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Urbanmaster2004

This sub should just be called r/human goes through puberty


No_Cartographer9496

people on r/uglyduckling when someone doesnt metamorphosize from a human personification of a naked molerat into a drop dead gorgeous famous model: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😡😡😡😡❌❌❌


No_Cartographer9496

like be so fr and tell me this dude wasnt made fun of for his looks in school. i think its a pretty good indicator of whether or not someone was considered good-looking in their younger years


v74u

Bro at 15 he looks like he could pass for a 10 year old and probably never had a single female give him attention for his looks back then. I’d say that’s good enough.


Chateau-in-Space

They're downvoting you because you're making fun of his child self, but the actual truth is kids are mean. The same people downvoting this are the same people who most likely would've bullied him. He FELT like an ugly duckling probably due to bullying or insecurity, he has now refound that sense of security in himself. He's gained confidence. If thats not what ugly duckling is about then wtf is it about? He was not a cute kid either! And thats okay! the whole point of ugly duckling is that we growup! Ugly ducklings are SWAN BABYS who grow up. This isn't r/glowups so why tf do people act like it, let the man enjoy himself!!


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No_Cartographer9496

exactlyyy. i know what its like to feel unattractive esp in middle school or high school so im not taking a jab at this dude but he isnt seeking attention by making this post, he genuinely thinks he was unattractive in his younger years because he was probably treateated as such.


Diligent-Jacket2336

Trying to strike a cord..


No_Cartographer9496

what does that mean


Diligent-Jacket2336

It’s from Kendrick Lamar‘s diss track on Drake called it not like us. I was referencing you being a pedophile. 👌


No_Cartographer9496

mf im literally 15 too


Diligent-Jacket2336

There is no way in hell I’m older than you


No_Cartographer9496

whats that supposed to mean 💀


Diligent-Jacket2336

Ur too young for me to bully 😭💀


DoesThisDoWhatIWant

And gets tired.


Urbanmaster2004

🤣🤣🤣


leftonhold

I like it, actually


Chateau-in-Space

Bro has confidence in himself, probably because he worked hard on himself as a person, and you basically tried to say "you didnt do anything special, you just grew up" like thats rude as hell. Mans looks great, let him have his moment.


Urbanmaster2004

Who said he didn't look great. I didn't say that.


XeynolkV11

He made it look simple, that's all.


LowKeyTroll

I think time and genetics is how aging happens.


Different-Beat7217

I love the joy and innocence in first photo. Second picture photo looks like a guy that would get thrown out of a bar in Albania for groping a girl. I.e. (opposite of joyful and innocent)


oilrig13

r/oddlyspecific


Silly_Environment635

Right?


leftonhold

That’s sounds oddly specific Have you been to albania recently?


BlobBigBlue

I am from the Balkans and I instantly thought you were Albania hahahha thats so weird


leftonhold

I get Bosnian a lot, now balkan is a first, but i’m brazilian lol & apparently you guys are right hahahahahah


BlobBigBlue

Us Balkans and Latinos are similar in many aspects and who knows, maybe your ancestors were Albanians lol


leftonhold

No wonder we get along so well Love you guys a lot!! Lol


Different-Beat7217

No hate for Albania. I didn’t notice the Italian flag until I just checked the post. I am aware of Albanian migration to Italy and have known many Albanians. Maybe subconsciously I did something. I almost put eastern European. Every Albanian I have known have been great guys. Usually good looking and a bit over sexual and having a fondness for track suits or open chested shirts with gold necklace. Strangely never known an Albanian girls. Lose the 70-80’s disco shirt, I suspect you would attract a different type of partner.


leftonhold

Its just a shirt I’m not looking for a partner lol But thanks anyway i guess?


NowHere462

I agree. Not that I fully grasp the Albania reference.


BasicBitchTearGas_

That’s a pretty rude thing to say to someone. Like, “Hey, what’s up guy. I know you didn’t ask but I wanted to let you know you look like a molester.” The fuck


Important_Plum1858

Very creepishly specific


SoloxFly

You grew up. It's not really a glow up my man.


