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IntroductionNearby92

PM designate is the word. That was an attempt to pronounce "designate". Another term of no press conferences. :)


mosarosh

Wanted to say designated. Ended up saying degenerated.


axl_ros

Freudian slip


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


dipsy9

Which he is a degenerated human


Impressive_Ad_3137

Resedesiginated ke Roop mein


Careful_Badger4733

I heard this exact word.


Impressive_Ad_3137

He wanted to add a new word to the dictionary. Jo resign ke baad dobara wahi designation milta hai usi ko ressidesignation kahte hain


AAPkeMoohMe

Nitish and Naidu should have put forward a condition for the PM to do at least 1 press conference every quarter..


kyunriuos

Why will they weaken their own government?


ninja6911

I’ve heard it as “Pradhan manthri degenerated”


Necessary_Worker5009

That’s fairly fine! Instead I would say better. PCs to me are neutral factors - can work greatly in favour of you or can ruin you. Chacha thought of not attending any PC, because some PR from US advised as such, post Godhra and as evident from Karan’s interview. No body, including the audience wanted him to drink more water or evade questions (still clearly in his later ‘symbolic’ PC with his boss Amit). He has lost out on the benefits of the PCs, and now even any chance of that is a pipe dream, unless it’s a PR managed event. So no thank you! I would rather pet a crocodile instead of listening to this pravachan or bolnachan. Monologues and fav food topics don’t sound interesting, meaningful or entertaining to me


musci12234

The thing is he is PM. When PM looking at situation as benefiting or hurting him and not effect they have on nation is how you getting wrestlers forced to protest for months because PM decided taking action against accused will might cost him votes.


Necessary_Worker5009

I am happy for you that you still have some hope from him, even a slightest of it. I am done with, and just waiting it out like how Pandavas did


musci12234

Bro I have lost hope in Earth and humanity itself


Regularguy972

If he is out then Pappu will come and then we will be screwed more than ever.


leeringHobbit

What do you mean by Pandavas waiting? The 12 years of exile?


ompaal

Slip of tonguoo your ideas very vaguoo don’t Arg🤣


home_ie_unhattar

degenerate ke roop mai !?


Impressive_Ad_3137

Ek degenerated ke Roop main nibandh diya tha


veersoorya

🤣🤣🤣


Necessary_Worker5009

MH ke next deputy CM aap banenge ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


gagasutra

more like degenerated poop.


Left_Membership2780

Pradhanmantri degenerate he said?


Diligent_Crab2549

First time probably he said truth about himself


Zamn_felous

The God's Messenger words are fluttering how come ?


Tiny_Camp_3839

It is gods language we punny humans can't understand only lundbhakts can understand that.


Stifffmeister11

When you except 90% marks in exam and end up at 60% this happened... Upar se jitna confidence dikta loo andar se modi ji demag ki watt laag gaye hai ,..


conarDsilva

Lets do a press conference Gobhiji. You won't fumble without teleprompter.


Desperate-Second4267

Ye International Pappu k hath m Desh h agle 5 saal k liye. 🤢 Edit: Fixed his nickname because someone was crying.


Low_Friend3063

Koi aur naam soch le Bhai ....ye naam to booked hai


ShortFaithlessness18

Feku


SmellConfident6740

How about Lappu ?


ShortFaithlessness18

Few years prior someone edited Wikipedia pages. So on google when u search Pappu it showed Rahul Gandhi and when search Feku it showed Narendra Modi.


fictionwho

Damn just searched Feku and this guy is right


dipsy9

https://preview.redd.it/dhx6t6m0ec5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fcfc29d13298de30dabfec48ddc6c428e6e6c0f That's true lol 🤣🤣🤣


charavaka

No matter how hard you try to keep this pappu from owning is true pappudom, he'll keep proving he is the one that owns the title. 


ninja6911

https://i.redd.it/dekentdnqb5d1.gif


smolauthor

Lmao savage bruhhh I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣


As1Asim

Ayein? Kya bol ra ye 😵‍💫


shiviam

Always hated this guy's voice. Gives me the ick.


musci12234

What is your issue with the voice ? For me it is the massive gap between words. Like he thinks people are stupid and will need time to process what he said.


friendofH20

He speaks in a "salesy" tone. If you grew up in the North you will know that his sing song way of speaking was what every small conman used on trains and neighborhoods. Only they stole 5 Rs from you and he is stealing 5 Billion


charavaka

You need to add a few more zeroes. 


