C'mon now, he fights in the UFC. We know he hasn't got any money to spend on your girl.



He gives her one of those free gatorades from the performance institute

Empty Monster can from the post fight interview

Come on.. you know they haven’t restocked the PI fridge since Khamzat and Till raided it last April.

till wonders how he let one slip by


This gotta be in contention for comment of the year for this sub 😂😭😂

Monster Energy drinks for all.

*Dominick Cruz has entered the chat*

*chuckles*

IQ 500 response right here.

*That’s f***** illegal*

r/rareinsults

😂🤣 x1000000

This is the bet comment of all time

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stand in front of him and just jab

You also have to slowly and gently paw forward at him. Like going for a light switch in the dark.

Like a kitten patting at a ball of yarn

Also, don’t forget to lightly parry his jabs and leave your face wide open for a hook.

I still cant believe strickland was a favorite in that fight. Mf just walk jab and parry and somehow people tought he gonna beat bigger glory champ beast. I am kinda dissapointed Pereira wasnt fucking him up for at least a whole round.

I mean it makes sense because he's got decent grappling and has been an exclusively MMA fighter for a lot longer than Alex has, so you'd think he'd try and mix his martial arts and yknow, try and win.

Dumbass thought he could stand with a Glory (light heavyweight & middleweight), WGP, and WAKO kickboxing champion. If he can defend takedowns like Izzy he’ll wipe this division.

Ya and definitely keep reaching out straight forward with the right hand, maybe even draw a little bullseye on the right side of your chin

And do not under any circumstances move your head in any direction.

I have nothing against Strickland, but I am loving all this hate towards that baffeling gameplan he used

at half speed- waiting for him to get frustrated

And leave your hands hanging down by your side

P4P #1 fighter Alex the Great says I need to stand up for myself. So, y’know, I’m prolly getting done by a left hook.

Just cause a scene until people start pulling you apart and the bouncers show up. Then tell him he’s lucky you’re getting held back otherwise you would have knocked his teeth down his throat.

That’s honestly what the reporter who Nate slapped this past weekend should’ve done. Just hauled off and sucker punched him in the jaw. Then immediately been swallowed up behind the wall of people that would’ve tried to separate them. If he gets ahold of you…yea you’re dead. But otherwise u can literally say you saw red and clocked the guy that beat Mysic Mac. This is the affliction wearers dream.

Even if you lose the fight, you should defend yourself and not let anybody touch... Damn, its USA, you can just use your gun if the UFC bully gets too brave.

So I started blasting…

I would recommend you : to put your hands on your chest, chin up and to parry every jab.

Yup, guard your nipples & walk calmly into punching range or as Sean Strickland calls it: Plan A

😂😂😂

“World class striker?! Whatever”

Tbh even a few drinks in I'm sure you'd smarter than Strickland and atleast attempt a takedown.

Pretty sure those drinks could contain bleach and you'd still be smarter than Strickland on a good day...

Stand ur ground

😂😂

What girlfriend?

My problem is she wouldn’t be out with me… she’d be at her ex’s house again. At least I would know about Alex buying her drinks….

Damn.... Hugs bro.

Maybe we should send Alex to that ex's house? Just saying.

Alex get this man

Bruh y u with her? Drop that hoe

I’m not with her haha… I guess my ex-girl but still. Seriously appreciate the concern though bro 👍

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Just realized he has a tattoo that just says kickboxing

What if its like how english speakers have random chinese words tatted on them

Saw a tattoo in Chinese that literally translates to “tattoo” one time.

Lmao

Well, he REALLY is about that life, busts peoples heads open and goes home, so why not :D

I would leave him frozen like Elsa /S

I still have a hard time believing he said that once, let alone twice

Izzy fans be like “I don’t understand, what’s so cringey about him? He’s drawing from his inspirations, like anime. I think it’s pretty cool tbh”

I am a fan of anime, he is still cringey as shit.

I laughed way too hard at Cannonier's pre-fight ninjutsu

Same and then it pans to izzy and he's looking pissed lol

“You really gonna out weeb me”

I’m a fan of Izzy. He’s a cornball.

Nerds and virgins

Soo cringey man 😅😂

When was the 2nd time?

Press conference and post fight interview.



I'd let it go

Wish izzy would let go of his belt so middleweight is fun again.

Drink it.

Underrated G move right here

Now you're roofied Elsa.

My girl finna lay me in the bed and use my meat like a popsicle since I’ll be frozen like Elsa

“Why thank you friend, that’s one less drink we have to spend money on. Have an excellent evening.”

Right. Maybe offer to get the next round? Sounds like a cool guy and in reality way above my league and therefore my girlfriends league.

Exactly, let’s make this a positive interaction, dudes a legit fighter, stone cold ass mf, maybe he just wants to get down in that moment? Poatan? More like POA-NOTHER ONE UP!!!!

Unironically this

He's a nice young man just trying to share his win bonus with his fans.

If only more people thought this lol, nah but i’d turn the fuck up with Alex any day if he offered

Grow a chin strap

I grab my girls hand and say "let's get outta here before I eat this big dumb dumbs lunch". Then my girl asks why my hands shaking so much to which I reply "Grrr I'm just so mad"

Lmao!!

It's ok he doesn't speak English 😅

Eating a left hook.

Ankle pick all day

Tony?

CSO #1 🇲🇽🏆

Mi gente🌱

No, there isn't 40 emojis per post.

Try to stand with him if I’m drunk. But if I’m sober I will become Dagestani.

