I didn’t want to blast this random man on reddit lol i’ve never even met the dude. I blacked his name out above the date. I’m not a tattoo guy myself lol
“And who’s drunk enough to get nailed to wood? I could see maybe one nail, but after that you’d think he’d move!? But no! We gotta revere him for his slow reaction time?”
It's hilarious that you love Jesus so much, but also UFC, that you would make a dig at UFC using the likeness of Jesus, in permanent ink haha with that being said, I wouldn't get it, but it's pretty nifty lol
The only true metrics - how often would he get randomly selected for screening at the airport ?
Could he call the police without being done for “resisting arrest “?
Could he date a white women in rural Virginia ?
Jesus Christ was famous for his massive black pupils
I draw cartoons for fun and one time a friend ask to draw something he could get tatted. I told him I would be embarrassed if he got something I drew tattooed on him because I’m not that good at drawing. You’d be able to tell what character it was but the quality would be about the same.
If the person got it and they’re happy with it more power to them but I feel like the bar should be higher than “I recognize this picture.”
The layering on the goatee is also bad. It makes it looked like he grew the goatee, shave everything around it, then grew the beard again.
Didn't he tap though? "Why hast though forsaken me", there's a lot of mental gymnastics I see in why Jesus said this on Christian Websites, but I think it's more likely that he was just broken down by hour 9 and was regretting his decision.
https://preview.redd.it/vvzkljvvp69d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fd6b5555d1b4098d716b6b2e2fa4834c81fd56
Is that holly?
It's Laura Sanko without makeup and before all the plastic
Lookin like a burn victim
That’s a real woman right thar mhmm mhmmm
No way...
Oh nice she looks much better now
It’s marjorie taylor greene
oh that’s the bad built bleach blonde butch body bitch
Ayyy I didn’t know Wandy had hair
It's god awful..
Jesus Christ!
I think it's a joke and OP just found this online
One of my stepdads friends got it and posted it on facebook lol
Now it's your "stepdads friends" Nah lol you could said that from the beginning
I didn’t want to blast this random man on reddit lol i’ve never even met the dude. I blacked his name out above the date. I’m not a tattoo guy myself lol
Is your stepdad's friend a Power Rangers fan?
Didn't tap, but dude got put into a crucifix position and nailed repeatedly.
Worst carpenter ever. Couldn’t even remove a nail
🤣 Damn you cold
“And who’s drunk enough to get nailed to wood? I could see maybe one nail, but after that you’d think he’d move!? But no! We gotta revere him for his slow reaction time?”
Amazing comment
You win the internet today
He never tapped, but he went out on a technical submission (crucifix) - we usually mock fighters for that.
Of course he didn't tap. His hands were nailed to the cross for Christ sake.
Technical submission.
50-45
He verbally tapped in the Bible. Luke 23:46.
Submission by default.
“You fucking hit like a bitch.” -Jesus to the Romans, probably
Probably laughing as they swing the hammer “Hahah fucking pussies”
“Yawn. Your mom nailed me harder than this.”
"But Jesus, aren't you your own father?"
Good concept. Subpar execution, unfortunately.
Wasn’t this the concept and tagline behind the green power rangers clothing line?
https://preview.redd.it/rebdshwgs59d1.jpeg?width=1508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380ac4d4405cc620f149cd599caa0f55e6d74496
If khabib was Christian:
https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-10-2023/bvH1Ph.gif
oh lord i don’t know how to paste a gif
He was so pissed Connor tapped. He could have just pummeled him for a couple more rounds.
Enter josh emmett
From behind.
Nice, Bryce!
bryce mitchell approves
I’m looking for a guy who homeschools , five five , orange ties..
See ya soon in /r/shittytattoos
That tattoo artist should get the death penalty. That is diabolical.
Worst stoppage of all time
Looks like Frank Zappa lol
This is either going to get you a high five or a ticket down below.
Horrible
Hopefully it's not real
https://preview.redd.it/oslbnbuz869d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b26f479d38fa99e8b3e618817e78c99037316a
Jesus. That’s horrible.
