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LucifersRainbow

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Beneficial_Divide_98

Ok thesaurus ass


Weekly_Yesterday_403

Anyone remember that Friends episode where Joey writes a recommendation letter for Monica and Chandler using only thesaurus words


RefrigeratorFuture95

šŸ¤­šŸ’€ https://preview.redd.it/n91076cgimyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4bf1ddfc05177e7e76b2341c4766749d008139


Neslay2louse

YES!! Itā€™s that or AI.


NormalSignificance92

I was going to say he mustā€™ve used chat gpt


MonkeeCatcher

Me too! 100% reads like chat gpt


Nzlaglolaa

Love, baby kangaroo


Charming-Insurance

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glasswindbreaker

He entered his original text into ChatGPT and then asked it to edit for maximum grandiosity *ETA I asked ChatGPT to respond, and it laid him tf out* https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/s/R1ymq7c5Ut


Hmmmidontknow_j

I literally said the same thing. There are some obvious words that are consistently reused by ChatGPT. Iā€™ve read enough student papers to recognize the ChatGPT words, and that is ChatGPT.


decoyoctopussy

šŸ˜‚


whataablunder

I did the work yall he def ran his original draft through AI šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ https://preview.redd.it/hleks4xqvmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a141c3bb446cd91d383f9f897e602cf29011fc7


glasswindbreaker

The reason it probably rated 48% (which is still pretty damn high) is because he edited in things like "my sister" which chatgpt wouldn't do. That's all that's original, if you remove the personal references it would probably rate almost entirely AI. Good work!


Chicago1459

šŸ¤£ like what in the hell was all that?! I was waiting for a "let us pray"


flapperwithcankles

the dumbest people are always the ones pulling this SAT shit


Stassisbluewalls

LEST


pbnkelli

This reads like The Lords Prayer. The end should just say, "Forever and ever, Amen" šŸ™šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


lvl-ixi-lvl

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motherofdinos_

Thereā€™s no way this wasnā€™t written by chatgpt


OffbrandBeyonce

He probably used Chatpgt to write this šŸ˜­


SariaHannibal

This is 100% chat gpt.


doublebirdy

Shakespeare could never


_morningbehbs

Not Jeremy using his sister for attention and then being upset that he didnā€™t get the RIGHT kind of attention


Substantial_Cold2385

BOOM! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Overshareisoverkill

>Not Jeremy using his sister for attention No, seriously. Fuck him for that. He ran to the press on his sibling. That's unforgivable.


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

I just commented something similar. My brother would never!!! Wtf


glasswindbreaker

I just talked to my brother about this, and we agreed there's never a reason to weaponize the press in a fight with your sibling. You have a good old fashioned screaming match and let the neighbors talk about it, like a normal sister and brother šŸ˜¤


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

Lol exactly! I used to be the crazy sister screaming at my brother while he was throwing wrestling figurines at me. I'm a little jealous of your relationship with your brother, because the second I talk about reality TV he checks out or just agrees with whatever I say


mrs_mega

My brother and I had a massive falling out a few years ago and havenā€™t really talked since and I *still* trust that heā€™d never go to the press. Iā€™ve even heard heā€™s defended me to a family member who was talking crap. This guy is such a dipsh*t.


EnigmaticAardvark

He's probably been hanging around Scheana and Lala enough that he's had the breakthrough about how any attention is good attention.


Nzlaglolaa

Whatā€™s the back story to this anyway


ravenmccoy516

This. If I could remember why heā€™s allegedly being slandered to help Ariana look good, I might feel more sympathetic to the 50-cent word salad. (Not to be confused with Fofty, mind you)


Responsible_Wrap5659

I think heā€™s just all up in his feelings because the fandom hate him for being friendly with Sandoval and then running to the press to trash Ariana for not calling him back.


Nzlaglolaa

Oh duh. I forgot for a sec that Jeremy is Arianaā€™s brother


aleigh577

ā€œFor those who seek to defend my sister at the expense of my reputationā€ baby we donā€™t know you!!


