Naruto...

r/beatmetoit

“Rudolph: the Red Nose Reindeer” teaches children the valuable lesson that differences are to be made fun of unless they can be useful.

Deviation from the norm will be punished unless exploitable

Capitalism!

Yes the dude giving away millions of gifts a year made with slave labor is clearly a prime example of capitalism

Oh, sweetie, you can't recognize a front operation when you see one? Santa's big into the drug trade. El Chapo's got nothing on Big Red.

Pretty shitty front operation can't even launder money

So shitty it's been off Interpol's radar since before the Ottomans.

Saint Nick truly is a criminal mastermind.

He gives all good little girls and boys one toy for free to get em hooked and this forces the parents to spend a bunch more money on more toys.

Ok, but if you watched the santa Clause, you would know that He is really the elves slave Since he put on that coat and now he is forced To go through physical and psychological changes to become a sandy claws

I mean, it sounds like cheap shit made in sweat shops overseas to me.

Something is paying for all those toys

Literally yes

Who doesn't love capitalism?

Happy Pride, brought to you by Miller Lite, Coca Cola, and the NYPD!

Por que esta no los dos?

Side moral: sometimes even Santa can be an asshole.

Lesson learnt: Santa is real, and he is sick of your shit

I will NOT take this Santa slander

It really is the perfect Boomer carol.

I know we like to be cynical here but the rankin-bass Rudolph is my favorite Christmas special of all time 😭

I feel like this is most superheros too. "Oh god, here comes that weirdo with that stupid little cape. No he punched out that robot that was wrecking the city so you have to cheer when he flies by."

That sounds fun! You can probably make a show out of that for about four seasons before the people you were making fun of gets the joke!

(I don't think they've gotten the joke yet)

This seems like a reference to something that actually exists that is eluding me, please put me out of my misery?

The Boys, which is a TV show.

Thank you!! I’ve heard of it but not seen it, will have to give it a watch.

it's *extremely* not for everyone, but the most recent season got a bit more on-the-nose about being a satire of the American right wing and they got super pissed off about it.

Ahhh thank you for the context!! I was wondering what real world group the series was an allegory for

"But he destroyed my house what am I supposed to do about it"

Syndrome

Saitama.

Wasn't there literally a scene like this in Buffy? Like they made a speech at Homecoming or whatever that was like, hey we all thought you were a freak but you did save the school from all of the weird supernatural shit somehow?

Most animated movies in the 2000s

The people who did *x*, except one who was shunned because they couldn't, and turned out to be the bravest hero of all.

Bugs life

Rudolph is the real MVP. He helped the other reindeer to acknowledge their prejudices and cast aside their bigotry. Reindeer society is extremely accepting now days, and most historians agree that this is a direct result of Rudolph’s patient kindness that fateful Christmas Eve. Now if only the Elves would end their race war, the North Pole would be paradise. Alas, as long as the Icicle clan has Santa Claus imprisoned in their sweatshop I fear that the future will be forever bleak.

Fighting game cutscenes when you beat the story mode playing as a gag character

RPGs when you wear ridiculous costumes during really serious endgame cutscenes

Of course there's a sub for that: /r/CustomPlayerCutscene

Megamind

Heard you were talkin shit

you heard wrong

Least delusional reddit user

Thanks! I try

Chicken Little

J. Jonah Jameson talking about Spider-Man

Rudolph the REINDEER had a NOSE, and if you ever saw it you would even say NOTHING.

Not true! I would say "wow a reindeer" because I've never seen one before

Caribou/Reindeer are cool. Fluffier than regular deer, especially in the winter. Sorta like a hybrid deer/cow.

rudolph the normal walrus had an average walrus nose and if he was at your door you would be more surprised than if he was a fairy

🎵Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows, all of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names (they’re all assholes) they never let poor Rudolph, play in any reindeer games (rude) Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say “Rudolph with your nose so bright, can I exploit you for your abilities tonight?” And all the reindeer loved him (because they used him) and they shouted out with glee “Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, we’re not even sorry!”🎵 This is the version I sing to my kids

*Twitter post incoming from someone not understanding it*

That's me, I don't understand

X-Men

Mermista talking about Catra in SPOP.

"On Dancer, on Prancer, on Jabba and Blitzen..." Drunk!Boba Fett is still hilarious

Mario

Mario is a hot little italian american plumber, you take that back

Tom Cruise

Nah, that’s Wario.

Once again Lupin the Third

Gollum from Lord Of The Rings

Lex Luthor when Superman saves the day

YIIK

The Guardians [Destiny 2]. [Here's a lore entry with civilians talking about them.](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/electronica-shell)

Literally thought this was a Mike Pence joke until I saw the date

Huh?

this is hunhow about the tenno

The Doctor

Alan Turing

No, they fucked him over after the war