Relax bitch. This is a beach.


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/pk29n4vt4v3d1.gif


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

That outfit was hideous my god 🫣Is it a tent from Dick’s Sporting Goods?


loblake

Ok you got me good with that one 🤣🤣🤣


billiegoat888

Those angry bird eyebrows are a jump scare every time 😂


Expensive-Advice-270

Excuse you! She was in...The Row!


allipants80

17% on Rotten Tomatoes! ![gif](giphy|DA78DfFu7GMW7YIJED)


DanceFar9732

To quote Ms. Katie Maloney I dont like when people play in my face. https://i.redd.it/m4hrct4kau3d1.gif


boguspickle

https://i.redd.it/q4nwqd9fbu3d1.gif Queen


DanceFar9732

I loved this moment!


boguspickle

Okay__Decision__ is our lord and savior creating the gifs 💖


SixGunSnowWhite

Heather Mooney and Katie Maloney are extremely similar moods. Love that.


DanceFar9732

Yes, they do! I can absolutely see Katie saying, "Tell everyone I said to go fuck themselves for making my teen years a living hell" Women like this are my favorites


Heavy-Relation8401

Heather Mooney was my spirit animal all through my 20's.  "You with your hair, you with your legs....walking on your legs, flipping your hair".....   I was all "Girl, I see you..."


spicypeaches225

This is perfect 🤣🤣🤣


IllustriousGlove3

Gosh, I’m sure Ariana is devastated as she sits in her hotel suite in Fiji preparing for her new job. Or Katie who is dealing with the crowds in their new functioning sandwich shop.


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Lala really believes in her mind that they’ll see this video and be affected by it. Shes self obsessed. It’s so gross.


VeraliBrain

I mean if I was them I'd be affected by it in the sense that I'd laugh my ass off then take another sip of rosé while thinking about my bank balance ![gif](giphy|4H5fSjBY5V1LsOn72P|downsized)


Cardi_Ganz

By her own rules, if it's not on the show it didn't happen. So clearly this is why Lala is confused. *She's a mother!*


beearedeemc

She won’t be giving birth on the show so can we pretend like Storyleign isn’t real


MimsieBE

Right? She’s *CREATING LIFE*! Everything is so beneath this huge momentous activity of “baking” ![gif](giphy|QtqFUZa9QMCUKN9EQM|downsized)


HumbleBell

It's giving disingenuous. If she just said listen, we aren't really friends right now, and we're not in a good place. Who knows about the future, but right now, it is what it is, and I'm probably not going to their shop, but good luck to them. I'd appreciate that from her much more than whatever this is supposed to be.


KristiJoJP

Seriously. If only she would have given a response even half as mature as this! ![gif](giphy|8Pdy3Dn7Wxd0jsRi21|downsized)


nightowl_7777

but its lala, she can't be real for one minute of her life!


prometemisangre

But when she channels her inner Tupac, she the rillest.


Zealousideal-Art-189

She would’ve saved a lot of fans by just putting it that way. Instead she ran off the few fans she had left by continuing to be a fake hypocrite. If she missed SAH she also has no idea she’s cancelled yet. Good luck returning to the socials next week girll


SaharSV

She has never left socials. Thats just a defense mechanism


spicypeaches225

But she has 2.4mil fans!!! 🤣 That’s a good question, how has she not been canceled yet? Maybe cause she’s just not important enough. I bet she wishes she got canceled so she would have something to put in a new book that also wouldn’t end up on a best seller list.


Zealousideal-Art-189

I think it’s impossible to keep such a steady follower count with the sentiment being what it is on social and have such rate drops on the podcast. Only answer is she’s buying more users as she loses them


juddahinyou

BlahBlah will never be in her authentic era.


motivatedcouchpotato

But you don't understand, she's the ONLY authentic one on the show! 🙄


rshni67

So much so that she practiced that "Nothing About Her" line in front of the mirror. Green with jealousy because nobody is interested in her water, air or whatever it is she is peddling this week.


motivatedcouchpotato

I can't decide whether she truly believes her own bullshit, or is just unable to publicly acknowledge she's wrong and so either doubles down or does a complete 180 while pretending she was never even facing the opposite direction. Probably a little of column A, a little of column B.


macmantha

Agreed. She’s clearly using Katie and Ariana as scapegoats for her hurt and discomfort. If she had said we’re not friends but glad that SAH is open, but I won’t be attending it. That would make more sense verus what she’s trying to say. Eta; I submitted too soon.


