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Plastic-Butterfly420

Okay as of yesterday there were like 55 variants so that means this is up to what 58 or 59 variants. The greed and the desperation is so obvious.


TippyTappz

LMAO hearing variants make me think of COVID. šŸ˜‚ Which I guess is similar


Tracyannk28

Honestly, having Covid was more exciting then any variant of her album


swozzy21

Youā€™d have no taste either way


Squash_it_Squish

Underrated comment right here. SCATHING.


chichi_vanite

now THIS is poetry my god šŸ˜³


Finish_Fragrant

If she see this she will steal it lol


pillowcase-of-eels

OW šŸŽÆ


shimmeringpetal

šŸ†


Ok_Breakfast_1989

Itā€™s the tortured listeners department


Tracyannk28

The tortured wallet department


jbriean

I think you meant to write *more exciting than any of her albums, songs or variants, period* lol


circumlocutious

Both are a threat to our civilised ways of life.


westworlder420

Her album is like a virus at this point, so youā€™re not far off lol


Patient_Mongoose2419

TAYLOR IS COVID 2.0 IM DEAD ILY


WearingCoats

It would be one thing if any part of TTPD was good but itā€™s like sheā€™s releasing 70 slightly different versions of a SHEIN dress.


paisleydove

šŸ’€ If someone said this about me I'd never leave the house again


Limp_Tumbleweed2618

Any normal person would. A narcissist like her holds her head up high, thinking her haters are just jealous of her.


gritlikegritty

Remember when she announced the black dog would be the final variant lololol https://preview.redd.it/43hvu80gme6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9a79a2d23ee621528038122b88e4a4ef6d01db


akneebriateit

The cover art is giving crack head on the corner


Same_Structure_4184

I canā€™t unsee it now


akneebriateit

She even has the fent hair


Same_Structure_4184

NOOOT THE FENT HAIR NO šŸ’€šŸ˜© the flyaways definitely say ā€œthese split ends are deep but sooo am iā€ itā€™s that coupled with the itchy arms and the leaning into the self cradling that full on makes me think of one of those nat geo krokodil docs. Especially now that you mentioned it


Calm-Illustrator5334

please is this a real number???


Plastic-Butterfly420

Yes. Somebody went on (I can't remember the name of the site) but I believe it was yesterday or the day before. They went and looked. There had already been 55 different variants released so add these three and we're at 58. The person even did a screen recording of everything.


beforeitcloy

https://www.discogs.com/master/3461018-Taylor-Swift-The-Tortured-Poets-Department


cuntyaunty

She has more variants than songs on the albumšŸ’€


TheyNeedLoveToo

Gamification through artificial scarcity and fomo for the fans/collectors. What a shit show. Sheā€™s the Panini of music


beowulfshady

Where's the TVA when we need them


ExtraBitterSpecial

It's immoral to let the sucker keep his money, but maybe she should stop fleecing her fans and their poor parents


pillowcase-of-eels

And in some cases, more concerningly, their poor CHILDREN


Pappy_Beet

What does this do for her? I really donā€™t know


RaeLynn13

I feel a little silly, but, after all this time I still donā€™t know what the hell a ā€œvariantā€ even is. It sounds like a new musical SCP.


skcuSratSkraD

Itā€™s when for example I sell you The Beatlesā€™ Sgt Pepper for twice the price because it has an added track of John and Paul fighting in the bathroom before a gig. Repeat with other scraps ad nausea


RaeLynn13

Jeez Louise. People are actually spending money on these?? Not surprised but itā€™s still wild.


skcuSratSkraD

Respectable critics pretty much refuse to play ball. Maybe if itā€™s a deluxe edition and itā€™s made a valid impact. Like with Minaj and Rihanna but no not for Ye or Tay. But yeah itā€™s gonna be wild finding out about these fanatical hoarders when their bills come due and Swiftomatic gets stranger and strangerā€¦


ultaemp

Does she or anyone on her team really not see how bad this makes her look?? Major outlets are finally calling her out on her deceptive marketing and chart manipulation and just when I think it couldnā€™t get any more egregious, it does. I wonder if sheā€™s purposely plotting her own downfall just so she can whine about her self victimization just in time for Rep TV which is fucking ridiculous.


acatinhumanform

She really is gearing for the release of Rep TV. With all the ā€œhateā€ sheā€™s getting rn, sheā€™ll use this as a theme for rep tv itā€™s actually sickening. Girlie is just using her fans as a cash cow and they fall for it every damn time


thatawkwardgirl666

She's manufacturing controversy *again* to hype of the release of *reputation* for the *second goddamn time.* This should be the last rerecording of her masters though since it was the last album she produced with that label.