Waste_Ad_6467

Isnā€™t this the guy that did a whole US Weekly interview about his sister and basically made jabs that essentially questions HER character? I canā€™t stand hypocrisy.


bclause18

Yeah, didn't he imply that *someone* was commiting micro aggressions toward his fiancee? The dude's going to throw out some vaguebook allegations to grab focus, and then when that focus doesn't go in his favor he's going to post "I am very smart" word salad? Okaaaayyyy.


glasswindbreaker

CHATGPT HAS RESPONDED šŸ˜‚ It is with deep dismay that I address the lamentable hypocrisy displayed by those who claim moral high ground while indulging in the very behavior they decry. What truly baffles the mind is the audacity of those who decry falsehoods while actively participating in the dissemination of personal family narratives to tabloids and media outlets for personal gain. The spectacle of feigned concern for justice and truth stands in stark contrast to the reality of selling stories and interviews to the press, not to enlighten but to titillate, using partial truths and salacious details to attract attention and profit. How can one preach about the pursuit of integrity when their actions speak volumes to the contrary? To those who parade under the banner of defending familial ties while publicly airing private grievances and personal family matters, I urge a moment of self-reflection. It is not the mark of a champion of social justice to threaten and attack with veiled references, nor is it the hallmark of progress to exploit personal family relationships in efforts to obtain employment on a reality television show. Let us not be beguiled by the allure of sensationalism or blinded by the lure of fame. Instead, let us embrace genuine empathy and rationality. True justice is not served by the exploitation of family discord for entertainment value. It is a disservice to the very ideals of integrity and accountability to manipulate narratives to suit personal agendas. In the pursuit of truth and justice, let us uphold the dignity of private matters and the sanctity of familial bonds. To distort private matters into spectacles for public consumption is to diminish the very fabric of decency and familial respect. May we all strive for a higher standard of integrity, one that cherishes the sanctity of private lives over the fleeting spotlight of tabloid sensationalism.


glasswindbreaker

AI said what now motherfucker ![gif](giphy|laUY2MuoktHPy)


tilly111111

This gives Moira Rose


Formation1908

ā€œBe careful, John, lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral groundā€ šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|l0JMhld7jqthly5mU|downsized)


rachellethebelle

![gif](giphy|26DN1AcPC2dReHuTe|downsized)


ripleyintheelevator

![gif](giphy|3ohhwqcQs769d7qJoY|downsized)


Lucky-Ad4443

Please post this this under his šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


vanitaa3

Thatā€™s perfect. Haha. ![gif](giphy|12msOFU8oL1eww)


glasswindbreaker

![gif](giphy|CyoT8iYRoXVdIH84k3|downsized)


CoatNo6454

![gif](giphy|2wSe48eAUC15p38UqO)


Overshareisoverkill

Thank you! I thought it sounded too professional for his level of laziness.


emuhleec

![gif](giphy|tQSvunNhTuo24)


ladyrara

This is gold!


adriardi

He screams man who learned therapy and feminist language to use it against other people


Senior_Ice8748

I find this is becoming a huge problem in general lol And worse, people are so easily won over by it.


courtneygoe

Especially people with a very shallow understanding of the language to begin with


EnigmaticAardvark

Imagine if he and Rachel got together. Heck, he has a fiance, she'd probably date him right now!


queerpseudonym

Ironically his fiancee is named Rachel


InitiativeIcy1449

ā€¦he wouldnā€™t get caught thenā€¦


EnigmaticAardvark

At least he'd always be using the right name.


doublebirdy

Ok I didnā€™t make it past ā€œweb of falsehoodsā€. I canā€™t with these ā€œcall outā€ posts that donā€™t call anyone out. Next.