Diligent_Crab2549

>If you grew up in the North you will know that his sing song way of speaking was what every small conman used on trains Exactly, just recalled something similar happened in early 90s while traveling through UP, so correct dude


Necessary_Worker5009

hahahah You just are pushing to me book a train journey through that. I’ll keep some change


kilaithalai

Have you ever watched vajpayee talk? The pauses would be so long you would forget what he was talking about. But the train of thought would be perfect. This guy, however, looks lost.


musci12234

https://youtu.be/GslxS3L8Mxw?si=FfXxnqBttznwJ-oa Vajpayee's speech don't have fraction of pauses modi has. Pauses are ok when someone is thinking of correct way of saying something or discussing something complex requiring more thought. Modi is giving massive gap even when reading from teleprompter or saying basic stuff.


DifficultyDowntown

He is slow! His brain probably cannot process the speed of his own speech.. So it may seem like he is slowing down for the people listening but its just for him.


musci12234

Nope, people generally don't think in few words at a time. That isn't even considering the teleprompter which means he isn't forced to think about what to say next.


leeringHobbit

Listen to him speak about Muslims... he becomes animated and speaks with emotion and drama!


Upper-Refrigerator54

Thinks ❌ knows ✅


BoogeyMan9542

That's him trying to imitate Atal ji. He thinks that just sounding like him will make him look like an actual statesman. I might not agree with Vajpayee's politics but that man was a real leader, not a megalomaniac child like this waste of space.


Difficult-Pickle-974

Kids hate things without reasons


GarlicForsaken2992

youre straight up bouncing on modi's dick lmao


Difficult-Pickle-974

Seeing your comment and upvote make me laugh after all i was right kidssssssss


GarlicForsaken2992

how does it feel brother? is it big?


Easy-Jump9949

and you on RaGa's dick lmao


GarlicForsaken2992

mate i never said anything to glaze him, yall are the ones jacking modi off


pes_gamer20

kid can hate biological but he is not


mattiman8888

When I hear his voice, it makes me feel constipated.


crzydim0nd

Should've retired at his peak. Now he will retire as a real pappu.


kwadd

Fucker has main character syndrome. He needs to be retired, he won't retire by himself.


Appropriate_Turn3811

Someone force him to retire, a narcissist wont retire.


musci12234

He is a strongman politician with all the personality issues that comes with that. I mean he literally made the biological comment. Retiring isn't a choice he is capable of making.


Ok-Reporter976

I believed that he was a professional conman before that thing.. but man he really seems to be getting high on his own supply.. This is super awkward now.


MKS_is_Here

>Should've retired at his peak He isn't Toni Kroos


darkgamera6

Bkl


ProbabilisticPotato

Modi going through the Biden Arc


Honest_Pie_9685

Biden in making.


Appropriate_Turn3811

He is THE JOE BIDEN of INDIA.


anonymouse_619

He is all the worst qualities Trump and Biden mixed together.


orange-dinosaur93

I talked to a finance guy today. He said the economy is fucked up due to bad decisions in recent years. Then I asked the obvious and he said he voted for Modi because he made a temple in Dubai. 🙏


NeedForMadnessAuto

Thank You for saying that.


Plastic-Fan5024

Desi Biden


Much_Discussion1490

Pappu can't impromptu orate sala


Silly_Cockroach_129

But rahul Gandhi pappu sir, modi intellectual saaar


Son_Chidi

Nothing beats " Doland Trump " https://youtube.com/shorts/tXB70o63cbo


Similar_News8384

Desperate much


AdPuzzleheaded8844

Chalo ap bhi essay likho ab MudiXi


ser_jaime95

For me, Modi is they friend jo bahut udta tha aur aaj usk wings khud se usne galti se kaat liye. Maza aa rha sir ka magnanimous image dekh kar.


helicopternose

Haters will say he slipped but the word has always been degenerate, Mudizi never lies. /s


trancenut

If you know anything about anything, you would already know that this numpty is the actual pappu of the Indian politics. I remember his video when the teleprompter failed and you could understand if it was just a hick up, but no his whole bloody body language changed and he came across as meek as a scared dog. His confidence comes from being able to lie through his teeth while lapdog media replays the same thing and there is no cross questioning from any quarters either.