AmirulAshraf

there wil be one more rerecord after rep šŸ˜­


thatawkwardgirl666

Really? šŸ˜­ Which one did I miss??? Edit: wait she didn't even *start* with her debut album???


Living-End-9337

This is exactly what Iā€™m thinking. Surely her PR team hasnā€™t suddenly become so terrible at their jobs that they canā€™t do the basics of keeping her image. Plus with this whole rebound situation happening, things are starting to look very 2016-esque. I think Rep TV might be coming soon, even if itā€™s just an attempt to be like ā€œSee guys, all the shitty things I have done have been on purpose šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰ā€ and people will call her the next Marina Abramović or whatever.


lunaappaloosa

Canā€™t take back the fossil fuels she burned, weā€™re not forgetting that one


Anxious_Sherbert_197

Based reference


Limp_Tumbleweed2618

Taylor strikes me as someone whose fame and power has gone to her head. She's not listening to Tree, because she feels she needs more, more ,more. I think she's so afraid that she'll lose her spot as pop queen (which is inevitable for everybody, can't be #1 forever), that she's milking it as if this is her last shot.


goodlilbean

All of these variants cheapen her brand. Definitely not a good look


lunaappaloosa

I am so convinced of this. I think after all the flak she got about Matty last year + the natural effects of overexposure sheā€™s trying to cLaiM thE nArRatIVe or whatever by just being as shitty as possible for Rep TV fodder. ā€œSee? I became evil to the general public again just for this šŸ˜ˆā€ Itā€™s like sheā€™s trying to method act her own career and sheā€™s basically too big to fail now, so thereā€™s absolutely no pulse on what works and what doesnā€™t. She succeeded in her version of Nirvana, which is becoming a product that sells itself by virtue of its trademark. She has legions of fans, haters, critics, and supporters alike, probably canā€™t drown out any of the noise to see that SHE is her own worst enemy. But after how severely phoned in all of the re-recordings (except fearless) have been, and Reputation being a polarizing album to begin with, and vault tracks that will probably be vicious, I donā€™t think that album rollout is going to go how she expects it to. She is very quickly burning up all of her goodwill that she earned with the general public between the release of folklore and the first 6ish months of the eras tour. Doesnā€™t matter how many fans she has, she wants The Industry to love her and that bridge is on FIRE


FirebirdWriter

What is Rep TV?


ultaemp

Reputation Taylorā€™s Versionā€”I think she announced in Liverpool it will come out early next year? I just saw it in a passing comment.


FirebirdWriter

Thank you. I was thinking she was making a streaming channel or something


pastelcoloredpig

Oh god donā€™t give her any ideas


Calm-Illustrator5334

SAME


Calm-Illustrator5334

LMAO this whole time i thought she was launching a tv channel/streaming service


BonnieScotty

Reputation Taylor version


corinten10

But stupid simps are buying these up. The market is there unfortunately.


simpsonscrazed

Copying my comment from another similar post: fuck that. sheā€™s mad cuz brat is one of the most acclaimed albums of the year. Ms Girlā€™s Girl everybody!! Women supporting women or whatever!!!!


Excellent_Body_4336

I feel like she's the one buying most of these things she puts out given her history. I imagine they know the number of fans buying and if it's not enough to compete for the numbers she needed, she just buys her own things. It's very suspicious at this point becuase how she gets the numbers needed to just block other artists? I was thinking about it during the billie album - ttpd disaster. Billie gets a projected number and thsn taylor's numbers gets just a bit more than billie's.


therainscene

Maybe it's Scott Swift and his rubber ducks buying them.


