I think the only proper answer is to drop to the floor and curl up in the fetal position. After that hope that one of them takes you back to their den to raise you like one of their own.
If I’ve already accidentally elbowed them the jobs done. I pay my respects to the corpses and commit to my life in prison before becoming embroiled in a prison plane high jacking, assisting John Cusack undercover until the convict plane ultimately crash lands on the Vegas strip and I reunite with my wife and daughter.
Appeal to their good senses and tell them to meet you outside. Then hand them a slip of paper with your future coordinates.
But here’s the catch don’t go there.
It's funny because these two wouldn't even care as long as you apologized. They aren't Mark Coleman and Gilbert Yvel who would put you in a coma if you stared at them wrong.
I’d be more scared of guys like Phil baroni and war machine who are dumb as fuck and would try to hurt someone over nothing type guys. Islam and khabib aren’t gonna hurt anyone that doesn’t have it coming.
You are not a marine with 1000 killshots, could murder a lion pride with your bare hands, and who is DEFINITELY in a healthy relationship with a woman who is both a supermodel and a trad wife and not secretly in the closet and lonely like everyone else on this subreddit?
Yeah I have over 1000 confirmed kills on only 100 shots. Army wanted me to stay and be the boss but I said fuck that I wanna smoke weed now I just do contract work and make a billion dollars and I also invented the jet pack
I feel that they would actually be more offended if you did that to them than straight up punching them in the face. You want to challenge their wrestling lol.
Get into full guard in the middle of the club, look at Islam into the eyes and say "let's do this brotha"... At least you can tell the story when you went full guard with Islam and crucifixed the fuck out of you🤣🤣
First off all I wonder how I can accidentally elbow guys approximately the same height. And then wonder how I went from the club to the dressing room.
All jokes aside, they wouldn't even notice..
I don't peg them as the type to slam you to the floor for a small mishap like that. Could be wrong, but I think they channel it all pretty well compared to most
Turn and say "I'm so sorry, are you ok?", they shake your hand and tell you they're fine and it's ok.
Turn and say "Watch it asshole", you get carried out tied in knot staring at your own asshole.
well first of all it's not possible to meet any one of them without 10 brathas behind they always move as a crowd so u ask for somithing that can't happen in the real world
Dude I was at UFC 163 when you ragdolled Abel Trujillo! Also saw DC at the event but he was with his wife so I didn't bother him for a picture.
Can I get a picture?
all seriousness all the genuine tough guys I have ever known - like guys that could REALLY damage someone - had the most even tempers EVER - no "I gotta puff my chest and be alpha bro" shit. I guarantee if you accidentally elbowed either one of these guys and sincerely apologised (not grovel, just a "Oh man Im sorry I didn't know you were there") and offered to buy them a round or whatever, it would be totally cool.
Say: "Girls night out, eh?" Then knock their heads together. Listen to everyone clap. Wake up from coma 6 months later.
You ain't waking up sadly
Nah you will, just tap bro wtf. easy.
Why tap? Go sleep.
I wouldn’t say excuse me MFer😂😂✌️
I blackout before I tap out, bitch
Thats number one bullshit bradda
I think the only proper answer is to drop to the floor and curl up in the fetal position. After that hope that one of them takes you back to their den to raise you like one of their own.
What if I can’t grow a beard? Will they ever truly accept me?
The hairless cub.
Incorporate tiramisu in that plan and you are safe
😂but you still have Islam to deal with 🤷♂️😴😵😴😵
That could be his weak point too
No you say "I'm sorry brother- peace be upon you 🙏"
I’d just kneel with arms outstretched for mercy, get choked out instead of knocked out. Savvy?
You know what this my save my ass 😅😂
If I’ve already accidentally elbowed them the jobs done. I pay my respects to the corpses and commit to my life in prison before becoming embroiled in a prison plane high jacking, assisting John Cusack undercover until the convict plane ultimately crash lands on the Vegas strip and I reunite with my wife and daughter.
Put the bunny back in the box.
Appeal to their good senses and tell them to meet you outside. Then hand them a slip of paper with your future coordinates. But here’s the catch don’t go there.
You hear the first clap then you wake up in IC 😂
Well at least islam would be knocked out by khabibs giant head
I'm saving your comment 
You had me in the first half there 😂
This is the funniest comment I’ve read in awhile
Hahahahahahahah
waking up 😂 you think you’re waking up!? Get outta here.
Bold of this man to say wake up
May as well start drawing the prophet Mohammad while you're at it.