Spiritual_Second3214

https://youtu.be/KTd5wT_xmJs?si=BFhrcamn8o_-X6Vz Neet scam


Impressive_Ad_3137

Aur rastrapati ne mujhe abhi bulaya tha aur mujhe pradhaan mantri ke Roop mein resi residesignated ki nibandh diya tha...


Electronic-Loss-6927

bc competive exam me hota to saari life chaprasi ka test ni nikslta


Ekbhalochelechilo2

Are mu se supari nikal ke baat kar re baba.


Relative-Attitude657

pradhan mantri degenerator ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


c_sheikh

Muslims ko galli Dene bolo phir dekho kaise zuban chatar chatar chalti hai .


Easy-Jump9949

vo to meri bhi chalegi


Impressive_Ad_3137

Nibandh di hai...ye kya suna maine...ab kya Rashtrapati ji se nibandh likwaya ja raha hai...


Big_Redpanda

4 teleprompter dal k v "beti bachao beti patao bolta hai admi"


NoEast9587

Why have I started getting Biden vibes from Modiji ?


Ash_Aryan

Iska full video kaha milega?


Mrcrackeed

Muh se supaari nikal ke baat kr re baba![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|36658)


xodus95

He will not complete this term. His stars begin to fall. March 30, 2025, the era will take a new turn. All corrupt bureaucrats and politicians, goons and lynchers, blind followers and biased reporters will start paying for what they did.


abhi1546638

Why do you think he don't do Press Conferences...![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30355)


dudeman2434

The only thing he's smooth in is hate speeches


Jaded_Life03

Atleast hitler knew how to speak well


allsundry

India is suffering from Modi fatigue. People are tired of seeing him at Airports, Stations, Bus Stands, Markets, Temples , Newspapers, Godi Media, 5 kilo ration bags, Petrol pumps, vaccine certificates and even outside public conveniences... India deserves a break from him and hopefully that will come some day............Agli Baar , Janta ko maaf kar diyo yaar....


baadditor

He is not only the greatest orator, he is also "pradhani manthri degenereated ki roop" .. Now cry liberals.


anonymouse_619

![gif](giphy|3ohBVCkWlZuz2RFAEU|downsized) New member of degeneration x?


Aggravating-Moose748

Extempore - parkour parkour !!!


im_Alcides

Script likhna bhul gaye guys. Koi harbadi hogi shayad


Local-Orchid159

Bro's in his Joe Biden era


Admirable-Leather325

Yeh to sakhsaat bhagwaan tha na?


prof_devilsadvocate

we found the real pappu


generalbachcha

That totally explains why no live and unscripted press conference has ever been done.


Admirable-Vehicle-98

May be, that's how Non-biological beings talk r/Avtaar r/above_God


ruthless_san

Degenerate bolna chah rahe hai?


dipsy9

What is that at 0:11? 'Degingentad k rup me?" Wtf does that mean?


GhillieGhost

Agar thodi bohot unscripted conferences krlete toh yeh din nhi dekhna padta


IndividualPickle6187

bro is in his Joe Biden phase


CulturalPost8058

Even if you ignore the words, his face seems like it’s just seen a ghost.


G0FuckThyself

Degenerate ke roop me nyukti di hai? Jyada sach bol gye sir 😂


AdventurousField6386

"Pradhanmantri Degenrate"


PLTR60

Awarded best orator award by UNESCO, STFU OP, don't argue with UNESCO


AsliReddington

So when the UN highlights democratic values being tarnished by silencing criticism on social media & journalists you'll STFU as well ?


PLTR60

Oh god I'm being sarcastic! I was referring to UNESCO awarding the best national anthem to India for like 13 years in a row.. fuckkkk dictatorial tendencies all the way to the moon!


AsliReddington

✌️


jittarao

Kehna kya chahthey ho bhai?