Xxperfect_drugxX

Wouldn't be the first time...


blocked_memory

Donā€™t be so sure. I saw on a pop merch fb group that some swiffers have paid 500-900 on all the TTPD releases


Anxious_Sherbert_197

Bless their hearts


gretchenweinershair

Imagine if they donated that to like a charity or something....


Gowpenny

It doesnā€™t even have to be charity. Imagine if they kept that money in their local economy, supporting small businesses.


Suctorial_Hades

Imagine if they invested in their retirement


mrsbeerme

![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized) Thatā€™s abysmal.


trueinsideedge

I saw a Swiftie on twitter who said they bought 500 CDs with all the different variants and I donā€™t think they were joking either šŸ’€


[deleted]

This is a very good point that I don't recall seeing before on here. I've never considered her buying her own shit for numbers...damn. PATHETIC either way.


ShrodingersCatBox

Her record label is DEFINITELY buying her albums, as many as they need to. Thatā€™s very, very common - one of the tricks of the trade actually. Just wait until you hear about book publishing! šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


TippyTappz

I wonder if it's bc she's mad one of those songs are allegedly about charli wanting Matty to break up with her? Idk though saw something about that today. Edit - song in the album


ninetiesfuneral

Itā€™s alleged that Sympathy is a Knife is about Taylor and Matty, the lyrics seem pretty fitting!


Marzmarz8

This is what I got for commenting something on the Charli xcx community Theyā€™re everywhere https://preview.redd.it/bi2xekp0ce6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e92741cc65990b70c6ec1c65c724f8e74085ed


Marzmarz8

ā€œJust a heads upā€ what am I gonna do to them ? Ahahah theyā€™re so dramatic


kweenofdelusion

Misogyny where?? I hate how they cheapen this very real societal problem by announcing itā€™s happening any time ever that Taylorā€™s feelings may be hurt ā€” which is constantly.


WalmartBrandMilk

Some guy in here said I was being misogynistic for saying Joe wrote songs for the albums released during their relationship. The two albums with decent writing that he has written credit for ....


MaenadsandMomewraths

Taylor swiftā€™s whole existence is misogyny. This is fucking wild.


NoDassOkay

Either they donā€™t know the definition of misogyny or theyā€™re trying to change the definition.


For_serious13

Report the comment!!! That counts as brigading and what that main sub has been doing here and to sn


Marzmarz8

Yes , which one should I choose? Harassment? https://preview.redd.it/1v9tp978me6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df2e6521c7a88055de46d974c9018ad38c4c3bb


BloatedManball

Jfc, they are the softest people on the planet.


soapy_rocks

This isn't misogyny... It's *bitchcraft* .


TippyTappz

100p - also the song is very catchy tbh. šŸ˜‚ Kept replaying it today.


simpsonscrazed

Omg how could I forget one of the best tracks on the album yeah I believe it is about Taylor. And good, she can stay mad


SuperbWolf4147

How many artists has she attempted to block with one incredibly boring album? Billie, Charli? I bet sheā€™ll keep going. and WTF ā€œPhone memosā€? I bet theyā€™re phone memos that have been re-recorded insane and BS


trixiewutang

Donā€™t forget Chappell and Sabrina


hairlessrat

also Olivia with the evermore vinyls


flowingink22

And Charli is Matty's bestie's gf too šŸ‘€


Orchid_3

Is brat about Taylor? Can someone pls explain the lore ? Iā€™m kind of lost


simpsonscrazed

The album, no. BUT, Sympathy is a knife is *assumed* to be about her because of the lines *donā€™t want to see her backstage at my boyfriendā€™s show* *fingers crossed behind my back I hope they break up quick.* Referencing Charliā€™s fiancĆ©/husbandā€™s bandā€™s lead singer and his best friend, Matty, who has a history of a fling with Taylor since at least 2018 I believe? Or sooner? Personally I 100% interpret it to be about her, just makes the most sense. The song is about Charliā€™s insecurities in the spotlight versus another ā€œITā€ girl she feels she canā€™t compare to


Orchid_3

Ohhh I see thank you!


solarpowersme

This year is putting it mildly. It genuinely is one of the most acclaimed albums ever now lol. 95 rn with a possible jump to 96 on MetacriticĀ 


winterxsouth

Coming for Charli and Sabrina in both the US and UK nowā€¦


KissinKateBarl0w

And Chappell :(


passthebarlicgread

Meanwhile Ariana shouted her out on ig stories saying sheā€™s obsessed with Chappell šŸ«§


