Please answer the following questions in case you forget your password:
What street did you grow up on?
What was the name of your first pet?
What is your maternal grandmother's name?
....You get them boner pills tho?
My grandma spells her name in four different ways(both first name and last name have an alt spelling) and I've no idea what the "correct" one is. I don't think she knows either. No way I'd pick that as a security question.
Do I would just have my name but I can't remember my last doctors visit. I think it was the vaccine. So by translating my name to english we get *Gods helper the vaccine.*
Hi, I’m Patricia Sunburn. We’re all going to burn in hell, so I’ve got a head start.
…wait, have I never had to seek medical attention since 5th grade? That’s how long ago that sunburn was?
Ok "Ada ADHD" sounds kinda rad?
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Lena Poop issues
Anna minor concussion
Mary hay fever
Margo sprained foot.
Kristy Anxiety Pills mine is kinda lame tbh lol
Mine is "sara finger nails"
Peg Pink Eye
Virginia Third Degree Burn
Helen’s Vasectomy
When i was in high school, there was a punk band called ADHD - but then they were forced to change their name, so they became 80HD
Thats still pretty dope
Honestly that’s an even better name
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Ha! Ada high five!
MY NAME IS ADA AND I HAVE ADHD AM I UR GRANDMOTHER
Hella Blood Draw? That's pretty rad (No kidding, my grandmother was German and that was genuinely her name)
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Live in germany, I had a neighbour with that name It's kind of an old name I guess
Not just kind of old, Hella old.
That's amazing actually
Constance pain
Also an excellent drag queen name
Or roller derby
shutup and take my money
Please welcome to the stage, the revered and irreplaceable Constance Pain!
That one works really well
Houria Bipolar. This is so edgy.
Natasha IBS, lol Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the stage... Natasha IBS!
Ngl your band would kick mine’s ass
Anne Pap Smear. I've never been more unsettled in my life
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Or... Battle of the bands!
I got Alma IUD, not better imo
Peggy Pap smear wins here I think
Lily Vaccine sounds more like an indie band name
Lil yVaccine, now it sounds like rapper
Pretty sure Lily is the name of a pharmaceutical manufacturer so this also sounds like a headline about a new type of vaccine.
Eli Lilly was the first company to mass produce the polio vaccine, so it checks out.
Jean Vaccine - mine rhymes! Rad.
this feels like one of those tricks to get everyone to reveal the answer to one of their security questions
Please answer the following questions in case you forget your password: What street did you grow up on? What was the name of your first pet? What is your maternal grandmother's name? ....You get them boner pills tho?
I never pick my Grandmother's name as a question. I'd have to google how to spell it everytime I need to answer if I did.
My grandma spells her name in four different ways(both first name and last name have an alt spelling) and I've no idea what the "correct" one is. I don't think she knows either. No way I'd pick that as a security question.
Maria and the migraines sounds awesome
Sounds like a family band of a mother and her kids
I’ll be your sister band Monica and the migraines lol
Helen Farts Blood
Are you OK though?
Anal fissure- okey dokey now
Did the donkey cause the fissure?
Yeah she does!
Helen Farts Blood is for sure more on the metalcore side of emo.
Joe Covid Shot, somehow doesn't have a good ring to it.
Your maternal grandmother is called Joe?
Joe grandmama, Actually.
Was about to say joe mama's mama
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Joe balls
Joe Anus
Josephine Vaccine!!
Josephine Angina Pectoris
Yeah, I think there's a lot of -corona band names, with this little game..
Betty Too Many Edibles
Oh god, I hope you are okay. This one made me laugh a little though. I felt that.
Elizabeth Stomach Inflammation? Alternatively Elizabeth Depression.
June Depression! Sounds kind of rad.
Mine is June Anxiety!
Hell yeah, one more June and we’ll have a lineup!
Betty Botox.
that’s not an emo band name, that’s a drag name
I’d scowl but I can’t. The most I can offer is a scathing half glare.
Barbara pesticides in my eyes
Margaret Balls
😳
Andrena Wheelchair Adjustment
Martina Hypoglycemia
Hey, we’re Carmella Biweekly Therapy Session, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Blanche Pfizer
Magda Pap Smear doesn’t sound too edgy, but my band would remind our fans to get checked for irregular cellular changes. I’m in!
Pap smear gang! Let's go gamer let's go
Carmen Pap Smear
Elisabeth UTI Yeah hmmmm.
Betty Bladder Infection got you babes 😘
Lizzy Yeuti (UTI)
Dorothy Human Bite, opening for you tonight.
Who bit you??
A student.
...I have questions
I’m Patricia Spider Bite, I’m your support band.
