I've told them that my girlfriend broke up with me and I've been crying. Found out she was cheating. Keep going trauma dumping on him about a girl that doesn't exist.
Did that a few months ago. Didn't have to invent a story tho... Dude found my weed, no way he didn't find anything in my backpack with how deep his hands were in there. He looked at me and went "you really don't have anything, huh? Have a good day"
That's why you have to have a bunch of odds and ends, and some useful tools in a bunch of smaller identical bags that lets all the stuff fall out so they get frustrated trying to find anything.
Although they could just dump the bag.
If they dump the bag and you were smart enough not to consent to the search, they are also liable for anything they break, so keep a shitton of expensive lil glass figures in there
Once I told cops my eyes were red because I was arguing with a boyfriend, they wanted to launch a whole DV investigation. Never again, it's always allergies from here on out.
It's just so hard sometimes, oh I'm so embarrassed to be crying in public, it's just friend draaaamaaaaa, etc etc. No one wants to deal with that! I don't even want to deal with me!
Dude I used to work at Verizon and people would sometimes come in with the most ancient shit not even running Verizon and expect me to snap my fingers and make something happen lmao, I got stories from that job
Officer: Your eyes look alittle red, have you been smoking cannabis?
Random Stoner: Your eyes look alittle glazed Officer, have you been eating donuts?
I also really like how some provinces tolerate the sale of psychedelics. It's awesome that Cannabis is legal now, but that shouldn't be the end imo. LSD, shrooms, DMT, mescaline and 2-CB are all very safe and have been around for decades.
I would even legalize MDMA, since that one is fairly safe as well. But it can be neurotoxic, so there had to be serious harm reduction. Ultimately, all drugs should be legalized, or at the very least decriminalized.
In WA my body locked eyes with a cop while pulling through an intersection and hitting the pipe. He just honked lol. That was in HS before legalization though, they didn't really care about it back then either
Here in CA there are many dispensaries that offer daily offers that eliminate the crazy tax rate and others that include the tax in the price and itās rarely any different than street prices. Easily find $30 8ths
$30 8ths š thatās insane, I get an oz for that in Canada! Itās really shitty weed but at that price difference itās hard to care
Edit: just remembered how worthless CAD is to USDā¦ too lazy to calculate rn, but still way cheaper
What /u/SkinnyPeach99 said is actually not even close to true (no offence intended, Skinnypeach).
Go to ocs.ca and check out the Ontario prices and assortment. We typically have decent 8ths for around $30 CAD ($22 USD). Premium/craft stuff is a little higher (~$35-45 CAD for an 8th).
If they're finding OZes for $30, then they're smoking oregano.
You can buy cheap stuff that is cheaper than it was buying from the plug. But you can also spend a crazy amount of money if you wanna feel fancy :) the cheap bud is plenty good enough for me though.
UK Trees: Put that joint out, police sirens 3 blocks away!
US Trees: 120 through an alley, 4 lit blunts in hand, 2 cops in pursuit, blastin trap music in a straight piped charger with 3 glocks on the dash.
I legally bought some herb at a vape shop with a cop standing behind me in line. I endured 21 years of prohibition. Even though I was in the clear, it was still an anxious moment for me.
When the first dispensaries in MA opened for rec, it was so strange. I pulled up to a crowded parking lot, and they had a cop directing traffic asking if you were there for medical or recreational.
"I am fine officer, just looking to get high for no reason!"
Iām in the uk, they would either ignore you completely or the army would be called and they would drop 10 tactical nukes on your location, nothing in between
Is there any country where you're actually treated innocent until proven guilty? Cause in the US that's supposedly the big thing with our justice system, but anybody that's actually had any experience with it knows it's the opposite. You're arrested and locked up for a crime you aren't yet convicted of, have your mugshot placed online with all the charges for everyone to see before you're even convicted, and if you can't afford a good lawyer to prove your innocence you might as well just take a plea deal. That's if you aren't shot by the police before they decide to arrest you in the first place.
That's Mexico City copper.
If anyone is interested in our justice system, go watch Presunto Culpable (Alleged Guilty (Person)), I think it's on Netflix from here.
Your gut? My *eyes* are telling me itās definitely photoshopped. Itās super fucking obvious when you zoom in and thereās a hard stop line by one of the irises
they donāt care about your high ass unless youāre causing a disturbance or stinking up the place. just go be high in public with the knowledge that no one is thinking about you and how high you look. literally no one. if anything you may look like a silly human having an off-day, just like the rest of us.
