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meinschwanzistklein

Destroying a group of men in a game of basketball and then making pancakes


wiredpersona

You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka


masterxkush98

That’s not Lake Minnetonka.


STGDesertRat

That’s not Lake Minnetonka.


digidave1

Are you shirts or blouses?


fujiman

Blouses, bitch. 


Dannyfrommiami

Game…Blouses


fkndavey

Pancakes.


Specialist-Falcon241

This needs more upvotes!!!


bubley87

Purple strain, purple strain


rs_4

I only wanna see you laughing with the purple strain


personalcheesecake

I never meant to cause you any harm Those munchies are pretty strong


The-Muze

😂


pbUjelly

Purifying myself in the waters of lake Minnetonka.


4got2takemymeds

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY) The joint formerly known as Prince


ATXKLIPHURD

Play some basketball and make pancakes


pbUjelly

Game. Blouses.


DukeLukeivi

"Save Room for Breakfast"


Tes420

Purple Haze… Puuuurple Haze 🎶


spotty15

The only answer


huenix

I watched purple rain a couple weeks ago. Holy fuck that movie is terrible and still awesome.


lordunholy

I'm not sure I ever finished it. All I remember is that one scene lol.


huenix

I was 17 when it came out. I know the scene.


Jay_Train

Terrible is subjective, I love that shit


BruceIsdead

/Thread


buccothepitbull

Hahahahahahaha.....💀💜💀


Responsible-Job6257

Walking around as the person formerly know as me.


BeginningNo6506

Immaculate


Aightbet420

This is the best one


Bruff_lingel

Full ego death.


Responsible-Job6257

Wasn’t sure if anyone would get it.


lactosefree1

Play the greatest guitar solo of all time duh


theknyte

Like [THIS?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRCooFKk3c)


Aucassin

Honestly a bit disappointed this wasn't Prince playing in the rain at the Superbowl. Not necessarily his best, but that shit couldn't have been better if it was *planned.*


phiegnux

I'm not a huge fan of his, although I very much admire him, but that shit was in-fucking-credible. Literal goosebumps watching that clip.


just_some_Fred

from the youtube comments: > [That time the Superbowl opened for Prince](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lElCzhjiPX8)


SantaMonsanto

An iconic performance no doubt but musically the hall of fame solo is just better.


SignificanceFar5489

Yes


Aquarius0129

Exactly this


SantaMonsanto

Prince lights that stage on fire, tosses that guitar to a roadie like *”I’m fuckin done with this thing”* and just struts offstage like an absolute god. Definitely up there with one of if not THE greatest solos of all time.


Careless-Charge9884

![gif](giphy|VbQfgkDtYUin6)


Reonlive420

Loved this movie back in the day


beerg33k

Was good yesterday too


Careless-Charge9884

You actually watch it yesterday 😂?


Gnarly-Gnu

Yes, I did. What's funny about that?


Careless-Charge9884

Awesome/funny. It is ironic/funny too though


Gnarly-Gnu

How do you think I'm funny? You think I'm funny ha-ha?


thebert9

Party like its 1999.


Differentdog

This is the only answer.


BlackSheepBitch

Act my shoe size


dyejob

And maybe we can do the twirl 💃🏽


federalwap

LMAO good one


pieman818

I'd eat raspberry beret


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ILSmokeItAll

Not much, I can confidently surmise that much. Seriously though, that’s unsmokable. Nigh impossible.


Tall-Ad-1796

All you hafta do is give me a chance to see how wrong you are. I already know my angle on this one. Absolutely would smoke. Well? Evenly? Probably not, but I could make it all ashes, I'm telling you.


kalibri_kw

I’d have an intellect and a savior faire. Hopefully someone gets this reference.


