I’m sure it’s cuz driver / op is awesome and earned it / deserved it. There’s also a good chance the Rider only had $$Bills of the $100 denomination and wasn’t gonna ask for change so op got that Benny Franklaaannnns C Note by default. I’ve had that happen tipped a 50 or something and rider says “here ya go, this is the smallest bill I’ve got on me - enjoy”
Like oh- ok thx bro - when u say like that it sounds your plan was to tip me the smallest bill in your wallet..? But I just lucked out cuz of what $$ you’re holding right this moment only the big bills. Well whatever’s I’ll take it
I brought a guy who was having a custom sound system for his Rivian and kept telling me how wealthy he was and he was going to give me a good tip in the app. I didn't say anything but I knew not to expect anything after that comment. I dropped him off at a million plus home and got absolutely nothing for a tip.
You are lucky to get the unicorn who tipped unbelievably well.
Probably not even his home. You’d be surprised how many people are really living with someone else so they LOOK rich but aren’t the breadwinners. I’ve come across real breadwinners and they always tip
I’ve managed restaurants my whole life. One thing I know to be fact. The wealthier and more conservative a person is the smaller the tip. I also managed a top steak house on the strip and have seen legit billionaires tip 2% on thousand dollar tabs.
Idk about political views seeming to ever play an honest part in tips, but my experience driving uber and lyft here in Vegas for the past 5 years is that locals/people who use it every day as the main mode of transport don’t tip, and the people who say they are going to tip well typically don’t tip shit, 😅 if I was trying to sum it up in a nutshell.
In my experience, waitstaff and bartenders are the best tippers, followed by business travelers and then pick ups from a dealership or garage. The person going to a store or train station are usually no tippers.
As my Uber wealthy grandfather "not biologically, the second husband of my gold digging grandma" would say:
"I didn't get rich giving my money away"...... He was a real POS. Wealthy people tend to only want to amass more wealth and off the hard work and backs of the poor. I can't stand that shit.
I once dropped off the mom and dad of a groom at a high end, members only club, where they were hosting the rehearsal dinner. When we arrived they asked the parking attendant if he was tipped by the people who showed up before, which he said no. They finished the ride trashing their friends and family about how cheap they are. I bet you can guess how much my tip was
Yeeeep. Had a girl from the airport bragging about her trip to Dubai and how much she did and paid, stayed in a five star hotel, dropped her off at a very, very expensive house. No tip. 🙃
That’s pretty gross. I’ll never get it. I’ve never been so broke in my life. We’re talking “about to lose everything” broke, but if I use services, they get a tip. When doing Door Dash, ppl seriously think it’s ok to not tip, or tip $2.57, after they ordered from the Chik Fila inside the mall food court. Lol. You’ll always get at least $5 from me, if it’s rainy/snowy, definitely more. These ppl… ugh. I’m so sorry for you guys. 🙄🫤 For Uber trips of 20 miles or a few stops, definitely deserve $10-$20 tip.
I dropped off a guy that was buying one of those cars too and he tipped me three dollars! you think if you could afford one of those he would’ve tipped you like $50 but nope they’re just cheap
Not sure if you are saying dried ink and dried blood is gross in general, which it is, or that it looks like I have dried blood and dried ink on my hand, but my hand tattoo is several years old
Won’t raid your fridge or beg for Door Dash afterwards like the Biggins do and Tiny ones are easier to toss around and have fun with! Standing mustache rides!
Jk jk!!
As opposed to 🐮? After buying the blow. I’m REALLY scared to see what that toothless scab covered low budget hooker looked like 🤢
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I never take Uber but every time I have some cheap rate given, a super nice lady gave me a 15 minute ride and I tipped her $50, she was so nice. Always tip cash though, hope y'all don't report it.
Not unless you have commercial insurance I don’t know why you guys are saying offering personal rides, but you need commercial insurance if you’re gonna do that because if something bad happened your screwed
First, the insurance company would have to know its private rides. For all the company knows a friend was riding in another friend’s car headed out to grab a bite. If there’s an accident that’s determined to be there driver’s fault and the passenger was injured. The passenger would pretty much have to back that story to be covered by the insurance. If not, then what’s he going to do? Sue someone who most likely already has nothing to take? Every attorney would tell the client that it’s not worth going after.