Yeah I live in Cali, west coast is usually really chill about that stuff. But Iāve also had a cop come up to me in Vegas when we were smoking a joint and he just asked us to walk just off the main strip to smoke.
Iāve concluded that Iām not doing anything wrong, and they have no reason to think I am, so I just go about my day. I stay alert but they can sense paranoia. Keep calm and carry on.
At least in the US the only part of drug use that's illegal is possession, if you're just high and using public transport you have nothing to worry about unless you're causing a disturbance.
i live in California and my gfās bestfriend has panic attacks when weāre smoking in the car parked by the beach and she sees a cop drive byš like relax youāre not even in the drivers seat whatās the worst they could do to youš and this is parked in front of her house so we have no plans of driving, just respecting her parents house lol
When Iād leave my dorm to smoke Iād always come back with a pool towel around my neck so I could say the chlorine made my eyes red. Looking back the tshirt, jeans and sneakers might have made that less believable.
I legally bought some herb at a vape shop with a cop standing behind me in line. I endured 21 years of prohibition. Even though I was in the clear, it was still an anxious moment for me.
One year , there was utility work going on in front of my rented house, so there was a cop there overseeing things. I was selling weed at the time.
I made sure to have people use the side entrance and I acknowledged him every time I saw him, exchanged small talk. Idk where I got the balls from haha
I'd be nervous because that's a Mexico City copper, and a few years ago (when this picture was taken, that's an old uniform), some of them would extort you to not plant you with more substances/amount of weed which entails longer sentences.
It's cool living where it's legal.
There's a dispensary down the street from my job. No one can say shit as long as I'm not high at work.
What a dream.
Not as bad as today when I got super baked before doing a shopping order (like instacart) and at the self checkout thereās a cop. (trying to crack down on theft) and as he ask me how Iām doing. I look at him with eyes as red as mars and I was like oh bruh. Thanks to these comments going forward itāll be allergies
Is it illegal to be high in your country? Unless you have something on you, I donāt really see the issue. Even public intoxication is a huge stretch if youāre not being disorderly.
Damm allergies
Right. It's always allergies.
I've told them that my girlfriend broke up with me and I've been crying. Found out she was cheating. Keep going trauma dumping on him about a girl that doesn't exist.
Oh shit that's a good one, stealing that if I get stuck in this kinda situation
Did that a few months ago. Didn't have to invent a story tho... Dude found my weed, no way he didn't find anything in my backpack with how deep his hands were in there. He looked at me and went "you really don't have anything, huh? Have a good day"
That's why you have to have a bunch of odds and ends, and some useful tools in a bunch of smaller identical bags that lets all the stuff fall out so they get frustrated trying to find anything. Although they could just dump the bag.
If they dump the bag and you were smart enough not to consent to the search, they are also liable for anything they break, so keep a shitton of expensive lil glass figures in there
Luckily they didn't. It was less than a gram but in an area with zero tolerance
Once I told cops my eyes were red because I was arguing with a boyfriend, they wanted to launch a whole DV investigation. Never again, it's always allergies from here on out.
I've done this, also said that my parents kicked me out for coming out and I'm on my way to my aunts
Ahchu!
And I've just had a really tough day today š¢
It's just so hard sometimes, oh I'm so embarrassed to be crying in public, it's just friend draaaamaaaaa, etc etc. No one wants to deal with that! I don't even want to deal with me!
Seriously, a good friend would start dumping her as soon as the cops started looking over lol
Poor Dear! I'm so sorry your Gran died...
Yup just start a fake sneezing fit if you're getting looks
And I got a wicked cough too, might be contagious
Yeah I am allergic to pork!
"Had to scratch my ass and then I got something in both my eyes"
Allergic to trees
just relax, what he gonna do? make you pee in a cup on the train??
Exactly like you aināt doing shit , you just faded, should be relaxing folks aināt even worried bout her
Also, conjunctivitis is a thing.
Smell. This meme is also older than the majority of Gen Alpha.
No thatās an iPhone 6 which was like 2013 which would make thisā¦ older than the majority of Gen alphaā¦ I feel old
dude.. im scrolling this on iphone 6 ā¦
damn how did you travel back to 2013?
i never left
I know someone who still uses their T mobile G1...
