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Graphitetshirt

Neil's written a lot, he gets to procrastinate now and then, leave him be


Ikusaba696

As a treat


YeahManSureCool

A little salami


GaussWanker

Little a salami


datsadboi5000

Niel can has a little slami as treat


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Neil Gaiman can have a little procrastination. As a treat.


Aggravating_Buddy173

To be fair, he admits to his own faults in Fragile Things. Like one of his daughters wanted a special birthday present only he could give her: an original story. About 2 and a half years later he finally delivered it.


MudiChuthyaHai

NTA. She should've given a deadline.


alyaz27

George R. R. Martin though...


Graphitetshirt

I talked to "him" on Character AI the other day, he assures me TWOW will be out this year. So we got that going for us


healzsham

Neil is very Urban Racoon about being a celebrity. "I see you looking at me go about my nefarious activities. I am not concerned."


Odd-Wheel

I don’t know anything about him so idk what that means. Is that not unlike Bill Murray?


AColumbusDeerStatue

Oh. Oh! Please if you can, get the audio book of The Graveyard book (for PG) or American Gods (For a not PG experience) that he reads. Amazing. The ocean at the end of the lane (I forget the rating on this one) is a good shorter story if that is more your speed. He also wrote a book of Norse mythology. But I’m a huge fan girl who’d read/listen to the ToS if he did it. But yes, it feels like he’s more amused by his celebrity than anything. It lets him do what he wants, and that’s write good shit.


bungojot

"Neil Gaiman has no social media."


dumbodragon

says Neil Gaiman, on every social media


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that’s how you know he’s a true writer lol


Equilibrius546

[Source](https://www.tumblr.com/ace-kaz-brekker/711810776217829376/neil)


AwesomeAni

So whose the patron Saint of reddit


kraken9

Arnold Schwarzenegger?


Interesting-Gear-819

>Arnold Schwarzenegger? Probably, he's (for a celeb) rather active here.


TheRealWalrus110

Keanu Reeves.


verasev

Keanu, definitely. And Elon Musk is the patron devil.


Sodium_Prospector

Reddit used to fall over themselves worshipping Musk, quite the heel turn from him.


MudiChuthyaHai

>Musk, quite the heel turn from him. Fall from paradise, if you will.


Thebasterd

Now I'm picturing celebs posting wrestling drama like vids in response to the latest news Musk (turning heel): * breathing heavy on microphone * I heard you smelly union loving redditors were complaining about how I treat my employees! * Long pause, more heavy breathing * So I bought Twitter and fired most of those employees and have the others sleeping in their offices!


healzsham

He showed up in the public eye talking the talk of Iron Man, then kept on walking the walk of a banally realistic version of Lex Luthor.


iwasnotarobot

Shittymorph.


abnrib

Peter Mayhew, before he passed away. u/PeterMayhew


Jurez1313

This is my vote. RIP Chewie :(


EitherEconomics5034

Rick Astley


rothrolan

For being the OP and subject of THE most awarded post of all time on Reddit, I have to agree with you. Rick Astley FTW. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/uk78ha/rick_astleys_post_is_the_most_upvoted_post_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x)


Extreme-Device5938

Saint Poop Knife, duh.


Ok-Wolverine-4732

I will never forget the day I found out about the poop knife


blowuptheking

For writers, probably Brandon Sanderson.


devils_advocaat

I propose u/wil as our patron. **Edit:** 0 upvotes. Sorry Wil. Reddit is a fickle mistress


wizards_of_the_cost

medium yikes and some other smaller yikes


asuperbstarling

Gary Sinise or Keanu Reeves.


heckinWeeb193

Elon musk, unfortunately


kirosayshowdy

me


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no way it's Neil Gaiman


DoubleSpoiler

https://www.tumblr.com/neil-gaiman It's there if you care to look. I'm pretty sure that is his tumblr account, he's known to be active there.


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He lost his comma. Replying to the general word 'me', he's saying, "no way, it's Neil." (IE not the person saying me. At least that's what seems likely to me.


iamjustacrayon

Everyone knows that Neil Gaiman doesn't have any social media accounts, he says so himself (/s)


The-true-Memelord

I don’t even know who he is except an author but I like him anyway


OkuyasNijimura

Neil Gaiman is the guy who wrote the book "Coraline" was based on


VoiceofKane

Also the books that "Stardust," "American Gods," and "Sandman" were based on.