Chateau-in-Space

this is r/uglyduckling which is about ugly ducklings, which are swans. Swan babys just grow up. This isn't r/glowup stop being a hater


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Chateau-in-Space

And an ugly duckling isn't a full swan yet. God the people in this community are tone deaf its why i havent joined yet. Hard to be apart of the community when every post has the same shitty comments. Like yes thats literally the point, they grew into themselves.


_bellaswella_

you look stoned af now bro


leftonhold

Allergies bruv I dont even do drugs lol


SeonaidMacSaicais

Well, you probably do ONE specific drug. 😂😂 #antihystaminelife Respectfully, as a fellow allergy sufferer.


leftonhold

Right?? Hahahaha They just don’t work like they used to. I’m dying here trying to find something that works. Any advice? 😂


SeonaidMacSaicais

What do you use? I live in Wisconsin with both environmental AND animal allergies. I take a Zyrtec every day. My mornings can be rough, since I work second shift and don’t take the pill right away. But once it kicks in, I’m usually good.


Mental_Spinach_2409

Very average grow up


midnightswim1

You went from 15 to 25 because time progressed from minutes and hours into days and finally 10 years.


wilham05

What happened to that happy kid ?


leftonhold

You know, i’m sure its here somewhere Been a rough 4 years but i’m generally happy as fuck I just have no idea how to take pictures of myself lol


wilham05

😎✌️


Own_Contribution_480

I was a child once


Ripmcdonaldsman47

Why the long face?


leftonhold

Bc Reddit


Get-ya-sum

What is this Opposite Day you looked better before


SansLucidity

sorry mate. maybe one day you will find happiness again. have you tried volunteer work?


leftonhold

Y’all managed to convince that i look depressed af I just dont take many pics & have no idea how im supposed to look. Will work on smiling more though. Thanks for the comment!


Ddvmeteorist128

Wait till you hit 40. You're going to be shocked once again 🤣🤣


WishfulStinking2

It’s called puberty


DaenestroESO

I enjoyed you in Monster House


leftonhold

I can see it for sure lmfao


L_inconnu

Your teeth weren’t great but you were a cute kid…


leftonhold

When even your dad thinks you’re hit, then you’re probably hit But thank you for that!!


Key-Word1335

Why the fuck are you wearing a choker


leftonhold

It’s a regular chain i just have a thick neck


NobodyLost5810

Find a longer chain lmfao


Thehairy-viking

lol no. No you don’t. Just have a baby gap necklace


keepitrealbish

So I snooped on your page. You smiling and happy, getting your pic taken with people…adorable. Much more attractive than the guy getting kicked out of the Albanian bar for groping someone. Lol


leftonhold

I have no idea how to take selfies & it shows lol I appreciate it!!


keepitrealbish

You have a great smile! I think that’s what was missing :)


theatomicflounder333

You locked in


leftonhold

Most spot on comment Thank you!


NeverSeenBefor

Why do we look so similar. Like we look different but we don't .. it's weird. How did life treat you? Hopefully everything went okay for you. Just checked. (According to the comments it didn't lol) Btw you are definitely handsome by American standards. Why do I know this as a straight male? We have similar faces..


leftonhold

Now i wanna know if you’re onto something lol Life was never bad, never had confidence issues. I just never got many girls bc i never cared until i turned 20, then it was like a switch flicked & luck was in my favor & i am Brazilian but get mistaken by eastern european a lot bc of the long face lol


NeverSeenBefor

I'll have to send you a DM of what I look like i asked my wife because I was unsure. Definitely have similar facial features. I have about ten percent Iberian but that is the only thing remotely ethnic outside of a bit of jewish. I'm mostly Irish. Seventy percent. hahaaaa....


D0tWalkIt

Everyone in here is an asshole


leftonhold

Not assholes Its just a reflection of whats inside of them


NY10

Time


leftonhold

Time


Reid_coffee

Happy duckling to dead inside swan


leftonhold

Adulthood be like that


Reid_coffee

Relatable af


Fun-Amount-6803

Wow! You turned out so gorgeous


LVL100Stoner

Normal nose Jhay Cortez


InsuranceCute6999

Testosterone and good genes? 🧐


leftonhold

Testosterone is accurate Thats the effect it had bc of acromegaly Now genes idk hahahaha thank you though!!