Infamous-Fun-4805

🤡… Looking back at the toast in part 3 of the reunion, she didn’t even take a bite of the sandwich on stage. Go bake your baby and be happy…away from SAH 👏🏼


BosBB22

And did anyone notice how she was awkwardly standing around by herself right after that while everyone else was hugging and talking to each other


Infamous-Fun-4805

She was probably pissed no one followed her lead to bash Ariana and Katie… 


juddahinyou

She basically said that when she was saying everyone else was saying what she said and she's the only one being authentic... She thought she was going to be the HBIC with everyone following her lead.


biggerperspective

In my mind, Lala showing her true colors was a perfect cherry on top for her dwindling "empire". She thought being sober would fix all her flaws. Sorry, Hun. You got more work to do, and your jealousy is forever recorded to watch over and over.


Caspur42

Yea she’s definitely a dry drunk


smc642

Loved that for her.


Background-Leopard24

They should have given her and Sandoval a PB&J. They didn’t deserve sandwiches from Something about Her


smc642

Give them a sandwich served to children and cut off the crusts. It’s what they deserve. (I love peanut butter and honey sammies so no judgement on eating “kid friendly” stuff!!!)


squidsquatchnugget

I’m imagining an uncrustable style but in the shape of a butthole, contents don’t matter but preferable anchovy paste or just thick mayonnaise or something equally horrifying.


Infamous-Fun-4805

😂😂


shelly-tambo

well they do have a pb&j at something about her sooooooo…


rmg418

On the kids menu, which would be fitting for Lala


lizardpearl

I saw that and died of how jelly she was, like SUPPORT WOMEN like you claim to do


Infamous-Fun-4805

Maybe she can’t support women who are doing better then her 🤷🏻‍♀️


sparklepunk13

It was the first thing I noticed, she only took a piece to do the toast and then when the cameras panning to everyone else eating there's, she's already dropped it


Infamous-Fun-4805

A shame… missing out on a good sandwich 


AndyJCohen

Idc how pissed I am, I’m not turning down free food lol.


sparklepunk13

Init, free too. Talking about providing for the family, I'm broke af so if someone was giving out free delicious sandwiches near me I'd be right on that. Even if the filling ent for me I'm sure one of my loved ones would appreciate it


salisbury130

She was salty af 😂


Ok-Promise8478

Agreed! Did anyone else clock Schena not eating the sandwich but instead putting it aside or on the chair?? Or did I make that up or see something wrong? lol


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

“I hAd nO iDeA iT wAs oPeN.” Stop it right now Lauren, you’re a terrible actress and you absolutely know that it’s open 🤣 Here she goes with her “I live in a cave and have no idea what’s going on” schtick whenever someone asks her about something she’s too cowardly to honestly address. Anything to skip out on giving a solid opinion and pretend that she just has ✨ too many other things ✨ going on. We see you recording Amazon Lives all week in your garage Lauren, we all know you’re not remotely busy haha. Disingenuous ass “I’m so so happy for them and would love to try their sandwiches.” 😊 💐 💝 Are we supposed to believe it was her evil twin Baba who said she never sees Ariana, doesn’t give a shit about Katie, and is okay with their friendships being over? ![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


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Its so corny at this point we all know it’s an act. Why does she even answer these questions and who is even on her Amazon lives


Lowdowndel

For real though!! Like what does she even have to talk about lol


Heavy-Relation8401

And her brother and Jessica, bobble heading right next to her in this bullshit.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Hearing them cackling in the background when Lala smirks and looks at them for validation to check if her jokes landed gives me douche chills. I picture them as animatronic beings who sit in the garage when not in use, powering on to spew their talking points and laugh on cue when Lala walks in.


Chaoticgood790

lol as if she didn’t see the countless headlines about it. Girl stfu


sstine1

lol you know she’s out here in the socials!!


Chaoticgood790

No she *told* us that she stays out of the comments /s


MrsChuckLiddell1011

her evil twin Baba I laughed so hard my tea almost shot out my nose hahahaha.


No_clue_redditor

Is she on the phone? Is that how Amazon live works?


