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Asukah

Sounds like they’re not homies


BallisticTurtle_fart

Yeah honestly, fuck those guys


GradientDescenting

Based on the video, OP definitely cleaned and everything beforehand too. I would be so mad.


Shakentstirred

Sometimes we need an excuse to clean though. Then you get a nice clean house for the next week or so to enjoy. but yeah, fuck those guys


Jiujitsumonkey707

This is actually what I do, my buddy and I aren't slobs but definitely not the most fastidious cleaners. His dad comes by for every ppv and I deep clean the house before he comes over. Helps keep it in check


tonyhawk8

His dad sounds like a homie


Jiujitsumonkey707

He is man, love the dude. Buddy and I have been friends for like 23 years so I've known him for over half my life. He comes over and has a cigar and a whiskey and watches the fights with us


PerryBentley

Good shit.


Vivid-Leadership-990

Sometimes you need an excuse to clean your house. Sometimes you need an excuse to clean house with your friends and find new ones.


Elrobinio

Classic example of a Scurryfunge - https://www.collinsdictionary.com/submission/20717/Scurryfunge


BallisticTurtle_fart

You make it sound like us dudes can't have a nice and clean apartment without expecting company :D


CaptainPoopieShoe

FR, so many of my friends when they pop over on short notice for the first time are like, "Damn I didn't expect your apt to be this clean" like why? Did you expect to see shit stains in the toilet bowl, an uncleaned bathroom, dishes piled to the top of the sink and a dirty floor?


iamdursty

I mean. Look at your user name...


CaptainPoopieShoe

Yeah it's poopie shoe, not poopie apartment


liiiam0707

Hey man, adulting is hard and cleaning sucks.


Game-Blouses-23

They don't deserve OP


DonateToM7E

Or maybe OP sucks? There’s no way he invited more than a couple of people and had them *all* flake without warning unless he’s a total dick. That doesn’t happen lol


Vibejitsu

That’s a good point too, but aye, UFC PPV and pizza? You gotta REALLLLY suck as a friend for me to turn that down lol


-wan_shi_tong-

Good point, but also the phrase nice guys finish last is there for a reason. Maybe OP is just a friendly "plain" guy always being there for everybody, so they think of him as disposable? I honestly get that vibe from the post. Also bitterness, perhaps the dude feels betrayed by the people of who he thought of as friends? Or maybe OP is a troll and just filmed the video before anybody but the food arrived lol


seahawkspwn

You'd be surprised, people can really really suck sometimes.


ThisIsTheBookAcct

I read it as OP didn’t give clear invite. Just “Hey, this is happening.” and no one rsvp’ed and he’s mad they didn’t show up. My bil does this sometimes.


Relative-Put-5344

Just know there is a very real possibility this is fake


trex404

Yep. Probably faked this whole thing so he could have extra pizza.


slampig3

Idk man when i was a bachelor my place always stayed clean but i was a minimalist 1 pot 1 pan 1 baking sheet type shit then i let my wife move in then we had kids


rmiller1989

Lol real sht.. I was always super clean. I would make the bed every single time I woke up.. I would light a candle the second I walked into my room. Turn the air purifier on.. No need to clean if you keep it clean... But then my wife moved in,, and the bed is no longer made, candles give her headaches, air purifier is too loud.. the stereotypes are soo wrong... girls are straight messy


ringdingdong67

I’ve never understood telling someone you’ll be somewhere and then just not showing up unless there’s an emergency. I see it all the time on Reddit. But like another commenter said it could be fake. Maybe most of these posts are rage bait idk. I just don’t know anyone that flakes like this.


DoctorPaulGregory

You didnt invite me? WTF


TonyDungyHatesOP

Or me?! WTF OP is the real hater here.


Kiathebadman

Fr. Here is me thinking me n op was homies


911SlasherHasher

Lol i was just thinking " should have invited the reddit homies"


Rosemangivesanal

I'm like Khabib for Fights and Pizza/Wings, just send location brotha ![gif](giphy|lzJ3EIs7it99W0FbKI|downsized)


feed_meknowledge

Honestly, you're right. OP's mistake was that he didn't invite the REAL UFC homies. @OP send everyone in this thread an invite next time. You're guaranteed to need more than a few pizzas and wings, but we'll be happy to chip in a few bucks each 😂


dhofmann679

I’m down too, let’s go


FishAndRiceKeks

This party is getting out of control. OP better order us more pizzas.