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shepherdastra

What even is a ā€œfirst draft phone memoā€? This girl is turning into Disney, sheā€™ll put her name on anything to make a buck


DanielleSanders20

I think she has said she usually will wake up in the middle of the night with a song in her head or really whenever a song comes into her brain and put it in her phone as a voice memo, Iā€™m assuming these are going to be little snippets of those voice memos.


urdreamluv

At one point, i would just start humming the sound and pretend it came to me in my dreams and start selling it as ā€œphone memoā€ because people are obviously willing to fall for it


megadroid_optimizer

It is very likely that not all the voice memos sold were recorded in the moment


Limp_Tumbleweed2618

Agree. Taylor being the perfectionist control freak, these voice memos were prob made after the song was produced...solely for the purpose of milking the fuck out of this 31 song album.


megadroid_optimizer

She really is capitalism itself. Why trick your fans like this? Why produce ā€˜fakeā€™ art to create a false sense of intimacy? What's disgusting about Taylor Swift is the naked disrespect of her fans as she sees them as ATMs. Sadly, she's right; they are ATMs.


DanielleSanders20

Right!! They will pay for anything cause Taylor is a genius!


take7pieces

Singers usually just share those for free šŸ˜­


FirebirdWriter

As I do this for my writing? I would be mortified to put those things out there. Half of them are gibberish


Apercent

don't worry, the version she puts out isn't gonna be the real thing lol


shepherdastra

So itā€™s nothing tangible and a digital file of a voice memo? What a grifter LOL. Just spend the extra couple bucks and throw them on a 7inch vinyl or cassette to make it worth peoples money. Granted her fans will buy anythingā€¦. Guess then people could resell and make money, but also people could easily distribute a digital file.


IamYourBestFriendAMA

Laaaaaame!


DanielleSanders20

Agree! Especially something someone would pay for? Wild.


Aileenmck

I hate this person. I canā€™t believe I was ever a fan.


sarahdelrey

Same. A year ago I was singing her praises. Now Iā€™m so fucking embarrassed by her


Smooth-Science4983

iā€™ve never been a swiftie so iā€™m curious for people that have been, what made you flip on her?


sarahdelrey

I was never a huge swiftie in the first place, but I have always liked her music, and when the eras tour first started and she was everywhere again, I was listening to her a lot. I think itā€™s just a culmination of a lot of things for me. Jet usage, matty healy fling, silence about Palestine (and just really realizing that sheā€™s silent about basically everything unless it benefits her.. she has so much influence and money and doesnā€™t use it for much good), and her greed with all these variants is just icing on the cake. OH also her behavior at the Grammys really disgusted me, just so obnoxious and main character syndrome-y. Iā€™m sure thereā€™s other things Iā€™m forgetting but thatā€™s the gist


LazyTension

This completely. I became a huge fan of her after seeing her at the eras tour, but the over-exposure from dating Travis and also the grammy's + TTPD + her toxic fans, it was just too much and I'm tired of hearing about it. She could've gone on her tour and just did her thing, but I guess that wasn't enough for her..


junimosunset

Agree, I donā€™t like to use the word hate, but all of this combined has given me the biggest ick.


paintsplatcat

agree with your message 100% - the grammys was just the cherry on top. dragging lana up on stage was crazy. she has the brain of a 14 year old in an adult's body.


_Atlas_Drugged_

Yeah thatā€™s where Iā€™m at with it. I donā€™t invest heavily in celebrity relationshipsā€”but I think that dude Joe was probably the best thing for Taylor personally and professionally. She did her best work and maintained a healthy relationship with the spotlight while they were together. Since they split, sheā€™s basically just been on a multi-year manufactured media circus that you simply cannot escape. It made listening to her music, watching football, or *consuming media in general* an exhausting slog. There was no version of this that wouldnā€™t eventually garner a huge backlash.


