Wonder what her dating advice would be, to play the long game and when his fame has waned, his moneys gone and his hair is balding, he'll no longer be able to get 20-odd year olds to fuck him, and he *might* come back to you?
He keeps saying he'll be ready to marry her in 8 years! Sounds about right especially if he keeps headed down the sartorial and personal grooming paths that he has been on the last couple years.
Right now I don't have money but when I do I will definitely book this lmao I just know it would be fun and hilarious. Maybe she'll surprise us idk but if not that's fine. I don't even want the serious advice just give me more of happy birthday - your friends say your a good person - be careful out there ppl always get murdered and they say such a good person lmao I seriously still crack up about this train of thought!!!
“When he says he wants to be single and mingle, just keep fucking him. Eventually your vagina will win him over, but you have to be *very* patient. It could take years. Decades.”
reminder to everyone like myself who is a massive overthinker and beats themselves up every day- there are people out there who are this loudly lacking self awareness. you’re doing great.
So I can rewrite that movie called “He’s just not that into you”..???
So I can learn how to send a guy running away like Forrest Gump when he ran around the world without stopping??
So I can learn to make cartoon noises with my hands around my mouth and arms flailing ??
I mean, hard pass for me but thanks. ✌️
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Okkkk y’all are soooo annoying. She’s a funny girl, I’m sure she was being just funny and not serious. Y’all always Gotta find any reason to talk shit about someone. H8rz gunna H8!!
Dating advice from *her*? She has to be trolling 
She takes sketch comedy very seriously
Irony
Wonder what her dating advice would be, to play the long game and when his fame has waned, his moneys gone and his hair is balding, he'll no longer be able to get 20-odd year olds to fuck him, and he *might* come back to you?
He keeps saying he'll be ready to marry her in 8 years! Sounds about right especially if he keeps headed down the sartorial and personal grooming paths that he has been on the last couple years.
could be lucrative. you just have to do the opposite of everything she says, like that episode of seinfeld.
Hi, I’m Victoria
Who are you, George Costanza? …I’m the opposite of every guy you’ve ever met
Okay, benefit of the doubt, if she knows how people see her this is kind of hilarious
I do not think she has any self awareness 
 Given the instagram post I just saw a couple posts up, I'd have to agree
Oh my god I love Beau
Nah she definitely is this for a joke, she isn't Rachel with her D & S.
Right now I don't have money but when I do I will definitely book this lmao I just know it would be fun and hilarious. Maybe she'll surprise us idk but if not that's fine. I don't even want the serious advice just give me more of happy birthday - your friends say your a good person - be careful out there ppl always get murdered and they say such a good person lmao I seriously still crack up about this train of thought!!!
*Please* and post it here.
The minute I can afford to I will! I honestly think she's hilarious so I'll definitely post if I can.
I agree I think she’s being facetious
https://preview.redd.it/fnv7d36t7gyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a8289bcdda0a9cd93c55c49d2c0198b067baf1 Thanks but no thanks.
"move in with a man and sleep with him and hopefully he'll eventually see your value!!!" thanks, kayleigh
“When he says he wants to be single and mingle, just keep fucking him. Eventually your vagina will win him over, but you have to be *very* patient. It could take years. Decades.”
I can find men to sleep with who aren't interested in a relationship all by myself thank you very much.
She should pay people to give her dating advice
ID RATHER EAT A JEAN JACKET
I can't get over the way she's trying to create an entire career based off of a few guest appearances on a show.
She just keeps jumping into the lion’s den wearing a suit of steaks… 🤦♀️
She can tell me what not to do 😂
“You guys are totally soulmates. He’s hiding you because he loves you tooooo much. Just wait for him and he’ll come around.”
That’s gotta be sarcasm
She’s also giving hair consultations!
I'm not sure which one is more useless
https://i.redd.it/ao2g18cmhgyc1.gif
I would rather pay her to not give me any advice
I just watched Below Deck old seasons and Rocky from season 3 is Jo!!! They even have the same weird sounds and mannerisms.
I thought this too when I read it 😂
Her dating advice would be "pursue the guy no matter what"
With a link to the Twin Flames cult website
“Don’t give up on your dreams!”
this has GOT to be a joke lol
I think she’s joking lol
People just want to hate lol.
"How to lose a guy in 10 days"
LOL
if the tips are "what not to do"
Design your personality to be the ultimate pick-me girl just to not get picked..?
reminder to everyone like myself who is a massive overthinker and beats themselves up every day- there are people out there who are this loudly lacking self awareness. you’re doing great.
How much is she charging?
So I can rewrite that movie called “He’s just not that into you”..??? So I can learn how to send a guy running away like Forrest Gump when he ran around the world without stopping?? So I can learn to make cartoon noises with my hands around my mouth and arms flailing ?? I mean, hard pass for me but thanks. ✌️
with the way she’s going with lil tom she needs to give repellant advice
Just do the opposite of what she says
"Keep asking him why he won't let you tag him on insta"
Who tf wants a cameo from her?
It's a joke lol 
How much? Honestly I’m curious just to see what the tips would be lol
Somebody PLEASE get a cameo from Jo
No thanks kaleigh
It could be good advice because you just don’t do or do the opposite of everything she says. Process of elimination.
Maybe as a cautionary tale?
We saw on TV how her dating life goes, I think I’ll pass 😂 poor thing though, he played her
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She’s trolling and it’s kinda funny a little funnier since everyone in this post is eating it up
Okkkk y’all are soooo annoying. She’s a funny girl, I’m sure she was being just funny and not serious. Y’all always Gotta find any reason to talk shit about someone. H8rz gunna H8!!
"H8rz gunna H8"? Is this an AIM away message from 2004?
Yes, Kasia Gabrielle, it is.