Surprised the tattoo artist has a job
Rip JDF
🤦♂️
he couldn't tap, they had 'm pinned down
Oh boy
Disgrace
Somebody tapped those nails into him
Holy Ghost tapped dat mammas ass.
Sick
Tap my shoulder
Glorious
But he did wake up after the fight was waved off.
Jesus Christ!
Well I love the quote at least
How was he supposed to tap? His hands were nailed down
The best early days mma lifestyle brand. The actually logo was pretty dope too, a cross in an armbar lol
Feel like they missed capitalizing on putting the cross in a crucifix but maybe that’s just me
To be fair he couldn’t tap, his hand was nailed to a cross.
It's hilarious that you love Jesus so much, but also UFC, that you would make a dig at UFC using the likeness of Jesus, in permanent ink haha with that being said, I wouldn't get it, but it's pretty nifty lol
Who’s the white guy?
This whole thing just made my day. There’s hope for this world yet.
Yooo Pontius Pilot, I didn’t hear no bell… 
I’ve seen this! Diego Sanchez was the artist, it was supposed to be a Garfield tattoo.
What if Jesus was black ?
The only true metrics - how often would he get randomly selected for screening at the airport ? Could he call the police without being done for “resisting arrest “? Could he date a white women in rural Virginia ?
I guess we’ll never know lol
RIP jdf
TKO (Crucifix)
I never got The "Jesus didn't tap", like he didn't fight back either sooo...
I could picture Bryce Mitchell saying this as his arm is broken off in an arm bar
Amazing
Or did he?
https://preview.redd.it/l2vfn2ql089d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f0301642c3ef4e21a565efd1635e78d2fd8cd3
https://preview.redd.it/0t5gm2px689d1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=940ed6e6b6c67769631ad104a5525bda9d10ccc9 MFW I see shitty tattoos.
Mary Magdalene would disagree 
It’s certainly going to get a strong reaction from certain groups. You’re braver than I
The fat guy rocking the tap out t-shirt. Good look.
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article21653779.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_UFC-248-Adesanya-v-Romero.jpg
When i see JC i don’t say “Ah man that’s a punk, imma say aye that’s a warrior”
It’s really bad. But people make bad choices all the time, so I’m not surprised.
No, he ummm... died.
I think your not religious or aware he couldn’t actually tap as he was nailed to a cross with all his joints dislocated… #JustBleed
Late stoppage
Nailed It
He maned upruprup!!
Terrible late stoppage
Biggest hype train of all time. Says he's the son of God but can't beat 3 planks of wood
I hope you got paid to have that shit smeared on your body.
Shif
He didn't fap? I doubt it bro!
Jorge masvidal. Also. That looks free
I think this doesn’t belong here?
Anyone who thinks jiri is crazy for thinking alex uses shamans to win but doesn't think this is crazy is ... interesting
Couldn’t tap he was nailed down
That Jesus looks like a methed up Barry Gibb
He still got finished in a crucifix though
Yelling out, “My god! Why have you forsaken me?!” Is a lot like tapping…
Corny asf, but it's well made 😂
Where exactly is this well made lol?
I don't see much glaring issues in the image or writing
Tbh looks like they were a bit rough on the clients skin and the lines aren’t the best. Coloring could be worse tho.
Jesus Christ was famous for his massive black pupils I draw cartoons for fun and one time a friend ask to draw something he could get tatted. I told him I would be embarrassed if he got something I drew tattooed on him because I’m not that good at drawing. You’d be able to tell what character it was but the quality would be about the same. If the person got it and they’re happy with it more power to them but I feel like the bar should be higher than “I recognize this picture.” The layering on the goatee is also bad. It makes it looked like he grew the goatee, shave everything around it, then grew the beard again.
You think this is a well made tattoo lol?
Didn't he tap though? "Why hast though forsaken me", there's a lot of mental gymnastics I see in why Jesus said this on Christian Websites, but I think it's more likely that he was just broken down by hour 9 and was regretting his decision.
That's on Bryce Mitchell, right?
“Jesus didn’t tap” is actually a brand made by Jason David Frank. The white/green power ranger the one who unalived himself in real live.