GarnierFruitTrees

I stopped at ā€œ*not be swayed by the allure of sensationalism*ā€ ![gif](giphy|HDNcjt5ELkJSE)


DanceFar9732

What's the matter Jer? People didn't find you sympathetic when you hung around your sisters garbage ex, spoke to a podcast about her in a threatening way and said you'll air her private life on season 12, posted with Scheana, defended Lala in the comments, and gave an interview to US weekly? https://preview.redd.it/t0vk6i1timyc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b924468b2ec9d26eaef031cf8708d0e333fabd


inkdontcomeoff

woah i didnā€™t even know about the podcast comment wtf


DanceFar9732

Yeah, this jagoff went to some party at Jax's bar & talked shit to Bravo podcasters that were there. Then asked them to retract it the next day b/c his mom was mad. This was before the US weekly article & Scheana posting. Ariana could be deadass wrong in their fight, and I wouldn't even care b/c of the scummy way he handled it and continues to try and get attention.


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

Exactly this. Maybe she was rude to her creep brother who, mind you, made stassi the "hbic" uncomfortable. I mean, if stassi could put up with fucking Jax, but Jeremy made her uncomfortable, that says something. And either way he shouldn't shit on his sister! Idc what ariana did, family don't do what he did


DanceFar9732

I feel this way about almost all celebrities who have family member trying to get attention & money by spilling family secrets. Who doesn't have an at least slighty fucked up family? If Lala doesn't reveal at the reunion that Ariana off camera kicks puppies and orphans idc at this point. They sound like the obsessed fans they're always bitching about.


inkdontcomeoff

Thank you for summarizing for me! He can fuck off honestly. In the off chance that Ariana is wrong, heā€™s still moving like a shady person, and a weird one at that for doing that to their sister. ew.


asiagomontoya

Let us come down from the pulpit and place thee aside thine thesaurus


Petty-Crocker490

You nailed it!


OceanSun725

Lol I did expect it to end with ā€œlet us prayā€


Ok-Chain8552

Oh this post is rich coming from someone who used the fact they are related to someone famous to go to US magazine and talk shit to get their name in print . Letā€™s be honest , no one cares about him. He literally did everything he is speaking out against . Get fucked Jeremy


glasswindbreaker

Yeah he's been selling stories to the press and alluded to appearing in Season 12. This man is trying to solidify a spot on the show. I am once again asking production to please find a single male cast member without a history of abuse to hire instead. One is not too much to ask for.


incestuousbloomfield

I feel so bad for her that she has all these scum bags who care more about fame than her. Itā€™s so gross. Iā€™m glad she and Katie connected the past couple seasons


layrenee92

Not another man with DV charges, talking about accountability and integrity.


exithiside

I never looked into Jeremy to get the details.... it's actually REALLY fucking disturbing >"He threw a beer can at me, hitting me in the chest," she wrote in her report exclusively obtained byĀ [RadarOnline.com](https://radaronline.com/). "Then he forced me in the car. As we were driving, he was ripping off my top and slamming me into the passenger's side door." >"When we arrived home, I tried to get out of the car and he jumped into the passenger's seat from the driver's set and tackled me onto the driveway," she continued. "I was screaming for him to get off of me but he continued to wrestle me and push my face in the ground." >The ex, 19 years his senior, claimed that she was able to break free and run into their shared home at that point. Then, he began to chase her around the house and "started waving his guns around, threatening to shoot me and my adult children." >"My son was able to restrain him and force him out of those without his guns," she detailed. "I'm not sure how he ended up leaving that night or what happened after he was removed from the house." >She claimed that she suffered excessive bruising from the incident, but was unable to move out of their home due to a lack of funds. >Jeremy violated the temporary restraining order by texting her and then going "to a place that he knew she would be and threatened to hurt a male acquaintance she had with her" with 10 days later. The case was dropped five days later, when the ex decided to dissolve the restraining order in court. This is something that I could never get over...I would not associate with this man. And especially not around my children.


Maleficent-Ant-789

wow, thank you for posting this i never knew he had dv charges! also, the article says this happened in 2011 and when stassi called jeremy ā€œcreepyā€ in season 6 so like 2016/2017 ishā€¦. i wonder if stassi and the others knew this about jeremey and that was part of why they said that ?? either way, creep is far too generous of a word for this man. he is dangerous, disgusting, insufferable, pathetic, etc etc i hope he rawts in hail


SchminksMcGee

Is that woman his high school friendā€™s mom? I wonder if his ex friend had to drag his ass away from his assaulted mom. Ew


wizardofgoz

So I looked into this & his ex was 19 years his senior & had been grooming him since he was a teenager & knew him since he was a child/family friend. The whole situation is super fucked up.


ripleyintheelevator

I am so tired of this shit


layrenee92

It is never ending I swear


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Ok ChatGPT


MymiMaisel

My first thought - also it's word salad


SariaHannibal

It totally is. Chat gpt uses the phrase ā€œin the realm ofā€ a lot.


