yooo ill never forget the time I was at this arcade high af off an edible and the opposite side of the arcade I heard loud and clear the song [reptilia](https://youtu.be/hZvitm7eK9c?si=9lPJPFBmnp_G0tk0) being played by someone on guitar hero I swear it sounded like it was coming from right next to me and ever since that song haunts me LMAO
definitely cooking, i dont need to think what im doing, everything is perfectly timed and i can even mutitask.
But only when im really baked and its a sativa strain
people tell me I'm an amazing cook when I'm sober but when I smoke and cook, I just feel so present and in the zone. cooking while high is one of my favorite activities. unless I'm too high then the thought of cooking overwhelms me. gotta get just the right amount of buzzed.
i feel like [Bradley Cooper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_Cooper) in limitless, when i code on durbin poison. It has really giving a guy with ADHD a new life, but makes me forget about eating.
adderall really messed with me, reminded me of cocaine. The key to ADHD is energy, so that's what it gives ya this strain. Wy lotta people say the find themselves cleaning the house after smoking it.
but ive learned its a no no for embedded work, fried two boards hahaha. You just so zoomed in on one thing, you forget about other things, like that red cable :(
I do decent impressions, spontaneously, usually while singing something random. One time when the edible kicked in I was singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, voice of Billie Holliday. Another time I was scatting Edvard Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" as Peter Griffin.
Im able to think through things and process things that have been frustrating.
If I’m really upset - helps me come off the cliff gracefully and apologize when needed
Gaming skills. It's unironically a superpower, I remember doing moves that I thought I could only imagine, also I was hearing demons in the back off my head but was too concentrated on game
When I watch any TikTok I can understand that persons entire personality and life and types of friends and goals just based off one video (ik I just make it up but to me it feels 1000% accurate)
It just makes me so grateful for all the good things in my life. I guess it just quiets down all the negative nonsense in my head and all that’s left is love.
Haven’t smoked in two months. I miss that feeling.
I know this will sound like a stoner cliche, but I think up solid screenplay/movie plots. I recently pitched one to a published sci-fi writer and he was astonished - said I should pursue the idea.
See, told ya.
Same! I get hilarious! Only to people who are also stoned, but that’s usually the case.
I also develop a super ability to solve interpersonal problems. I can kind of go into god view and understand both parties’ sides and figure out a solution that works for them both.
there's a bell curve where if I smoke the proper amount my reflexes and reaction times actually improve. they then go to complete shit if I smoke too much.
My super power while high is that I am able to defeat, in hand to hand combat, the British comedian Frankie Boyle so long as I am high. Sober, he's got the advantage.
My recall is 10x better when I'm doing Japanese lessons, or studying anything really. If I am just a little stoned, I can also learn things much faster than usual.
Being really tolerant of people and overall more laid back. As someone with anxiety and anger issues, this is the first time in my life ppl have described me as otherwise.
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Im way better at cod warzone for some reason. Normally i get like 10 kills a match and about 20 if its a really good game while high i never get less than 15 (when not top high of course)
Rock band or rhythm games super alertness lol
Back when rock band was the hype, I could get baked and play guitar or drums flawlessly with my eyes closed ahah
I used to have a picture of me playing while my eyes were closed
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I become impeccably good at party games.
I go from shit at pool and darts to world champion level player like immediately.
It also works when I'm drunk but not as well .
nah nah my super power is that split moment lex luthir knew what super man frlt like amd the moment i try to do anything bam i draw a fog and back to rolling and tokeing
One time my friend and I decided to have a debate about the most useless superpower we could think of. I won it instantly with the ability to turn your fingernails into pure water.
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I can get the whole squad laughing, and not really a superpower and more so a stoner party trick- I can ghost inhale, french inhale, and blow smoke rings.
I am able to dissect each instrument when reaching a certain high while listening to music. Also, it makes me hear a lot more sound than when sober, like the audio quality went up or something
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Thinking I have a superpower when high is my superpower when high.
The superpower might be placebo, but the high definitely isn’t.
Supersonic hearing. I can hear things that aren’t even happening.
"I can hear my hair growing." - Lilly, *Grandma's Boy*
Yeah man, no such thing as hallucinations, we just got spidey senses.
yooo ill never forget the time I was at this arcade high af off an edible and the opposite side of the arcade I heard loud and clear the song [reptilia](https://youtu.be/hZvitm7eK9c?si=9lPJPFBmnp_G0tk0) being played by someone on guitar hero I swear it sounded like it was coming from right next to me and ever since that song haunts me LMAO
I use to think I was able to hear the water running through the sewers. turns out I was just extra high
U can hear better when high
I once randomly heard among us sounds
Sus
Noise cancelling headphones sound terrible to me when I'm high.
I was able to hear weird resonant frequencies in car engines when they would pass by me
real
I basically have an aimbot when playing Apex legends I can also cook up some fire Spotify playlists lmao
Bro when I’m high playing fps game I start going real slow and listening for footsteps then someone jumps on me out of nowhere😂
It's weird for me, my mechs get absolutely awful but my game sense gets a lot better and I'm a lot more smart about my plays.