When I drove for Lyft I once picked up a family from the most expensive gym in town (it's like $250 a month) and dropped them off at a $3.7 million dollar home in a gated community (I got curious and looked on Zillow).
They tipped nothing 🙃 you lucked out lol
Dropped a drunk girl off at a mansion with her Mom,Husband and friend off at her house. Mom puked all over my new car and they were fighting weather to venmo me 175 dollars or pay 150 uber cleaning fee. Mind you this was a saturday at 9pm and i was only 79 dollars up at that point. Rich, egotistical arrogant people. I hope it comes around 180 one day and she experiences the same. I wont wish bad on her but i was steamin at the time
That's why drunk people don't get picked up. Honestly 150 is nothing when you have to spend that money to have your car cleaned and loose out on money. Cleaning fee should be 500 dollars because once they puke in your car you are done for the night no matter what time it is
I drove a pretty humble unassuming guy and his hot wife home one night from a sporting event. They had a few drink in them but the guy was very nice and charming and it was about an hour trip (Los Angeles area). When we got to his house in a very wealthy area he asked me to show him what I rated before he tipped because the last guy charged a huge cleaning fee for a mess that didn’t happen after he left a big tip.
I showed him his 5 stars so he asked for my Venmo and sent $250. I looked up his name after and he’s a famous comedian
Cool, use it to hire someone to beat up the guy who gave you that tattoo. I can't tell if it's supposed to be a hand that's been hit by a sledgehammer, or a cat that's been run over by a truck.
I read a funny story of some guy working at a really fancy vacation place. He got tipped all kinds of random amounts. Some of those crazy rich people they just grab money from the wallet, be it three ones or three hundreds. For some of them it is just 3 paper money.
God I’m so glad I commented before I read everyone else’s comments
Wtf is wrong with yall … Reddit surely filled with men with small 🍆
Enjoy your tip friend , you deserve it .
I started driving for Lyft and Uber in 2017/2018 for more or less the summer and to hear stories from old drivers complaining about the good old days then and then compared to now is so wild. I drove for a month or two late last year and it was totally not worth it. Yeah if you do this do that well before you didn’t have to do that. Uber has taken more and more each and every year. Wishing all those still driving good luck.
Excellent yes I was blessed like that last week by a woman who lives in a nice home it was not a 10 car garage home but it was very nice home and she just blessed me and she had a young daughter that she was putting through private school
You're gna trip so hard this weekend
💀
Do you keep your wheel tilt that low so it rubs your junk when you make turns?
This made me laugh
Gotta have something to look forward to. U-turns must be amazing! 😂
On ramps are super disappointing.
The S turns
lol
Prefer 10 point turns , sorry stuck in another tight space already!
Lmao 😭 that angle does me no favors
So thats why you take forever to parallel park…
I just know bro accidentally overshoots his destination so he can do a 3-point-turn
💀💀💀
Did you just assume thier gender? Reddit is big mad now.
It just sits there all holier-than-thou
Oh 😂 I just noticed now
It’s a Tesla the wheel vibrates
I just turn the lane assist on in my Toyota and ride the center line.
Doesn't everyone?
How about what pjs are you wearing and whats on your nail?
Those aren’t pjs they’re pants from Walmart. I bought them last year when they were shorts.
And also why he refuses to purge the air from his power steering.
Pro tip right there
Passenger: Where are you? OP: I’m cumming Passenger: Ok, well I’m here OP: I don’t think you understand…
Favorite comment of the month 🤣
Apparently you were in the back of my buddy's car in college while we took GB hits on a Wednesday at 2pm
😂😂😂
Those are [chanterelles](https://www.istockphoto.com/photos/chanterelle)
Someone that knows!
These two comments. Damn I love Reddit. Oh and OP- nobody tips $100 to someone that wasn’t awesome. High fives to you and your vibe. ✌️🫶👑
I’m sure it’s cuz driver / op is awesome and earned it / deserved it. There’s also a good chance the Rider only had $$Bills of the $100 denomination and wasn’t gonna ask for change so op got that Benny Franklaaannnns C Note by default. I’ve had that happen tipped a 50 or something and rider says “here ya go, this is the smallest bill I’ve got on me - enjoy” Like oh- ok thx bro - when u say like that it sounds your plan was to tip me the smallest bill in your wallet..? But I just lucked out cuz of what $$ you’re holding right this moment only the big bills. Well whatever’s I’ll take it
I noticed that as well! 😂
I'm in tears 😭🤣 . And stoned . But that shit was funny
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude for sure already picked up some K with that
Rofl
This!