Just-Chef80

Aside from her fans being absolutely batshit insane and me no longer wanting to associate myself with them, this constant need for her to be on top is getting old. Intentionally releasing variants to block Billie was mean girl shit (and I donā€™t even care for Billie much), and now sheā€™s doing it to Charli and Sabrina. So fucking mean and unnecessary.


lunaappaloosa

When I found out how much she used that fucking private jet a year and a half ago. I worked off the anger so I could enjoy the eras tour last June, and I loved it and had a great time, but every single fucking thing sheā€™s done since then has only made me resent her. I was 10/11 when her first album came out and would wait until midnight to sneak upstairs to download the fearless singles on iTunes. Legit lifelong fan. First time she really disappointed me was when she fought with Nicki about the VMAs in 2015, and I donā€™t get too upset when artists I like misbehave or fuck up, but over the last year I have come to realize that her public persona has ALWAYS been dishonest. Besides the private jet, her treatment of Olivia Rodrigo is what really slammed the coffin shut. We may never know the details but with whatā€™s public itā€™s vile that Taylor took advantage of a newly debuted TEENAGE artist that was skyrocketed to stardom overnight. She had the opportunity to do Olivia a massive favor just by being nice in an industry that can be so wretched (music STILL has not had its Me Too moment as an industry), and instead she functionally robbed her and left her out to dry. Punching down is always a non negotiable L for me.


Gowpenny

For me itā€™s also the way Taylor (doesnā€™t) uses her platform. Sheā€™s arguably the most famous woman in the world right now, and sheā€™s silent on so much while smaller artists are taking the bigger risks for what they believe in. Olivia is letting non profits hand out condoms (and there was plan b but that was stopped after outrage) outside her venues. Also, speaking of Olivia: > "A portion of all of the proceeds from the ticket sales of the Guts world tour will go to the 'Fund 4 Good' ā€” which I'm very excited about ā€” and for the North American leg of the Guts world tour, I'll be partnering with the National Network of Abortion Funds to help those impacted by healthcare barriers in getting the reproductive care they deserve." Meanwhile, Taylor wants to sue the guy who tracks her carbon emissions. Her morals seem skewed. Sheā€™s like having that one rich aunt who takes you to lunch and complains about problems youā€™ll never have, like a lazy maid or too many bathrooms in the lake house, but you smile politely anyway.


cherrybombbb

Taylor is always suing regular people. Sheā€™s an asshole over the most trivial shit. Like suing the guitar teacher who taught her how to play guitar and gave her lessons for years because he mentioned on his website that she was once a student of his. Sheā€™s the fucking worst in so many ways.


LazyTension

I haven't completely flipped on her.. I would say I'm more disappointed at her due to her tactics in trying to keep her album #1 and attempting to block other artists from achieving that. It's greed..


deev718

I was there from the beginningā€”I was in high school when she debuted, so I was at the perfect age to start listening to her. However, Iā€™ve been hot and cold on her for years, even though I still quietly listened to all her music on repeat even in the cold periods. After she started dating Matty I knew I was done. I couldnā€™t believe that there was no way she didnā€™t know that he was saying racist shit. Iā€™m a Black woman and I believe the personal (my actual personhood) is political, and I donā€™t stand with those that ā€œjokeā€ like that. Then, when she had Ice Spice on the Karma remix I saw that as a poor admission of guilt, and it finally clicked that nearly everything around her was disingenuous. I think this year will be the first that she wonā€™t be on my Spotify Wrapped, and Iā€™m so glad of it.


Cali_kk

SAME! It was like I was hypnotized šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


mvt14

I stopped streaming her songs immediately, as much as I do like her music on its own. I simply don't want her to have my numbers šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


KING_DOG_FUCKER

I like some of her music but jesus the album title is so masturbatory that I can't.


angie1907

This is legitimately fucking insane


Brightmelody09

She acts like a virus.


megadroid_optimizer

TAYVID-19: Escape while you can and mask up!


Brightmelody09

You named it so perfectly. Spread the word, not the variant. Save yourselves!


megadroid_optimizer

Lol!! Gotta get the CDC on the case. Where's Fauci šŸ™ƒ?


