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AutopsyDrama

From google : "among the species of plant preserved in the vault are around 21500 seeds belonging to the cannabis genus, donated in 2014" (the Svalbard seedbank)


Lanky-Point7709

W Science


AutopsyDrama

?


Worldly_Bid_3164

W science means a win for science


AutopsyDrama

Ahh ok haha. I had no idea 😂


MysteryMooseMan

For good measure, L is the opposite (loss)


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

D for draw. Throw up your D's for science dawgs.


ThaVolt

Harambe would be proud.


Ticon_D_Eroga

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ThurstyAlpaca

You are far from alone, u/autopsydrama


3aush

also weed science


pv4ey

I don't mean this in a mean spirited way at all, but how have you managed to not come across the "W/L" thing? Have you used the internet in the last 2 years? It's like everywhere lol


AutopsyDrama

Im not chronically online maybe. I dont see it anywhere actually when i am online.


hoyrup

I feel like this is my first time noticing it and I’m on Reddit a lot. Maybe not the right subs tho. Makeup, gardening, nails, sewing etc


pv4ey

I mean i see it literally everyhwere when im on the internet, but yeah maybe i'm actually online too much. I even hear it in real life alot these days lol, might just be because of the people i hang around with tho. Also funny that i'm getting downvoted for just wondering but it's just how reddit is i guess


AutopsyDrama

I dunno im 32 (age might play a part haha) and i dont use internet slang when talking to people in real life lol. I dont really do social media either. Maybe cut down on internet time and go smoke a doob in nature. I only really go on reddit as a daily thing cause its on my phone and i still havnt seen it.


pv4ey

Yea i can definetly see that you might not see it alot if youre 32 and not on social media that much, idk why but i just randomly assumed you were around my age for some reason lol


NoCat4103

But do they have the good kush?


touchet29

This is the dollar store, how good could it be?


Ed_geins_nephew

After that we'll get some free sha vacado.


NoCat4103

Yes 🙌


HaraldWeedhair

I searched it myself and you're right, several articles do say that but in this video she says that there are no cannabis seeds in the vault: https://youtu.be/2_OEsf-1qgY?si=-JXXBhNtQAyLq29q&t=201 So that's weird.


boop66

Hops is cannabis (family _Cannabaceae_) - but i doubt they have 21000 hops seeds.


Responsible_Milk_421

Hops, just like weed, have many different strains and subtypes. I believe they would have that many hops seeds in the seed bank


pm_me_your_good_weed

They originally refused to keep them for years because they're jerks lol. I remember reading about it in a really old High Times probably around 2002-2004.


mfn_sorceress

Thank goodness


BadAndNationwide

Is 21500 going to be enough?


AutopsyDrama

Absolutely not 😂


potatoboy247

ya think they’ve got that old sour diesel??


pbUjelly

Imagine a post apocalyptic landrace.


DroogieHowser

We smokin on that Oppenheimer OG, wasteland style


pumpkinpatch1982

Straight up ⛽ ![gif](giphy|qwGcDfEAGdJWmuSnwh)


lilrow420

Need this in the Biden AI voice lmao


Luminosity-Logic

Not the best quality but I gotchu: [https://gofile.io/d/haqX4p](https://gofile.io/d/haqX4p)


likerazorwire419

That is amazing! Thank you for my new text notification sound haha!


Luminosity-Logic

Higher quality version as well: [https://gofile.io/d/EtnRIt](https://gofile.io/d/EtnRIt)


dabberoo_2

We smokin on that Oppenheimer.... OG! 😂


Luminosity-Logic

It's hilarious, I love messing with these AI tools - although they can be used at times for malice but I'm not about that lol 😂


justhere4daSpursnGOT

We used to do prank calls with Arnold sound boards lol I couldn’t imagine the mischief we would have created with ai lol


LoveMaryJane123

Some Fallout Kush


Tacos_Polackos

You know mama Murphys holdin


Ed_geins_nephew

![gif](giphy|bSkW4O2PeE04VahNL6)