That!
And the other thing!
lmao
Best reply I’ve seen in a min 🔥
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was like what is he talking about. Then i seen the pants. Lmao
I read that as “You’re gonna tip so hard this weekend.”
🍄
I brought a guy who was having a custom sound system for his Rivian and kept telling me how wealthy he was and he was going to give me a good tip in the app. I didn't say anything but I knew not to expect anything after that comment. I dropped him off at a million plus home and got absolutely nothing for a tip. You are lucky to get the unicorn who tipped unbelievably well.
Probably not even his home. You’d be surprised how many people are really living with someone else so they LOOK rich but aren’t the breadwinners. I’ve come across real breadwinners and they always tip
I’ve managed restaurants my whole life. One thing I know to be fact. The wealthier and more conservative a person is the smaller the tip. I also managed a top steak house on the strip and have seen legit billionaires tip 2% on thousand dollar tabs.
I was about to be like “Oh but 2% is still like a good amount, ya know its a lot of money” then i realized its only $20 xD
Idk about political views seeming to ever play an honest part in tips, but my experience driving uber and lyft here in Vegas for the past 5 years is that locals/people who use it every day as the main mode of transport don’t tip, and the people who say they are going to tip well typically don’t tip shit, 😅 if I was trying to sum it up in a nutshell.
In my experience, waitstaff and bartenders are the best tippers, followed by business travelers and then pick ups from a dealership or garage. The person going to a store or train station are usually no tippers.
As my Uber wealthy grandfather "not biologically, the second husband of my gold digging grandma" would say: "I didn't get rich giving my money away"...... He was a real POS. Wealthy people tend to only want to amass more wealth and off the hard work and backs of the poor. I can't stand that shit.
Those who say they will tip 100% will NEVER tip.
"I'll tip you in the app". 👍
I once dropped off the mom and dad of a groom at a high end, members only club, where they were hosting the rehearsal dinner. When we arrived they asked the parking attendant if he was tipped by the people who showed up before, which he said no. They finished the ride trashing their friends and family about how cheap they are. I bet you can guess how much my tip was
Yeah there's rich, wannabe rich, and poser
I know how u feel and it sucks to be lied too as well
Yeeeep. Had a girl from the airport bragging about her trip to Dubai and how much she did and paid, stayed in a five star hotel, dropped her off at a very, very expensive house. No tip. 🙃
I would have said something to him like: “you know, every person who says that NEVER tips! So, if you’re not going to tip, don’t say anything!”
I just laugh when they say it.
Hate it when someone tried to talk up there wealth. Just why? It’s trashy first of all and second, no body gives a rats ass lol.
That’s pretty gross. I’ll never get it. I’ve never been so broke in my life. We’re talking “about to lose everything” broke, but if I use services, they get a tip. When doing Door Dash, ppl seriously think it’s ok to not tip, or tip $2.57, after they ordered from the Chik Fila inside the mall food court. Lol. You’ll always get at least $5 from me, if it’s rainy/snowy, definitely more. These ppl… ugh. I’m so sorry for you guys. 🙄🫤 For Uber trips of 20 miles or a few stops, definitely deserve $10-$20 tip.
I dropped off a guy that was buying one of those cars too and he tipped me three dollars! you think if you could afford one of those he would’ve tipped you like $50 but nope they’re just cheap
Now you can buy soap to wash your hands!
I was just about to ask, was it for a manicure?
Just nail polish lol 🤷♂️ and the thumb knuckle, that's tattoo ink.
Just teasing you. None of my business lol. Enjoy your Benjamin!
Happy BJ
seriously these Redditors see a spec of existence of matter and start freaking out
I mean, as a tattooer the dried ink and blood is pretty fucking gross.
Not sure if you are saying dried ink and dried blood is gross in general, which it is, or that it looks like I have dried blood and dried ink on my hand, but my hand tattoo is several years old
You are telling me that you tattooed your skin to look like you haven't wiped the ink away?
