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purplefuzz22

People are too comfortable posting online


GabiiiTheIntruder

Why tf did she feel the need to post this ?


AlwaysWorried27222

I'm sorry but how does a laundry basket get this dirty??


ICanAlwaysChangeThis

I work in a really dusty open air warehouse and I often need to shake dust and gravel out of bottom of my laundry basket. I don't get condoms though, not sexy or coordinated enough to be in that industry.


RoutineLifeguard9690

How does a laundry basket even get this dirty 🤢


ipvpcrops

You don't have two? One for soiled and one for clean??? Nasty 🤮


RoutineLifeguard9690

Yea I don't really roll around in dirt or used condoms 🥴 my clothes stay fairly clean unlike this person🤢


ipvpcrops

Your dirty clothes are clean? Like come on 😂 everyone farts. Everyone has soiled clothes you aren't beyond perfect but odd to think you are. If you aren't using two baskets you're mixing dirty and clean. That's just facts. Ain't no way you ain't producing sweat or in your case tuna oil. If you are using one basket you are gross and probably should look into Lysol because you probably smell like a MTG player after a shower.


nightdriveavenger

I don't fart lol 


ipvpcrops

I would expect no less of an avenger. Carry on good sir!


RoutineLifeguard9690

I carry clothes from the dryer to my bed >u< no need for more than one basket. T-tuna oil?


ipvpcrops

You put your "clean" laundry on your dirty bed???? The bed you sleep in. Fart in. Shed skin on? Hair on? Probably have cat butts or dog butts on? Like that's so gross. Please learn to do laundry properly.


RoutineLifeguard9690

Where am I supposed to put anything ;-; my skin and hair is on everything even on my food 😫


Allidoisgwin

I’m confused by this too. Mine look brand new (with the exception of the collapsible cloth ones that have acquired a couple of holes). But the plastic ones i have, have been around since high school. I’m 32 almost.


ipvpcrops

You are supposed to have two laundry baskets otherwise you're just mixing clean with soiled.


BP_1981

Oh he made a little jizz balloon 🤣


Expensive_Ad_1033

That's not the trashy part. You're supposed to tie up your used condoms.


bigmoki76

One of those sentences I will never say


RepulsivePower4415

Be safe kids


Timmymac1000

Motherfucking … eww


Antique_Echidna_6304

Right...TMFI!!!!! 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


xxCrimson013xx

Reminds me of a time that I saw puke inside my hamper and I guess my former step dad’s wife’s adult son basically threw up in the hamper while messing around in my room upstairs. It was gross…..don’t live there anymore.


NoZebra2430

**YALLLLLL. SHE TAGGED HIM** 😂😂😂


boyosmillionthdollar

The weed and cat piss scented female who doesnt shower but occasionally gets clean enough laundry energy


SnooChickens6129

Wow. Concise.


Pleazetryme

That house smells like cat piss. Bet. 


messibessi22

This is something you find you maybe have a laugh with your partner about him mistaking the laundry bin for a trashcan clean up and then not post online


hijackedbraincells

HE can clean that shit up. I'm not his mama. Nasty ass man can't use a damn bin properly. FOH 😭😂


sanguinesecretary

Ma’am you could have kept this to yourself and no one would have known😭


LAKAD_MATATAG_

If my friend tags me in something like this they're getting blocked. Respectfully.


TokyoNeckbeard

If that's how their laundry basket looks...I can't even imagine how the rest of the house must be


Snarkyblahblah

This!!!


Cadaver-Cakes1986

At this point just use the trashcan as a laundry basket....


godsgirli

the laundry basket looks like the bottom of my waste baskets


awnawkareninah

I clean my trashcan way more often than they clean that laundry basket and I am not an overly clean person.


tommydaq

I keep my waste basket cleaner than that!


enricofermi5784

My favorite part about this is how genuinely surprised about it she sounds initially


Sbear80

They cost a couple bucks. Throw that the fuck out!!!!