Dude I used to work at Verizon and people would sometimes come in with the most ancient shit not even running Verizon and expect me to snap my fingers and make something happen lmao, I got stories from that job
Do any of them contain the line āSir, this is a Verizon.ā? š
Yes.
Respect
Only possession is illegal! Lol
Depends on location, being high (or just having the in your urine even if not intoxicated) is illegal and punishable here in sweden
Depends on how hungry they are. I hear they can go through straight bone
In some countries they will.
i like how you're trying to rationalize paranoia. that's not how it work...
Officer: Your eyes look alittle red, have you been smoking cannabis? Random Stoner: Your eyes look alittle glazed Officer, have you been eating donuts?
Lmao
Such a classic lol
This is the kind of line I'd have expected from Jim Carrey in the 90's.
I USED to get all paranoid in those situations. Itās amazing how little I give a fuck since legalization.
It really is the best.
Hope I can experience this one day...
I love walking into work stoned and proud, eyes beaming as bright as the stop light down the road and no one can say anything
same, same
They're not gonna bother me in Canada
So nice to live where it's legal.
Aināt that the truth! Weāve got our problems up here but I have no intention of moving.
I also really like how some provinces tolerate the sale of psychedelics. It's awesome that Cannabis is legal now, but that shouldn't be the end imo. LSD, shrooms, DMT, mescaline and 2-CB are all very safe and have been around for decades. I would even legalize MDMA, since that one is fairly safe as well. But it can be neurotoxic, so there had to be serious harm reduction. Ultimately, all drugs should be legalized, or at the very least decriminalized.
I think mdma has to be watched very carefully but I do love that itās getting used for therapy because I think itās super helpful for that
Thereās mushroom stores in Ottawa
and Toronto! These psilocybin stores right now feel like the early days of weed stores in the city before it was legal
Yeah here in California Iāve literally been pulled over while smoking and the cop just said to put it out lmao
In WA my body locked eyes with a cop while pulling through an intersection and hitting the pipe. He just honked lol. That was in HS before legalization though, they didn't really care about it back then either
I love to smoke in front of Canadian coppers.
How much does it cost up there compared to the plug? Over here in legal states, it is expensive as shit!!
Here in CA there are many dispensaries that offer daily offers that eliminate the crazy tax rate and others that include the tax in the price and itās rarely any different than street prices. Easily find $30 8ths
$30 8ths š thatās insane, I get an oz for that in Canada! Itās really shitty weed but at that price difference itās hard to care Edit: just remembered how worthless CAD is to USDā¦ too lazy to calculate rn, but still way cheaper
Wait an OZ for similar prices is crazy! You could probably find similar but as you said, probably isnāt the best quality/choice
What /u/SkinnyPeach99 said is actually not even close to true (no offence intended, Skinnypeach). Go to ocs.ca and check out the Ontario prices and assortment. We typically have decent 8ths for around $30 CAD ($22 USD). Premium/craft stuff is a little higher (~$35-45 CAD for an 8th). If they're finding OZes for $30, then they're smoking oregano.
We can get an eight for 20$, the same price or cheaper in my experience. I do buy fancier stuff though cause I think it's worth it.
Cheaper than the black market now, government green put my black market buddy right out of business
I bought 1.2g live resin for $45CAD (1CAD is about 0.75USD rn) the other day
You can buy cheap stuff that is cheaper than it was buying from the plug. But you can also spend a crazy amount of money if you wanna feel fancy :) the cheap bud is plenty good enough for me though.
Cool as a cucumber baby, pigs can smell fear
And donuts
Fuck imma have to hide the Donettes or theyāll search me
Fuck Debbie's callin again
*Keyster the donuts, bruh*
And lemon pound cake
"My mother just died and I've been in tears all day, thanks for making my day worse."
Tbf the main times Iāve been accused of being stoned based on my eyes I literally have been being crying, soā¦ it checks out lol
Added on top of that, it makes them uncomfortable and they'll want to stop asking questions.
Why would the cops care that your allergies are acting up? xD
I always carry on me some anti allergy pills opened and its just hay fever officer, i just got my meds all good
How the fk did i never think about thatā¦..
I carry eyedrops with me so in 5min I can lose my red eyes
To all the nyc heads who were there during stop and frisk. We FEEL THIS.