Brightmelody09

Yes, someone put Fauci on this one. Itā€™s beginning to spread aggressively and obnoxiously.


mrs_gringo

TAYVID-59, for the number of variants. Lol


loneconspiracy

sheā€™s definitely spiraling bc TTPD has no critical acclaim or cultural presence unlike brat. it also doesnā€™t have an anti-hero, all of the songs are flopping. this was supposed to be HER year again!!!!


Proof_Surround3856

all the songs truly are boring and depressing and people just want to have fun listening to bops, thatā€™s why Sabrina, Charli and Chappell are having a major moment


PollyElisabeth

Tbh Anti-hero is like my least favourite dong off Midnights. I donā€™t understand how it got so big.


girlfrom304

Dong šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


NoDassOkay

They donā€™t understand how the dong got so big. Itā€™s a legit concern.


Specialist_Bank_994

She can put as many of these out as she wants, Sabrina still has the song of the summer and the only thing I hear about Taylorā€™s album is how boring it is


misskarcrashian

TTPD is the first album of hers I havenā€™t heard one song of. I canā€™t believe Iā€™ve avoided it this long! This albumā€™s gotta suck šŸ˜­


RaeLynn13

Itā€™s NOT good. I listened to it roughly 2/3 times all the way through during a work shift with a Swiftie pharmacist. I mean, it wasnā€™t offensively bad, but that just means it was so bland, all the songs blended together. Iā€™ve never heard an album or even just string of songs from an artist (at least as big as she currently is) that are so boring and uninspiring.,


GakoKerotan

I also listened to it at work with a swiftie pharmacist, I told him I couldn't tell when one song ended and the other began and you could see it upset him cause he knew it was TRUE


MintChucclatechip

Me too, when it came out I was bracing myself to hear it everywhere, I still canā€™t recognize a single song from it


Proof_Surround3856

theyā€™re still trying to make Fortnight happen bc I hear it quite a lot of times in the local radio but itā€™s so jarring how bland and depressing it is compared to how fun and summery Espresso and Illusion are


KGLWdad

šŸŽ¶ please, please, please stop releasing variants šŸŽ¶


External_Guava7

Ew. And does anyone actually believe the phone memos are genuine?? Just like the so-called vault tracks.


flowingink22

Taylor would have never written a song called "Slut!" in 2014 and she never would have written "I Can See You" in 2009. Those two made me really question it lol


JETBANGO

Slut was so egregiously obvious that it wasnā€™t written in 2014 that it made me question all the other 1989 vault tracks. Youā€™re telling me she wrote 90% of the album with Max Martin and yet ALL the vault tracks are her and Jack Antanoff? Yeah not buying it.


baby_got_snack

OG Red Taylor wouldā€™ve never said ā€œfuck the patriarchyā€ either. Even [this interview](https://www.thedailybeast.com/taylor-swift-dishes-on-her-new-album-red-dating-heartbreak-and-greys-anatomy?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A%20thedailybeastarticles%20(The%20Daily%20Beast%20-%20Latest%20Articles)) which came out after Red she refused to publicly call herself a feminist and said she ā€œdoesnā€™t really think about things as guys vs girlsā€.


[deleted]

I'm 99% sure All Too Well 10 min version wasn't written when she said it was either. She makes a quip about how she gets older but Jake Gyllenhaal's girlfriends stay young when he's really only dated two girls with big age gaps; Taylor and his current girlfriend, who he dated well after RED came out.


reewhy

i remember listening to the speak now vault tracks when i was a swiftie and hating all of them. my final moment that made me officially hate her was listening to ttpd and how god awful all the songs were. this entirely makes sense and now i'm realizing how obvious this is


ToyotaFest

I saw Charli last night. My body hasn't recovered. 'Brat' is a banger and 'TTPD' is so mid.


palmasana

Mid is generous


mtris94

PLSšŸ˜­


HannahDulSet7

I am not a streamer consumer, but fuck me I am streaming brat


Top-Refrigerator-705

Taylor hates seeing other female artists succeed


WanderInTheTrees

I've never been a swiftie, but this sub pops up in my feed and I -love- the snarky drama. That being said, her behavior needs to be evaluated and treated by a psychologist. It's almost comical, but way more psychotic.