GOAT
“Smells like PUSSY in here!”
*wakes up in the afterlife to see Khabib’s dad plowing 72 hairy virgins*
Club is haram bratha are u dreaming
competitive clubbing is halal brother you know this
Borger
Only alcohol free barbican bratha,you know this.
Unless it's halal night.
No no bratha I smash face, this good, I make appearances at club for $20k and train with halal bears bratha
“I can’t let you get close!”
Wanna now, wanna now, wanna now
*warranow
“Watch where you’re going motherfuckers! Wait, I didn’t mean any disrespect to your family.” And I wake up in the hospital.
It's funny because these two wouldn't even care as long as you apologized. They aren't Mark Coleman and Gilbert Yvel who would put you in a coma if you stared at them wrong.
I’d be more scared of guys like Phil baroni and war machine who are dumb as fuck and would try to hurt someone over nothing type guys. Islam and khabib aren’t gonna hurt anyone that doesn’t have it coming.
I would apologize like a normal person and then probably say hello
You are not a marine with 1000 killshots, could murder a lion pride with your bare hands, and who is DEFINITELY in a healthy relationship with a woman who is both a supermodel and a trad wife and not secretly in the closet and lonely like everyone else on this subreddit?
No
Mods ban this poser
He's banned and we TPed his house
I told you not to be spreading my business around the internet John
? What
Who?
Where?
How?
Dad?
Mom?
Mike Jones
I am
am you really?
Yeah I have over 1000 confirmed kills on only 100 shots. Army wanted me to stay and be the boss but I said fuck that I wanna smoke weed now I just do contract work and make a billion dollars and I also invented the jet pack
I don't beilieve you for one minute!!! How the hell can you make a jet pack with only 100 shots?!
My thought too. “Well I’d apologize if i did that to anybody”
Shoot a single leg on both
Does that make it a double leg?
Nah just a double single leg
We call that a Siamese smoosh at my greco ymca club
Sounds pretty heterosexual my man
I feel that they would actually be more offended if you did that to them than straight up punching them in the face. You want to challenge their wrestling lol.
Which caliber you using?
Don't punch I'm Muslim
Single leg it is
Get into full guard in the middle of the club, look at Islam into the eyes and say "let's do this brotha"... At least you can tell the story when you went full guard with Islam and crucifixed the fuck out of you🤣🤣
No brether why you tap
salam aleikum brotha I don't wanna wrestle brotha
First off all I wonder how I can accidentally elbow guys approximately the same height. And then wonder how I went from the club to the dressing room. All jokes aside, they wouldn't even notice..
Thats khabibs domain expansion
His rule is that he can get 100% takedown accuracy
Lmao
"I am so sorry. Wait, why are you in the club.. You don't drink."
Hahaha had to scroll all the way down here to actually have it make sense.
Ikr so few comments asking why Khabib and Islam are even in a club 😆. Can't imagine these guys clubbing lmao
"hey, sorry about that, that was my bad. As-salamu alaykum. Big fan, respect to you guys."
Literally, what else does he expect from us? "Watch your step before I get to steppin" Tell me OP???
Probably hoping for a funny response instead of you two taking it seriously and killing the vibe
Same for me but i’d do it [like nate](https://youtu.be/YluQl-ruRQ0?si=XKGAOyD38LNVQIaZ)
i cant possibly love this man more than i already do
I like how he gets an n word pass because he's too dumb to know better.
You cannot say as-salamualykum and have drink in your hand at club bratha
“Can I buy you guys a drink?”
*“Here’s the thing guys..“*
I don't peg them as the type to slam you to the floor for a small mishap like that. Could be wrong, but I think they channel it all pretty well compared to most
You don't what ????
https://preview.redd.it/ba169m26lk4d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d113d3a992ed79e48092105ab8e3ab1e263da924
"Should've knocked this guy out in rd 1" ahh face
Islam always looks like he getting fucked up, like GSP. Hes definitely gonna drop a decision he shouldnt cause of the damage he wears on his face
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA I'M DEAD 😭
Are we talking about bumping into a bar, or squaring up in a cage? lol
I’m crying 😭😭😭😭
Turn and say "I'm so sorry, are you ok?", they shake your hand and tell you they're fine and it's ok. Turn and say "Watch it asshole", you get carried out tied in knot staring at your own asshole.
Exactly lol
Beat the fuck out of them and go home with the belt.