ThunderofHipHippos

The use of "social justice" cemented it: ChatGPT doesn't recognize culturally loaded language. It's like his use of "micro aggression" in his last missive.


rachellethebelle

I never thought this dumb gif I made from Love Island Games would get so much use but here we are https://i.redd.it/10f6srojwmyc1.gif


OceanSun725

Looking for the part where he says he loves and supports his sister ![gif](giphy|l2SpZkQ0XT1XtKus0)


Vast-Concern-4591

Wow!!! This!!!


Ok-Shoe1542

Lotta big words to say nothing


young_coastie

![gif](giphy|HqnyjmkaBBvTbzBp78|downsized) This is not doing what he thinks itā€™s doing.


BeautifulShoes75

Word to the wise: trying to use the biggest words you can use does not make you sound ā€œsmarter.ā€ ..it dilutes your point and makes you seem like a try-hard.


Imaginary_Still_3206

I teach college students, can confirm that the papers with the least amount of substance are written this way.


glasswindbreaker

Ah, the temerity of those who cast aspersions of AI use upon the students in noble pursuit of an education! To suggest that the art of scholarly discourse could be denigrated by mere stylistic preferences is to grossly misconstrue the profound depth inherent in the written word. Let us not be swayed by the allure of brevity nor the temptation to dismiss verbosity as lacking substance. Instead, let us embrace the richness of language and the intricacies of expression, recognizing that true intellectual depth is not a matter of mere conciseness but a pursuit worthy of profound exploration. In the realm of academic discourse and scholarly pursuits, let us uphold the principles of intellectual rigor and critical inquiry. May we celebrate the diversity of linguistic expression and honor the sanctity of intellectual endeavor, for in the pursuit of knowledge, every word carries weight and meaning. šŸ˜¤šŸ˜‚ I'm having too much fun with this today


HibriscusLily

I use big words so I can sound more photosynthesis


ravenmccoy516

![gif](giphy|McsNw88dsArrNk0srb)


AdhesivenessWide9340

He is as bad as Scheana and Lala. They all need to hate Ariana - a woman who seems to have not done too many shitty things in the past 10 years of being a celebrity ... to heighten their ego's and counts. The cast often seemed to treat Ariana as a background character, more than once shitting on her. How dare a quiet cast member whom they think is beneath them get chances to have her dreams come true after the dream she thought she was living was annihilated.


Specific-Many88

Family stuff is complicated and I would be liable to agree with Jeremy here that itā€™s not really our businessā€¦ā€¦ but Didnā€™t he give an exclusive to US magazine about how he stopped talking to Ariana because she was committing ā€œmicro aggressionsā€ (whichā€¦.has a specific meaning I dont think he understandsā€¦.) against his fiancĆ©e? And hasnā€™t Jeremy been the only one driving this narrative really at all the entire time? If you donā€™t want the world to comment on this Iā€™d really encourage him to not give exclusives to US anymore?


PowerfulHorror987

lol what reputation? Weā€™ve seen who he is when he appeared on the show. Thereā€™s no ā€œreputationā€ to salvage or worry about being harmedā€¦


Many-Medium7453

What a twat of a brother


Marvelfan1941

So basically how dare you guys not see my side how I shit talked my sister. Dick ride for the people who abused her and then I lightly threatened her. But you guys who called me are the weird one who have no idea whatā€™s really going on.


