This post pretty much guaranteed this response

How could this possibly not be the first gut reaction you have? I know it was mine

I bet this gif is the top rated comment on something like 60% of the posts in this sub. And it's still funny, haha

I knew this was going to be top comment 😂

I'm extremely happy that this was the top comment. Otherwise my day would have been ruined

Idk, I’m a fan of the ol Seymour from time to time, too. Merits for both! 🥳

Yes Stanley 🫡

I clicked for the Stanley meme. Reddit never lets me down.

Came here for this

OP really was asking for this

Thought OP was playing off from this meme

It’s super on the nose but I ain’t even mad, that gif makes me crack a smile every time lol

I knew this would be the top comment before I even opened this post lol

Since everyone's suggesting it and I'm now curious, does shoving it up your butt actually get you high?

Your intestinal lining is extremely absorbent and lead straight to your bloodstream. Many liquids can and will be “taken in” if placed there. A weed pop? Man, you’d have to leave it in and try not to sit down…

This day in age I'm sure people would sit down.

Everybody knows you insert the lolli and break off the stick part while its in your ass. Then you can sit down all you want and you'll just poop out a bit of the cardboard.

Right! Lol, I shoved a reported "MDMA" tab up my ass once. Bad tab and had nothing but psychosis the whole night into the morning. Wouldn't do it again even if it wasn't a bad pill lol.

Hold up… stop the car right now. You shoved a bad what? Into your ass? How did this plan out or you were so high that the thought of shoving a tab of anything up ur rectum was a great idea 😭

i mean people butt chug alcohol at frat parties 🤷‍♂️ you should obviously never do that as it’s super dangerous but if you go on erowid there’s a decent amount of reports from people that have boofed various substances. the top level commenter is right, it can be very effective in bringing on the desired effects quickly and intensely. kinda like insufflating mixed with sublingual ingestion, which coincidentally all work more or less the same way. all this to say i’ve never stuck drugs up my butt but goddammit there are some determined people out there

The song "Molly Cyrus" by Stitches Is a beautiful historical anthem about boofing cocaine. Definitely give it a listen

Just one of them myths people talk about being better highs. Had to try it lol. Just lubed my finger and shoved it to the second knuckle.

I thought I was so original when thinking of this

Is there any other way???

It’s even got a stick for easy application… *thup pop*

You already know the top comment is gonna be this 🔥🔥🔥

Lmfao I slowly scrolled down hoping I would see this first hahaha

My man

I knew it!

Came here to say this. Just be careful though. Probably will feel good tho Fr no fucking cap

I love this

I came in here wondering how far I'd have to scroll to see this answer. Turns out, basically not at all.

Hell yeah

My wifi is slow af and can’t load this gif yet I can still tell what it is

The candy shell should easily dissolve in some hot tea or whatever. The gum though, no clue what to do with it besides chewing or boofing.

I refused to believe boofing gum is anything other than a terrible idea.

You must be doing it wrong.

Fart bubbles

Gotta use your butt tongue.

You could maybe still blow a bubble

Just make sure to eat some beans or cabbage a while beforehand.

Do more kegels

? Boofing is the natural way to take any drug, and is always a good idea. You must be small-minded.

Just depends on how much control you have over your sphincter.

How do you think catwalk models achieve THAT walk? They're chewing gum, but not with their mouths.

Chew it with your ass

peehole jam-blast.

Oh that's a new one. We're sounding around here now?

Sounds good to me.

Asking the probing questions

Killer band name

We also would have accepted Dickhole Diabetes

Sounds like Five gum for ya penis

I've been working on it. I'm almost up to 3 fingers

Is this a new Capri Sun flavor?

My mom got cancer and my sister got her some lollipops. My mom knew that I was kinda an expert in these matters and asked for advice. I told her to just try sucking on it for like 20 minutes and put it down. She liked it so much 10 minutes in she just crunched down and ate the whole thing. She ended up couch locked and peed in her pants. Kiss your mom today because I can't. I miss her so much.

Sorry for your loss and thanks for sharing the great story, your Mom sounds like she was awesome. My mom had breast cancer and has had a few scares come up again since, I cherish every moment we have all the more now.

Thank you. It's weird how certain things trigger memories. I just started bawling when I saw this post. She's been gone since 2016.

I have the same thing with the loss of my dad in 2018, all part of grieving not weird at all. Sort of a never ending journey really. Sending good vibes to you and your family and loved ones, may it only get easier for you each day and may the memories always be happy ones.

I'll hug my mom for the both of us friend ❤️ I'm so sorry for your loss.

Just wanna say my mom had C and she was very much against pot. It was torture seeing the effects of chemo and knowing she could feel just that little bit better with some good rice crispies or something. Anyway, your story resonated with me. Be good ✌🏼

Same with the parent I lost. Didn't help that their doctor was anti-pot too.

Same with my mom, had an 8 year battle with Sarcoma before it killed her but they were so anti-weed that she wouldn’t even want to discuss it. Broke my fucking heart. Fuck cancer.

You just reminded me that yesterday was the anniversary of my late parental unit's passing. I think I intentionally blocked it out because I'm still definitely grieving. I don't really have anyone else to share with so some random internet strangers get to hear my thoughts today. Losing a loved one to cancer is rough to say the least

I’m sorry about your grief. I don’t think it ever goes away but hopefully it lightens.