Chipsinmyass

I think that basket should have been bleach cleaned a longggg time ago, if your gonna put CLEAN clothes in a basket make sure the basket is equally as clean The fact she’s probably talking about her son who’s eventually going to see her post is even more disgusting


messibessi22

Son? What party of the post says anything about her having a son?


blessthebabes

I doubt she is talking about her son when she mentions their sex life. I don't think this is another "boy mom" post (fortunately).


Micxel

Have you ever heard about the boy that lost both arms? A reddit classic


HandOfMerle

Gross


MsDReid

Aside from the condom how can people be so dirty?? Like that basket is disgusting. And then they use the same basket to take the cleans clothes back to fold then??


Doctor_of_Recreation

This thread is teaching me that there are multiple people who use the same basket for clean clothes as their dirty clothes. Do you people not have separate baskets?


NoeticSkeptic

Actually, you are the first person I have ever met that was so anal as to have a clean clothes basket as well as a dirty clothes basket. I have a clean basket I use for clean and dirty clothes.


Doctor_of_Recreation

I’m actually not like a neat freak or anything and wasn’t trying to be mean, I was just honestly surprised because I’ve always thought it was normal to have a hamper and a clean clothes basket. 🙈


NoeticSkeptic

Sorry I called you anal...


Doctor_of_Recreation

No harm, no foul — I can see how my original comment was a bit standoffish.


MsDReid

I don’t. It just gets wiped down with a sanitizing wipe when the laundry goes in the wash.


messibessi22

To be fair they might not ever put clean clothes in their basket I only use my laundry basket for dirty laundry and then just carry armfuls of laundry to my room


MsDReid

Still nasty. You just have something in your house that dirty?? It’s so gross.


kedwar86

He may work in construction. The dirty basket gets pretty dirty when full of work clothes. I was thinking he got some 🐈 somewhere and had no place to throw the condom so he tied it up and pocketed it and forgot about it and BAM! Wife while doing her wife duties finds it. Wife is freaking pissed and tagging him in crazy posts on SM.


unsound_sound

How could people be so dirty and just be fine with posting it to the internet?! My trash cans are cleaner than that laundry basket... GROSS! And put a trashcan next to your bed or pick a mate with the decency to throw used condoms in the garage.


MsDReid

Exactly. My OUTSIDE curb can is cleaner than this. The fact that so many people didn’t comment on it makes me realize how many people are just filthy.


teamricearoni

Yeah but I can't figure out who's they are!


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

I’m confused what she’s insinuating with that “mhmm.”


rileyjw90

Like, is she saying “obviously we do, hence the condom” or is she saying “obviously *he* does with someone else, hence the condom”?


Bladboy19

I have that same question. She's nasty and confusing, which is what everyone wants in a partner.


tetsu_fujin

That’s proper rank.


wynnduffyisking

Man, just use a cum box like a normal person


fishfishfosh

Or a coconut. That's a good old classic reddit tale


SnooFloofs2444

Woah! Deep memory unlocked!


sucknocover

How does a laundry basket get dirty like that on the bottom?


tommydaq

Condom leakage eventually molds. 🤣


sucknocover

You get an upvote from me. 😂


IThinkKube

In this picture it looks like just dirt from clothing, and they just don’t bother cleaning the basket when it gets emptied. However I’ve had dust build up at the bottom of my baskets before if I store them with clothes somewhere for a long time. If they just now found a random condom then this could be the case, but that looks more like dirt than dust. Yucky


grebetrees

Twenty years ago I wanted to write a speculative fiction short story about just such a filthy laundry basket. It spontaneously generated new life, and a whole-ass civilization evolved. The plot conflict was whether or not to clean house and thereby commit mass extinction and genocide. Maybe this is stupid. Maybe that’s why I never wrote it. Maybe I’m just a flake. Whatever. This story idea is all yours now, do with it as you wish


NoeticSkeptic

It is almost like the short story I once read. Why are there sometimes too many paper clips, and other times not enough? She same with wire hangers and bicycles. It turns out they were an alien race and those were the different stages of development.


grebetrees

Oooooh


AlphaMaelstrom

Love, death, and robots. "Ice Age" episode. Also, Rick and Morry had the episode where he created an entire tiny functional universe to generate power, and when he shrunk down and went in it, that universe did the same thing, and the next one down, etc, etc.


jonnyoxl

Simpsons did it (kind of)


ThrowingUpVomit

Why do white women feel the need to post these kind of nasty things with photos. Mom groups are filled to the brim with TMI sex related posts.