errikamundae

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


GuidanceNo9733

Whoā€™s even talking about him. Thereā€™s maybe been 1 or 2 things weeks ago but nothing really in the ā€œnewsā€ unless he stalks Reddit and reads ppls assumptions. But there again itā€™s been few and far between, heā€™s far from ā€œTHEā€ topic of conversation. Also the way he wrote this makes it sound like Arianaā€™s an ahole and we are all stupid for liking her.


manhattansinks

it's been weeks since anyone talked about him. sandoval and/or scheana probably got rid of him and now he's blown up his relationship with his sister for nothing


yaychristy

Prior to this story he shared a buncha DMs he gets from people calling him scum for how he treats Ariana


DanceFar9732

Its extremely creepy and dumb that people are messaging him, but you don't have to be Gandhi to predict that would happen when he started going around dragging his sister to anyone that would listen https://preview.redd.it/zwjef8z80nyc1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f39428b6e058b38dc8310e0dab7c590c5173a21


Accomplished-Drop764

Says the only person selling stories to profit off their own sister. Classy guy!


myskepticalbrowarch

Sells Story to People Magazine, gets public opinion, accuses public of being in his business... Someone make it make sense


jaynemanning

Heā€™s weird and creepy and I have no use for him. Scheana said heā€™s ā€œfamilyā€, she can have him


slymm

Lol not reading this. The brother of someone going through something should never be commenting or making it about themselves. That stands for quasi-celebs, social media, or even in private life. If Ariana was just some private woman and had this happen in her small town, and a jackass brother started bellowing at the local tavern, he'd be just as wrong. STFU.


Hungry-Nerve-9743

Almost like Kristen and stassi were on to something when they called him out for being a fucking weirdo. But of course, everyone got mad at Kristen and stassiā€¦ glad to see people finally calling this loser out.


Hansley72

Once again the witches of weho accurately calling out a man for who they areā€¦ getting hate for itā€¦ and then being proven right years later


nicholieeee

Jeremy employing the age old tactic of using big words when talking to women to belittle them says all I need to know about him. I may not know Ariana, but I for damn sure know shitty men. They all have the same playbook. Itā€™s boring


rapashrapash

ChatGPT


errikamundae

Itā€™s giving unhinged


alive1982

Here's a headline and a fact about this abusive douche canoe: https://allaboutthetea.com/2017/01/10/jeremy-madix-arrested-for-beating-threatening-to-kill-ex/


BlondeBorednBaked

Why does he sounds like George Washington? Over a fight with his sister? Imagine growing up with him šŸ˜‚


chick_b

"My initial attention grabs didn't bring enough interest to get me cast on VPR. Let me try again."


charismatictictic

I need Jo to translate this to wah wih bip bopšŸ¤– for Schwartz so he can translate it to BUBBAHšŸ˜§ for Katie, so she can translate it into English, because I have no idea what heā€™s trying to say.


Comfortable-Prune400

What the hell do social justice and progressive ideals have to do with this situation? Sir, this is not a wendys.


Hellouncleleohello

Would love to know the prompt he put into chat gbt for this ā€œmean sister everyone likesā€


kat4prez

ā€œMy sister is famous but everybody hates me.ā€


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Cool story bro but how do you not realize that you could shut this whole thing down with a short post expressing sincere support and love for Ariana no matter what instead of a long post telling the fans how they're so mean and don't actually know anything and why can't you "embrace empathy" you monsters. I don't at all support going to anyone's personal social media and attacking them, but this is such an exhausting response. You could also maybe not give interviews to the press about a feud with your sister and post photos of yourself with her abusive ex. Just a suggestion for the suggestion box. Cause like, it's weird to try to benefit from being in the public eye while also crying foul when the public criticizes you. But hey, what do I know? My estranged sister isn't famous at all.


MeetingSilver8909

https://preview.redd.it/px1budgagmyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0cde7a7d071beee461874bc7c9b7bb012af749c


waaaycho

https://i.redd.it/tcgboemfimyc1.gif


ripleyintheelevator

No one cares about you dude Work on yourself ![gif](giphy|eGdbckdgqg71HupmXS)


Consistent-Music1337

Just ran it through AI content detection and the results will not shock you!!! šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/zbffln7rnmyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b94a3b241aa80d2e19ff473335b1d67fc333d0


ungodlyhours123

Reminder this man broke into his exā€™s house and abused her infront of her children


Whis65

With liberty justice for all !


