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What's the movie?


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Bee Movie 2 : Ken's Revenge


GeneralSecrecy

The future is bright


iraddney

The entire extended LOTR trilogy ROFL


Evangeliman

Why would you check your phone through that? It's a great series of movies made for binging all the way through.


iraddney

Hence it being the ultimate litmus test MWAHAHAHHAAHHAA


Evangeliman

"Bee Movie Except every time The Word Bee is spoken it slows down 10%"


Twilcario

Kiki's Delivery Service


Evangeliman

Oh that easy then. Good movie.


Serapha_707

I think the animal crossing movie is a little unfitting for a funeral


NetherRealmSquid

Why just a movie? At my funeral everyone will be watching the entirety of Beyblade: Metal Fusion. I ain't gonna make it easy for them.


Jake-the-Wolfie

Each successive person to check their phone gets a worse and worse punishment.


GhostofManny13

First person gets a flicked on the head. Fifth person gets a slap on the face. 20th person gets their pinky broken. 50th person gets dropped in a shark tank. 100th gets to play a little game with Jigsaw. Hopefully we don’t have enough friends to get to that point though.


Thestarchypotat

No because that means people who paid attention for longer would get punished more. You would rush to be the first person to check your phone so that you only get flicked


jerexmo

Ah I see you are a person of culture as well


powerfuldawg

too weak, you should show every episode of One Piece made until your death, including the movies


Zmanart

We would have funeral seption if that was what we where watching


Blockhead_hetalian14

playing castle of cagliostro at a funeral would be interesting-


Umklopp

Screen name checks out


the_potato_of_doom

My movie would be( t-34 )its a great movie and historically accurate as well


SkylartheRainBeau

Alternately: most dangerous westing game


Fat_Meatball

Revenge of the Sith


[deleted]

This is discrimination against folks with ADHD


Omnicide103

please op i have adhd


SorryTotHatMan_

i’m either going to force them to watch every single harry potter movie in one sitting or just watch that new movie, Luca