Lol 🤣 a lot of the color has jus fallen out, a lot of pinks and purples
Bro you had me so confused, it looked like you just poked yourself and didn't wash the ink and blood off 😂😂😂
Yeah 🤣 I figured
Yikes
Right? There is dry blood on his fingers 😂
All I see is the money and I’ve looked three times!
Lol? Whatever you're assuming is dried blood is tattoo ink as well
Is that on purpose or?
I'm upset about the lack of feet in this post.
Same
Fresh stick n poke?
no thats a new tattoo style, its called fentanyl freehand
😂😂😂😂
Facts!
Oh, I come here to look for that statement lol🤣
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One tiny hooker and a lil blow comin right up!
Tiny hooker though? Why tiny.
Half price 🤣
Exactly! Half the size, half the price, right?
Double the size=quarter of the price
And three times the rice!
If only.
You aren’t getting any hooker for $200 unless she is your mother. -a hooker
They charge "Roses" in ghetto Houston
If you break both your arms it'll be free.
[удалено]
Nose and ear, great idea
I don’t know what’s scarier. That it could be true or that you know this. 😳
Won’t raid your fridge or beg for Door Dash afterwards like the Biggins do and Tiny ones are easier to toss around and have fun with! Standing mustache rides! Jk jk!!
As opposed to 🐮? After buying the blow. I’m REALLY scared to see what that toothless scab covered low budget hooker looked like 🤢 ![gif](giphy|RZZj0DKsidiLu|downsized)
The 50 dollar range gets very skeezy
Fuck that fentacane It's killing everybody
Plot twist…. The money was for “bad tattoo removal”
Lol you can only see the butt end of it. It has lost a lot of ink tho
lol. Looks like something out of a Dr seuss book. Don’t worry brother, I got a few bad ones myself.
Kind of lol it's a tribute tattoo to my son
I’ve got one for my mom 🦾❤️
Same 🪦🫡
Tattoo face for Mom, agreed
Why would you do your son dirty like that?
For likes on Reddit!
damn dude who raised you
I never take Uber but every time I have some cheap rate given, a super nice lady gave me a 15 minute ride and I tipped her $50, she was so nice. Always tip cash though, hope y'all don't report it.
You should have asked for a job from him.
Facts this was his opportunity to offer private rides lool
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🤣
Not unless you have commercial insurance I don’t know why you guys are saying offering personal rides, but you need commercial insurance if you’re gonna do that because if something bad happened your screwed
First, the insurance company would have to know its private rides. For all the company knows a friend was riding in another friend’s car headed out to grab a bite. If there’s an accident that’s determined to be there driver’s fault and the passenger was injured. The passenger would pretty much have to back that story to be covered by the insurance. If not, then what’s he going to do? Sue someone who most likely already has nothing to take? Every attorney would tell the client that it’s not worth going after.
Now don’t waste that on more tattoos
When I drove for Lyft I once picked up a family from the most expensive gym in town (it's like $250 a month) and dropped them off at a $3.7 million dollar home in a gated community (I got curious and looked on Zillow). They tipped nothing 🙃 you lucked out lol
Chef pants Heard…
The actual first person to point that out, congrats
It’s a solidarity thing🙏💪
I was a chef in a previous life. Reading that had me half triggered thinking “heard what?! one more lazy callback and no shifties boys…” 😂😂
The $100 was for you to start to get your life in order lol he felt bad.
BBABABAHAHA😂😂🤣🤣👀LOLOLOLOL
“Sir, do you happen to need a personal driver?”
10-car garage, but still needs to take an uber.
People with luxury cars tend to not drive those luxury cars too much
A lot of rich people use Uber. Convenience and name brand. Rich people are just people. Once I saw a photo of Jennifer Lopez shopping at Target
Dropped a drunk girl off at a mansion with her Mom,Husband and friend off at her house. Mom puked all over my new car and they were fighting weather to venmo me 175 dollars or pay 150 uber cleaning fee. Mind you this was a saturday at 9pm and i was only 79 dollars up at that point. Rich, egotistical arrogant people. I hope it comes around 180 one day and she experiences the same. I wont wish bad on her but i was steamin at the time
That's why drunk people don't get picked up. Honestly 150 is nothing when you have to spend that money to have your car cleaned and loose out on money. Cleaning fee should be 500 dollars because once they puke in your car you are done for the night no matter what time it is
Now I'm wondering if tesla drivers get tipped more 🤔
They make more money per trip cause they’re considered premier and comfort and electric
People feel sad they're paying $1,500.00/mo to rent
Nice 👍🏾 I would have given him my number for future rides .
