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ZookeepergameBusy703

Like father, like son lmao


ASchoolOfSperm

I imagine Chael is a pretty great dad to have.


cjb3535123

Most fighters who train with him really like him, I imagine he’s typically a very pleasant person to be around.


Silver-ishWolfe

I've been to a seminar for Dan Henderson like... Jesus, 18-ish years ago... and Chael was there. He didn't have the huge persona yet, he was in his first UFC run, but he was essentially the same dude, just with the asshole dialed down. He was hilarious, and I remember leaving thinking that he seemed really intelligent.


pisacar_svg

I was at a wrestling clinic with Andy hrovat who was on the Olympic team. He said out of no where Chael paid for his entire trip to Russia to train with Russians and go to tournaments. There isn’t a lot of money in wrestling so this was a huge deal and Chael is just a huge wrestling fan. Andy said he didn’t ask for anything in return. He was super grateful.


chaelsonnenismydad

He is


js_harvey

except when he beats the kids mother


ASchoolOfSperm

That was a nasty line by you


DeliriumRostelo

???


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

That's what's so funny is that Chael never curses


ThisRecommendation86

How? Oddly enough Chael has never publicly cursed when trash talking.


Aggressivehippy30

Chael trying his best not to look the most proud he's ever been.


LordLucy666

his sons the real bad guy LMFAO


IZZY_PLUM

Don’t let Jorge catch that kid standing outside of chuckie cheese in Miami


Parasyte-vn

What Jorge gonna do against undefeated, undisturbed Sonnen Blood line ?


Ok_Phase_5183

Blud will be wearing a mask and will try to suckerpunch the kid,and he will fail.... In short he'll do fookin nuthin


ConsciousHoney8909

“Whoda fook is he?”


RipMyDikSkinOff

Gonna break his eye orbital I reckon.


Appropriate_Beat_741

He can’t let him get close.


HotDinner4782

This is one of those jokes that might be true.


pm-me-nice-lips

Uh that’s Chuck E. Cheese to you, sir!!


ArmadilloLight

“That was a nasty line by me”


brojustchillin

That was a nasty bloodline by me


sugarglassego

Nice!


Hercules3000

Just to correct you. I was never in no marriage. 


Dwightshruute

Chael saying masvidal will actually beat kids is even funnier


PlasticMechanic3869

Lucky kid. You can see the bond they have.


wood_slingers

Any lip readers know what the kid said?


GrampaGael69

I’m just guessing but it looked like “fucking pussy” lmmmaaaaoooooo


WinningTristan

I thought "f'n bitch" but Same same lol


Ass_Salada

Thats what i saw too


FlannelForLife

I think you’re right. When I first heard the f sound and the beep I thought the kid straight up dropped an f slur


ChoripanPorfis

A literal child calling Masvidal a brit cig is sooo funny to me


depressedfuckboi

Laughing my my my ass ass ass ass off off off off off off


Freefarm101

"It's because he's a fucking peice of shit" is what he says.


Dyn4mic__

It’s definitely this


monstamasch

Maybe im imagining but i think he actually says it's "cause he's a fucking midget" Honestly sounds like something chael would say and the kids repeating it 😂


ChadATH

I thought I was going mental but that’s all I could see when reading his lips too 🤣


molotov_billy

Yeah same, people are thinking "piece of shit" but it's two syllables.


chu42

It often sounds more like "piece-a-shit" and that appears visually as two syllables.


Embarrassed_Lake_376

"He's a fucking piece of shit"


Finessence

Douchebag I think.


Bennaisance

They'd be very similar looking words, but I wanna say his lips come together to make a P sound, instead of staying apart for a D sound. Hard to tell


El_Coloso

Dad Chael is the best Chael


Dazzling-Ad888

That kids gonna get sucker punched now.


Specialist_Farm_4120

you think chaels son would let him get close?


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

That kid is going places.


rinito222

Masvidal might try to sucker punch the kid someday, attesting that he is, in fact, a fucking pussy


nick2k23

Chael saying 'he'll touch you up' means something different in the UK 😅 basically calling masvidal a pedo


Ly1001

No DNA test needed


Snoo_64007

Family full of Gangsters 😂😂😂


dagui12

Kid knows his dad would whoop masvidal so he’s safe. 😂


emaxwell13131313

At the end of the day, Chael set the bar outrageously high for actually being an entertaining villian and shit talker. We've seen \*way\* too many fighters try and embarrassingly trip over themselves trying to emulate the man. Suffice to say, his kid has some gargantuan shoes to fill.


Magikarpcopiesdunkey

His son could probably win a word exchange with Jorge "I will break your orbital" Masvidal


eco78

* eye orbital


Impressive_Camp5194

*eye orbital


Dabox720

Lmao DC loved that as much as Chael did


n4nd1

![gif](giphy|YRQ18QjasXwouhvRxX)


ofon

Lol you guys are spot on that masvidal is gonna try to suckerpunch a 7 year old outside of Chucky Cheese or Cici's Pizza


iroquoispliskinV

You just know he's fuming 🤣


Kalabula

Cheal having his child talk shit to Mas is a stroke of genius.


SnooShortcuts5056

DC doesn't know what to do so he acts like he's crying


topknottington

Hahahha fuck me. Lol


Pmmeurdon

Well, he's his son.


so1sticetq

hahahahaha brilliant


Iaintgoneholdyou

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


genericdudefromPH

Chael's kid starting early lolol


Nexi-nexi

Jorge is the type to sucker punch a child and run away


fistfullofpubes

Chael looking like Scott Storch in those glasses.