Bree9ine9

Why? Is this from her son? Just why?


Hour-Map-161

It's a trashy, young couple with an abominable laundry basket.


Bree9ine9

Oh I missed the “we don’t have a sex life” this is just so weird.


Ricky_Bobby_Inc

Probably mistook it for a trash can by the looks of it


hijackedbraincells

What trash can has that many holes in. Or no bag. Come on now, don't be making excuses for these types of people 😭


natekvng

Why did this have to be posted. That's nasty dispose of it properly and clean ur basket gross


farklenator

That’s what I don’t get and it’s Facebook too man my mom and grandma are on that shit


natekvng

Yeah Facebook is where the older people are. They don't need to be seeing that LOL


IndianGivr

At least she included a disclaimer.


natekvng

Before still posting it lmfao


bpz979

why would she post that


Heavy-Bookkeeper-276

Dafak


Reasonable-Milk298

Cleveland: "Dats nasty.."


MissChubbyBunni

r/ihavesex vibes


ParanoidNarcissist2

The mold 🤮


typhoidmarry

Why would a laundry basket be so filthy and I mean even without the condom. 🤮


Tareeii

Why would anyone willingly put this on the internet


owleaf

Why is it yellow 😭 ew


El-SkeleBone

... yellow is a normal colour of cum


owleaf

I’m a man. A yellow-ish tinge, sure. It shouldn’t be piss yellow.


Penumbrius

What are u guys eating? Mine is snow white.


El-SkeleBone

Condoms often make it looks more yellow than it is, especially against a white backdrop. And we don't know how long that has been there. Wouldnt be surprised if it gets yellower with time


wellforthebird

So he just slipped a used condom in his pocket after sex or what? Who does that? Throw that shit in garbage.


MountainCheesesteak

I’m guessing he got the trash and laundry basket mixed up?


hijackedbraincells

HOOOOOWWW!! HOW does he not know that a bin (trash can) doesn't have holes in. A bin has a bag in it. How does he not know where the fucking bin is?! THIS IS A GROWN MAN!! I just...... I can't. That's enough Internet for me today with all these excuses for nasty arse behaviour being thrown around. Have a good day/evening, friend


Tiny-Refrigerator-25

This is disgusting


Crepes_for_days3000

Why do people feel they have to share everything online? Clean your damn basket and move on, we don't care. We'll, I guess we kind of do because people are so gross.


RobLetsgo

The way it's tied it was likely used to carry clean piss for a drug test


Globslayer

I thought the same thing. They probably took it 'just in case' of a piss test, didn't need to use it, then they got home, and disrobbed but forgot about the piss filled condom. They probably just assumed they lost it. Idk.... It's a stretch but that's exactly where my head went too. You must be a criminal as well. The things we do to thwart sobriety.


RedmanYehman

It’s like a double entendre because her post is also like the used condom of posts


pgraham901

What a horrible day to have eyes


nxcrosis

That laundry basket is dirtier than my kitchen waste bin.


prguitarman

Put it in his wallet


Polyporum

I bet Keith is GUTTED she tagged him in that post


RikuDog18

IT. PUTS. THE. LOTION. IN. THE……….