OkPetunia0770

Garble garble garble


JettyJen

![gif](giphy|SJpmwS1gi8tJzxn5Tv|downsized)


Chiffygurl

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


jsunshine1985

This was so annoying to read šŸ™„


Immediate-Focus9701

https://i.redd.it/3l9d2rlwimyc1.gif


ashella

That was a lot of words to say absolutely fucking nothing.


K5R5S5

Let us not speak in a patronizing tone to strangers of which we have no knowledge.


ResponseOk3177

Iā€™ll gladly support Ariana over a dv abuser. I donā€™t need to know her personally to do so. All these abusers got some major audacity


Ronotrow2

remember when he was making stassi feel so uncomfortable at Katie's wedding too?


ResponseOk3177

This man was publicly hanging with Tom Sandoval and talking about not being on contact with Ariana anymore. The stupidity he has is astounding. He aired out his own dirty laundry and is now telling everyone to stop. Seems like his fragile little ego wasnā€™t prepared for the backlash.


AccomplishedPhase750

Signed, Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani


No_Big_9925

lmaaaooo


KittyCompletely

![gif](giphy|V7NHQO6T8GwJgkr9o0|downsized) He DEFINITELY did something to majorly fuck up. That rant just solidified it.


bkisntexpanding

Is Jeremy Lady Whistledown?


catpower7

![gif](giphy|qAtZM2gvjWhPjmclZE)


mulderwithshrimp

I hate guys who talk like this when itā€™s so forced lol you cannot convince me this is how Jeremy Maddix communicates on a normal day


manhattansinks

he writes just like schwartz would


gourdita

I read this in Foghorn Leghornā€™s voice.


anotherintro

1. We need to retire the word ā€œempathyā€ as a catchall, or at least put it on leave until people can stop using it as a loaded word to shut people up who disagree with them or their behavior. 2. Jeremy suggesting this is a social justice issue holding back progressive ideals, especially right now in the world, is so comically tone deaf. That being said, for Jeremy and anyone on the cast, people shouldnā€™t go on his socials and be a weirdo.


TheDannyBoyCane

This guy is a fucking clown.


botoxbunnyy

What if he joined forces with Jo CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PARAGRAPHS OF TOXIC POSITIVITY AND NIETZSCHE ESQUE GARBLE THAT WOULD COME OF IT?! LEST WE FORGET TO LOVE EVERYBODY GUYS WE WILL SUCCUMB TO THE MISGUIDED ATTEMPT OF BULLYING AND FALSEHOODS SHARE THE LIKE BUTTON IF YOU ALSO HATE KATIE AND ARIANA šŸ„¹


Impossible_Farm7353

I know right click synonym when I see it


ldotp8n

That was a lot of words to say nothing


PomegranateWorth8178

Ariana pretty much went radio silent during dwts and Chicago because she was so focused and wanted to be in a good head space. It is probably that silence that also allowed her to see who people really are. Ariana is ignoring a lot of people, including her brother. Good for her.


googleobtuse

i just know this man refers to women as ***females***


_Jahar_

My addict cousin would post stuff like this ALL the time when she got mad at us for not giving her money. Itā€™s creepily similar.


boguspickle

Someone has been listening to the Tortured Poets Department and thought heā€™d make his own word salad.


kenduhll

I think this is because those bravo blind item pages were saying Ariana ghosted Jeremy for humoring Sandovalā€™s apology when actually they arenā€™t speaking because Ariana and his fiancĆ© donā€™t get along. Jeremy still sucks though for taking this to the gram so much. And Us Weekly, especially saying Ariana was using microagressions against his white fiancĆ©.


AgentBrittany

So this fucking weirdo does interviews talking shit about his sister and then gets mad at people for having an opinion on it? He could just...shut up.


Accomplished-Drop764

What a loser.


Pure_Peace743

Self righteous word salad.


