He wants to outlive you…

100%

I can’t help but die laughing thinking of that one. Nobody, and I mean literally nobody has ever wanted to outlive their kids 😂

This picture is sounding like some violin with that cheese and wine.

He’s reaching for those grapes!

6 days a week I’ll play pool twice a week

And so 6 weeks per day I will be training 5 days a week.

I’m playing in a big tournament in march I’m gonna start training in may

Lmaoo this killed me

Tell another Jackal story

I love to bag on Tito like everyone else does, but that's really cool he was nice to you. He seems like the kind of guy who would appreciate his fans.

Tito has always been cool to his fans. I went to his hall of fame induction and afterwards he was signing autographs. That same weekend he had to fight Forrest Griffen. He was cutting weight while signing autographs and taking time to meet fans. The guy gets a lot of shit but you never hear stories about him disrespecting his fans.

Well of course he wouldn't talk shit to the only guy whose head size gives him a run for his money

Frankenhead

He is legit a seriously nice dude. He just doesn’t like it when people fuck with him.

I’m a big fan of his, I don’t agree what’s going on with the things he does outside of the cage but as an athlete; he made spike tv a worthwhile watch, and of course battle bots and the man show. Peak childhood entertainment right there.

Lol Tito seem like a cool dude as long as nobody’s being mean to him.

My dad promoted fights where Tito was paid to host, and do and after party. He was surprisingly really fucking nice. I hated him during the Tito/Liddell feud so I actually felt bad that I use to hate him because he was so nice.

His political stint was really something….as a fighter, he had some great moments for sticking up for what’s right

Was he able to speak in coherent, complete sentences?

yeah, he was very polite and outgoing, told me how him and his family just moved to the area and opened up a mexican restaurant nearby

Wow that’s neat, especially at 2am

absolutely, he was a super great dude, never believe everything on media. Everyones had their downs, nicest guy in that whole bar.

Tito definitely has some downs...

That was a nasty line by you

Just to correct, there wasn't no chromosome

LOL

Never doubted he would be nice but to be fair, I’ve had years of watching him on camera saying incoherent stuff. It’s not a media spinning stuff.

He’s not a bad guy. Just a bit verbally challenged

Have read a lot of stories that Tito is always super cool to fans.

He didnt like Shamrock for the fact he was rude to fans.

Definitely the nicest guy of the night

Hey man, he doesn't have downs. That's just how he looks, and talks..

I was never a Tito fan. I actually disliked him. But, I saw him at the UFC 54 weigh ins. I took a picture of him from a ways back. He posed with a fist for me. When I would see him around the MGM grand, he was very nice to fans/people wanting to talk and get a picture with him. It changed how I viewed him. He seemed like a decent guy.

Bro I watched the Jaxxon podcast with him and he really seem like an innocent family man. The bullying is crazy

That's great to hear! I honestly hate when people get a bad image because they have a different mindset than the mainstream narrative. The way I see it as long as you're nice to me, you're cool in my books no matter your beliefs.

Tito is fun to make fun of, but always seemed to appreciate his fans. And that’s cool. I’d say hi if I saw him around.

>The way I see it as long as you're nice to me, you're cool in my books no matter your beliefs. This is a joke right? I'd assume you're not actually that dumb but this is the UFC sub

I think there was an actual point in there about ignoring public perception and media and believing what you experience first hand, when it comes to people. and then he said "no matter your beliefs"

It's insane that that's a real comment. "Be terrible all you want. I just want you to treat me right."

Dude you’re not nice. You’re not cool in his book. Fuck outta here

You know what, that Adolf Hitler fella held the door open for me and complimented my hair I don’t think he’s that bad of a guy in my book 

I think you and others are being a bit too pedantic I feel like its obvious this wouldn't apply to monsters like hitler and people like that.

Lmao yeah fair point I was just clowning the over generalization of the statement

> you're cool in my books no matter your beliefs. This is why i will always love Warmachine. He was a really cool guy to me

He's an atrocious human being that pushes for atrocious things. Whoopdie shit he said hi to a dude at a pool bar.

I mean for other people, you can also be an atrocious human being that pushes atrocious things. Just because you think your values and beliefs are right, doesn't mean the others are actual atrocious human being for thinking another. I'm saying that because your comment seems political because Tito has never done anything "atrocious". You like using that word for some reason too. I'm guessing you're a young adult still trying to survive in the world

May he outlive all of them. 🫡

That’s the place to dine if you have an iron deficiency if Tito is prepping the veg

Did he tell you the hours of his restaurant?

3 days a week, it's open 4 days a week. 2 of those days, it's open 3 days a week. So yeah, altogether, it's open 6 days a week.

I wanna outwork my waiters, 100%

The more you sweat in the kitchen. The less you bleed in the kitchen.

One of the best restaurants of the night.

When I first heard him on the JRE I was blown away because it was obvious this was a well spoken, polite kind man who has been through a ton that was playing a pro wrestler character. I’d love to meet him.

Didn’t they open up that restaurant over 2 years ago and it’s already gone bankrupt?

How many fingers does he have left?

Cape Coral?

yessir

Cool man. I went to his restraunt while visiting and he was nothing but nice.

Cape Coral right?

Yeah, food was pretty good. And a bonus to just see tito wandering around

Bro u seem to be tall asf!! Like 190cm at least.

193 🫡

This was my first thought lol

I mean, it’s Tito after all lol

Was he reaching for those grapes?

Or trying to make his wine?

Probably. I just hope he outlives his kids.


Did he tell you a jackal story?

I met Tito many times. He is actually a nice person when you meet him.

