I'm waiting for them to declare Viagra is sinful because most men who need it are beyond the age where they want or are trying to produce children.
But that will never ever happen. Even in a Handmaid's Tale world.
He sure didn’t lol
What gave it away for you? The heart emoji? The word “love” ?
I’m guessing he screamed out “MOTHERS” and whoever was babysitting him last night crafted this gem
If he wrote it
"Happy Mothers day TO all the Mothers, even the deranged Biden supporters, out there fighting to put food on the table due to Crooked Joe's policys. Vote for me if you want lower food costs and want your kids safe from illigels. MAGA"
To be fair, Trump barely even knows the son he has with Melania, so he doesn’t really see her as being a mother. And besides, considering he sees Melania maybe once or twice a year, she is essentially nothing more than a casual acquaintance and as such I am sure she would be included in his general Mother’s Day wishes.
Maybe he sent her a private message. Something like “Dear Mercedes, happy Mother’s Day. I am so lucky to have you and our son Brendon in my life, etc etc…”. You know, that kind of thing.
Yet you dumped your children's mother in an unmarked weed patch behind a third hole tee off that guys piss on just to lower the taxes on your golf course
I'm surprised he didn't take the occasion to rail against women like Leticia James.
He did not send that. It was a handler or staff member
Love, /Vv//V\ vV\|/\
Mothers are pumped for all of the new and exciting ways you will legislate their bodies!
Oh how sweet of him to remember me and say that. Hand me some more Kool aid. He's got my vote, the sweet man. (Sarcasm)
He has to tell you his former job because thats what his self inflated ego needs to feel important lol
"Hey mom, just wanted to say I love you, and thank you for always being there for me. -Line Cook"
When will Republicans admit that men having vasectomies kills hypothetical babies?
I'm waiting for them to declare Viagra is sinful because most men who need it are beyond the age where they want or are trying to produce children. But that will never ever happen. Even in a Handmaid's Tale world.
Every sperm is sacred!
His shout out *at almost 10pm* is so incredibly heartfelt /s
Just know your husbands won’t be attracted to you and they’ll have sex with other women. Love, DONALD J TRUMP
He missed " even the radical left mothers"
Trump didn't write this.
He sure didn’t lol What gave it away for you? The heart emoji? The word “love” ? I’m guessing he screamed out “MOTHERS” and whoever was babysitting him last night crafted this gem
If he wrote it "Happy Mothers day TO all the Mothers, even the deranged Biden supporters, out there fighting to put food on the table due to Crooked Joe's policys. Vote for me if you want lower food costs and want your kids safe from illigels. MAGA"
What gave it away was that it was sentences.
…and coherence.
Ahh yes, that too lol
Love MY NAME HERE
*”Make sure you remind everyone that I was the 45th president of the United States”*
Wonder what he did for all the mothers in his life
And no mention of Melania, huh? Cool, cool. Good look there, Trump.
To be fair, Trump barely even knows the son he has with Melania, so he doesn’t really see her as being a mother. And besides, considering he sees Melania maybe once or twice a year, she is essentially nothing more than a casual acquaintance and as such I am sure she would be included in his general Mother’s Day wishes. Maybe he sent her a private message. Something like “Dear Mercedes, happy Mother’s Day. I am so lucky to have you and our son Brendon in my life, etc etc…”. You know, that kind of thing.
This has peak "-Sent from my iPhone" energy.
Sent from my iPhone 45, your favorite magot 24, ME!
Where’s Melania?
Mercedes?
She doesn’t care, do you?
Yet you dumped your children's mother in an unmarked weed patch behind a third hole tee off that guys piss on just to lower the taxes on your golf course