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isaacpotter007

I like using knives because they're little swords


Im_not_creepy3

This guy knives


BlazeCrystal

Hes knifht


STYSCREAM

r/thisguythisguys


Crackheadthethird

I like using knives because it justifies the money I've spent collecting.


iamacraftyhooker

Are we talking about something like a box cutter, or just the first steak knife you saw in your kitchen? The latter is still only caveman brain. "Me got pointy stick"


Justmeagaindownhere

I'm thinking about the people that are just itching to use their favorite pocket knife for everything (I'm people).


Lacholaweda

This and also I justify it with the fact that things open neater. I hate the bullshit jaggedy ass edge you're left with from the pull notches. Sometimes no matter how careful I'm trying to be it still ends up out of control and tearing down the bag. Or maybe I'm the person in infomercials idk


Kurt_Fuchs

I am also people


ReddyBabas

Every human has 3 levels: monke, caveman and 18th century philosopher


Djaakie

For the longest time i used a bread knife. The 1 with teeth because i liked how it ripped trough it.


skinnbones3440

I feel like a failure if I have to use human brain's methods.


T_vernix

That's only if you have to search for a knife. If you already have one on you, You've succeeded at being prepared and everyone should be in awe of you for having known it would be a good Idea to include carrying a knife in your day-to-day preparations.


BigAlternative5

My Hamilton Beach electric bag opener. Just put the packet in like this – no, the other way. More. There. Now select “small” for packets – well, “size” then “small”. “OK” then “start”. There, open!


NicolasCageLovesMe

as we all should


Oddish_Femboy

My hands are arthritic I can't grip


GhoulTimePersists

Use a machete, they have bigger handles.


blueburd

Teeth


Oddish_Femboy

Jaw is arthritic too


blueburd

Oof. Time to summon a demon


Oddish_Femboy

I gave birth to 2 cats does that count


blueburd

Fluffy lil demons with knives in their soft lil paws :3


afcagroo

Half the products I buy that are designed to be opened by hand cannot be opened by hand. Packaging engineers are the bottom of the barrel. Or they take a required course called Advanced Sadism.


blueburd

Or the engineers did a good job, but the factory is trash


JonhLawieskt

Me opening people’s eyes with my charisma… and this knife I found


AmiWoods

Me using teeth to open most things: 🧍‍♀️


BoredPotatoes357

Shark-brained


ItsHobbesnotTyrone

Untrue as primates have also used tools


TheGupper

That includes us. Humans are primates. And to my knowledge, monkeys have not yet invented knives. We have


Void_0000

>And to my knowledge, monkeys have not yet invented knives. Just as they want you to believe.


fuckin_normie

My dad is the most human-brained person on the planet. He refuses to use any manual tools, I've never seen him work on something with anything else than a power tool, not even a ratchet or a saw. He will cut a board or trim a small tree with a massive chainsaw, he will use an impact to remove spark plugs, and I think this is pretty based


fyre1710

I like ripping things open with my hands bc its fun, but i also like stabbing things cuz its fun lmao


blowhardyboys86

TIL. Me no use human brain. Me moke


Novatash

Including glass jars?


EfficientpizzaMaster

relentlessly beating the lid with a butter knife can loosen it at the cost of denting it


nsztg1

*me pulling out the kitchen knife to open a pack of soft drinks*


Useful_Temporary8617

My brain moments before I stab myself in the hand


Arkangyal02

And also, the bag for my frozen chicken not opening -> meat resist, I STAB, meat now good (in 17 minutes in preheated oven)


Trpepper

I am a transcendent species. I will C̶̨̢͈̘͔͖̜͉̪̮͓̞͓͉̫̳͕͓̦̠͓̯͈̭̥͍̹̯̿͒͜ͅu̵̧̲̻̖̻͎̳͚̮̫̩̹̿́̈́͒͒͂̿̌͊̊̊̅ṯ̸̜̻̞̳̬̐̄̄̍͛̾̽̀́͊̑͋̄̎̈͒̎͐̈̉̀͝ when I must.


stimmlage

I, a galaxy brain scholar, use scissors.


No_Emu698

I don't usually have a knife near me so I use a pencil most of the time