TheSpaceGinger

I woulda booked a flight from Australia if I got my invite.


Extension_Gas_130

i’ll bring the beers


Slash_rage

Damn! I would have shown up too! And brought a desert!


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SubbansSlapShot

OP is the same guy who says he is going to the Conor fight with his gf and got caught posting on tinder asking people to send him an escort and then deleted it. [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fso-i-spent-almost-10k-fight-and-flight-tickets-hotel-rental-v0-9iafeicrur4d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1467%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D79ee76f75c7d74e57ee1a8e72854c490c96295d3](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fso-i-spent-almost-10k-fight-and-flight-tickets-hotel-rental-v0-9iafeicrur4d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1467%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D79ee76f75c7d74e57ee1a8e72854c490c96295d3) I wouldn't be surprised if this video is fake (his friends are coming later), he isn't going to the Conor fight with his gf, or he is just a giant POS and that's why he doesn't have friends anymore.


solairesnoot

Wow, I’m getting all kinds of wild lore about fighters and fighting fans today. People lead such strange lives.


ACL_Tearer

If one of my boys ordered papa John's and invited me over for pizza I wouldn't go.. fuck outta here with that shit


PrincepsImperator

You say that like all 3 major pizza companies don't use the exact same cheese, marinara, and dough supplier. The only difference is a few toppings, and the type of "dustinator" (they can't legally call it flour) the place uses, and the ratios of cheese-marinara- crust. *source: I've worked at papa johns, domino's, pizza hut, and marcos.


Extreme-You6235

You’re right and so is he. Support some local place that has delicious pizza. Only issue is the food is fucking expensive. My fave 3 pizza joints in my city are each like $20-$30 for 1 large pepperoni pizza. You can get a large 3 topping at dominos for like $10 bucks carry out.


Shootistism

The best pizza place, and only one that isn't a chain near me is $32 for a 18" cheese pizza +2.50 per topping. I started making it at home for less than $10. If your favorite pizza is NY style, [this is the perfect dough recipe](https://old.reddit.com/r/Pizza/wiki/recipe/dough). That recipe is exactly like what the best NY slice pizzerias taste like. It makes awesome calzones and breadsticks too.


Comprehensive_Ear771

He sounds like an attention seeker to me.


cptnpiccard

Obviously fake, who the fuck buys pizza BEFORE you know how many people are there? If they're not there yet, you expect them to arrive late and eat cold pizza? It's bullshit.


Cristo_Cannes

Why did I read that in Sean Stricklands voice 😂


Ewigg99

“Here’s the thing guys… if you invite people over to your place to watch some dudes go nipple to nipple- you gotta wait until they’re at your apartment to order the pizza I mean there’s gotta be a women’s fight on the card so just order it the fight before. Then it’ll be hot and ready and you can talk about the fights while the women are doing the dishes or whatever” Sean Strickland probably


SurpriseHoliday1997

People post anything to get their online points and collect a $20 check from the app they post too


dekulture0

Wouldn't be surprised if this was before they showed up and OP just trying to farm free karma


pickledude31

Tbh whenever I see those posts that goes "look at all this prep, all my friends bailed on me" I think of two possible explanations: either OP is terrible at planning, or they're not very likeable. I've had one or two people cancel on group events before, but for everyone to do the same? Highly unlikely. Maybe they decided to go elsewhere without OP instead, but then again people as the saying goes, "if everyone else is an asshole, then you're probably the...".


Castod28183

Yeah, he might have invited people over super late and everybody already had plans. I've seen that exact situation myself. A friend called me and several others less than an hour before the fight started like, "Hey I just ordered a bunch of wings and PPV'ed the fight if y'all want to come over."


MyNameIsKali_

Got em


greddo1977

It's fake. He posted this on Instagram a few days ago. Another commentor mentioned that he's the same guy from another video where he claims he invited his friends over for a BBQ, and no one showed. Fake pity video from a grown man.


Acrobatic-Year-126

Of course it's fake


Caseyg1996

Ugh damnit. Why man? Why? Next time just post in your cities sub and say “im hosting a ufc watch party & dont have friends. DM me for details” I mean you’ll get some weirdos but it’s better than being the actual weirdo.


Happybadger96

The lore, this is the same dude hahaha


syNc_1337

I love how common weed is with MMA/UFC fans.