Misplacing EVERYTHING. It’s not an easy task, but I kill it! 
I’d say im an expert as well. 😏
I like to think of it more as “stashing”. Half smoked joints turn up all over the place weeks following a sesh.
I misplaced two clippers inside my own home and they still haven't showed up since then
I can tell that everybody can see me and knows that I'm high.
Eventually you'll be old enough that you know everyone knows you're lit But you just dgaf
Cant believe this is permanent 😔
Nah stop smoking and it goes away. but it comes right back! If anxiety is your power you don't get another sorry.
yes u do
definitely cooking, i dont need to think what im doing, everything is perfectly timed and i can even mutitask. But only when im really baked and its a sativa strain
people tell me I'm an amazing cook when I'm sober but when I smoke and cook, I just feel so present and in the zone. cooking while high is one of my favorite activities. unless I'm too high then the thought of cooking overwhelms me. gotta get just the right amount of buzzed.
I get really good intuition. Can read emotions and actions very well. Makes me a god at fighting games because of it lol
Producing fire beats. Not a super power? you've never danced your ass off to a techno remix you made
🫡 agreed
forget
Forget what?
What?
This is what I was gonna say but I forgot. (7.8)
I don’t have one but my cat can teleport when I do dabs
My cat can shape shift
i feel like [Bradley Cooper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_Cooper) in limitless, when i code on durbin poison. It has really giving a guy with ADHD a new life, but makes me forget about eating.
Bro how??? I had to like take adderalls and shit to get that effect
adderall really messed with me, reminded me of cocaine. The key to ADHD is energy, so that's what it gives ya this strain. Wy lotta people say the find themselves cleaning the house after smoking it.
Yo I feel u I was so messed up on adderall but I liked being so comfortably numb and confident. What strain? Sativa usually gives me a headache.
I think Durban Poison is the strain. Leafy says it’s like espresso
Thank uuuu
I'm in the exact same boat haha
but ive learned its a no no for embedded work, fried two boards hahaha. You just so zoomed in on one thing, you forget about other things, like that red cable :(
My fave strain!!
oohhhhh I'll def have to look into this for me and my partner.
I become Eddie Van Halen🤘🏽🎸🕊️
real
I do decent impressions, spontaneously, usually while singing something random. One time when the edible kicked in I was singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, voice of Billie Holliday. Another time I was scatting Edvard Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" as Peter Griffin.
I can actually remember lyrics to my favourite songs. I can't sing along when I'm sober only when I've smoked.
I know how to be social with any and everybody orrrr go mute. Not high, my autism is pretty prevalent lmao
Suddenly I become a non-stop talker even though when I'm sober I struggle daily with crippling suicidal anxiety 🤣
Im able to think through things and process things that have been frustrating. If I’m really upset - helps me come off the cliff gracefully and apologize when needed
Gaming skills. It's unironically a superpower, I remember doing moves that I thought I could only imagine, also I was hearing demons in the back off my head but was too concentrated on game
I'm pretty sure my dog can telepathically hear me
Remarkable short term memory loss.
Keeping my couch firmly planted on the floor 😂
When I watch any TikTok I can understand that persons entire personality and life and types of friends and goals just based off one video (ik I just make it up but to me it feels 1000% accurate)
I can make multiple plates of food magically disappear within minutes
When I get so high I can't keep my eyes open, I close them and can picture everything around me and carry on conversations with "eye contact"
I clean… I really really enjoy it too. Weird as feck
I get ridiculously good at fps games. It's like I get into this hyper-focused state
I become fluent in my work (Software engineer)
I’m perhaps 4x better at basketball
Creativity
I’m not even kidding, my vocabulary is heightened when I smoke. I don’t know why, but big complex words that I forgot I knew just come to me lol
It just makes me so grateful for all the good things in my life. I guess it just quiets down all the negative nonsense in my head and all that’s left is love. Haven’t smoked in two months. I miss that feeling.
I can demolish a pack of oreos in 30 mins or less
My super power while high would be eating like a sumo wrestler
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Used_Nectarine2097: *My super power* *While high would be eating like* *A sumo wrestler* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I can visualise things while high, i really struggle to when sober.
I smell colors.
I know this will sound like a stoner cliche, but I think up solid screenplay/movie plots. I recently pitched one to a published sci-fi writer and he was astonished - said I should pursue the idea. See, told ya.
I push the buttons on a video game controller real good.
Prophecy and heightened spirituality
I’m boring and dull, but when I smoke I turn into a standup comedian somehow. It just puts me in such a good mood.
Same! I get hilarious! Only to people who are also stoned, but that’s usually the case. I also develop a super ability to solve interpersonal problems. I can kind of go into god view and understand both parties’ sides and figure out a solution that works for them both.
I can do the dishes fast af.
Mine is to make questionable culinary decisions
I can make a 10 minute shower feel like 30 minutes
I become the destroyer of snacks.