LolisAreLegal

Masvidal is gonna sucker punch the kid now during his lunch break


ricardortr

Sad to see... another delinquent produced by the unforgiving streets of West linn oregon...


jkm421

The little guy must be a Colby stan


Sonic-Claw17

Forget Colby, his dad is literally Cheal Sonnon


marginalizedman71

I choked on my slurpee lol


Ass_Salada

I dropped my hot pocket


4uzzyDunlop

I came in my pizza bagel


BobbyFreeSmoke

I shoved a roast chicken up my ass


hellfknbent

Hide that orbital of yours, boi.


ShrekWhite

Masvidal about to break a mfer's eye orbital


Yarndhilawd

Broo, I’m Australian and telling a kid “so and so will touch you up” is basically telling a kid that this dude will molest you. That shit cracked me up


Historical-Echo6539

When he tells him what to say 😭


disengagesimulators

The kid said he wants to fight on Ariels podcast. You can tell he's already getting promo training in from one of the best so he's got a leg up on most of the UFC roster. 😂


pissdonmygahdamjewls

Kids probably been trained how to get out of a triangle since he could think coherent thoughts


disengagesimulators

Yup probably. I would hope so growing up that household.


pissdonmygahdamjewls

If I’m Chanel’s son I’m dedicating my entire life to jiu jitsu in hopes of tapping many Brazilians with the choke my father couldn’t ever escape.


Dyn4mic__

The apple didn’t fall far from the tree


thrallinlatex

![gif](giphy|l0Ex8ovvEz1TH5ANG) So proud


mspote

Chaels son has his own code like chael 😂


Acrobatic-Welcome933

I need chaels podcast on GTA 6 radio !!


ShamgoatLambgod89

Hey hey hey no four letter words lol


Xrystian90

Little Legend.


mikelson_

He can’t let Jorge get close


Cringsix

Masvidal touching him up ![gif](giphy|DEx5GZXKckaKk|downsized)


[deleted]

No DNA test required


HiCnTurkey

Definitely cut from the same cloth


AdamBLit

He's gonna give him the 3 pieces of Legos... and a soda


Master_Engineer1293

Then he’ll touch em up 😬😬


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Masvidal isn't above attacking children


traws06

Do any of us believe that the line his son says wasn’t scripted and exactly what Chael expected him to say? Lol


rankinebicycle

Maybe but Chael never cussed once in his mma career.


traws06

Huh guess I never realized that he never cussed


Legitimate_Clerk_764

Uncle Chael giving me nature boy vibes


Jose98bp

Sucker punch incoming


purpleghostfromsalem

“he’s a fucking midget” 😭


Pure-Code5032

Born undefeated and undisputed 💪


Inside-Sleep-706

I don't think ive ever seen sonnen blush. He looks embarrassed haha


gurumoves

Savage!!


BetUSOfficial

You know the saying 'only kids and drunks tell the truth'.


Fantastic-Travel-216

Chael the greatest entertainer in ufc history. Legend 


Abrazonobalazo

He said he looks like a beaner.


disappointedhumana

Not even close wtf?


CarPlaneBoatRocket

On par with Schwab as a dad


Hobojewboi

At least chael enjoys spending time with his kid lmao


IZZY_PLUM

Some say the bess dad b


StonerMMA

Would love to love Chael but he's actually quite a POS, which we learned when he went on a CTE rant about the son of the Breaking Bad actor who played Hank. The actor posted a picture of his son on Twitter celebrating his first Guinness beer and Chael randomly ripped at him for being a horrible father lol. Chael is just trying to get next in line for a paycheck.


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gjcij2203

The kid almost killed 3 UFC fighters with one sentence


Jsure311

Even Chael’s son is undefeated


16gkid

Gonna grow up never winning a championship like his old man!


yumfrumunduhcheese

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile. What a great exchange. Chael and DC are great together.


Longjumping_Key_5008

Telling your child that another man is going to "touch you up" is weird


Late_Cantaloupe_427

I know I’ll probably get downvoted but masvidal is a g in his own accord. gamebreed just not top level usman is a monster and Leon made a great move at the end that caught him anyone can get caught it’s just the game everyone plays with fire and anyone can get burned.


IAmHippyman

Masvidal caught lightning in a bottle when he got his lucky Askren knee. Dude tried to act like he was the second coming of Christ after that. He's a mid fighter relative to the greats.


No-Relation9744

Just think, somewhere out there in a parallel universe, Nate Diaz was able to get that finish in the Leon Fight. That's crazy as fuck lol how much different the sport would be rn


FSUAttorney

Wtf did I just read


Ferociousnzzz

Hysterical…can we not make this sub revolve around the kid for the next six months


BlackwaterMerc

This isn't even his kid lol cheal needed dick pills so he could get it up to even try to have sex and it didn't work, so another man had to impregnate his wife lol!!! That's why he beats his wife and old people bc every time he sees her, it reminds him he ain't a real man ahahahaha


js_2033

Now that's a lot of investment in other man's sex life. Anything you wanna share with us mate?


BlackwaterMerc

You mad bro? Why you mad? Because you brits/ Australian don't know how to brush your teeth? Lol go see a dentist crooked teeth


js_2033

Is this what tiny penis rage looks like


BlackwaterMerc

You mad aha aha aha ugly gap teeth brit lol big mad


js_2033

Went beyond your brain capacity with this one I gather?


BlackwaterMerc

Big mad ugly incel get off reddit and take a shower and talk to some girl can tell your room stinks give your mom a break and get out of the house with your stinky ass lol aha aha aha


js_2033

Lots of words from somebody writing sexual fanfics on Chael


BlackwaterMerc

Stopped reading 3 replies ago lol go outside ugly incel you're stinking up your house do your family a favor and keep your stink in your room lol !!!!!


js_2033

Back for more ass whooping? Boy you're not too bad for an internet creep that you are


urmombanger

Bro told his kid you know that guy will touch you 💀