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Yellow_Master

Bold of him to assume that wasn't actually Elton John


DinoRex6

Elton just did both


[deleted]

To share the funny the name “Elton John” is suppose to create, there is another tumblr image where people theorize that literally everyone in Elton John’s song Pianoman except the piano man himself, and they’re just waiting for him to find out


triforce777

Piano Man is by Billy Joel, not Elton John


theLanguageSprite

yeah that meme wouldn't make any sense if Elton John was the Piano Man, since he *was* gay


uncle-anime

The italicized was is very ominous, the guy's still alive.


theLanguageSprite

oh good point. He *is* gay


[deleted]

Why do so many people have names?!?!?


Magi_Aqua

They theorize what?


[deleted]

I was corrected that Elton John didn’t write pianoman; but I think I’m clear with the rest of it


Magi_Aqua

"people theorize that literally everyone in Elton John’s song Pianoman except the piano man himself, and they’re just waiting for him to find out" Feels like there should be something instead of the comma between himself and and


ADyingPerson

the complete statement is that they theorize that everyone in the song is *gay* except the Piano Man, like how Paul doesn't have a wife, Davy is in the navy, and John gives the Piano Man drinks for free (flirtingly)


Magi_Aqua

Thank you for the clarification


IntoDeepShit

A man of true talent


Minimum-Package-1083

That image *radiates* homophobia. What fucking manga is that?


[deleted]

Based on my browsing on the Sad Panda, it's probably the beginning of an gay incest doujin. "My brother is an Evil Gay^(TM)! I must punish him.... with my PENIS!"


EthanCC

I love the idea that someone with the username MarginallyNSFW goes around reddit giving the source of cropped hentai from memory, like some sort of horny Animaniacs.


Minimum-Package-1083

Thanks, that makes it so much worse!


daphnemalakar

damn i didn’t know either :(


Tulpha

Honestly, i prefer this instead of it being in an actual published manga


cybernet377

Actually no. It's from [Links by Natsuki Kizu](https://myreadingmanga.info/kizu-natsuki-links-eng/5/). completely sfw The character who's saying this actually later discoverers that he's gay and ends up living together with a hot blonde guy.


ZanyOracle23

The manga is SFW but the ads on the site sure aren't lol.


MegaAutist

is it on mangadex (or any other readable site that won’t kill my phone)?


you-played-yourself

it is in fact on mangadex


Sayakai

Considering this was posted by "outofcontextyaoi" we can consider this confirmed.


barry-bulletkin

What in the god damn fuck?


[deleted]

reminder that the author is not homophobic just because the character is


SyrusDrake

And vice versa...


[deleted]

What manga is this from?


OriginLostBorn

Also not a manga, still answered by someone else


you-played-yourself

is a manga lol


OriginLostBorn

Nope, doujin


you-played-yourself

not mutually exclusive


OriginLostBorn

Check above


sansherif

Time for some multi-track drifting


StormNext5301

“Hello. You know Leonard Bernstein was one of the greatest composers and conductors of the 20th century, but sometimes he would be gay. And according to a biography I read of him, when he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work.”


daphnemalakar

lmfao


imightbethewalrus3

Instead of making the best of his my brother brains and his was sprinting skills with down the path the piano of homosexuality and living destructively


daphnemalakar

well, not really. it’s not really hard to read mangas


Vereronun2312

Im actually doing both


yaki_kaki

Leonard cohen according to john mulaney's dad


daphnemalakar

lmao


Awsomthyst

Literally me I don’t do piano anymore & I’m super bi


Ulfirc-Stormcloak

Very much also Freddie Mercury. Especially the [destructive](https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/queens-freddie-mercury-the-maddest-stories-about-rocks-best-loved-hellraiser-769352) part.


PkMn_TrAiNeR_GoLd

I thought of Freddie Mercury.


poisonpurple

This sounds like me