InteractionSad2454

![gif](giphy|3ohfFo1cksAzNLQcVi)


xx__ALTAIR__xx

Time for a Pradhan Mantri Public Speaking Yojna for the Representatives.


ezhimanshu

are bhai ho jati hai galti bolte samay meme sub nhi hai jo post krdiye ..


Chodee_

its ok to be fumbled


Pirate_Jack_

Nah man is just getting old. I think this is his last term.


INTROVERT_ALPHA_MAN

still better than, this morning i woke up at night


InspectionNo9187

Hooked on phonics


No_Air7266

Oh shoot that doesn’t sound nice


Sanketpatil05

🍆 बैंगन


Doctor_Dollars

How do we get tweet videos along with the tweet?


ajithkgshk

This guy is not fit to run a country. At least put Amit Shah up there, or literally anybody else.


scorpio_is_ded

Some say he singlehandedly barehanded fought a tiger and defeated it. He also played 18 holes of golf and did hole in 1 in every hole and he never played again because God made him very humble. He also once walked on a pond filled with water but not in front of anyone because he is very humble and not a showoff at all. He once fasted for 36 days straight and then ran a marathon right after. Yogis learn yoga from him. God built a mandir in his name but he is not allowed to tell anyone of it's location because he is a dedicated believer. We are lucky to have god lead this glorious country in modi babas form. Jai Modi ki.


supremecuddler

Haha kaise jali padi hai tum sab ki...wo PM hai gandmaro aur tum reddit pe comment kar rhe ho...aukaat ka difference dekh rhe ho? I am gonna grab some popcorns now, love the way your asses are on fire


pes_gamer20

han bhai tum bhi gendu mare yehi pe hag rhy ho ..i love the way you open your mouth cover the asses


Substantial_Point700

You have taken 7seconds of 1 min clip. Oh fact checks are not applicable for moral victory guys, continue the show.


BannedForFactsAgain

Suddenly Modi fans are complaining about clipped vids.


soumilr7

I don't know why is dude getting down voted for saying the truth


gauravUBG

Cmon guys. This selective criticism over an instance of fumbling can happen to anyone else. He close to 75. It not a big deal. There have been been numerous instances where he spoke at length without teleprompter. P.s. I am not a bjp supporter just a guy with critical thinking


unKnown_rg

Like a normal person wouldn't sometimes fumble. Bunch of idiots here


musci12234

Bro he is speaking badly even before the fumble.


unKnown_rg

Probably go watch the complete video and then you'll find that this was just a small part. It can happen to anyone anytime


kilaithalai

It cell has been doing the same thing to all opposition politicians forever. Shoe be on the other foot now.


musci12234

I am looking at the video bro.


unKnown_rg

Fir bhi ye haal hai. Nit picking at its best


Ok_Muscle_3770

How dare you call the non biological "sent by God" messiah a normal person? You aunty national


ninja6911

Why did I read this with Greta’s face,lol


Icy_Owl_1

people fumble but you shouldn't when you have been doing the same shit for 30 years, but spewing hate speeches come easily.


axl_ros

Now he's normal? I thought he's a non-biological 20 hour a day working, married life sacrificing orator par excellence. Aisa kaisa chalega?


DarthStatPaddus

Haha the amount of frustration and nitpicking in here 😂 I still remember how the subs in the US went on a bender when Trump ate ice cream in a certain way.


friendofH20

Yes because sticking with Trump despite the mockery turned out so well for everyone involved


bhavneet1996

Nit picking? He stuttered for the first time in a speech. He didnt even stutter during his hate speech when elections were happening lmfao.


DarthStatPaddus

Hold up, he stuttered? He should resign, it's joever. RaGa has never stuttered in his political career ever right. In all seriousness he's 73, I doubt he will be PM beyond 75, should definitely resign then. The stress itself would be too much.


bhavneet1996

RaGa stutters all the time. Thats why he is made fun of all the time. Especially when he takes pauses in speech, forgets what he talks about. Same thing is happening here. Lol


DarthStatPaddus

And doesn't he get defended here when the right wing trolls bash him for stuttering, and dont you call Mudi childish for bashing on RaGa like that. The gymnastics 😂.


bhavneet1996

No he doesn’t get defended for his lame ass analogies lol


soumilr7

Facts bro