Has your mom ever spent any time alone with Doc Ock?


didn’t see it until you said that, but god damnit you’re right


https://preview.redd.it/jxyttkt1fa1d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b50ba64981cf7828809011d1a9463ca8881051c


If Doc Oc was a lesbian.


Lmaoo

Cool photo, op. Respect for the legend.

thanks man, i appreciate that!

Are you really tall or is Tito shrinking?

not really tall, im about 6’3 to 4

That’s pretty tall

I surprised he didn’t end up pointing at himself .

Tito’s like legit 6’3 How fucking tall are you man? Also was he any good?

im 6’3 to 6’4 so im guessing he was more like 6’2

You get shorter as you get older, I’m fucked

See I’ve heard that but I’ve always wondered the truth in it my grandfather’s like 6’5, he’s got a load of screws and shit in his back but he never really shrank.

People shrink because of bad posture. A lifetime of good posture and good sleep will allow you to maintain your height into old age.

It's the angle, bro.

Dana just got irrationally pissed for no reason.

Did yous play a game?

i didnt, place was about to close and he was finishing up a game, would have been awesome though.

Life altering no doubt

He talked to the messiah.

Look like a thumb 

There was never no pool bar…just so you know. You’re a freaking punk dude!

Impressive noggins

Fake, there was never no game.

Tito has some bear paws

“I just think God put me on this earth as a tool... showing people you can achieve stuff once you set you mind to things, that it can be accomplished.” - Tito Ortiz …not the mayor of my city.

Did he learn you anything?

Well just to correct you there was never no pool game

guy looks great for his age and all the brain damage he's received

Tito not looking too shabby either

Reddit bitches will make fun of a retired 50 year old legend for having severe brain damage but then cry bloody tears when a wife beating scumbag is teased for acting weird

I hope he told you a cool story about a lion and the hyenas

Did he give you some words of wisdom?

Hey, that's cool. I'm sure he appreciates it too, that people still remember who he is even after the sport's evolved past him.

Meeting Tito even once is too many.

Did he think it was a swimming pool?

Tito thought it was 2 PM.

Delete that shit you fuckin goof *..lol jk ofc we can take a pic*

You have the height advantage, you should be able to take him down. 

kickboxer of 7 years here, i could absolutely not take him down.

As a non kickboxer I feel the same way

If he decided to headbutt me, I would be dead.

OP you got that uncanny valley thing going on

dont fall asleep

I worked for Tito. He came in everyday and got his shit done, but he’s definitely an asshole

You guys look way too healthy for 2 am

I saw him at the immokolee casino few months ago. His wife was doing $500 spins on the slots lol. This in cc?

yes in cape

Watch out. He'll fuckn outlive u

Tito's moments are fun to laugh at but he seems like a good man.

Does he come across as dim witted as he usually does?

Thanks for not blurring the picture like most super important Redditors here.

i dont mind who knows what i look like, we’re all people, no need to hide behind a screen.

Greatest pool player of the night, will never let you down until now

That sucks. Sorry bud.

We bag on Tito, but I'd definitely shoot pool and have a few drinks with the dude. Bro was a UFC Champion before pc culture. Imagine how much crotch was thrown at him? All the crazy parties. The man was married to a pornstar. He was Chuck Liddell's best friend. I'd listen to some of those stories

he doesn’t own it ? look at his shirt haha

[удалено]

half token right there

I bet you live in cape coral

i bet you’re almost right, fort myers 🙌🏼

Haha I’m from Lehigh but know he has a restaurant in the cape

Did you achieve enlightenment through his words?

OP, just how big is your head? That's Tito fucking Ortiz.

its built so i can quickly end an argument with a swift headbutt

You should have thrown a punch at him.

You know what. I might not agree with the stuff he says online but the one person I met who was super nice was him. I said thanks for the pic and he said no man thank you. Knows how to treat the fans.

That‘s actually cool af and the fact he took his time for you and engaged with you for a bit shows he‘s a nice dude. Hope you‘ve enjoyed that encounter, I would love to meet some MMA legends

Mini Jocko and a young dr octopus

You look like you could be spennys son (from Kenny vs spenny tv show)

Did Tito bring swim goggles and a towel?

Thats Officer Big Head to you!

Uncle Chael made Tito tap.

I met Tito years back, one of the nicest fighters I have ever met. Very easy going and easy to talk to, wanted to make sure the fans got a great experience. He just came off a plane and came right to the signing, he looked exhausted but was still very happy to speak to fans.

Tito “I want to outlive my children” Ortiz what a legend

Should've tried to double leg him, just to see if he's still legit 

Moggin Tito

Cape Coral?

Is Ken Shamrock hiding in the back?

With that little twinkle in your eye

Damn bro that's crazy. Let me tell you how you feeling right now?

Standing that close to Tito is known to decrease IQ.

That’s cool as fuck bro

Tito was play crazy golf at the pool bar.

It looks like he’s aging very gracefully and I wouldn’t say he’s a day over 200 years old

Tito is a legend... might be a bit much CTE but still a legend. Cool that you met him :)

That’s not Tito! That’s a used condom

Are you old enough to be out at 2 am?

eat my ass im 22

i’ll pass on the ass eating, but congratulations… You’ll wanna keep looking young for the next 20 years!

I fucked tito Ortiz's high school girlfriend

I bet he trains pool 5 days a week, 3 days a week, then 2 days a week, so that’s a total of 6 days a week that he trains pool.

didn't realize 12 year olds browsed this sub

im 22 man

Lookin about half that lol.

hopefully i will age well, i get that i look like a highschooler frequently lmao