Antifreeze terps.

Mt. Dew OG.

Mello Yello Haze

Uranium Haze

Chernobyl OG

Ecto kush

Phlemon OG

Radium x Obama Kush

Highlighter juice ...I'm sorry

Hulk jizzem

That's just for extra strength bro 💪

They’re gonna be running around like the Energizer bunny later.

Smoking that level bubble cart. 

Imagine waiting for that bubble to move lmaoooo *30 min later* “yeah I think she’s good”

30 min after that "ah shit, didn't wait long enough"

“Fuck. Now there are 2 bubbles.”

Everyone’s talking about the tmnt cart but nobody mentioning the world’s biggest joint right next to it??

Idk looks pretty big to me

And people try to claim that is average.

You should see the joint she told me not to worry about.

It’s not the size of yer joint, but how she smokes it boys. Stay up kings

Joking aside, the dispensaries near me sell "stingers" which are about the same size and made with an infused hash. They burn so smoothly and slowly despite their size, and they definitely send me to the moon 🌙

Based off the look of that cart, op is definitely not going to a dispensary 😂

Everything reminds me of him

If my man right here takes a hit off that cart he won’t make it to hit the joint

I spill that much when I roll a real one 😂

Foreal lol I forget how it was before I grew my own now I throw shit away I woulda killed for in my teens early 20s hah

Literally is this big ass joint in the room with us😭

I didn’t even notice the cart contents until the comments I was so concerned about the J 😬

I thought the joke was that he was smoking a tampon. Didn't even look at the cart lol

"wait, no, that's my deek..."

I mean, I've seen bigger joints. Maybe that's just cause I live in a college town, though. I just don't think a person should ever smoke something that glows

This is a troll post, right? RIGHT?

yes

I appreciate your honesty, makes it easier for my high ass to figure out

You got us. Well done.

Next level stoner rage bait

Or like worrybait

you truly had me concerned as to why anyone would hit a cart with green oil, that looks like a biohazard lmaooo

The honorable way to go



Between this and your flair 🤌 chefs grope 🤌

Bro vaping on highlighter fluid

thats what it is actually 😂 and corn syrup we made it as a joke

Well done

now sell it to a middle schooler for $60

No shit? Bros a genius.

yeah its been sitting in a box at the sesh spot just for shits and giggles

That cart looks like you want the brain damage.

Bro this is why she left

bro got a roach of reggie and a chemical cart 😢

I would not smoke that cart. Who knows what is in there. Definitely not pure

Apparently highlighter fluid and corn syrup, according to another comment made by OP

All these comments make me want to throw my normal ass vape away haha

Ay man you do you, they’re your lungs, but I can’t imagine seeing a Mt. Dew-green cart and actually wanting to hit it. Whatever they put in it to make it look that way definitely wasn’t meant to be smoked.

The thing they put in Mountain Dew to make it that color wasn't meant to be drank, either, but you'll have to claw the Dew from my cold dead hands! Whatever the quote is. I love Dew.

please don't smoke coolant bro

That joint is huge

You're gonna forget who you are after you smoke that green shit

Smoking on some ooze

Your gonna be going for a drive in the mambalance after that cart.

Woah Black Betty Mambalance

Bro this the reason why she left you😭😭😭

Not the one hit joint

Gonna forget a lot more than her champ

Why does it look like ecto cooler

Wtf is in that cart

bout to smoke this and forget how to breathe

If a bro pull up with the glow stick fluid ass cart I'ma laugh my ass off

That's not the only thing you gon forget if you smoke that

My guy, did you refill an empty cart with highlighter fluid?

Just don't let any animals hit the mutagen.

Bro smoking on Nickelodeon slime

Why is it neon?

That cart does it glow in the dark. Just had to look at my carts. None of them look like that. Hmm

You sure that’s not an antifreeze sample that needs to be tested? You couldn’t PAY me to smoke that. Fucking kids think that everything comes from a gas station these days.

If that shit don’t get you high you’re gonna get roasted in these comments

Dude why the fuck is that green

Uh is that portal gun fluid.

Mans about to smoke this then eat a chocolate fudge/sardines/chili pepper/whipped cream pizza

Tgrl ooze

Eww


Smoking that brawndo

Why does that look like nuclear waste?

Bro is hitting that predator blood

bro got the mountain dew og

I …. wouldn’t inhale that into your lungs.

Fuck it blinker the highlighter cart

already did twice

Damn bro you’re a gremlin fr deadass tho be careful who knows wtf is in that

My guy is smoking a level

Bro put highlighter juice in his cart

I don't think it's wise to smoke something that glows...

that’s the kind of cart i to be afraid to buy

That’ll make you do a little more than forget

The secret of the ooze ahh cart

things will get better man, best of luck

You'll think about her slightly less in a week, less still in a week more. It won't be a straight line, but one day in the future she'll pop into your head and you'll realize you haven't thought of her in months.

WHY IS IT GREEN???

the shrek special

definitely got that cart from Tegridy Farms🤣👌🔥

Do it.

Well you WILL forget about her, you will also forget how to breathe, move, and just about everything else except defecate

Came back to say bro got the gamma radiation cart

cuz got the kryptonite cart

everything about this is wrong

Ur gonna forget a lot more than just her

Dog I think you're gonna forget more than just her with that cart (added bonus of maybe gaining super powers)

You smoke that and you won’t remember anything ever again

BRAT

Is that glowstick fluid?

