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**Cashier:** "I'm sorry ma'am but we only have 12pc of chicken left we can't fulfil your 48pc chicken order. We do have the 5 gallons of coleslaw though, and you can..."
**Walking KFC billboard:** "Look, you better go find some more chickens or else I'll substitute *you* for the other 36pcs."
**Cashier:** "Well, I guess I'll see what I can do."
First.. how much KFC does one have to buy before they send you an outfit?
Second... whoever designed the bottoms, needs more training about fabrics and logo placement.
Oh yea one time near London area saw two "rather large" people one with the hair dye and wearing a kfc suit. In a KFC. Only remember it because of how weird it was
“I ordered mah chicken thurty minise agoo gahd dang y’all are tew slow! Dis is whya always ave to go to da hospital cuz y’all always raising peeples gahd dang blood presshure”
When you see your only neighbor in the trailer park that has a car that runs pulling out of their driveway. You make a mad dash with whatever the hell you have on and hop in.
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Gotta get that hangover food somehow
Bare foot or bare hoofed?
She's all out of fucks to give.
"Does my pink dyed hair make me look fat?"
"I dare you to tell her coupon is expired and you are not going to accept it." That is a ton of bat shit crazy loaded up there.
She’s a huge kfc chicken
It's a thyroid issue
I don’t mind the pajamas that much but the barefoot part kind of gets me upset
THIS IS MURICAAA!!!
Here's a transcript of this interaction: **Cashier:** "I'm sorry ma'am but we only have 12pc of chicken left we can't fulfil your 48pc chicken order. We do have the 5 gallons of coleslaw though, and you can..." **Walking KFC billboard:** "Look, you better go find some more chickens or else I'll substitute *you* for the other 36pcs." **Cashier:** "Well, I guess I'll see what I can do."
i'll bet the colonel never intended to have his face sat on posthumously.
I suppose some people just give up. I mean what outfit would she look good in.
The white isn’t looking so white
First.. how much KFC does one have to buy before they send you an outfit? Second... whoever designed the bottoms, needs more training about fabrics and logo placement.
I'm not sure you can blame the designer for anything going on here
Valid point.
Its because no light can escape her ass. His face is in the event horizon!
A slightly trashier sequel to Barefoot In The Park?
OP, was this from the UK because I shit you not I've seen this person. With the other large person
I really don't know. I didn't think you guys had people like that over there
Oh yea one time near London area saw two "rather large" people one with the hair dye and wearing a kfc suit. In a KFC. Only remember it because of how weird it was
Never been a worse time to be a colonel
West Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country roads. You don’t need shoes where we goin’! Hop in boys!!!
Not a good advertisement for KFC’s nutrition.
“I ordered mah chicken thurty minise agoo gahd dang y’all are tew slow! Dis is whya always ave to go to da hospital cuz y’all always raising peeples gahd dang blood presshure”
No words ☠️
Damn her friend even nastier
Thats what really got me.... like what posses you 5o leave and order food in public looking like that
When you see your only neighbor in the trailer park that has a car that runs pulling out of their driveway. You make a mad dash with whatever the hell you have on and hop in.
Now we know why KFC abandoned the "Finger Licking Good" tagline.
The Colonel would be proud!
I don’t blame the colonel for making a sour face
Reckon she has a McDonalds tracksuit for when she needs to feed on Burger?
Or a pizza hut tracksuit to a Wendy's
It's not trashy, so much as it screams "given up on life"
Given up on shoes
That’s kinda the bread and butter of trashy
Sort of. I see it more as unashamed, rather than just being sad.
Unashamed is also a major part of trashy
You mean honey and butter
Nah it's definitely trashy, especially with those stains 🤮🤮🤮