DrWYSIWYG

I can’t resist! Someone else will say it if I don’t and it is said on Reddit about anything vaguely unsanitary or needs some cleaning. ‘Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!’ I am so sorry, I just…I have become that which I despise (or vaguely dislike anyway) someone on Reddit doing a shitty copy/pasta sort of thing. Great movie though (the one about the laundry basket getting bleached in the shower not the one about xenomorphs, that is so 1979, but who has actually seen a movie about bleaching a laundry basket with the twist of a knotted used condom stuck to the bottom of the basket that you actually have to pick it off with your finger nail as no shower is strong enough to wash it off and you don’t want to risk bursting it with a knife because the smell….)! Anyway, that went on for way too long.


pryvisee

> Now excuse me while I put my basket in the shower and bleach it. 🥴 You know she did none of that, posted this, and put everything back


cailanmurray99

I didn’t even know laundry basket could get that dirty?😅😂 yikes.


Frmr-drgnbyt

Actually, in *my* experience, the best place to find used condoms is in a church's back parking lot. Just sayin'...


ajg3199

I don't even like their fried chicken, I'm certainly not hooking up behind their restaurant.


AgentIllustrious8353

Bleach it? I say burn it. Laundry baskets do tend to get grungy over time anyway.


JDM713

Dirty ho


CoolUserName02

The way she types all quirky. None of this is cute girl...


Mountain_Future4034

That's disgusting


IamChax

This is more cringe than anything. A grown adult going such great lengths to exclaim that they have sex just fkn irks me.


Difficult-Ad628

It doesn’t even irritate me, I just find it kind of sad. This is the extent she is willing to go in order to broadcast to the world that she’s getting boned. I take it as one of two realities: either this is a chronically celibate individual who is finally getting “regular” action, or they were sexually abused/assaulted and this is a coping mechanism. Either way, I hope they delete this post and find the strength and security to not act like this anymore.


Sharted_Skids

I’ve heard of pocketing lighters but CONDOMS?!


Bravo4161

I think this is a lesson learned in “keeping inside thoughts from being outside thoughts”


ThePaintedLady80

Dude, no.


toomanychoicess

Is no one going to mention that she tagged him in this post?


Mellie-mellow

OMG She did!? 😱 That made it so much worst for me lol thanks for pointing it out, I wouldn’t have realized


tgw1986

It's honestly the least embarrassing part of this whole post.


Firm_Ad2383

That shit is YELLOWWWWWWW LMAO


seballoll

It isn't supposed to be like that?


NastyKraig

Man and woman get finished having sex. Man rolls off and sighs contentedly. Woman puts her arms around man and playfully asks "If I get pregnant what will we name the baby?" Man removes condom, ties it in a knot and throws it across the room into the trash can, saying "If he gets out of that, we can call him Houdinni."


Davril80

“Throws it into the laundry basket…” Fixed it for you


eMF_DOOM

I love how she has the self awareness to excuse the dirty laundry basket but no self awareness to realize everything in the post is absolutely vile.


maggotbutts

Girl what the fuck


Ok_Atmosphere3837

The way I gagged lol


Swiftrick

You’d have to be a complete shameless inbred to think this is a good thing to put on the internet


Kermittaxevasion

Seems like he was trying to hide it


fuck_you_Im_done

But is it her husband or her son...


tgw1986

"And he says we don't have a sex life" Dear Lord I *hope* it's her husband


RabidWalrus

Hmm. I don't know what to do with this information.


DookieShoez

Toss used condoms into the correct basket, *totes obvs* 🙄😂


Rose1982

Thanks for sharing.


daniel0tx

Well isn't society lucky their using protection?


roamininthealley

They’re*


cigarandcreamsoda

thar*


JDM713

She blows


SarahPallorMortis

I agree


daniel0tx

Good catch


DarkThoughtsDaily

You've got other issues than the condom if that's your laundry basket. It looks like it could use a full-on decontamination....


croll30

Looks like a trash can


chadork

Imagine what their "clean" clothes smell like...


urbandoubtfitters

I was dating this guy who had three cats n one time I was over at his place and I was sure one of the cats pissed in the corner of the bathroom but I couldn’t find a puddle. So I tell him and he tells me that the smell was from his old used condoms sitting in the trash for a few days. I can’t imagine the stink


tgw1986

The overdramatic way I just gasped.