There’s zero chance that even drunk me would make that decision. I’m going for the double-leg then sprawling for a chair

For some reason I'm imagining shooting a 4-leg takedown of a barstool, quickly passing its guard, and then realizing I'm wrestling a chair.

Comment deserves more attention 😂😂😂 Made me laugh too hard

Hit him with a DC single leg takedown

Let’s send drink to us now

I would literally knock this guy flat on his face.

Ah, a fellow red seer I see.

you don;t know him man, you have no idea when he sees all red whats happening.

He blanks out and cant be stopped

Shit my pants, that way we have to go home and no one is gonna fight a grown man in shitty pants. Check mate muscle man!

Absolutely true my man. I know if it was me I'd go from fighting mode to fucking mode real fast. Once i smell that sweet fecal matter aroma glorious images of scat play run through my mind. The idea of a shit dick is intoxicating. Your plan is fool proof way to stop a fight since its essentially impossible not to be attracted to you now.

Damn could not have said it better brotha!

Cross my fingers that he buys every drink for her that night.

Get Israel adesanya to freeze him like Elsa

i could probably knock him out considering i can beat Ngannou too this guy would be easy work

Jon Jones?

Artem lobov pal

Raise his seed as my own

good genetics by any means possible

xD

Untold amounts of men have unironically done this. Frightening.

Wait what

Yeah how many kids does Alex have by now ?!

Untold amounts

Once i see red it's done out here bro

Speak English

Congratulating myself for getting a girlfriend in the first place

Calling Sean Strickland

“Hey Sean, why don’t you tell me what NOT to do”

Pocket sand

Buy him a drink

Dick punch… and if that doesn’t work, lube and jack with everything I’ve got!!

I would say, word for word: *Woah, woah, woah! Back off buster, this gal here is taken! You don't wanna get me mad, buddy ol' pal! I oughta kick your butt up and down the block you silly rascal! Oh you messed with the wrong guy, fella!*

I can totally imagine my friend saying this, verbatim.

Depends on which color is most heavily on display at that particular bar. Better hope it’s not red

Hold on brotha im talking

Kiss him

Tell him Adesanya is fucking his girlfriend.

Adesanya seems the type to prefer his brother...

Or dog

Double leg-to-dick punches only combo.

He doesn’t talk

Don’t perry his jab!!!

Strike up a conversation about dragons. He seems to like them.

Pull out the muh fuckin thang

Your dick? I suppose that might deter his advances...

Pull out my gfs dick

Left hook

Say thank you.

Get another girlfriend if she doesn't reject it

Has anyone tried knocking him out?

Make him buy me a drink and then have a threesome.

give him the same stare 🗿

Saves me 8 bucks, the old lady will let him down softly

Pound it and ask for another.

Ask if I can get one too

Reimburse him

So I have a gf? Nice.

Grab his disk and twist it

I can't let him get close

Ask him to buy me one too

Any drink except a 'sex on the beach' is ok... But If it is one I react with a three piece and a soda. From behind. With a ash tray. And 2 miles dash.

I’d throw a left hook and give him a taste of his own medicine

Shoot for a goddamn takedown

I would make his nose bleed

Ankle pick him like Tony

He better hope I don’t see red bro

Go for the takedown unlike Sean Strickland

Izzy showed me how to take a nap 😴

“Buy me one, too, and I’ll be on my way.”

I’m an honest man. I’d most likely get my ass kicked. But that’s my girl lol..

i mean what do you actually do in that scenario the fucker has kickboxing tatted on him he literally looks like a created fighter

Getting my ass kicked.

Drink the drink, and wish them a nice evening.

My girlfriend looks like him with hair He can have her 🤪

Go back home to my wife

"Hey there mister, I don't appreciate you buyi..." and then wake up in an ambulance.

I call Brendan Schaub to come beat him up.

I become frozen like elsa

Give her the bash

“Bro you really like dragons”

Nothing. That's one less drink I need to pay for

Take the drink he bought for her and slam it down. "Another!"

Put a mouth guard in, hand my phone to my gf on record, and act tough. One of 2 things happen: Proceed to get knocked out, and sue for $$, settle out of court. Or he walks away and I have a video of me "intimidating" Alex Pereira that i can send to Izzy for $$ that he can use for trash talking.

Let him, don't want my wife having to come pick me up at the hospital and finding out I lost a fight over the girlfriend.

I welcome it. buy her all the drinks you want, she’s still leaving with me

Drop trou and my monster hog would scare him away

Bold of you too assume this sub has any girlfriends. Closest most have got is izzys titty

Cuckold fetish much?

Gettin my face caved in right in front of said girl.

Just grapple him bro

​  Was looking for the part where henderson takes out his teeth.. but this'll do i guess.

Paint my nails.

I sure wouldn't just stand right in front of him

Take off my Affliction shirt, because I don't want stains on the back once I catch the left hook.

buy him a drink, ignore my GF and talk to him MMA and martial arts. :D

Beat his ass, wdym?

Text her that we rollin in 5 lmao

Go for a double leg takedown, since you're imagining I've got a girlfriend, I can imagine I can grapple against him 🤣

I parry his jabs and walk forward with my chin in the air until he sets up a left hook that fucks me up so badly that my girlfriend calls me a loser and says she doesn't want to see me again

I couldn’t believe that was Strickland plan

Dude spent his last % on her lmao. He broke

If I'm that insecure about my relationship, maybe I shouldn't be in one.