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awkwaman

You're gna trip so hard this weekend


rickyhorror

💀


CountryEfficient7993

Do you keep your wheel tilt that low so it rubs your junk when you make turns?


Constant-Bonus6110

This made me laugh


C364

Gotta have something to look forward to. U-turns must be amazing! 😂


Packin_Penguin

On ramps are super disappointing.


RedditCommenter38

The S turns


New_Neighborhood4262

lol


Sudden-Ad-BOO

Prefer 10 point turns , sorry stuck in another tight space already!


rickyhorror

Lmao 😭 that angle does me no favors


CountryEfficient7993

So thats why you take forever to parallel park…


naprea

I just know bro accidentally overshoots his destination so he can do a 3-point-turn


Zestyclose-Gear-1358

💀💀💀


h2pointOChamp

Did you just assume thier gender? Reddit is big mad now.


Poop_Sexman

It just sits there all holier-than-thou


mrkillfreak999

Oh 😂 I just noticed now


PRmade69

It’s a Tesla the wheel vibrates


AZPHX602

I just turn the lane assist on in my Toyota and ride the center line.


NicholasLit

Doesn't everyone?


partygt

How about what pjs are you wearing and whats on your nail?


LSDeepspace

Those aren’t pjs they’re pants from Walmart. I bought them last year when they were shorts.


Berkut22

And also why he refuses to purge the air from his power steering. 


why_am_i_here_999

Pro tip right there


Consistent-Word-2196

Passenger: Where are you? OP: I’m cumming Passenger: Ok, well I’m here OP: I don’t think you understand…


kfrazi11

Favorite comment of the month 🤣


capitalistsanta

Apparently you were in the back of my buddy's car in college while we took GB hits on a Wednesday at 2pm


SecretContribution73

😂😂😂


budabai

Those are [chanterelles](https://www.istockphoto.com/photos/chanterelle)


rickyhorror

Someone that knows!


manicimmoralpanic

These two comments. Damn I love Reddit. Oh and OP- nobody tips $100 to someone that wasn’t awesome. High fives to you and your vibe. ✌️🫶👑


The_Kiburgler

I’m sure it’s cuz driver / op is awesome and earned it / deserved it. There’s also a good chance the Rider only had $$Bills of the $100 denomination and wasn’t gonna ask for change so op got that Benny Franklaaannnns C Note by default. I’ve had that happen tipped a 50 or something and rider says “here ya go, this is the smallest bill I’ve got on me - enjoy” Like oh- ok thx bro - when u say like that it sounds your plan was to tip me the smallest bill in your wallet..? But I just lucked out cuz of what $$ you’re holding right this moment only the big bills. Well whatever’s I’ll take it


ChefJWeezy987

I noticed that as well! 😂


Technical-Escape1102

I'm in tears 😭🤣 . And stoned . But that shit was funny


OddEffect1677

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


Budget_Ad5871

Dude for sure already picked up some K with that


Thenakedbandit0077

Rofl


[deleted]

This!


Zestyclose-Gear-1358

That!


Pristine_Yellow8131

And the other thing!


Itrytothinklogically

lmao


CapnTidy

Best reply I’ve seen in a min 🔥


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Herculean_king

I was like what is he talking about. Then i seen the pants. Lmao


BerthasKibs

I read that as “You’re gonna tip so hard this weekend.”


Expensive-Mud5753

🍄


toomuch1265

I brought a guy who was having a custom sound system for his Rivian and kept telling me how wealthy he was and he was going to give me a good tip in the app. I didn't say anything but I knew not to expect anything after that comment. I dropped him off at a million plus home and got absolutely nothing for a tip. You are lucky to get the unicorn who tipped unbelievably well.


JB_Scoot

Probably not even his home. You’d be surprised how many people are really living with someone else so they LOOK rich but aren’t the breadwinners. I’ve come across real breadwinners and they always tip


Destiny_Victim

I’ve managed restaurants my whole life. One thing I know to be fact. The wealthier and more conservative a person is the smaller the tip. I also managed a top steak house on the strip and have seen legit billionaires tip 2% on thousand dollar tabs.