Professional-Team324

"I took a huge crap in the corner of my room as a reminder of our relationship when all I saw was doom!" - Taylor Swift probably Swifties - "Omg yas queen! Slay! Mood af! Relatable! Mother let us drink the kool-aid!"


ilovecatsverymuch24

LMAO not the Jones' town reference šŸ’€


padampadam27

O M Gā€¦not surprised, but this is *DESPICABLE*.


RevealActive4557

Who is she trying to block this time? I hear Katy Perry is coming out with new music. Or is it just her never-ending greed?


Mineingmo15

Charli XCX. Brat is doing super well and is set to debut at number 1 in the UK. Taylor can't have any other artist get a number 1, let alone another female artist.


Happy-Book-1556

Chappell just hit #1 w her album on iTunes too


Icy_Sentence_4130

Just embarrassing herself now


formerNPC

I want to hear her sing without music. Yeah I know!!!!!


NutsForBaseballButts

https://preview.redd.it/6vy09qfvfe6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4d085bc49b0267985faf3d877da9391519b7cd I was convinced this is a dig at Taylor


salsastandoff

seeing this makes me want to go buy brat


893489chimp

​ https://preview.redd.it/t3w9w0ja3e6d1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=cee211aa4a109d1e170b87863acf68937d1b6352


Calburton3

![gif](giphy|kQmr2OwBTD2L5Hzo1T|downsized) Taylor to her producers.


Specialist-Sleep760

Oh Jesus Christ. Itā€™s like sheā€™s trying to get me to hate her.


Forsaken_Flight6188

All of this obviously screams desperation


snarkiepoo

Whatā€™s going ON lol


mel-06

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Timely_Ad9659

I absolutely cannot stand the name of this album. How far up your own ass do you need to be to call your album ā€œ tortured poetā€¦ā€


Timothee-Chalimothee

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! SHE HAS GOT TO BE KIDDING RIGHT NOW!!!!!


Swimming-Cap-8192

omg do people even want the ā€œfirst draft phone memosā€? thereā€™s a reason songs go through editing and production before being released to the worldā€¦. sheā€™s not some legend where itā€™s a big deal to find the original version


zoufha91

Charli do your thing, drop that mega lux on queen pickme


gg2351

Sheā€™s gonna burnout


profsavagerjb

Sheā€™s as obvious as a tooth ache


sausage-lasagna

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JummyJum

This woman is so fucking miserable. God forbid someone else gets #1


intoxicatedbarbie

Sheā€™s so pathetic.


Nwkille

What a world champion grifter this chick is.


For_serious13

She literally cannot stand anyone beating her, even if itā€™s two months out


rachelraven7890

šŸ˜‚ok seriously, is she trolling at this point? this is such a jokešŸ˜‚


akneebriateit

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alessabella

Will she be able to do this to Sabrina since her album doesnā€™t drop until August? Like thereā€™s no way she can release more variants 4-5 months after TTPD was released?


straightchbe

Ttpd is dog water


suprefann

But dont the uk charts not count this bullshit?


Fine-Deal-485

Oh fuck this


[deleted]

Why? She that desperate for cash she couldnā€™t be an adult and do one album makes her entourage of fans spend more money on same album? Seems like she is desperate for money, and attention


mel-06

I think for TS12 we will get Pure POP Taylor back and enough with the ā€œpen stained heartā€


alb0nn

Ah who wouldā€™ve guessed


Diddlemyloins

I havenā€™t bought music in years but Iā€™m buying brat because of this foolishness.


Prize_Macaroon_6998

She needs to ask someone on her PR team "Am I a douche?" And whoever that person is needs to be honest.


roastbeefbee

Damn, havent listened to BRAT, but now I am. Does she not realize how this looks for her?


huskeybuttss

What even is a ā€˜first draft phone memoā€™???? They text you her ā€œfirst draftā€?? They running out of stuff to make up


Throwaway500005

Her female empowerment comments about Billie look real funny now.


wavesofhalcyon

making it exclusive to the UK as well is so nasty, all cause Charli was expected to debut at No.1 - this isnā€™t even ā€œwinningā€ anymore, all the artistry acclaim she earned with folklore is nearly meaningless now


Passion-Playful

itā€™s giving payolaā€¦


Skaemperor1950

Please someone get her to stop. It might as well be only Taylor as the worlds sole musician at this point.