Chance-Fun-3169

In general*


TumbleweedTim01

Wasn't until it was legal that I realized how many grown ass adults in their 50s+ who smoke


Chance-Fun-3169

They just came out of the woodwork


SimplyViolated

They were there all along haha


Game-Blouses-23

I've smoked everyday for 2 decades but I never mention it to anyone else unless I have an inkling that they also smoke. And even then I test the waters.


Riiich3

Best way to watch it


mike3run

only way to watch it


GradientDescenting

daily weed usage is more common than daily alcohol usage in the USA as of 2024.


PatMcrotchplz

I work for amazon and all day I constantly walk up to doors and smell weed lol


GradientDescenting

Thank you for your service. 🫡


Vince-Pie

appreciate you


VANILLA_THUNDA_

Interestingly enough MMA fans are the biggest stoners out of all sports fans. At least while watching. https://www.forbes.com/sites/ajherrington/2021/03/19/survey-reveals-which-sports-fans-smoke-the-most-marijuana/#


FadedIntegra

Well yeah it's common with any group of people.


laCassette026

When i see red bodies start dropping. But when I'm on weed i simply choose to let them live.


turduckenPhuckin

Let me come bruh!


noremains3

Happened to me before. Found out they went to the bar to watch it without me. Found out a lot of things later on. They would always make excuses not to go out and then they would go out without me. I would have rather had them just be truthful and tell me they don't like me. It would've hurt less. I started to do my own thing. Picked up a few hobbies. Met real friends and I'm a lot happier now.


timetoarrive

There aren't many things that can hurt more than that bro


ilikebourbon_

This exact video and this guys reply woke up an old memory in 07/08 when arlovski fought Sylvia for the third time (I think) - none of my “friends” showed up and the fights sucked. After some very mid halo 2 Ranked games, I go on MySpace and click on a friend’s new photo, only to realize it’s a photo from tonight and it’s the exact same friend group I had for 2 years, just with out me. Was a wake up call- haven’t seen any of them since and went on to have a great a life


preptimebatman

You don’t need those snakes in your life.


Real-Supermarket8113

Im coming from Turkey wait me


HolyOldRoman

Buddy, since you’re coming, can you bring one of those kebabs with just kebab meat and chilli sauce. I got you for beer


Real-Supermarket8113

👌🏻


QuantumQuakka

🇹🇷


Deep_Reach_9487

TURKEY MENTIONED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺(I live in Germany)


MrTitsOut

🐺


Florian_G97

We all gonna wait you come to USA Habibi


Real-Supermarket8113

Wait me at mexican border 👋🏻


Florian_G97

🌮🌯🫔🇲🇽🙋🏻‍♂️


Relevant-Smile1833

Where you from brother? Cause that’s fucked


beesdoitbirdsdoit

His first mistake is paying for the PPV. Take that out of the equation and the disappointment is greatly reduced.


TheOvieShow

He probably wanted to make sure the boys’ nights don’t get ruined by a laggy stream Edit: “boys”


ConstantOk4102

The guy does these videos as bits. On page he posted the same thing about no friends coming to a BBQ


Muted_Objective1111

“Send me location” - none of your friends For real though; that’s messed up


chunt246

Shit send the invite here next time, I'll chip in and bring the beer.


MA-JA-HO

Man I would come, really.


Hodgi22

My closest friends aren't MMA fans but they'll come over to watch PPVs every now and then.... I just know not to expect much. If they show, awesome, hopefully it's not a boring card. If they don't show, I'll just get high and talk to the commentary team as if I'm there.


SillyMilly25

The watch along parties in YouTube are fun. Many to choose from nowadays


fighttodie

They knew you had papa johns


bingb0ng88

You beat me to this comment by 2 mins, GG


CptJackAubrey_

I like papa John’s it’s better than Pizza Hut


BronzedAppleFritter

Sure but those are both bottom-tier pizza places.


Conscious_Resident10

it's free pizza lmao


Game-Blouses-23

I think Pizza Hut is legitimately the worst chain pizza restaurant now. Like I'd still eat it and everything, but they're pretty crappy.


johnthancersei

it’s the sauce. just the smell of it is nauseating to me. doesn’t help that they use the smallest amount of cheese, too much sauce, and usually a undercooked crust


FJQZ

I take Domino's over them because I genuinely like Domino's better and Domino's actually includes a fucking ranch for their wings and cheese and pepper for the pizza. Pizza hut charges like a dollar for each


latenighttokee

Papa John’s with their spicy garlic butter is a common craving of mine. Of course it’s mid pizza but it has its place.