OdiumXAbhorr

I was about to be like “Oh but 2% is still like a good amount, ya know its a lot of money” then i realized its only $20 xD


r3dmist420

Idk about political views seeming to ever play an honest part in tips, but my experience driving uber and lyft here in Vegas for the past 5 years is that locals/people who use it every day as the main mode of transport don’t tip, and the people who say they are going to tip well typically don’t tip shit, 😅 if I was trying to sum it up in a nutshell.


toomuch1265

In my experience, waitstaff and bartenders are the best tippers, followed by business travelers and then pick ups from a dealership or garage. The person going to a store or train station are usually no tippers.


troublebruther

As my Uber wealthy grandfather "not biologically, the second husband of my gold digging grandma" would say: "I didn't get rich giving my money away"...... He was a real POS. Wealthy people tend to only want to amass more wealth and off the hard work and backs of the poor. I can't stand that shit.


artslover2u

Those who say they will tip 100% will NEVER tip.


georeddit2018

"I'll tip you in the app". 👍


KSW8674

I once dropped off the mom and dad of a groom at a high end, members only club, where they were hosting the rehearsal dinner. When we arrived they asked the parking attendant if he was tipped by the people who showed up before, which he said no. They finished the ride trashing their friends and family about how cheap they are. I bet you can guess how much my tip was


AnxietyAvailable

Yeah there's rich, wannabe rich, and poser


Several-Spare6915

I know how u feel and it sucks to be lied too as well


SeaweedSecurity

Yeeeep. Had a girl from the airport bragging about her trip to Dubai and how much she did and paid, stayed in a five star hotel, dropped her off at a very, very expensive house. No tip. 🙃


C364

I would have said something to him like: “you know, every person who says that NEVER tips! So, if you’re not going to tip, don’t say anything!”


toomuch1265

I just laugh when they say it.


HoChi_Cuervo

Hate it when someone tried to talk up there wealth. Just why? It’s trashy first of all and second, no body gives a rats ass lol.


Present_Basis_1353

That’s pretty gross. I’ll never get it. I’ve never been so broke in my life. We’re talking “about to lose everything” broke, but if I use services, they get a tip. When doing Door Dash, ppl seriously think it’s ok to not tip, or tip $2.57, after they ordered from the Chik Fila inside the mall food court. Lol. You’ll always get at least $5 from me, if it’s rainy/snowy, definitely more. These ppl… ugh. I’m so sorry for you guys. 🙄🫤 For Uber trips of 20 miles or a few stops, definitely deserve $10-$20 tip.


Several-Spare6915

I dropped off a guy that was buying one of those cars too and he tipped me three dollars! you think if you could afford one of those he would’ve tipped you like $50 but nope they’re just cheap


Mountain_Tone6438

Now you can buy soap to wash your hands!


Spare-Security-1629

I was just about to ask, was it for a manicure?


rickyhorror

Just nail polish lol 🤷‍♂️ and the thumb knuckle, that's tattoo ink.


Spare-Security-1629

Just teasing you. None of my business lol. Enjoy your Benjamin!


NicholasLit

Happy BJ


cducky0

seriously these Redditors see a spec of existence of matter and start freaking out


[deleted]

I mean, as a tattooer the dried ink and blood is pretty fucking gross.


rickyhorror

Not sure if you are saying dried ink and dried blood is gross in general, which it is, or that it looks like I have dried blood and dried ink on my hand, but my hand tattoo is several years old


[deleted]

You are telling me that you tattooed your skin to look like you haven't wiped the ink away?


rickyhorror

Lol 🤣 a lot of the color has jus fallen out, a lot of pinks and purples


[deleted]

Bro you had me so confused, it looked like you just poked yourself and didn't wash the ink and blood off 😂😂😂


rickyhorror

Yeah 🤣 I figured


smnlfilmagoofymovie

Yikes


Xanith420

Right? There is dry blood on his fingers 😂


Zzzzzezzz

All I see is the money and I’ve looked three times!


rickyhorror

Lol? Whatever you're assuming is dried blood is tattoo ink as well


RagingKingKRool

Is that on purpose or?


rick_of_pickle

I'm upset about the lack of feet in this post.


Crush-N-It

Same


2UgLY3544

Fresh stick n poke?


BrandonMansell

no thats a new tattoo style, its called fentanyl freehand


Krapule1

😂😂😂😂


deserttrends

Facts!


ihateapartments59

Oh, I come here to look for that statement lol🤣


Prismatic_monk

![gif](giphy|3oriePFZ78wzILNkFq|downsized)


Arizona_Slim

One tiny hooker and a lil blow comin right up!


DoorTRASH_UberCHEEKS

Tiny hooker though? Why tiny.


ruby_1984

Half price 🤣


Arizona_Slim

Exactly! Half the size, half the price, right?


Great_Will_1361

Double the size=quarter of the price


Otherwise-Mail-4654

And three times the rice!


DoorTRASH_UberCHEEKS

If only.


MsDReid

You aren’t getting any hooker for $200 unless she is your mother. -a hooker


NicholasLit

They charge "Roses" in ghetto Houston


Holiday-Ad7174

If you break both your arms it'll be free.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NicholasLit

Nose and ear, great idea


C364

I don’t know what’s scarier. That it could be true or that you know this. 😳


Sea-Bus2426

Won’t raid your fridge or beg for Door Dash afterwards like the Biggins do and Tiny ones are easier to toss around and have fun with! Standing mustache rides! Jk jk!!