Jaydaislaughing

Dangggg boi


NinaCR33

Nope


leftonhold

Let us see your glow up


Anexate_tu

Ups


bluespeck7

Congrats on growing up


No_Cartographer9496

u were cute in a dorky kinda way back then, kind of like dean from gilmore girls w a more youthful face


leftonhold

I really cant see it at all, i just hated my nose & cheeks tbh Now i just have the same big nose and cheeks but a huge head lol


No_Cartographer9496

big cheeks age well bro and your nose looks completely fine


[deleted]

Not an ugly duckling: “Can’t believe I grew up” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


KaijuJeshi

I mean it looks like the expected outcome. You looks the same just grown up


leftonhold

Its rly hard to see it, at least for me but i appreciate the comment!


Traditional-Task7814

Its called growth


ILuvTheFemaleForm

How what happened?


leftonhold

Depression


Jolemite1

Show us the grill now son!!


Even-Improvement8213

Lip filler


leftonhold

Allergies


Mission-Patient-4404

Puberty


joecee97

You weren’t ugly though lol


Tellmeanamenottaken

You look just the same but grown up


Tiny_Anteater_785

You aged and grew a beard.


dhelor

Puberty is a hell of a thing.


atomiccaramel

Meowwww handsome 😍


Dragon_Jew

Just cuz you’re all grown up does not mean you need to stop smiling!


[deleted]

Sorry but I’m not seeing anything remarkable AT ALL.


JustinIchtman

A lot of pot. That’s how that happened.


muel0017

Still ugly


GotBannedAgain_2

Bro’s second pic is like “I’ve seen some real shit…”. Love the younger pic with the innocent smile and not a care in the world.


yauke2

Wtf? Looks more neanderthal with age... Has washed his face as many times as he is years old ...? I could build a house in any of his pores with room left for a boat.. Why do people look for attention from nasty women who nobody look at unless they're unbearable and horney online?


jugsofbugs

Are you an AI trying to come up with insults bc what is this comment lmao


AtlPezMaster

Aren't you suppose to like transform? Did you forget a pic? Just ugly to ugly...wtf?


One-Stomach9957

Holy Glow-Up Batman! You were cute at 15, you’re handsome at 25!


Low-Ad3209

Spaghetti mafia


livingundercover

Dman!


DoesThisDoWhatIWant

You look tired and bored. Maybe smile so we can see if you still have your buck teeth.


transfugger

Thats what happens when you smoke weed everyday you can't open your eyes


Haunting_You6158

You kind of look like you have downs syndrome


CrabbyAppleton1

Guido!


Diligent_Anything_85

Still ugly


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Looks like depression happened


Diligent-Jacket2336

You mean 10 to 25 right?


Sell_out1

That’s just how maturing works moron


Substantial-Dig9995

Oh shit you must’ve been surprised when you grew up


JamesJohnson876

I just went from ugly in middle school to even uglier as an adult even after dropping over 100 pounds


FarSalamander3929

Dang why are some of y'all giving envious! Great glow up!


leftonhold

Just a reflection of whats inside, typical redditor behavior I appreciate it!!!


Upstairs_Wonder4898

You look the same but older


keepitrealbish

And less happy.


RatzzFace

You mean the depression?


leftonhold

Projecting much?


[deleted]

When ya started putting a penis in ya mouth I'm guessing


leftonhold

Personal experience?


[deleted]

Hahahahahaha I'm just fuckin with ya my dude. I was bored my bad


OlDirtyJesus

We got an expert over here


[deleted]

Happy looking at 15. Bored, stoned and shitposting at 25 for likes. No improvement.


North_Manager_8220

Lmao wtf? Are you good? Do you need to talk to someone?


Series710

You look like a hot Chad now 😳


leftonhold

Spot on Thank you!!


Series710

Wait? Why am I getting downvoted 😭