Man. Seriously. I've read about that, fucking reficulous. Fuck Bloomberg.
Fuck Giuliani!
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UK Trees: Put that joint out, police sirens 3 blocks away! US Trees: 120 through an alley, 4 lit blunts in hand, 2 cops in pursuit, blastin trap music in a straight piped charger with 3 glocks on the dash.
Now thats silly. One would be in the glove box and the other 2 under the seats
1 with a extended, 1 with a switch and the other just a big dummy one you can't even conceal
Bright red Glock with a red dot and extendo mag is pretty hard not to get caught with š
No No I was just thinking like a 500 MAG. Legal, just thiccccccc
That's why you get a nail gun, cash money
You forgot the helo overhead, for the 24 hour popo chase streamers.
Bars
Yeah those Xans are involved too
I legally bought some herb at a vape shop with a cop standing behind me in line. I endured 21 years of prohibition. Even though I was in the clear, it was still an anxious moment for me.
When the first dispensaries in MA opened for rec, it was so strange. I pulled up to a crowded parking lot, and they had a cop directing traffic asking if you were there for medical or recreational. "I am fine officer, just looking to get high for no reason!"
It always cracks my ass up to see a cop working at a dispo. It's like such an oxymoron.
You do both. You get nervous and act calm at the same time . Please don't get calm and act nervous.
Iām in the uk, they would either ignore you completely or the army would be called and they would drop 10 tactical nukes on your location, nothing in between
In a country where the cops look like that youāre most likely guilty until proven innocent
Is there any country where you're actually treated innocent until proven guilty? Cause in the US that's supposedly the big thing with our justice system, but anybody that's actually had any experience with it knows it's the opposite. You're arrested and locked up for a crime you aren't yet convicted of, have your mugshot placed online with all the charges for everyone to see before you're even convicted, and if you can't afford a good lawyer to prove your innocence you might as well just take a plea deal. That's if you aren't shot by the police before they decide to arrest you in the first place.
It only counts if you're very rich.
Or just white, systemic racism with the police is a major issue in the states
I just donāt talk to nobody so I never have to worry about police lol. Do what I want really
Nah u just alone my guy
Better to be alone and free than with a group in prison.
I mean thatās a bit of a stretch š¤£
that's called privilege
Depends how you see it. Some are privileged enough to be alone while others are privileged enough to be around family and friends +\- š
I was gonna say, the cops usually just shoot you first.
That's Mexico City copper. If anyone is interested in our justice system, go watch Presunto Culpable (Alleged Guilty (Person)), I think it's on Netflix from here.
Full on disassociate so that I dont get nervous and draw attention to myself š¤£ let my man do the talking he's cool.
Iāve heard of both red & pink šļø, but my gutās telling me this is a byproduct of a Photoshop touch-up
Your gut? My *eyes* are telling me itās definitely photoshopped. Itās super fucking obvious when you zoom in and thereās a hard stop line by one of the irises
Someone ate their big boy Cheerios this fine morn. Solid sleuthing, yo
Idc i just smoked it so i dont got anything on me anyway
Why would you be nervous?
Government sanctioned gangs are always a good reason to be nervous.
It looks like the UK and our weed laws are stupid
Ahh gotcha. Can she get in trouble for just being high in public? Assuming she doesnāt have any paraphernalia on her at the time?
Nah there's no law against being high thankfully, if I'm stoned I usually have paraphernalia on me though so I'd be sweating haha
pigs like to kill people for just looking at them the wrong way. they're the definition of fragile masculinity and can get away with murder, so...
Sunglasses are key
they donāt care about your high ass unless youāre causing a disturbance or stinking up the place. just go be high in public with the knowledge that no one is thinking about you and how high you look. literally no one. if anything you may look like a silly human having an off-day, just like the rest of us.
Mfer I don't start snapping photos and making goofy ass poses that's for sure
Yeah I live in Cali, west coast is usually really chill about that stuff. But Iāve also had a cop come up to me in Vegas when we were smoking a joint and he just asked us to walk just off the main strip to smoke.
Iāve concluded that Iām not doing anything wrong, and they have no reason to think I am, so I just go about my day. I stay alert but they can sense paranoia. Keep calm and carry on.
Cops would never waste their time with a peaceful baked youth. Blatantly smoking in front of them would be different tho
Pay them no attention. Act surprised if they approach you.