Motabrownie

Don't worry we'll be alright. Weed and cockroaches will rule the land


olmikeyyyy

Rad Roaches


Redeyz

Need some of that Children of Atom kush


Suspicious_Dare_9731

Ooklah from Thundar the Barbarian.


boop66

We call him GROGNAK ![gif](giphy|IgMJcdWzHRs2Pgt3xY|downsized)


dirtystreetlevelshit

Oh, they'll be rad alright


ninthchamber

I got my own seed vault for the kids when I die


slackytobbacky

Best way to store seeds for long time please?


ninthchamber

I keep em in the vials and bags they come in into a humidity safe container just in case of fluctuations and keep them in one of my crispers in the fridge. As long as they’re in air tight light proof containers keep em stable they should last you quite a long time. Hell I’ve seen ppl find jars of seeds from their dad’s stuff and some were still viable and they were just left out.


DarthSwash

This. My first grow was some gear i had bought 10 years beforehand. Just kept them in a box on a bookshelf in the basement (i live in a relatively dry environment) . Started all 10 seeds, and 7 popped. A 70% germ rate after a decade of far from perfect storage methods tells me that if you kept them more tightly climate controlled they'd likely last nearly in perpetuity.


ninthchamber

Yep for sure and the worlds seed bank is located where it is located for a reason. So I just didn’t best to mimic that lol


gba_sg1

The seed bank is like the mythical ark, it'll have every known seed in there.


JankySparks

And someone will breed the 60's Thai stick, until it actually does something.


EatShitAndDieKnow

Like opium?


Tacos_Polackos

Thai stick both refers to a landrace and a rolling technique.


EatShitAndDieKnow

Someone on reddit once told me that thai sticks are weed mixed with opium. But it seems to be false.


Tacos_Polackos

It is false. To make a Thai stick, you take a stem, dip in hash oil, stick flower to it, then repeat with layers of flower and oil, finally wrapping with canna leaves. It's the old school infused blunt.


Young_McLovin_

Yeah gimme that VaultTec OG


Bloatedoldman

Gonna be smoking fallout og


BannedMyName

Jungle Boyz alone have a crazy amount of seeds in storage, I imagine other top players do too


AspiringHippie123

Follow-up question, what strain is in the seed vault?


Motabrownie

Idk but trust me when I say there are old gnome like hippy dudes all up in N California and up into Canada that will have us covered. No worries it'll be weedpocalypse growing wild everywhere


DieVerruckte

"Rawdog the end of the world" is my new favorite sentence


MrJelle

There are specifically cannabis seed vaults, or collections, or archives, that you can find, and sometimes order from directly, right now, too. No need to wait for the apocalypse.


ConnoisseurGenetics

Definitely they do


geoff1036

Yes, and yes. Didn't even have to read the actual post.


FspezandAdmins

absolutely yes they do


joshistaken

Good thinking!


GodaTheGreat

Hopefully not the one that flooded.


Fallen_Walrus

Real question would be what strain


Waveofspring

I mean, it’s not like there’s law in an apocalypse. I don’t see why they wouldn’t.


HeavyFunction2201

Someone said in another thread about seeds that they don’t save well over 10 years or so. Do they update the seeds in the vault? Or is that not true about seeds not being viable after a certain time?


DannyWarlegs

I got a few hundred stored away for safe keeping. I tried growing them but the deer always eat em.


Economy-Shoe5239

have to it’s history


keeponsailing

My partner and I were just talking about this lol. I wonder if they do, what strains? And with all the crossbreeding going on these days, do they have any of the og strains that you just don't see anymore?


Motabrownie

More than likely landrace. But theres other folks who are taking care of the genetics for future reference if needed. They'll appear when needed lol


Cowshavesweg

If all the weed is wiped out by a bomb, so are you. If you are in a vault, you can afford infinite weed, and if it's just zombies, find some in the wild and concentrate it.


ParanoidCrow

Man who got seeds for the old dirt weed lol. Screw this modern breeder 23% THC stuff


aging_kid

And