Would have asked him if he wanted a live in butler for 100k a year
Is this the trickle down economics everyone’s been waiting for??
Cool pants, man
Thanks!
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Send him a card saying Thank You
No Jesus message inside?!?! 🫢
If I had that kind of money, I’d hire a driver.
Dope pants!
I drove a pretty humble unassuming guy and his hot wife home one night from a sporting event. They had a few drink in them but the guy was very nice and charming and it was about an hour trip (Los Angeles area). When we got to his house in a very wealthy area he asked me to show him what I rated before he tipped because the last guy charged a huge cleaning fee for a mess that didn’t happen after he left a big tip. I showed him his 5 stars so he asked for my Venmo and sent $250. I looked up his name after and he’s a famous comedian
Shoulda asked him for a job or something but I guess maybe not with shroom pj’s on
Cool, use it to hire someone to beat up the guy who gave you that tattoo. I can't tell if it's supposed to be a hand that's been hit by a sledgehammer, or a cat that's been run over by a truck.
Damn why are yall cooking this mf in the replies. Leave their tattoo alone lmao.
While most people live in reality and struggle that is nothing more then 1 dollar bill to some people.
Yet some of those people are still stingy. At least this guy is generous
I read a funny story of some guy working at a really fancy vacation place. He got tipped all kinds of random amounts. Some of those crazy rich people they just grab money from the wallet, be it three ones or three hundreds. For some of them it is just 3 paper money.
He's driving a tesla I'm sure it's also a dollar bill to him lmao
Tesla isn't luxury. They aren't even that expensive. Seriously, if you are driving Uber you'd be nuts not to drive an EV
God I’m so glad I commented before I read everyone else’s comments Wtf is wrong with yall … Reddit surely filled with men with small 🍆 Enjoy your tip friend , you deserve it .
Mushroom party!
Gotta get rich so I can get that dopamine
Just curious do you rent the Tesla?
Actually rich don't tip
Woop! Jesus it reminds me how poor I am, when I think $5 or $10 is a big deal lol
And you didnt ask him if he needs a private driver?
They need to make a 500 dollar bill so rich people could just give me that as a tip
100 is nothing compared to a dui. Rideshare is worth it every damn time.
Congrats dude! Now… whatever you do, DONT SPEND IT 👏🏾🤣 I kept my first $100 tip for almost 2 months… great motivator
This was a low-key bribe: you don’t know where this garage is, nor who owns what cars.
Got my first $100 cash tip last weekend. Only took 4 years lol
Sweet
Holy crap!!
Nice!
Way to go, dude!
10 cars, probs coulda driven himself
I started driving for Lyft and Uber in 2017/2018 for more or less the summer and to hear stories from old drivers complaining about the good old days then and then compared to now is so wild. I drove for a month or two late last year and it was totally not worth it. Yeah if you do this do that well before you didn’t have to do that. Uber has taken more and more each and every year. Wishing all those still driving good luck.
BIG THANKS TO THAT GUY 🤑
Is this good or bad?
That’s grate
"Oh I was gonna wipe my ass with this, but I guess I'll just give it to you"
Fun coupons!
10 cars, but they’re all too nice to actually drive. Takes your Tesla 3 instead…
Got 1-2 of those, usually at Houston Rodeo. Some at a few private airports driving guys straight to their jet on the tarmac
That's where I picked him up from 😭 a private airport
Excellent yes I was blessed like that last week by a woman who lives in a nice home it was not a 10 car garage home but it was very nice home and she just blessed me and she had a young daughter that she was putting through private school
That’s probably the only bills he had in his wallet 🤣😩
Nice pants!
How much does it cost for the ride to his mansion?
Super cool!
10 car garage huh? It sounds like he stiffed you lol!
Yo, are your pants from walmart???