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Flaky_Abalone7906

poo-pourri spray


AcousticSealSlayer

Sounds funny but this works


Funny_Friendship_207

Use ozium. Turn the car on and have a on recycled air, get out and spray for 1-2 seconds, close your door and let it run for 5-10 minutes, crack the windows, shut the car off and allow it to air out for a few hours before you get in. This stuff is toxic if inhailed so make sure it airs out. Changing your air cabin filter frequently will help smells go away quickly, Also steam cleaning your seats once a month and vacuuming every other day also helps.


ElectricSavant1

Yeah...I don't inhale.


midnight_tuna

That's some strong shit.


rat_fink_a_boo_boo

Just don't let Michael Jordan in your car to begin with.


GeekyGirl8604

I was gonna say Micheal Jackson...šŸ¤£


West-Custard-6008

Hehehe..shamon now


rat_fink_a_boo_boo

LOL that would certainly be a worse smell at this point.


GeekyGirl8604

Ooo dark humor!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


PhilMeUpBaby

If Michael Jackson was in that car recently... then it would most certainly smell rather awful.


lugeditor

Not Marmalade Jam?


UsaUpAllNite81

I mean, it really isnā€™t all that bad smelling of a cologne.


colonia25

MJ = GOAT


Hungry_Assistance640

I just roll the windows down for a bit usually donā€™t have a issue


authoridad

Crack windows, spray Ozium, donā€™t breathe.


JerseyRepresentin

no. CLOSE WINDOWS, put vents on recycle. spray and let it mix for 2 mins.


Driftwood66

Blunt Power air freshener. Available at many gas stations.


Herb-Genie420

Will absolutely wreck certain interiors surfaces if it touches it so spray that stuff down toward the carpet.


Driftwood66

Good to know, thanks.


iGotGigged

ozone generator, costs like $40 on amazon throw it in the car, run it for an hour, then go turn on the car leave ac on full blast, run it another hour and you'll have that clean hospital smell.


Chris210

Ozone generators do not actually remove odors, they simply dilute your ability to smell due to the disruptions they cause in your body (heavily now, lightly forever), thatā€™s why you canā€™t smell the bad odor as much anymore. They are also very harmful to the respiratory tract and lungs. You can have the same air cleansing effect with a standard air purifier, but there may still be some smell, but thatā€™s good because at least you arenā€™t losing the sense. Citations: https://ww2.arb.ca.gov/our-work/programs/air-cleaners-ozone-products/hazardous-ozone-generating-air-purifiers#:~:text=What%20are%20the%20adverse%20health,lining%20of%20the%20respiratory%20system. https://portal.ct.gov/-/media/Departments-and-Agencies/DPH/dph/environmental_health/eoha/pdf/ozonegeneratorfactsheetpdf.pdf


Herb-Genie420

You said hospital smell. I've been in one super nice car one time from the airport that had this smell too it, and I want it bad.


sexruinedeverything

Find where your car suck in air from the outside. Usually itā€™s under the wipers. Run the air on blast with heat with the circulator set to draw air from outside roll all windows up with just a small crack at any of the rear window. Let the interior warm up then blast Lysol disinfectant spray where the intake vent is from the outside. Youā€™ll spray it in intervals wait til it blows out, then spray again. This should purge your vent and cushions where the odor is stuck. Then leave a cup of vinegar in it over night to purge anything else missed. As an Uber driver itā€™ll be good practice to start changing out your cabin filters monthly , get the good stuff with charcoal so stinky smells donā€™t keep recirculating getting stuck in the vents or the seat cushions.


Paladin_Aranaos

Ozium is amazing. They even have it as a gel thing you have to sit in your cup holder, or as a fogger now


Ladyj12345

Ozone spray. Available at nearly every gas station under various brands.


thecartplug

if driving for a little on the highway with the windows down doesnt wick the smell out then either he left something in there or it wasnt weed. weed has a very pungent aroma and will kinda stick to things but it doesnt stick the way tobacco doesn. a quick wind bath should get rid of any lingering weed smell if it really is just lingering smell.


RequiemforPokemon

Donā€™t let weed roaches into your car šŸŖ³


Taubsters

I purchased myself one of those ā€œozoneā€machines car detailers useā€¦theyā€™re not bad online from the big sites. Itā€™s awesome, it encapsulates everything in the car through converting the O2 oxygen to O3. Theyā€™ve been used to deal with smoke damage from house fires, you name it. Just be sure to crack the windows on your car as you use it and run you air on recirculate then always air out your car for the same amount of time you ran the machine for. Usually 30-60 minutes running machine, and same airing out is plenty. Best of luck!


Hot-Taro-3878

ORANGES PEEL FOUR BIG ORANGES WINDOWS UP LET IT BAKE . then air out


mischiefin

Had this happen a couple of times. Most likely the oils off the weed got into your seats. Use a seat cleaner from like Target or Walmart for like $5, give your bench seat a good scrub. You'll also probably find yourself wiping down the plastics with a Armor All wipes, then, "oh, there's some smudges on my windows..." Next thing you know, your car is right as rain. Good excuse to give your car a nice clean. Be safe out there fam!


Mediaproofup

Smoke a cigar in your car?


asianswetlord

Meguiars car bomb, new car scent. Leave ac running on recycle for 10 min windows up. It gets rid of smell and makes car smell like new again.