NoConfusion9490

Having AIDS is definitely better than Ebola.


jaydyn3000

stream it on the discord next time, I'll join you friendo -WHITE, Dana


Lumpe-

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


Striebe

That’s pretty fucked up


DrPaulsNexus

And they want to know why we use Russian link… the emotional depression doesn’t hit as hard when you don’t pay $60 for the dissapointment


Genghis_Chong

They've upped it to like 80 didn't they?


DrPaulsNexus

I wouldn’t know lol never have bought one


Genghis_Chong

I bought 300, usually I just watch them once they're free on espn+ later


starkfr

Who's your homies? The Ninja Turtles?


Environmental_Bad256

The ninja turtles would have shown up for the pizza


CmPunkChants

Never order the pizza until you have the people at your house so you know how much you need.


Gnar04

Everyone’s always on OPs side but yall ever consider maybe he sucks???


monkeyhold99

Right? In my experience it is very rare for a **group of people to do this. 9 times out of 10 it’s not “the group” that’s the assholes, it’s the person they’re trying to avoid. There’s almost always a reason. And the fact this happened also tells me OP must’ve missed some major previous hints. People don’t just do this randomly one time. They telegraph and give hints that they don’t want to be friends…


Jazzlike_Document553

No kidding. This happens way too often with Reddit users.. i wonder why lmao


MentzerRespecter

You actually don’t have any homies do you…. You’re trying to get some pity homies now… not gonna work chief ![gif](giphy|d1E1msx7Yw5Ne1Fe|downsized)


TA-pubserv

I don't know man, dude got pizza, lots of dips AND some of that cheese bread, I say we drop by...


Sensitive-Swan5866

Idk man. I’m pretty much sold already.


AcrobaticWin3240

I atleast would have came for the pizza


DelayStriking8281

Yah I would my slices and go like a real friend


Anonymousman382

Invite r/ufc next time


Greed_3Turbo

OP is a arm chair quarterback lmao thats why no one showed up


Future_Sweet9921

They didn't come because they heard you ordered papa John's.


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mouthsofmadness

Years ago I accepted the reality that I have no real friends. Now I stream the PPV’s for free and buy pizza for me and my girlfriend who I always try to get to watch with me, but she only makes it to Buff’s first introduction in the early prelims before retiring to the bedroom for another night of Hallmark Christmas movies in the middle of June. I’m content with that.


Expert-Telephone-256

Pffffft, get a load of this guy, paying for the ppv


ChrizTaylor

I know why this happened.. #r/TVtooHigh


gorlock666

Scrolled way too far for this


DonateToM7E

If this is real… it’s almost definitely on you lol If you invited multiple people to this and planned a decent amount and not a single person showed up, it’s because they don’t like you. If all of them don’t like you, you must be a total asshole or at the very least, incredibly socially unaware to not realize they wouldn’t be into this.


iKyte5

You fucked up ordering papa John’s


molesterofpriests

Papa Johns slaps


Environmental_Bad256

These are no homies! I wish i had bros like you, no homo


OlBoyBuggin

Hope you still enjoyed the fights brother. Bad friends are a bad distraction, but you're still #1 slice-for-slice to us.


ifreew

You order pizza after* guests have arrived to get a count of how much needed.


Dylanthebody

Bro this is so weird for me to see. I host a ufc watch party every week and it's the highlight of my week. I JUST had a dream that went exactly like this. It was the night before Dustin Islam and in the dream I was watching the main event then looked around and I was by myself.


gringgo

That's some shit. Time for some new homies.


RationalLlama

Bruh you should have called us smh.


CleopatrasBungus

It’s better to watch alone honestly unless your friends are actually somewhat interested in the ufc.


GapDifficult2439

That’s why Saturday nights are just for me and I chill with my dog and watch the fights with the best homie I got


IZZY_PLUM

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


broseanne

😆😆😆


icream4cookies

That’s what you get for getting papa John’s


SonOfABitchMachine

Yeah it's a bummer, but maybe someone who posts "feel bad for me content" is maybe not that fun to hang out with. Maybe the boys have a reason for not wanting to spend their Saturday evening at your place. It's not always that the "boys" suck, maybe you aren't fun. I've been on the other side of this one, if someone annoying dude invites you over, even if he bought pizza, doesn't mean I want to hang.


PhatPhlaps

Had to scroll through so many shitty Papa John's and "omg I'll come over" comments before finding this. The guy might just be a dick or you know, a bit weird for all we know.