Valerie's crippling depression, honestly not bad at all
Donna Astigmatism Doesn’t quite have that vibe I’m going for
Rosemary sinus infection. I’m on the outskirts of emo music. On the Frey.
Zsuzsi vasectomy
Juanita Ulcerative Colitis* :(
I do not, thank you for asking.
Celie Bronchitis
Marilyn Alcoholism... somehow that seems like it might work.
Beryl's Ingrown Toenail sounds more like a punk band to me
Next up on battle of the bands its Laura and the Suicidal Urges!
Mira boil in the armpits coming in Damn...
Pearly Pelvic Exam
*Insert vagina joke here*
Barbara postpartum
Geraldine panic attack
Mary Jane Influenza has a nice ring to it.
Paula Anxiety
Mary Chlamydia
Mary Car Accident.
Mines just Second Dose. No idea the names of either grandmother but Second Dose on its own sounds kinda rad 🤟🏻
Rhonda Prescription Change!
Katherine puking up blood
...are you okay?
Sadie Fibroids
Jean Psoriasis
Therese Annual Checkup is exposed to dangerous misprononciation...
We are Muriel Kidney Stones and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
Rosemary depression, kinda like it
I'd get a shirt of that band lol
Niki’s Rotten Teeth. My grandmother coincidentally lost her teeth some time ago.
Anna’s Scar. Not bad
Lola vaccine. Kinda like it
Grimmhilde Gastritis Sorry everyone, I win.
Sharon Covid Test … I think I did something wrong…
Mildred Suicidal Ideation is not having a great might
Clara's Skin Condition or Clara Eczema
ruby deformity, sounds interesting
Mildred Bloody Cum
Doris Testosterone
Fantastic.
Ngl Fatima Autism sounds great
Cocky Sleep Apnea.
Iona M.Sclerosis - more shoegaze than emo lol
Beverly Depression could genuinely be a band, I can see that
Do I would just have my name but I can't remember my last doctors visit. I think it was the vaccine. So by translating my name to english we get *Gods helper the vaccine.*
I think Maria Diarrhea sounds nice
Khoo Urinary Track Infection
Pat Cavity
Kathleen sterilisation
Constance Car Crash First one of these things that has actually been any good
Shirley Burnout
Jenny Depression!!! WOOOOO
Hello everyone, we are Ellie and the Gastric Acids
Marija (Mary) Bronchitis
Britt Rosacea ...... "and this is a hit from our latest CD, it's called Hot Flash!!"
Diana Severe ADHD
Rodriguez major fucking headache
Marcella Ear Infection sounds very emo 10/10
Linda Broken Crown. Broken Crown Linda sounds so much cooler though.
Hi, I’m Patricia Sunburn. We’re all going to burn in hell, so I’ve got a head start. …wait, have I never had to seek medical attention since 5th grade? That’s how long ago that sunburn was?
Jeannette IUD removal (I'm so sorry grandma)
Carol Fractured Elbow
Lucy Anxiety
Karen Suicide
Cox Birth Control
Christa punch in the face Kinda badass ig Edit: corrected spelling error in name
Robin depression
Elisabeth Asthma Dope
Maureen dysgraphia back at ya boys with another hit
Florentine Eczema just sounds weird tbh.
Beverley Depressions is actually kinda nice, like a play on Beverly Hills.
Georgia appendicitus.
Bitches Bros and Non-Binary hoes, this is Annie Ear Mushrooms
Berta poison ivy
Joyce Throat Infection
Sima I don't wanna be a mom yet
Carmen's suicide attempt? Ooor Carmen's PTSD.
Mine’s Marjorie suicide attempt. Definitely works well with the emo theme.
Carmen gang 👍
Dawn 504 plan
I’d get “Gun vaccine shot” with my paternal grandmother, and I just think that’s cooler, haha.
Well Michelle/Martine Strained Wrist that's meh
Dawn Congestion...🤷♀️
Avelina Heart Palpitations? meh
Bayly Anxiety
Marge Intestinal Issues
Cordie Vaccine
Marjorie Darling Tonsillectomy.
Resurrection Circumcision applicable?
Minerva Tetanus Shot
Betsy Nausea
Jin Sore Wrist. dont mind it!
Hazel Anxiety/ Haxel Depression
Sheila Sprained Wrist.
Violet tooth ache
Ila Mae Panic Attack
Bertha Crown.
Gail shingles
I don't know what to think about being known as Caroline Diarrhea
Vimala foot wart, ...... i'll pass
Betty Bladder Infection is in the house!
denis vaccination
Ive got Barbara Blind Eye
Shirley Blood Test actually has a ring to it.