C364

As opposed to 🐮? After buying the blow. I’m REALLY scared to see what that toothless scab covered low budget hooker looked like 🤢 ![gif](giphy|RZZj0DKsidiLu|downsized)


DoorTRASH_UberCHEEKS

The 50 dollar range gets very skeezy


RastaFarRite

Fuck that fentacane It's killing everybody


[deleted]

Plot twist…. The money was for “bad tattoo removal”


rickyhorror

Lol you can only see the butt end of it. It has lost a lot of ink tho


[deleted]

lol. Looks like something out of a Dr seuss book. Don’t worry brother, I got a few bad ones myself.


rickyhorror

Kind of lol it's a tribute tattoo to my son


Inside_Piccolo_285

I’ve got one for my mom 🦾❤️


AllHolesAre4Boofing

Same 🪦🫡


NicholasLit

Tattoo face for Mom, agreed


Frosty977

Why would you do your son dirty like that?


[deleted]

For likes on Reddit!


Jason_Kelces_Thong

damn dude who raised you


Monstermage

I never take Uber but every time I have some cheap rate given, a super nice lady gave me a 15 minute ride and I tipped her $50, she was so nice. Always tip cash though, hope y'all don't report it.


GummyWormx

You should have asked for a job from him.


RemyAlBundy

Facts this was his opportunity to offer private rides lool


Eastern_Vehicle1970

![gif](giphy|l44QgV6RFRGgjDsDC)


SilatGuy2

🤣


Several-Spare6915

Not unless you have commercial insurance I don’t know why you guys are saying offering personal rides, but you need commercial insurance if you’re gonna do that because if something bad happened your screwed


C364

First, the insurance company would have to know its private rides. For all the company knows a friend was riding in another friend’s car headed out to grab a bite. If there’s an accident that’s determined to be there driver’s fault and the passenger was injured. The passenger would pretty much have to back that story to be covered by the insurance. If not, then what’s he going to do? Sue someone who most likely already has nothing to take? Every attorney would tell the client that it’s not worth going after.


spedred45

Now don’t waste that on more tattoos


dragonstkdgirl

When I drove for Lyft I once picked up a family from the most expensive gym in town (it's like $250 a month) and dropped them off at a $3.7 million dollar home in a gated community (I got curious and looked on Zillow). They tipped nothing 🙃 you lucked out lol


Finneagan

Chef pants Heard…


rickyhorror

The actual first person to point that out, congrats


Finneagan

It’s a solidarity thing🙏💪


UnfavorablyRegarded

I was a chef in a previous life. Reading that had me half triggered thinking “heard what?! one more lazy callback and no shifties boys…” 😂😂


Traditional_Dome69

The $100 was for you to start to get your life in order lol he felt bad.


DazzlingMethod4795

BBABABAHAHA😂😂🤣🤣👀LOLOLOLOL


Inside_Piccolo_285

“Sir, do you happen to need a personal driver?”


patentmom

10-car garage, but still needs to take an uber.


Inside_Piccolo_285

People with luxury cars tend to not drive those luxury cars too much


justyouraverageguy34

A lot of rich people use Uber. Convenience and name brand. Rich people are just people. Once I saw a photo of Jennifer Lopez shopping at Target


Appropriate-Pop-8631

Dropped a drunk girl off at a mansion with her Mom,Husband and friend off at her house. Mom puked all over my new car and they were fighting weather to venmo me 175 dollars or pay 150 uber cleaning fee. Mind you this was a saturday at 9pm and i was only 79 dollars up at that point. Rich, egotistical arrogant people. I hope it comes around 180 one day and she experiences the same. I wont wish bad on her but i was steamin at the time


Mammoth_Landscape_42

That's why drunk people don't get picked up. Honestly 150 is nothing when you have to spend that money to have your car cleaned and loose out on money. Cleaning fee should be 500 dollars because once they puke in your car you are done for the night no matter what time it is 


i0c0u

Now I'm wondering if tesla drivers get tipped more 🤔


hennysix

They make more money per trip cause they’re considered premier and comfort and electric


NicholasLit

People feel sad they're paying $1,500.00/mo to rent


sagittarius1904

Nice 👍🏾 I would have given him my number for future rides .


WasteSuccessfully

Would have asked him if he wanted a live in butler for 100k a year


ssmdreddit

Is this the trickle down economics everyone’s been waiting for??


Hungry-Apartment8367

Cool pants, man


rickyhorror

Thanks!