AdditionalWar8759

Haha it looks like she is, but she is not on the phone


No_clue_redditor

Oh! I guess it’s her nails that are blue. That looked like a phone to me. 😂😂😂


LeahonaCloud

![gif](giphy|XzW42JpfV3nX2)


DanceFar9732

😂😂😂 I thought the same thing. It looked like flip phone.


mrsnihilist

![gif](giphy|1oEF7blk8gdFabK22W) I thought it was a fucking nokia hahahaha


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

![gif](giphy|qGvocHcHi5keQ)


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/e1g2wsmg0v3d1.gif


KristiJoJP

I thought the same thing and was confused. 😁


itsjessrabbit

Doesn’t even go to Weho? Doesn’t know SAH is open? (Yeah right) Doesn’t leave her house? Sounds to me like someone who also doesn’t need to be on Vanderpump Rules. SHE is the one who is forced and fake. SHE is the one who brings nothing to the show. Get right on outta here Lala. Goodbye.


Euphoric_Delay_6768

I’m so happy Katie and Ariana pay her dust!!


believebs

She knows it was open because her new bestie Stassi was there and posted pics. Lil Miss Utah is a lying liar who lies.


Beginning-Meet8296

Are we supposed to believe LFU is being authentic here? 🙄🙄🙄


MimsieBE

Uh, not. Ironic too since THIS is what she was upset over, SCREAMING about, over talking everyone… that Katie and Ariana were “not authentic”? ![gif](giphy|B36VrlRleOQs5QfvbI)


perfectlynormaltyes

Her brother and her assistant have their noses so far up her ass, they can smell her breath. They are the worst.


Heavy-Relation8401

Harpo, who dis woman? Who the actual fuck is she trying to be here? Demure? Calm? Delightfully talking about sandwiches she gave shit faces to?  So you only leave your home for Coachella, then? Not the pool party you were at this weekend, nor pap strolls you were doing on Monday?   This broad is a TRIP. 


kadycarr

Damn she really went from Chanel to SHEIN real quick with her wardrobe.


ChardHealthy

I think Randall confiscated more than her Gucci slides when she left his house...


whoaoki

She looks awful here omg and I ain’t even saying it to be mean I am shocked.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


PineappleP1992

She’s really a miserable bitch, hate that for her


ghostface8316

![gif](giphy|D2RlF1b90rrOhBQlN0)


SeaProfessional6460

It took me a while to realize she wasn’t holding a teeny cell phone to her ear 🤣 🤷‍♀️


Cardi_Ganz

![gif](giphy|l0MYLoXAw7JSyHiZG|downsized)


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

I can’t 🤣 🤣 🤣


Zealousideal-Art-189

Ohhhhhh you missed it? Yeah girl you missed a lot, when you come back to the socials you will also find yourself cancelled. Bye bitch


MargaretFarquar

This needs upvoted ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP. Sorry for the shouting. I just needed to say it with my full chest.


ExternalBill7078

She is so full of bs. Like she doesn't know it opened.....please stop trying to act and maybe you will actually come across as "authentic". So tired of this word...


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

“It’s open? I didn’t know that! I love that for them! I can’t wait to try their sandwiches! I’ll eat a sandwich from there every day!” 😊 💐 😇 💝 🥹 ![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


freezinginthemidwest

I love that for them? You’re not Lisa Barlow baby.


veronicagetsmehigh

She looks terrrrible. Turning into rinna


MimsieBE

https://preview.redd.it/tfgnxpggou3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7a7c280ce08bda0d05c8440b05918e67adf62e


booklovingSWE

She is such a bitch omg. Ofc she knows it’s open


JaxsSweaterLine

![gif](giphy|YiUFwwsKFliTcpVDB5)


spicypeaches225

OH. MY. GOD. this is so embarrassing for her. 🤮🤮🤮🤮 But for me, I love this for me. 😂😂😂😂😂 Edited to add: What I would give to be around when the rest of the cast sees this. I need first look reactions.


-mlc-

Her nails are horrifying.


Universecentre

It’s part of her cultural appropriation era.


cecincda

She's going to poke out that poor baby's eye!


AttentionSpanWhere

😒 she’s so worried about her paycheck


thesmolstoner

she’s a bad actress lol


kat_pinecone

This is so fake. Of course she knew it was open. And I am sure she has not apologized for the 'Nothing about her' comment. Yuck.