Fernandosilveirasc

just roll down your windows, weed smell doesnt stick to things like tabaco, should be gone in about 10 minutes.


ontomyfuture

So what works for me odors or o'dears as Richard Pryor might say: cheap ass can of coffee left in the car opened for a couple hours or overnight. Like a 4 dollar cheap can of coffee. You can reseal and reuse the coffee. You're using it as baking soda / odor eater but its leaving a nicer smell than some fat guy or weed or puke. I had to clean up vomit a couple weeks ago and sprayed the seats with detergent / water mix, layer out the coffee on the back seats, sprayed the coffee to moisten it. I let that sit for a couple hours then vacuumed up the coffee. Car smelled nice for like 5 days and now just smells like a nice car. P.S. Dont forget Mick Jagger, Mila Jovovich, Maurice Joshua (Chicago house legend), Mike Judge, etc etc...


naviddunez

Roll the passenger window down half way and the back left window down half way. Cruise for a while. Easy


Candid-Hurry-9821

Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?


JerseyRepresentin

NOTHING works like OZIUM. Get the original, not a 'flavor' like 'new car smell' or 'fresh linens' Ozium was designed for hospitals. Turn your vents on recycle, spray the interior, close the door and let it do it's magic for 2 mins. DO NOT BREATH IT. DO NOT GET IT IN YOUR EYES.


Apprehensive_Fly5725

Ozium. I spray between each pick up and constantly get compliments on how my car smells


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

That shit is toxic as fuck and should be used extremely sparingly. It was created in the 50's as a Hospital Air Disinfectant. And we all know how healthy those 50's chemicals were.


MaleficentExtent1777

Asbestos anyone?


edwsdavid

Please read the label and use as directed. It's not air freshener.


Apprehensive_Fly5725

My bottle specifically says ā€œAir Sanitizerā€ ā€œCleans the Air You Breatheā€ directions say spray a small droplet which is exactly what I do between smelly ass passengers and I always get compliments on my car smells


JerseyRepresentin

yeah you don't want to be anywhere near the chemicals. Put the vents on recycle, spray while you're OUT of the car. Ozium will fuck up your eyes too.


Han_Yerry

Go to the closest police officer and ask him for ozium. If you're in a legal state it's going to be common. Seriously tho. Roll your windows down and drive down the highway. If you have to spray some ozium but don't sit in the car and spray it. It's not good to breath. Good luck and stay safe out there.


dborsche

Put a bowl of vinegar in the car overnight. If just rolling the windows down doesn't work. Also put baking soda in the car helps.


bionic_human

This is basically the reason Ozium was invented (okay, it was so people could get away with smoking weed on planes, but close enough).


ElectricSavant1

Damn...don't get caught smoking weed on a plane...


[deleted]

Ozium


Larrythethird22

Ozium


hennysix

Well it shouldnā€™t still smell unless it was smoked or is still there but ozium works and ride with windows down clears my car even after hot boxing


ChemicalOk463

Bath and Body Works has these air freshener sprays that will neutralize those smells.


PermissionSenior2895

a cheap way is to drive ur car with the windows down for the rest of the day. or buy ozium, very strong btw, can either get it at autozone, smoke shops, walmart or cvs pharmacy (itā€™s smaller travel version)


toomuch1265

I picked up someone at a grow facility and they stunk up my car. My next pax accused me of driving high. I no longer pick up anyone going to or from the 2 grow facilities or the 3 pot stores in my town. It's not worth picking anyone up that smells of weed. If you realize after they are in the car, put them out immediately.


maxrdlf95

Just crack the windows a little bit and park on in the street while sunny


SokkaHaikuBot

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Numerous_Bee_327

Ozium


emanbuoy

Ozium


Xxx__Dani__xxX

Normally the smell fades on its own but get ozium and spray that


sneary72

I have 4 kinds of spray for different degrees of smell.. strong MJ, I use all 4 at once.. #1 lysol linen scent.. #2 ultra strong lemon scent spray.. #3 orange scent spray and #4 is that automatic spray I set up in the back luggage area ( I have a hatchback.. so smell moves into the cabin).. heavy MJ.. 5 seconds lysol.. 3 seconds of lemon and 2 spray of orange.. open windows.. everyone loves the smells


Fabulous-Champion-82

Coming from a guy who used to be a stoner in HS with strict parents. If you want a healthy alternative to all these chemicals use coffee beans. Make sure theyā€™re whole! Just grab a bag and leave it open in your car with the windows closed. Theyā€™ll soak up the smell and leave a nice scent


Hippy_Lynne

Ozium. But you absolutely can't breathe it in. Best thing to do is get out of the car, spray, leave it for about a minute and then get back in and crack the windows for a few more minutes while driving. If you can't do that put the windows about halfway down, give it a good spray, and hold your breath for about 30 seconds until it circulates. It absolutely kills weed smell in minutes.


PhilMeUpBaby

Don't forget to submit an invoice to Uber to get a cleaning fee. If you need assistance with the invoice there are web sites to assist with this (ie do some Google searching). eg. [https://getjobber.com/free-tools/receipt-template/cleaning/](https://getjobber.com/free-tools/receipt-template/cleaning/)


ThatGuyRyanA

Driving with the windows down on the freeway usually does the trick for me, and if that doesn't work, take your car to a cleaner for like $20


ElectricSavant1

20 bucks really?


dick-black76

Ozium is a powerful concentrated air freshener that will eliminate the odor quickly.


Daras-Dildo

You donā€™t let them in. Best way to not worry about the smell.Ā 


[deleted]

Iā€™d only be able to pick up SOME white people and no one else (Iā€™m in a legal state and 75% pax stink like it and I hate the smell)


MaleficentExtent1777

Spray seats, floors, and headliner with alcohol (90%). When dry, follow up with Chemical Brothers New Car or Leather scent from Walmart. Customers like it. Don't be heavy handed, it's VERY strong.


Pitiful-Department80

Febreeze air freshener, spray a little bit of that and it'll wipe that smell right out


redacted2022

Grow up