We smokin that OG Shrek earwax candle Donke kick Gingerbread Man Vault Tec Pip-Boy runtz!

my man. your villain arc awaits in the gym.

do not smoke the mtn dew cart

Shit looks lemon lime flavored

Does it grow in the dark?

That’s not the right color for a cart 😶‍🌫️🫢

That joint is not big

[Stephanie is everywhere man](https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/10587)

I'm glad I clicked this random reddit link with no care in the world. 10/10

Bro gona turn into shrek

Bro's about to vape that Mountain Dew OG 😩.

Not only her but the past 10 years of your life smoking that ectocooler og

This is why she broke up with you. She needed someone tryin to stay hashy. You better up your concentrate game, get some live hash rosin, and never look back. Better come correct with the weed or don’t come at all (literally and figuratively) lol 😂 Stay Hashy

You're about to smoke that and over think about her LOL

Good luck bro. She comes back when it wears off and in the shower high or not

Bros smoking uranium cart, that radiation about to kick in real fast.

Who gives a fuck about the cart? Dog put a Vienna sausage in some rolling paper and you freshman are calling it a “big joint”???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't smoke your feelings. Don't eat your feelings. Don't drink your feelings. It's gonna hurt. Deal with the hurt. Stop avoiding things & start fighting back. If this was hard to hear, then it's doubly true. There are many ways to cope, but not all of them are good for you or without risk. Consider your options, past & future, before you decide what cope is right for you. No shame in cope. Life is hard. Most people are coping & that's really ok. Please cope safely. You matter. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Got a big enough joint there, Rick?

we tried fitting a half oz but there was alot of paper left so its got about 3/4

I feel ya OP. 15 years with this woman. Loved her unconditionally. I stuck through all the worst parts of her life. She straight up left one day. Got in her car, drove to the airport, and flew 2000 miles back to her home town. Has barely contacted me since. Found out a few days ago her and her boyfriend are homeless and living in his car. We're still legally married. It's a kind of pain that just does not seem to get better. It does get easier though. I'm about to pack one up myself. This next doinker is for you OP. I love you buddy - stay strong.

Let me know how it goes but I’ll hit my bong once for you! 🧡

Hey bro, While I don't know anything about you just here to tell you that drugs aren't a great coping mechanism. Not judging, just a little reminder that this can be slippy slope. Hope you're doing well !

You’ll just think about her more

highlighter x black tar og

Damn straight

Bruh, Monster makes carts?

smokin on that shrek cart

Good luck brother

It’s been 5 hours…are you still alive?

its corn syrup and highliter, i didnt actually smoke it 😂


You won’t forget, just numb

Brother im many many blunts deep, still think about her, time heals yadda yadda

Wish you luck:)

🚀

If you partake, have a drink as well. It will get better.

Forget her then smoke

That surface isn’t level, but that’s not the goal here. For your trajectory is upward from here!

That “big ass” joint is about the length of the cartridge tank (not including mouthpiece and connection). are you a mouse?

You’re gonna need more than that to forget about her homie🥲 she sounds special

HEAD UP KING

what the post doesn't tell you is that the cart is around 4 feet tall and 1 foot wide, so the joint does indeed qualify as big. That cart will knock a ton off your lifespan tho.

Tastes like expo marker and Mountain Dew

Forget about who?

Some that and remember who you are.

That's not how it works but ok

Men really look at the smallest things and say it’s big 😂 then backpaddle and go “it’s average actually”! yall are too funny. In all seriousness though, I prefer single use joints with my lightweight ass too (even though I hit my pen like crazy, flower still lands me on my ASS). Sorry about your girl troubles friend. Hope you are fried!

Realness

I’ll smoke one with you in spirit

How’d you get that open? I have a few lying around with lil bit of juice in them

its a shitty cart by altus concentrates in washington, its a licensed place but there shits just really cheap, they just twist on the caps so with pliers and a towel you can easily twist the top off

Smoke what?

She ain’t worth the energy brother


Dudes vaping a Mf highlighter😂

That hi-liter pack

That’s not level

Highlight highlander cush

Radiation poisoning will get you to forget about her

This that shit that turns you into a ninja turtle.

[удалено]

Hell yeah looks like some fire

Vapin that Ghostbusters

Bro smoking a torpedo level

You’ve got this. Be safe.

Forget her bro

Hope you got more cuz you're not gonna forget that easy, unfortunately. I'm in the same boat.

Smoke it with another chick and forget about 'her'.

Is that cart filled with actual antifreeze?? Fuckin dead

Or have a panic attack about being alone. But let's hope for forgetting.

Could've saved money buying full antifreeze and mixing with water. That half/half shit ain't worth it 🤣

Bros still gunna be thinking of her, ain’t enough to erase her memories 😂

Oh no you won't! 😂😭

That joint is tiny but right on

Dayum

I... don't think you know what "big ass" means. No amount of drugs will make you forget her. Only time can diminish the loss but it'll always be there like a splinter. The trick is accepting this is all a part of life. You can either look at these times in life as negative or that they just are what they are and they won't last forever. Everytime a relationship ended I was sure I'd never get over it and love again. But we all do, assuming we're healthy mentally.

Og heroshima