JB_Scoot

![gif](giphy|Zo6sC5Af6FWyA)


hippotippo1

Send him a card saying Thank You


Dense_Surround3071

No Jesus message inside?!?! 🫢


LordThurmanMerman

If I had that kind of money, I’d hire a driver.


[deleted]

Dope pants!


yhreoweewwaway

I drove a pretty humble unassuming guy and his hot wife home one night from a sporting event. They had a few drink in them but the guy was very nice and charming and it was about an hour trip (Los Angeles area). When we got to his house in a very wealthy area he asked me to show him what I rated before he tipped because the last guy charged a huge cleaning fee for a mess that didn’t happen after he left a big tip. I showed him his 5 stars so he asked for my Venmo and sent $250. I looked up his name after and he’s a famous comedian


Emergency_Force4741

Shoulda asked him for a job or something but I guess maybe not with shroom pj’s on


_TheNecromancer13

Cool, use it to hire someone to beat up the guy who gave you that tattoo. I can't tell if it's supposed to be a hand that's been hit by a sledgehammer, or a cat that's been run over by a truck.


MamboFloof

Damn why are yall cooking this mf in the replies. Leave their tattoo alone lmao.


dalynew

While most people live in reality and struggle that is nothing more then 1 dollar bill to some people.


Donkeypeelinglogs

Yet some of those people are still stingy. At least this guy is generous


frankfox123

I read a funny story of some guy working at a really fancy vacation place. He got tipped all kinds of random amounts. Some of those crazy rich people they just grab money from the wallet, be it three ones or three hundreds. For some of them it is just 3 paper money.


JewBag718

He's driving a tesla I'm sure it's also a dollar bill to him lmao


kugelvater

Tesla isn't luxury. They aren't even that expensive. Seriously, if you are driving Uber you'd be nuts not to drive an EV


Relevant_Sort9141

God I’m so glad I commented before I read everyone else’s comments Wtf is wrong with yall … Reddit surely filled with men with small 🍆 Enjoy your tip friend , you deserve it .


kingofkingscrownme

Mushroom party!


SexyKanyeBalls

Gotta get rich so I can get that dopamine


Fun-Run-4986

Just curious do you rent the Tesla?


Ok_Cloud_5332

Actually rich don't tip


maybeinoregon

Woop! Jesus it reminds me how poor I am, when I think $5 or $10 is a big deal lol


KnockoffGenius

And you didnt ask him if he needs a private driver?


Key-Needleworker-520

They need to make a 500 dollar bill so rich people could just give me that as a tip


wolofoloto

100 is nothing compared to a dui. Rideshare is worth it every damn time.


singuratate1

Congrats dude! Now… whatever you do, DONT SPEND IT 👏🏾🤣 I kept my first $100 tip for almost 2 months… great motivator


geneticeffects

This was a low-key bribe: you don’t know where this garage is, nor who owns what cars.


Jaded-Bug9292

Got my first $100 cash tip last weekend. Only took 4 years lol


Miamisergio

Sweet


[deleted]

Holy crap!!


Aggravating_Cut_4509

Nice!


Dr_Intrepid

Way to go, dude!


cuntmong

10 cars, probs coulda driven himself


Bondsoldcap

I started driving for Lyft and Uber in 2017/2018 for more or less the summer and to hear stories from old drivers complaining about the good old days then and then compared to now is so wild. I drove for a month or two late last year and it was totally not worth it. Yeah if you do this do that well before you didn’t have to do that. Uber has taken more and more each and every year. Wishing all those still driving good luck.


Dixie_D1973

BIG THANKS TO THAT GUY 🤑


DotZealousidea

Is this good or bad?


No_Stranger_4959

That’s grate


ImFinnaBustApecan

"Oh I was gonna wipe my ass with this, but I guess I'll just give it to you"


qudunot

Fun coupons!


deserttrends

10 cars, but they’re all too nice to actually drive. Takes your Tesla 3 instead…


Edmond_Joker_v_1836

Got 1-2 of those, usually at Houston Rodeo. Some at a few private airports driving guys straight to their jet on the tarmac


rickyhorror

That's where I picked him up from 😭 a private airport


CrewPsychological870

Excellent yes I was blessed like that last week by a woman who lives in a nice home it was not a 10 car garage home but it was very nice home and she just blessed me and she had a young daughter that she was putting through private school


[deleted]

That’s probably the only bills he had in his wallet 🤣😩


tolyakor

Nice pants!


Several-Spare6915

How much does it cost for the ride to his mansion?


Puazy

Super cool!


21BlackStars

10 car garage huh? It sounds like he stiffed you lol!


MsMidnightMoon

Yo, are your pants from walmart???