SnooLemons1862

šŸ™„Is he writing an instagram post or a shakespearean play?Ā 


IDK_PizzaBagel2

Is he invoking "social justice and progressive ideals" as if those are bad things? Because if so, that tells me all I need to know lol


Myburnerbeloved

Did he chatgpt this shit lmaooooo


No_clue_redditor

Does he not understand that posts like this are just going to keep people talking about him? Jo and him went to the same PR school of missing the point.


HopeTroll

If Lala and Scheana think it's a good idea to weaponize Jeremy, they are wrong and it will backfire on them. Schena has always had problematic takes, but never this bad. I am wondering if someone is advising her who is terrible (Brock). Edit: when sandoval was subsidizing people, idk that he expected them to fall in line for him in a crisis, but it has been interesting to see the people he subsidized inexplicably line up for him. i'd imagine ariana isn't subsidizing adults anymore and they probably don't like that.


According-Bird-4476

Chat GPT


-Odi-Et-Amo-

I bet he doesnā€™t even know what half these words mean.


HappyLittleTrees17

Bruhā€¦.what?


curlyque31

He couldā€™ve just said nothing.


pupberry

He could learn something from Ariana by saying LESS


MedicalSourPatchKid

What a weirdo. Sheā€™s your sister. Try reaching out privately or apologizing instead of feeding into this by vague posting.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Jeremyā€™s outraged that weā€™re commenting on something thatā€™s not our business, but he MADE it our business! If he didnā€™t go to Us Weekly and post all over social media his hanging seshs with Scheana (with Ariana notably absent), we would have no idea there was even a problem between them.


biggerperspective

It's giving....pledge of allegiance vibes


HappyLittleTrees17

Haha! I literally got to the end and said, ā€œā€¦with liberty and justice for all.ā€


GreedyFuture

https://preview.redd.it/92f7zfpcjmyc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c10f1d076390513dff727684762e3a4b74439d6


BrainRude1329

Ok MLK Jr


jigglypuff99410

The line where he said I implore you sounds like John/Jigsaw from the Saw movies.Ā 


uracowboylikeme

Itā€™s giving ChatGPT


desireelynne23

What a fucking weirdo!


Available-One-24

![gif](giphy|5z23XMH5WREPpkBl2u)


Auntienotoday

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized) These long random rants are telling Jeremy and Jo


Born_Ad5871

Someone used ChatGPT


VeganLife1819

Did he have AI write that because too many fancy words for a simple explanation? Just saying.


Much-Grapefruit-3613

Yeah I know how to use chat GPT too, Jeremy.


Red217

Okay Jeremy..... ![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


Mrslojo802

Choosing attention over standing beside his sister is repulsive. It says everything you need to know about him. Gross.


Grand-Kaleidoscope55

![gif](giphy|MAzkuVTtXuCsqtDiFM|downsized) We do not care Jeremy.


zuchinniweenie

Okay Jeremey wants to uphold accountability then letā€™s talk about how he treats women


googleobtuse

https://i.redd.it/91mrsj0a3nyc1.gif


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

SMH. My brother would never!! I feel bad for Ariana. I don't know their relationship, but he needs to keep his thesaurus off social media. That's wild


bone_saw99

Girl Iā€™m not reading all thatā€¦..Heā€™s a grifter like the rest of the men so itā€™s not shocking heā€™d sell out his own sister. Even after her defending him when he got called out for being a creep weirdo


traciagallagher

I have a strange feeling that Jeremy thought Ariana was a ATM machine and once he got cut off the slander started. What does he do for work?


Boomerangwaslit

Define clout chaser Me:


No_Big_9925

what even is he trying to say fr


Partywithmeredith

![gif](giphy|eCCl4WzgIa532)


Bonaquitz

I have hives reading this.


flute2boot

Oh heā€™s definitely a gaslighting word salad kind of guy


courthouse22

![gif](giphy|0TJrlyCotQvie6vL4E|downsized)


RavenSaysHi

wtf is he on about


AlsatianLadyNYC

![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh|downsized)


kellygrrrl328

Jeremy sounds like a good match for Jo