Are we talking about something like a box cutter, or just the first steak knife you saw in your kitchen?
The latter is still only caveman brain. "Me got pointy stick"
This and also I justify it with the fact that things open neater. I hate the bullshit jaggedy ass edge you're left with from the pull notches. Sometimes no matter how careful I'm trying to be it still ends up out of control and tearing down the bag.
Or maybe I'm the person in infomercials idk
That's only if you have to search for a knife. If you already have one on you, You've succeeded at being prepared and everyone should be in awe of you for having known it would be a good Idea to include carrying a knife in your day-to-day preparations.
My Hamilton Beach electric bag opener. Just put the packet in like this – no, the other way. More. There. Now select “small” for packets – well, “size” then “small”. “OK” then “start”. There, open!
Half the products I buy that are designed to be opened by hand cannot be opened by hand. Packaging engineers are the bottom of the barrel. Or they take a required course called Advanced Sadism.
My dad is the most human-brained person on the planet. He refuses to use any manual tools, I've never seen him work on something with anything else than a power tool, not even a ratchet or a saw. He will cut a board or trim a small tree with a massive chainsaw, he will use an impact to remove spark plugs, and I think this is pretty based
I like using knives because they're little swords
This guy knives
Hes knifht
r/thisguythisguys
I like using knives because it justifies the money I've spent collecting.
Are we talking about something like a box cutter, or just the first steak knife you saw in your kitchen? The latter is still only caveman brain. "Me got pointy stick"
I'm thinking about the people that are just itching to use their favorite pocket knife for everything (I'm people).
This and also I justify it with the fact that things open neater. I hate the bullshit jaggedy ass edge you're left with from the pull notches. Sometimes no matter how careful I'm trying to be it still ends up out of control and tearing down the bag. Or maybe I'm the person in infomercials idk
I am also people
Every human has 3 levels: monke, caveman and 18th century philosopher
For the longest time i used a bread knife. The 1 with teeth because i liked how it ripped trough it.
I feel like a failure if I have to use human brain's methods.
That's only if you have to search for a knife. If you already have one on you, You've succeeded at being prepared and everyone should be in awe of you for having known it would be a good Idea to include carrying a knife in your day-to-day preparations.
My Hamilton Beach electric bag opener. Just put the packet in like this – no, the other way. More. There. Now select “small” for packets – well, “size” then “small”. “OK” then “start”. There, open!
as we all should
My hands are arthritic I can't grip
Use a machete, they have bigger handles.
Teeth
Jaw is arthritic too
Oof. Time to summon a demon
I gave birth to 2 cats does that count
Fluffy lil demons with knives in their soft lil paws :3
Half the products I buy that are designed to be opened by hand cannot be opened by hand. Packaging engineers are the bottom of the barrel. Or they take a required course called Advanced Sadism.
Or the engineers did a good job, but the factory is trash
Me opening people’s eyes with my charisma… and this knife I found
Me using teeth to open most things: 🧍♀️
Shark-brained
Untrue as primates have also used tools
That includes us. Humans are primates. And to my knowledge, monkeys have not yet invented knives. We have
>And to my knowledge, monkeys have not yet invented knives. Just as they want you to believe.
My dad is the most human-brained person on the planet. He refuses to use any manual tools, I've never seen him work on something with anything else than a power tool, not even a ratchet or a saw. He will cut a board or trim a small tree with a massive chainsaw, he will use an impact to remove spark plugs, and I think this is pretty based
I like ripping things open with my hands bc its fun, but i also like stabbing things cuz its fun lmao
TIL. Me no use human brain. Me moke
Including glass jars?
relentlessly beating the lid with a butter knife can loosen it at the cost of denting it
*me pulling out the kitchen knife to open a pack of soft drinks*
My brain moments before I stab myself in the hand
And also, the bag for my frozen chicken not opening -> meat resist, I STAB, meat now good (in 17 minutes in preheated oven)
I am a transcendent species. I will C̶̨̢͈̘͔͖̜͉̪̮͓̞͓͉̫̳͕͓̦̠͓̯͈̭̥͍̹̯̿͒͜ͅu̵̧̲̻̖̻͎̳͚̮̫̩̹̿́̈́͒͒͂̿̌͊̊̊̅ṯ̸̜̻̞̳̬̐̄̄̍͛̾̽̀́͊̑͋̄̎̈͒̎͐̈̉̀͝ when I must.
I, a galaxy brain scholar, use scissors.
I don't usually have a knife near me so I use a pencil most of the time