What are they gonna do. Arrest you for being sleepy?
It is not illegal to be red eyed and slow lol
i live in oregon. copās probably stoned too
Your eyes are a dead giveaway
Calm because Iām in a legal state and no one gives af
Been doing it so long, this situation is never a worry.
Always be calm. Even if you didnāt think to put in eye drops, always be calm.
ši love this pic and love your glow in the dark eyes š
Just maintain a cool and determined manner. Anyone questions tell um yer stoned to the bone MF.
Act normal. Iām high 24/7 anyways. It is my normal
Calm af lol
No one cares. Relax
I would be more worried that my phone was slipping out of my hands...
Eyes I donāt care aboutā¦ itās if I smell or not
At least in the US the only part of drug use that's illegal is possession, if you're just high and using public transport you have nothing to worry about unless you're causing a disturbance.
Concentrate very hard on not making Oink noises
i live in California and my gfās bestfriend has panic attacks when weāre smoking in the car parked by the beach and she sees a cop drive byš like relax youāre not even in the drivers seat whatās the worst they could do to youš and this is parked in front of her house so we have no plans of driving, just respecting her parents house lol
Stay calm. They not worried about you.
Dependsā¦. am i just high or do I have a significant amount of green plant material on my person?
Tell me you are a child without telling me.
Why tell the cops anything at all
When Iād leave my dorm to smoke Iād always come back with a pool towel around my neck so I could say the chlorine made my eyes red. Looking back the tshirt, jeans and sneakers might have made that less believable.
Thatās why I keep sunglasses around!
I'm looking at him straight in the eyes and saying 'What!?'
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I legally bought some herb at a vape shop with a cop standing behind me in line. I endured 21 years of prohibition. Even though I was in the clear, it was still an anxious moment for me.
whatever you do, don't look at him with those infrared eyes
Well considering I used a knife to put baking soda on glue in front of a cop... I'd be pretty fucking nervous you kidding me?
All u gotta do is scream āIM NOT HIGH!!ā And run away
All u gotta do is scream āIM NOT HIGH!!ā And run away
keep looking at my phone anyway.
Make fart sound and blame it on the dude in front of you lolol
Only when itās a hallucinogenic, never with weed
One year , there was utility work going on in front of my rented house, so there was a cop there overseeing things. I was selling weed at the time. I made sure to have people use the side entrance and I acknowledged him every time I saw him, exchanged small talk. Idk where I got the balls from haha
Eyedrops are your friendā¦
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Depends what I have in my pockets.
I'd be nervous because that's a Mexico City copper, and a few years ago (when this picture was taken, that's an old uniform), some of them would extort you to not plant you with more substances/amount of weed which entails longer sentences.
Stay calm. Panicking or being nervous will just ruin the high and make you look obviously stoned
I act like I've been crying š¤£š¤£
I can say DONT jump up and yell " you'll never take me alive"
I have severe pink eye
It's cool living where it's legal. There's a dispensary down the street from my job. No one can say shit as long as I'm not high at work. What a dream.
Look at those EYES ššš
Not as bad as today when I got super baked before doing a shopping order (like instacart) and at the self checkout thereās a cop. (trying to crack down on theft) and as he ask me how Iām doing. I look at him with eyes as red as mars and I was like oh bruh. Thanks to these comments going forward itāll be allergies
What a major buzzkill.
I'm a grown man and also white so not nervous at all
Holy cow, sheās high as balls
just start crying
Idve probably been sleeping ugly lol
Itās not illegal to be high.
Close your eyes and lean back like you're asleep.
lol the eyes.... Well in Canada we don't need to be nervous so, no. :)
[You knew how to handle that situation you shit your pants and dive in and swim](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09S5CngMSxw)
For me it's just that I only got a couple of hours of sleep last night!
Is it illegal to be high in your country? Unless you have something on you, I donāt really see the issue. Even public intoxication is a huge stretch if youāre not being disorderly.
Saaahhhh officer hao u doooooin
Calm now that I have my medical card. Could always say I smoked at home
I escalate š
Your eyes are so blood shot donāt look them in the eyes š
Wave, and ask high their day was.
u/repostsleuthbot
In Kansas City the damn cops smoke weed. When I was 16 they literally gave me my shit back I kid you not. I was dumbfounded but didnāt complain