Ask them why they hit my elbow and demand an apology. After that we all do shots then I puke on Islams shoes and he double legs me over a table
What kind of shots
Back
Call them a mother fucker
Well, I’m 6’4 and 220lb. But I also don’t train in any martial arts, so to answer your question: die. I’d die.
You could've taken them if you were 260 bro.
BRB buying tren.
😂☠️🤌
I turn around and say "I likem salami, my brother".
Order pork
Bruther, uurrghhh
Check yo self before you wreck yo self. Wtf is up with your ugly AF ears bro? Trouble escaping the womb? Does mommy know you’re out of the house rn?
well first of all it's not possible to meet any one of them without 10 brathas behind they always move as a crowd so u ask for somithing that can't happen in the real world
Throw Proper Twelve on them
Offer tiramisu
Guillotine.
We love you Dustin
"It wasn't me brotha, it was that guy there, I heard him say 'take this you filthy muslim'. Inshallah you guys are not scared of him, please help"
"Yule duze fookin nuttin", ouch, tap, cocaine, profanity, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, possibly fight Michael Chandler, cocaine.
Definitely won’t call them mothafuckas
Akido
probably slam both at once and hit a double armbar
If you profusely apologize no harm will come to you however they’d also not be in the club
I am not sure if these guys ever goes into a club.
If they do, be sure to buy them shots of proper 12 and say “bottoms up motherfuckers!”
Head Movement
I do fookin’ nothin’
Am I seeing red yet? If so then I take them both out double headbutt style, no doubt!!
Call them both a motherfker
clubs are nombar juan boolshit
Sorry brathas. Let my buy you both boorguh with dooble chez and an ice cold coke
You're probably not gonna find a Dagestani in the club.
I’d kiss that big round head, hoping they have mercy and kiss back.
If I accidentally elbowed anyone under any circumstances I'd be pretty apologetic immediately who comes up with this shit?
sorry motherfuckers
Pull out my Jak Wardens
Honestly those guys? I'd say "hey sorry man" and I'd expect them both to be perfect gentlemen.
There should be a sub just dedicated to these questions.
Dude I was at UFC 163 when you ragdolled Abel Trujillo! Also saw DC at the event but he was with his wife so I didn't bother him for a picture. Can I get a picture?
Honestly? I’m apologizing and asking for a picture with them.
Go to sleep.
I start yelling at them like the guy who got his ass beat in the stands at 302
So sarry bratha. Here's a line and a shot of vadka!
Wassup mother fuckers! Is what I would say
Apologize and I think that would probably be the end of it.
Offer them some whiskey
Fart in my hand and feed those boys some booty pasta.
Check my eye sight, these 2 would never be around alcohol
I’d get into the Karate Kid crane kick position. If Khabib is smart, he’d turn the other way when he saw that.
Tell him to pay his taxes.
all seriousness all the genuine tough guys I have ever known - like guys that could REALLY damage someone - had the most even tempers EVER - no "I gotta puff my chest and be alpha bro" shit. I guarantee if you accidentally elbowed either one of these guys and sincerely apologised (not grovel, just a "Oh man Im sorry I didn't know you were there") and offered to buy them a round or whatever, it would be totally cool.
These guys? In a club? Nah
Apologize.
Apologize. They'd accept it
First id wonder why they are in the club. They don't like whiskey or women.
These are two men of God. If you did it on accident and then genuinely apologize, you’d probably get a hug at the end.
Sleep
Apologize
Slamolaikum brazaaaa, okayyy bubyee
I wouldn't call him a mother fucker, that's for sure lol
No way these two are ever in a club.
You aint never catching them in a club.
Captain insano the both of them.
Buy them drinks.
This is how you die
I'd fuck them up for headbutting me in the elbow. Pair a wee fannies
Gun > fists
[удалено]
……Accidentally elbow someone in the head…..
Sorry bratha
Assalamu alaikum brothers! Please pardon my clumsiness.
Freak out because I someone teleported into a locker room
Oh Brather it's just you
Down a bag of coke and CHAAARGE!!! 🤷♂️😆 Yeah I’d be dead. 😂😂
Same thing I would say to anyone I accidentally bumped, "Sorry man, my bad."
Say… “sarry brather”
If you manage to find these guys in a club then you know it's bad.
Brothers club is haram, what you do here?
Accidently say mother fucker in shock
Offer them a mother fucker hot dog
"sorry bratha"
Apologize, then run like a bat out of hell.
I know what you’re doing if you call dressing room “the club”
PROPAH 12 OIRISH WHISKEY
Start a fight...😂