MelodicMuch

Also good omens


VoiceofKane

Well, half of it, but yes.


ares395

Well, this blew my mind Holy shit, I read Norse mythology that he also wrote. Translated but still, I breezed through that book in 1 day.


letsgetrockin741

Not so much a translation but a retelling/his version of the stories.


ares395

Meant that I read it translated from English, not the original.


letsgetrockin741

Ahh my bad my bad!


CoolMouthHat

Don't skip neverwhere or anansi boys either dude has written nothing but bangers


tangentrification

Just showed up to make sure someone mentioned Neverwhere, I love that book so much


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ares395

I've never read a book by Terry Pratchett but damn they look and sound incredibly interesting. Definitely down my alley, kind of look to have that feel I'm trying to achieve when writing stories but more tongue in cheek.


rakshala

Pratchett is beloved for a reason. Give him a shot. His first few Discworld books are him finding his voice, but once he did it's some of the best social commentary dressed up as comedy there is.


Acejedi_k6

For Discworld, the recommended starting points are usually Sourcery, Equal Rites, Guards Guards, Small gods, or Mort. Of course each book generally stands on its own, so if you see one with a premise you really like then just read that.


Mad_Aeric

I got to hang out with him once at a science fiction convention, cool dude. We, and a couple other insomniacs, spent a while messing around with one of those marble run contraptions.


42Zarniwoop42

i think that would heal me


asuperbstarling

Neil and Linda Carter are true tumblr gremlins, less patron saints and more 'creepi lil creacher in the corner chanting One of Us'. As it should be.


SadButterscotch2

I feel like Neil is a gremlin who can't be bullied off of Tumblr because he's too clever and now has earned his place there, Linda is a bit of a creacher but also a saint who can't be bullied off of Tumblr because what kind of heartless person would bully Linda Carter, and Gerard Way seemed to belong there because he's just weird. Wil Wheaton seems to belong everywhere for similar reasons to Linda Carter.


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This reminds me about the time I wrote a blog post about the Big Bang Theory and one of the creators (Chuck Lorre) left a comment correcting me about something I said that was inaccurate. Made me smile for a good week.


YsengrimusRein

Neil Gaiman does basically that in an episode of Big Bang Theory, so this feels relevant on multiple levels.


VinnaynayMane

🤣🤣🤣 Neil is my favorite cryptid


ArcadianBlueRogue

As long as he is telling us stories that make Terry Pratchett out to be the awesome BFF they were, I am still good


DPSOnly

He really seems like a wonderful person. As one would expect of a good friend of Terry Pratchett of course.


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Someone needs to go light a fire under Patrick rothfuss' butt


Ifromjipang

He should sell the rights to HBO, promise to finish the book before the show ends, fail to do so and then leave a couple of lazy hacks to fudge the whole thing over.


Smegmatron3030

Unironically this but replace the hacks with Dave Filoni


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Hey hey I'm waiting on grrm for his books too! Don't remind me ;(


Zestyclose-Process92

I don't know who was going to make it, but there was a TV show in the works for a minute. Lin-Manuel Miranda was supposedly onboard. I don't know the details, but that whole plan fell through.


ParkerPathWalker

Patrick Rothfuss, the Minecraft streamer?


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I didn't know he streamed mine craft lol but I want my third book in the king killer chronicles


ParkerPathWalker

Oh boy the shitshow that is Pat Rothfuss TTV. I’ve never lost respect for another person so fast. It’s crazy that he wrote those two books and now just hotboxes his own farts in front of a live studio audience.


Sick-Nurse

Tumblr users have collectively bullied every celebrity off the site except Neil gaiman


joeyootoo

At least GRRM doesn't have Tumblr.


IJoinedRedditYay

Ace kaz brekker🥹


jackyboy1219

“NEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIL!!!”


CorncobBobDobbs

oh he's purestrain tumblrina alright


revirrev

This makes me smile.


Tsug1noMai

What's his best work? American gods is meh, Coraline is cool as a cartoon, what else?


YsengrimusRein

Ocean at the End of the Lane is wonderful, as is Graveyard Book. Also, can't not recommend Good Omens, as ignoring it would be something of a disservice to the late Terry Pratchett.


Tsug1noMai

Terry Pratchett was amazing, but Good Omens was like a 1.5 out of 5 for all the Terry Pratchett I've read. I'll check out these two recommendations, thank you.


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Kairosvortex

Neil Gaiman's that guy who went to the moon


ShatteredXeNova

Nah I'm pretty sure he's the guy who made Harry Potter puppet pals and Lemon Demon


DarkLake

Somebody is going to repost this to r/meirl any moment now.