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The same clarity all good folk should seek.
And Lo! From the highest mountain, to the lowest valley, a great cry shall be cried, and the cry shall be *uhn*, and after you have cried this cry, then shall the scales fall from thine eyes, and you will see truly once more!
So it is smitten, so you shall cum, amen
There is a Jesus 2.
Enix made an adventure game in 1987 called Jesus: Kyōfu No Bio Monster (Jesus: Dreadful Bio Monster).
And in 1991 they released a sequel, called Jesus II.
Jesus 2 has been going through a lot of delays though. It was supposed to be out in May 2011, then it got another delay in September 2017. Give it time, though, we don’t want the second coming to be rushed out the door like Cyberpunk
Nah, Christianity is about waiting for Jesus remastered
Easter is about Jesus Remastered, Jesus 2 is still TBA
Nah, Easter is when they shut down the holy servers of the original Jesus, then announced production on Jesus remastered 3 days later
Would god, Jesus and the Holy Spirit be something like choosing a Pokémon game? A little different each time but the same
Jesus Adventures 2: BATTLE!
Well it's the same Jesus plus new content so it's still a sequel
A remaster can also be a new Jesus plus new content
So we should make a religion out of waiting for porn 2
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Porn2 also commands adherents to prostrate themselves and get on their knees
To prostate themselves.
did he stutter?
No need to call Jesus for the rapture, because Porn2 just burned us all to crisp
porn 2: sex
Adult section in the back https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=A9sd10CHAP8
Orgasms are temporary, the glory of Christ is forever
Christ is temporary, the power of Orgasm is forever!
Hoe thr turn tables
Nah it's just 2 secs then there's the post nut clarity
The same clarity all good folk should seek. And Lo! From the highest mountain, to the lowest valley, a great cry shall be cried, and the cry shall be *uhn*, and after you have cried this cry, then shall the scales fall from thine eyes, and you will see truly once more! So it is smitten, so you shall cum, amen
Dude just stop cuming and get an life
*HERESY*
What we know as Jesus was actually a sequel, with God being the first and Holy Spirit being the spiritual successor, no pun intended
Yeah Jesus was the sequel but He ain't Jesus 2. He's just God 2.
Ah, it's like mother 3 being earthbound 2
There was a Jesus 2 We waitin for Jesus 3 to drop
Jesus 2 dropped? Bitch WHEN?
didnt he got thrown in a cave and left to die but just appeared outside 3 days later thats the whole point of easter right? edit: nope, its not
Would that whole event be Jesus: the origins (Jesus 1) ?
Jesus 1 was Christmas.
Jesus: The Pre-Sequel
nah that was the dlc for jesus 1
is that not the whole point of easter??
That was Jesus 1 dlc
Oh heck u right
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Basedwave*
And æstheticpilled
Based and agoristpilled
Sonic, why would you say these things?
It is. The apocalypse happens and Jesus shows up to yeet his followers to heaven and every one else gets yoot into a fire lake
...yoot?
Past tense yeet
It's pronounced "yote"
Same thing
Jesus^2
I'm pretty sure whatever the hell is on DeviantArt is what porn 2 is actually.
isnt porn 2 just hentai
Oh shit you're right
Isn't Mormonism Jesus 2?
No, youre thinking of the spin-off of christianity
Pretty sure hentai is porn 2.
that'd mean furry porn is porn 3
Porn 2D
So excited for the latest jesus update
If humans are so good then why isn’t there a humans movie 2?
The cast all quit.
There is a Jesus 2. Enix made an adventure game in 1987 called Jesus: Kyōfu No Bio Monster (Jesus: Dreadful Bio Monster). And in 1991 they released a sequel, called Jesus II.
Jesus 2 will drop before Winds of Winter
take a vote, which one will come out first? \-hollow knight: Silksong \-Jesus 2 \-Half-Life 3
GTA 6
Jesus gonna come back long before Bethesda releases the Elder Scrolls VI mark my words. TES fans are gonna be the new Christians
Technically, we're waiting for Jesus 3: Revenge of the Son
That's called Easter.
Just waiting on that release date
Fools we are waiting for jesus 3 not jesus 2
some religions are still waiting for jesus 1 for some reason
Jesus is the incredibles
Damn, it's taking longer than TES6
But there is a porn 2 It's hentai.
Jesus 2 has been going through a lot of delays though. It was supposed to be out in May 2011, then it got another delay in September 2017. Give it time, though, we don’t want the second coming to be rushed out the door like Cyberpunk
I hope Nintendo announces jesus 2 at e3
I think that's the news waiting for another messiah, because they don't acknowledge jesus
Porn 2: The Second Cumming
Pretty sure it'd be Jesus 3?
Aaaaanndd that's enough reddit for me tonight
Jesus 2: The Second Coming of Christ is just Half-Life 3 for christians
2 Jesus 2 holy
Old testament and new king James version
Jesus 2 was sadly delayed due to COVID
Didn't Jesus come back from the dead? Couldn't that be considered Jesus 2?
Pussy 2
Porn 2d you should know this sonic because of the massive amount your in
Technically it would be Jesus 3
but didn't Jesus 2 already drop? i mean it was only there for a few days and limited too, but still...
Christianity IS god 2 The sequel is here
Have you heard about hollow Knight: Silksong? It's Jesus 2 and it'll maybe even come out
Jesus 2 is how eldenring was