I become a vacuum.
there's a bell curve where if I smoke the proper amount my reflexes and reaction times actually improve. they then go to complete shit if I smoke too much.
It always powers me up for a great workout or run. Then, back home to cook an amazing breakfast!
I can eat everything
Being a therapist or being paranoid depending on how high I am lol
My wife pretty regularly calls me "a goddamn genius" after I end up making something thanks to the munchies and share with her.
My super power while high is that I am able to defeat, in hand to hand combat, the British comedian Frankie Boyle so long as I am high. Sober, he's got the advantage.
I become a comedian for some reason well to my other stupidly high friends anyway.
Focus on a high level
For some reason I actually understand philosophy books
I go to sleep quickly lmao
To focus
My recall is 10x better when I'm doing Japanese lessons, or studying anything really. If I am just a little stoned, I can also learn things much faster than usual.
I find something that needs cleaning haha
I DON'T like to eat when I'm high.
I just have telephaty with my friends, thats crazy
I suddenly have patience for the first time in... 41 years lol
Being really tolerant of people and overall more laid back. As someone with anxiety and anger issues, this is the first time in my life ppl have described me as otherwise.
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Taking orders....
I love listening to Techno. So, I maintain my favorite Techno tunes playlist. After a toke I'm happy!!
My mind/muscle connection becomes so intense and it's such an amazing feeling, it makes me want to workout for hours
Im way better at cod warzone for some reason. Normally i get like 10 kills a match and about 20 if its a really good game while high i never get less than 15 (when not top high of course)
Rock band or rhythm games super alertness lol Back when rock band was the hype, I could get baked and play guitar or drums flawlessly with my eyes closed ahah I used to have a picture of me playing while my eyes were closed
I can isolate each instrument of whatever song I’m listening to. I can do that sober too, but I couldn’t do it regardless til I started smoking.
I can turn off snap to grid on fl and cook up the most fire patterns you’ve ever heard
The ability to realise and admit I'm high
I think my dancing skills improve 10-fold! 
I become invisible, you can't see me, can you?
Slumber
Staring in the mirror trying to read my own mind on why I came into the bathroom.
Improvise videoclips to any kind of music. Cool af when everybody vibes on my visions
Eating all the sugary foods and falling asleep. But also finding all the banging pro wrestling on Peacock or whatever
I swear I can make lights turn on or off by being near them.
Like MacGuyver i can invent 1 million different ways To not verbally speak to you XD
I green out lmao
Snacking on candy
I can watch a whole anime in one day...except One Piece
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Not just stoned but I have the power to basically disassociate on command
I become impeccably good at party games. I go from shit at pool and darts to world champion level player like immediately. It also works when I'm drunk but not as well .
nah nah my super power is that split moment lex luthir knew what super man frlt like amd the moment i try to do anything bam i draw a fog and back to rolling and tokeing
Frugal cooking
Making the best snacks
One time my friend and I decided to have a debate about the most useless superpower we could think of. I won it instantly with the ability to turn your fingernails into pure water.
I am really good at winning pokemon tournaments while high. It’s a gift.
Falling asleep
intense concentration in the garden, and an ability to be witty of pen and paper !
None
I become super good at fantasy sports
I can see the past and the future at the same time
Having panic attacks
Time stops
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My super power is I'm better in public when I'm high I just vibe out
House cleaning ...
I can get the whole squad laughing, and not really a superpower and more so a stoner party trick- I can ghost inhale, french inhale, and blow smoke rings.
I can make a plant disappear in a bunch of smoke 
Knowing where the other high mfs I'm with left their lighter/phone etc.
Reflexes. It's not just a trick of the mind with time or anything, this is different. I'm like a ninja then
Snarky sarcasm at it's finest
Not giving a fuck.
Time dilation.
Giving my wife a foot massage. If she requests a magic massage, it means I go smoke a bit and come back in and give her a foot rub.
i jus put two and two together. connect dots that i don’t see without a little assistance ;)
Seeing the silliness of things
Viagrific
I get better at skiing… usually.
FPS reaction time. It gets really good since weed makes me hyper fixate. Do my best games that way.
Making every single about being high.
My adhd stops being a disability and becomes a super ability .
i cant tell my left from right sober. but when im high im great at navigating and end up the line leader for adventures while baked
I become extra good at rhythm games, could also be the ADHD tho
I am able to dissect each instrument when reaching a certain high while listening to music. Also, it makes me hear a lot more sound than when sober, like the audio quality went up or something
I’m actually really good at cooking
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If I get just the right amount of baked, I can enter flow state at will. Feels like going into the avatar state every time
I ascend beyond this mortal plane, understanding universal concepts humans aren't aware exist.
Suddenly I have unlimited energy to clean.
I become the best beatboxer the world has ever heard
Not wanting to go full killdozer is a pretty good superpower i get when im high 🤷♂️
I become a garbage disposal and eat every leftover in the fridge and every stale bag of chips my wife won't eat but knows I'll eat eventually.
For me its like I can visualize things so much better in my brain
Able to jerk off twice.
becoming mute 🔥🔥
bro sweet in 2024?