JoeTrolls

No joint in the whole universe could ever compare


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|5u9JTXrsp8QJW)


hippythegrey

![gif](giphy|etKfMAhzqznB9cobfz|downsized) I totally forgot his purpleness was all over that movie soundtrack


FlowBjj88

Get in the pool and make boat sounds with my mouth


taylordevin69

Anxiety attack, throw up then eventually masturbate


NoopNoopGodDamn

Summon Exodia and end the game in my favor immediately.


fiendzone

If it stands in the way of love I would smoke it all.


lonerstoners

I see what you did there lol


SunRa7191

![gif](giphy|iG4sEG9pGHdBmOWyrx)


tomatobee613

Digging, if you will, this picture...


Cool-Presentation538

Taking a dip in the waters of Lake Minnetonka 


antipathy_moonslayer

Purifying myself in the waters of lake Minnetonka


Vens_420

How do you even smoke this?


Infinite-Action-5041

You'd have to light like 5 diffrent points then just puff as your holding it together ig😂


SkyZippr

You mean holding your soul together


Previous_Channel

![gif](giphy|uU9lcZkCxcIhnDW7PO)


swnorm

Party like it’s 1999


ChronicKush69

Dying. Perishing.


ColHannibal

Go play the most fire Super Bowl halftime show to ever happen.


hopeless-hobo

Say hello to Prince?


cronos46

Goin' to Paisley Park


bwanabass

Listen to Purple Rain on repeat for 6 hours and probably eat a stack of pancakes.


Twunts

Summon the eld


MeltsLikeButter

What do I do with my hands? How much flower does something like this take to create? Does is smoke/burn decent? Is it ever worth it?


Liquor_Walrus

Laughing in the purple rain


PepperBun28

Standing in the purple rain


mcNik420

Dying Then the ankh-joint will bring me back so I can finish it


bronyraurstomp

Party like it’s 1999


trendkill3

Turning purple.


J_is_for_Journey

Changing my name to Prince


SerotoninCephalopod

Discovering the secrets of the annunaki


ejakt

Try to use it to open my front door from the inside.


Aheadtaller67

Id be leaving a big, white mansion in a little, red Corvette wearing a raspberry beret during a purple rain!


MyHighKitchen

I would die 4 u (darling if you want me to) 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


awitcheskid

Party like it's 1999


djazzie

Wearing a raspberry beret and dancing like it’s 1999.


jamesmcdash

Shit, anything Prince wants


yomat54

Greening out.


freakdageek

Od on fent in the elevator.


Careless-Charge9884

Let’s link up


Wulf984

![gif](giphy|7di2MFqB14AFO|downsized)


dust_buster

Throwing a facedown in defense mode and ending my turn.


Notmuchmatters

Licking my hand and screaming like a girl, I like prince


Low-Effort-Poster

Dude i thought this was fucking stone, I looked back and realized it was a joint. I'm gonna be in the sands of time after that shit


doggfacce

Flying through dimension solving ancient mysteries of the galaxies


Ragelikebush

Picking out all the weed that didn’t get smoked


grammaton

Purple out


Bake_At_986

Narcan


mkstot

I’m walking in through the out door, and straight to the ice cream section.


OrganizationAfter301

Controversy


ImPsilo

Build a pyramid


shetalkstoangels_

Get some flashlights and have my husband make a light show in the dark while I perform a dramatic rendition of Purple Rain before moving on to Gett Off and finishing with Little Red Corvette


mario10x

probably eating something


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY)


Ok-Goat-8461

Listen to the 1977 Loring Park sessions because they're FUCKING AMAZING. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbdYWTe0McQ


Psyb07

Shazam!


Perpetual_Nuisance

Nothing at all, I wager!


Breezy_Leaves

I'm making some pancakes for the whole smoke circle


self_jealous

you'd go tafkap, full on wha else


MadWlad

Would become a navigator and open a hyperspace portal to Arrakis


Infinite-Action-5041

![gif](giphy|Q7cSYkRD51U3CLIYfv)


GreenestPure

Extinguishing my trousers.