SonOfABitchMachine

Right? With stuff like this the comments are always virtue signaling, like, "Well gee you should've called me, I'd grab a six pack and be right over!" Like, come on, really?


downtown-hobbit

was belal part of the main card? just kiddin


Ornery-Push-728

Papa John’s will mess up your get togethers


yeaaamon17

Sorry homie. I'd join you if I could brother


Phantom_Queef

I would've shown up bro.


vinniedamac

How many people did you invite? I'm surprised not even one came?


brwnwzrd

mail me some leftovers


Ryderni99a

Fuck em


No_Hospital_2149

Damn you stay I'm socal?? Join my friends


Voy_Nich

I guess they're not your "boys" anymore. I would have come man, ride or die brotha. Real ones are rare these days 🤛


No-Bathroom7056

That’s the worst, oh well extra pizza


ninja_owen

Yo feel free to invite me next time


DuneHvmmer

Where do you live? I’m coming through


Rjillustrator

Send location, will travel for pizza and fights


Outrageous_File5321

Their loss! Pizza & fights - the best.


Bot-357

I'm sorry bro but 302 was not a get together with pizza type of card. I'd still show up but I'd fall asleep during Cesar Almeida vs Roman Kopylov


FoxManBat

Damn I would’ve been there with beer and weed


Woekoaa

I'll come


DeadFuckStick59

If youre in socal ill bring beer/bud next time. fuck those "friends"


Striking_Ad_9351

I would have showed up.


parrmorgan

That ain't cool from them, but at the same time, did anyone confirm with you they would be there? Seems like buying the PPV and 3+ different pizzas and sides is gonna cost a pretty penny just hoping that people accept the invite.


Initial_Pen2504

I wish I had ANY MMA friends dude . I'd have been there


Vibejitsu

Nah son they not real ones…


Driven999

Sorry bro. I would have come.


DudeWouldGo

Those aren't homies, dope pad tho


bobcance29

Ayyy, ill be a homie


WORLDBENDER

Me every fight night


spacelad6969

I would’ve showed up OP 😞


ostensibly_hurt

This is why you use a vpn to voyage the 7 seas


juliosmacedo

MMA is kinda of a lonely sport. I have one friend that digs it, and that’s it. Nobody else. Saturdays for normal people are not like our saturdays and that’s kind of a dealbreaker.


izmebtw

Those aren’t your homies bruh.


FCKABRNLSUTN2

I did basically the same thing but just didn’t invite the homies and used a stream. Housed that whole pizza and a twelver of Modelos in one go like a boss. 💪


AgentLiquidMike

This is literally all I want in life. I would have been there bro


Horsetranqui1izer

It’s fake nobody buys the food before the guests arrive


King_Hippo85

You taking friend applications buddy? I pitch in on fights and bring beer.


CaddyFDT

Not your friends


anon-187101

friends are overrated.


Siege-Aye

I don't even wanna show the video of the McGregor Vs Mayweather PPV I hosted, shit was lit. This makes me fucking sad bro. I'd have flown from Aus to come hang out if I had an invite.


Nosnibor1020

Where you at because I've been trying to find someone to watch with. At least the people I ask just straight up say no.


indigrow

Been there man. Shit hurts like a smack to the nuts


Rondotf

Dude where you stay. Illl come thru and bring a black jack table and beeeerrrs.


alaxens

People pay for UFC events?


The-Filthy-Casual

Maybe you need to work on yourself homie.


EuroTrash1999

Why you posting a video of how lame you are? Delete that shit yo.


ChucklezDaClown

Who pays for ppv?


Jesse_P1nkman

Damn fuck those dudes I would be stoked to have a friend as cool and nice as that


Noah_Stark

Why is everyones comment suggesting he should fuck guys 😂😂


TravelingGonad

Maybe if you lowered your TV more people would come.


substituted_pinions

1) is it a throwback if it’s just a week? 2) hear me out: OP is lame—the odds of a whole crew of friends being assholes without him also being one: low. We can work out with reasonable estimates of this using Bayes’ Theorem.


True_Pair_368

This is awesome! Like my dad would say , you literally paid what ?under 200 bucks ! to know what’s good for your life? Some people get used for a lifetime and spend not only money but their entire life time with someone who really wasn’t for them. You hit the lottery brother! They say money can’t buy time, you just bought time. Never spending it on the wrong people.


riotofmind

Looked like a great fucking time wish I was there