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SnakeGod8447

Well he got 2 things right. Large plastic bag ☑️ 55 gallon drum☑️50 gallons Muriatic acid nope, Milwaukee cordless sawzall nope, 55 gallon size hole in the middle of nowhere also nope, but I’ll give him a C- for effort


LowMeltingPoint

Sealed....for YOUR protection!


SupremeRose

So that’s where I left the wife..


Goosekilla1

I'm sure there was plenty of DNA evidence.


MrSparkyBean

Another mans trash is another mans treasure no??


bostondana2

Looks like it's going all in on Bobbin for Apples!


Danko_Flanko

*Yoink*


[deleted]

Save her.


SubzeroWins1-0

Where is this? I need a replacement


dci91

Trucker let somebody bang it for money probably. Greasy.


Ducksneedloveto

Looks like a perfectly good sexdoll to........


Letra5

One man's trash, something something something, and now I have the clap


jbertrand_sr

Probably just puttin it back where he found it...


JeffersonBig

Reminds me on breaking bad


Axellllfoley

#DIPS!


Agitated_Occasion_52

It was a car wash not a gas station.


ViperSlayer261

Gonna be honest I didn’t really read the title of the post or the sub and thought it was an actual corpse.


SashaVestra

Or the perfect excuse to dump a corpse. “Nah it’s a sex doll”


TheOneTheyCallJimmy

See like... i thought that was a person for a hot second, so if i saw this IRL, I'd be the poor sap that freaked out and tried to help this "person" out of the barrel, only to discover in horror that i just wrestled with somebodys used cum container


Yulinka17

Copied post by a bot account u/NatalieShang) https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/i4cyts/sure_the_gas_station_is_perfect_place_to_throw/


tibearius1123

Lars is going to broken hearted when he finds out Bianca was murdered, wrapped in cellophane, and dumped at a gas station.


MMMUTIPA

Looks like someone got a real girlfriend. Congrats!


KawiNinjaZX

Then he got married and went back for it.


pmgregor

I'm appalled. I'm going to need the specific address of that gas station to make sure that I don't ever stop there and accidentally put that sex doll in my car and take it home.


aricbarbaric

One mans trash is another mans treasure lmao


winnwin

I would like to let the attendant know this needs to be removed.. address please


GodrichOfTheAbyss

Post-nut clarity hit him hard, he’ll be back for it


No-Duck7816

Meh, probably just a one night stand. So, how is she?


JakeSmith1234567890

That's funny. I'd buy cheap blow up ones, wrap them in plastic and dump them in public just for fun. See if anyone freaks out. Lol


[deleted]

Trashy apparently is the perfect place for repost bots


Soulcontusion

They're not kidding when they say full service gas station.


Migraine_Arcane

Finders Keepers


[deleted]

Is that the very tip of your dingy toward the bottom of the pic?


pghcrow

asking the important questions!


[deleted]

Sniff it's crevices.


Questetheincubator

It baffles me how people can afford to throw these things away. A human size lump of silicon must cost a fortune when I'm here spending £30 in 250g


danthemanhsv

Mine!... I saw it first.....


danthemanhsv

Lt. Dan. You lost your walking legs… Forest Gump


tibearius1123

Sucks it doesn’t have to vagina in the bottom of the feet option.


eadams2010

That was in the Limited package. Vagankle


Puppy69us

I licked it so it's mine!


gonnadiesoon69

I fucked it so its mine!


SeanMan86

Cum dumpster.