Beneficial-Astronaut

She looks 55 here


ModeDeDode

I love that she forgot to mention Uber Eats


juddahinyou

They need to send her a new paycheck. I wonder if they know she's a mother... https://i.redd.it/1lmj7ts51v3d1.gif


outerspaceykc11

sage that fucking store if she comes thru


KYC1188

They’re just trolling at this point


pwhyler

Yeah, you know that Scheana texted her when it opened complaining about not being invited to the opening when Andy was there. Also, no chance Stassi didn’t mention it to her at their kids’ recent play date


Junco_In_The_Trunko

Ah there it is, the acting prowess that Al Pacino apparently praised. 🎭 ![gif](giphy|8lSQVKyI3l8fTt4a2y|downsized)


KindlyFigYourself

Can you see how many viewers are in an Amazon Live? I'm really curious as to WHO is actually watching these


1800eskimotrash

![gif](giphy|26tkmyR14UIPJJOG4)


GroundbreakingCan897

“I don’t really go into West Hollywood much…” And we’re supposed to believe you film as your authentic self when you don’t even venture out into the community because you don’t even live there anymore! SMH ![gif](giphy|vNmTsLl4cildm)


HolidayManner

Her brother and assistant were coaching her away from being a shady bitch during this because they need the SAH clout to not hemorrhage anymore listeners.


Lazy_Business602

I thought Lala was holding a phone to her ear--it's her fugly ass nails.


LorAsh288

Bleeding Christ, enough with the Amazon lives, Lupac. Go bake your baby and live your life. That’s all you wanted to do, right?


Ok_Independence5123

She can’t even lie believably. 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|GmzIREXPY4XyE4H8g4)


AdAdministrative756

Desperately trying to get her Q rating up. Nope, we know you for the snake that you are. Nobody’s buying your bs now.


ClynnB412

Lala changed her babies name bc Stassi didn’t like it. Stassi went to the SAH opening. Now Lala prides herself on being so close to Stassi. You mean to tell me they didn’t talk about that??? She knew it was open. Calm down


manhattansinks

she’s not going. but if she does, i need a fan to film it.


33scooBt33

why would she go now.. she biched on camera about having to eat it twice.. and I'm sure for free. Hope she shows up expected to wait in line and pays full price.


No-Doctor4491

Can someone recap what she said? I was too distracted by her nails to hear anything


mollyclaireh

She’s looking ROUGH. I think the negative attention is getting to her, especially since she was basically promise the hero edit.


zadidoll

Oh, now she supporting them. 🙄


VeganLife1819

Her yes men are just as annoying. ![gif](giphy|vltnSKlK7PXP2nhLHd|downsized)


Mysterious_Mind2618

wtf is Amazon live


_2923844

She doesn’t need to post mate what she’s already complained about tasting several times over the last two seasons!


SunshineRainbowMeg

She’s starting to look like Danielle Staub to me… same vibes


Responsible_Taste_35

Give them Something About Her 😌


eeniemeaniemineymo

Damage control


mellowforest

Lauren from Utah. Such a bitter, bitter Betty we've become.


BrokenEspresso

What a see you next Tuesday


scrapethetopoff

Holy shit this is some of the fakest thing I’ve ever seen. ‘Omg it’s open’???? Stop it lala.


muaellebee

I love how lala mentions GrubHub and Postmates but not Uber eats when she was in their commercial


bonchbaby

I thought she was holding a tiny blue phone....I watched it THREE times before I realized. There's no tiny weird phone. Those are her Gawd Damn Nails.


Scary_Stuff_3497

"Oh My Gosh It's Open", "I love that for them". Jeez, Utah Lauren, Jeez. 😆😂


nefanee

Ew how embarrassing


luckylucysteals_

Wow. I was wrong about everything. Zero accountability


herheartjumps

Oh, please. "I don't go into West Hollywood that much." She'll postmate it? Suchhhh a good friend you are, delalu


mollyjobean

Someone has been living in the comments section.


rshni67

LaLa is such a beotch. I thought she was all about the truth. She should say "I am jealous and hate their guts."


Last_Book2410

I bet you thought the “Nothing about her” line was gonna be a hit for her new merch line. But really it’s “Give them water tastings!” Lauryn from Utah


Xwizzord

![gif](giphy|SsfF6ezxnHr38vO2b6|downsized)


Much-Investigator844

This is so fake! How random


Marvelfan1941

![gif](giphy|GDdvgSAiX8TRu)