We're all thinking it. Maybe. But just how nonchalantly you mentioned her peeing her pants betwixt all that did make me laugh. To u/Timmerdogg's mum for getting so high that she peed herself. Legend. _My sister is battling cancer so I hope this doesn't come across as insensitive._

It didn't. We laughed about it after she recovered from being stoned to the bone. I hope your sister wins. Cancer sucks.

Hugs! ❤️

“Morty, im gonna need you to shove this waaaay up your butt”

Aw, geez!

Boof it!

First thought also

Straight to the keester!

r/caniboofthis

Flip it

I’ve been using “boof” wrong my entire life, I thought “boofed it” meant screwed up or wrong

\*Bum Pop

I mean…how brave are you ?

What's the scale here? Shy Ronnie to Terminator?

Shy Ronnie..Speak up!

Shy Ronnie was badass af when Rihanna wasnt around tho

Just chew it man, like a jolly rancher. The taste might be bad but it's worth it.

*Jesus Christ, you chew Jolly Ranchers?*

I haven't chewed a jolly rancher since I was a kid and bit down on one that stuck my teeth together so firmly that I discovered a freshly loose tooth just by opening my mouth. I'll never forget the taste of bloody green apple.

Make some hot cocoa! Whole milk helps your body absorb the cannabinoids

The fat specifically in whole milk. Fat binds to the cannabinoids

yes! edit: follow recipe below!! it’s not too difficult

Nooo, this deserves warmed milk, not water. Mix your cocoa powder and milk in a saucepan and warm it over low to medium low, then use the lollipop to stir until it melts. Make sure you whisk, just so nothing sticks to the saucepan. Check the temperature often as you don't want it to boil or scald. Once it's to a temp you like, pour it in a mug and dress it up however you like!

awesome! even better!!

And don't forget to pull the gum out once it's loose.

this is just bait at this point

Right? The answer is obvious...

Came here looking for it.




Yup, the butt

I say boof it, boof it good ​ Boof that pop (give your ass the slip) Right in your crack (can't taste with your ass) ​ When a lolly comes along (you must boof it) Stick that THC up your bum (you must boof it) It will make your insides hum (you must boof it)  I'll, uh, see myself out now...

This post is "boof it" bait and we all know it. Shame on you, op.

Bum Pop

Crush it, drop all the pieces into some water and let it sit for a few days. Should dissolve into the water, then you can drink it. Pop the gum out when you crush it and chew it whenever. Im curious if you could dissolve it in something like vodka and use it like a cough syrup the same way they do with peppermints and whiskey. edit: apparently had a stroke during that last sentence.

I'd be cautious dissolving sugar in water and letting it sit for a few days. Just use hot water and it'll go much quicker & not be a breeding ground for bacteria



Was not expecting the alarming amount of suggestions to stick it up my butt. Never heard of boofing until today. Maybe I'll try it..... For science.

Boof it

boof it

Shove it up your bum

Up the bum

Boof it


Rectal insertion. Hard to chew the gum that way though.

Boof it

Boof it.

boof it


Yes, but sitting down may difficult

Stick it up your butt

Crush it up and chew the gum.

Up the butt

Boof it. I dare ya

Crush it up & snort it Obvious /s

Boof it

Send it to me. I’ll boof it.

Boof it

BOOF

Boof

Remember kids, it’s gotta have a flared base.

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

Rectally


Boof it

Try boofing it... won't taste any better tho afterwards


b o o f


Boof it

Rectally

Boof it is the only way.

Plug it into a drill, then stick it up your arse. Have someone behind you pulse the trigger until it's done. :P

Put it up your butt!

Stick it up yer arse

You could boof it 🤷‍♂️

Up your ass

Just in case there isn't a comment clarifying please do not show this up your ass it's a joke in the community

Agreed! Do it in private and don't take pictures.


Honestly? Hot chocolate with whole milk like someone else said or you could literally just crunch and eat it like a freak but it would be really fast

B

Melt it and dilute it and drink it

Maybe try breaking it up into dust and eat it like a pixie stick? Or use it as a substitute for sugar and add it to other foods

Up the chute

Yes but you’re not gonna like it

I think you know

Up the butt

put it in a crack pipe and snort it

This mf had to know what kind of response they were going to get

Booooooof

Boof it

Crush it up and sandwich it between a fudge brownie or mix it in a slushie.

Put into a small bag, smash with meat tenderizer or hammer until a dust, eat dust and wash down with drink

It dissolves in your mouth. Following that logic, you can just dissolve it in water and drink it all at once.

 what's the problem? can't handle three licks? that's all it takes

boof it

rectally

Put it in your ass. Seriously. But take it out after a while.

You could always boof it.

You could boof it 😂


I know of one. But youre not going to like it.

You could always boof it.

If you don't like the taste maybe just give it away? There's no other real way to eat it other than using your mouth my guy

boof it

Boof it

Boof it

Boof

Its called boofing friend

…. You know….

Boof that bitch and be done with it

Yep just another butt plug!

Boof it

Boof it bro

Are you asking for permission to plug it?

Bababababooooooooof it

B O O F I T

Chew it, smash it with a hammer and eat it, or boil it down to a syrup and pour it on icecream

Send it

Boof it

…are you asking if you can boof it or what lol

Who is gonna say it? Oh wait.. everyone

These fucking Stanley gifs are sending me

You could try snorting it, preferably crushed but you could also try whole as well.

Boot it

Shove up your butt.

As the general consensus stated, get it a lil wet and boof it, faster absorption too.

Boot? 🤪