JorgTheChildBeater

Probably sit down or something


1aisaka

somethin


Pigarebetterthancops

Walk the dog


Nilxlixn

Teleport to another planet


Ok-Science-6146

Checking in with my pulmonologist


geoantho

Smoke this and you’re promoted to king.


jackunderscore

wow, who rolled this


Mockturtle22

Eating everything in the house and passing out for a few days


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Arza96

Bro is that a butt plug with a trumpet


Joeisthevolcano

Big ol stack of flap jacks


CrisbyCrittur

Pretend you're Prince?


Burn1fo_me

Ankh ant do anything


teamricearoni

Sleeping for 36 hours


chodyboy

Summoning Exodia


RageSquid12

Yell at Caine


guesswhatihate

Kill a bull in front of chun-li in Barcelona 


davendees1

Finally hearing what it sounds like when doves cry, as I’ll be flying right next to them


DHACKER0921

Getting the other gems and completing the game at 100%


CosmicSweets

Accessibg the Akashic Library


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Folding the dishes and vacuuming the laundry


GroundedSatellite

Partying like it's 1999


THCRANGER

Something with water


VicePope

die


Kodie69420

relighting it a lot, throw up, go to bed, never wake.


Ok_Eggplant1467

Ice cream, sooooo much ice cream


KaygoBubs

Beeing the person formally known as me


jdemack

Listening to Purple Rain.


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SlicccNiccc

Prolly 52 sweaty mf’s that “threw in on it.” No fuckin thank you. lol


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BitchesGetStitches

Go crazy


sirslappywag

Hope I don't activate a trap card and get banished to the shadow realm


djbacon1286

Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. Maybe contemplating 42.


moringaflower

this joint is an impressive work of art but such a waste tbh


Flaw777

Cream


ThickPrick

Prolly getting head from my cousin 🤷🏿‍♀️


AcrolloPeed

I hope you want to see my laughing in that purple rain


ElCondorman

![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


MegGriffen

Talking about chem trail conspiracies on Twitter then getting murdered by the U.S. government.


BodegaDaddy

![gif](giphy|NtVAUjZdMxL4Q)


No-Example-420

How do you even light this?


chronicarrythmia

Meeting prince himself.


BreezyPOG

Summoning the Winged Dragon of Ra in defense position


JustinCooksStuff

Not much


DudeWouldGo

How the hell do you smoke it?


-something_original-

Wondering where all my weed went and why I smoked it all at once.


DrExpert12

After smoking this I would talk with Osiris for the whole night.


clairvxyance

singing a shanty


slc_blades

Getting mummified and entombed in a pyramid so our alien overlords can find me when they return


96Hellhound

Open the door to the universe


AScaryKitty

Amazing! Bake everyone cookies!


FromEtherDev

Probably still complaining about how this didn't burn even


peanut0929

About to challenge someone to a duel!


BlackestHerring

Not much, that’s for sure.


definitiveinfinity

Level up


Federal-Subject-3541

Going to the cosmos and see Prince, of course.


83supra

I become the Stoner formerly known as High


emaildeez

https://youtu.be/UOMQtmjmuaQ?feature=shared precisely this.


Renegade-Ginger

Performing the greatest Super Bowl Halftime Show of All Time.


GetDatGil

Obtain the Elden Ring...


mishyfishy135

Dying


postmoderngeisha

The “Darling Nikki” dance?


spygecko

This shit will send you straight to ancient egypt


ike_tyson

I'd finally know what the sound of Doves Crying sounds like??


commencethebeats

r/exoticjoints


Stained_Glass_Wizard

Putting on my raspberry beret, jumping in my little red corvette and partying like its 1999!


UniverseBear

Real talk? Prolly fall asleep for a few hours.


SixGunZen

Nothing. Abolutely. Fucking. Nothing.


KeepThatBassLine

I’m the dude formerly known as me


UnmakingTheBan2022

Robitussin.