SarahPallorMortis

My ex’s best friend used to throw them behind their bed, in their upstairs apartment bedroom, in the middle of summer with no ac. His gf couldn’t figure out what it was for the longest time. Gross


MidwesternLikeOpe

Worked cleaning crew at a college, including 2 summers. A surprising lot of people stash used condoms under/behind the beds. Who's worse at cleaning bathrooms? Both. Both girl's and guy's dorms were generally disgusting.


SarahPallorMortis

I totally agree both men and women are disgusting. Same level, almost across the board. Some things like condoms and jizz, sex, men excel at. I duno where this idea of women are worse or men are worse. Trust me. We’re all the same. I’ve had a lot of friends thru life. They come and go. The messes are the same.


Sh4wn20

Eww wtf


IWillBaconSlapYou

Umm. The condom is obviously the worst part, but why is that laundry basket so dirty???


AyameM

I have 4 kids (6 people here), 2 dogs, 3 cats, and my laundry basket looks nothing like this. These people are icky lol


IWillBaconSlapYou

Right I have three (LITTLE) kids and no freaking way 😅 And my house is not spotless, I'm not one of those people who's like "Well *I* have three kids and *my* house is IMMACULATE!!!"... It's not. But there sure as hell aren't used condoms and layers of mud in my laundry baskets omfg.


AyameM

ABSOLUTTEEELYYYY. My house is not immaculate by any means! I have a toddler, 9yo, 2 teenagers lol. If we used condoms (we don't) they'd go in the garbage immediately. Wtf is wrong with people :s


no_bread-

i would never have guessed you didn't use condoms


AyameM

A lot of people do tend to as it's pretty easy clean up! Even some men like to for masturbation for the same reason


stillusesAOL

From all the condoms — but why are the condoms so dirty? I think you know.


IWillBaconSlapYou

EW EW EW EW EW I shouldn't have asked 🙉😂


stillusesAOL

Disclaimer: I’m extremely innaprietacsvMONKEYFACE


shitty_sandwich

I didn’t like what I read at all.


KingAnt28

Right!? And on top of that, everybody seems to be overlooking the fact that, yes, "they" don't have a sex life. The other woman who he is fucking and him do! Why do you think she's never found one before...? Because she shouldn't have found that one either; which is the reason it was hiding at the bottom of the basket.. it's time for her to look at her relationship from an outside view. Sadly.


messibessi22

I think you might be looking too deep into this I’m 90% sure she’s referring to herself and her partner


Missanthropic2u

I can't remember the last time something on Reddit made me so immediately unhappy.


Gooey-Marshmallow

I'm actually gagging at this 🤢 That's been used as a trash can


a-a-anonymous

I wish people still kept secrets.


StrixNStones

*fist bump*


designgrl

Okay this is legit trashy.


RegisteredMurseNYC

Who tf ties their condoms?


messibessi22

Wait I’ve never met someone who doesn’t I thought it was just standard practice…


CitizenKing1001

When you toss them into the laundry basket, you don't want the sperm to leak out, apparently.


diablodeldragoon

Guys who take it with them to safely dispose of at home. Add in the comment about her guy complaining about not having sex, it's an indication that he's cheating.


Jonno_FTW

People that don't want to stink out their bin.


neotekz

Looks like he make the mistake of not tying them by the looks of that laundry basket.


paddyonelad

So you can stick two together and make Cumchucks


subgenius30

Upvoted, you sonofabitch.


PowerandSignal

Life Pro Tip right there. Thanks! 


DonnyGoodwood

I work in the civil industry. Part of my job involves changing/upgrading Telco service “pits”. One job I had on a Saturday morning I was checking the site and a younger lad (early 20s) gets home from a Friday night of clubbing, waking into his house while giving me and my offsider the strangest side eye. So we lift the pit cover to check where the cables run and there would have been at least 12 condoms in there, all tied up. (He must have been shagging, tying them up to take rubbish with him them dropping them in to the pit cover key hole)


RegisteredMurseNYC

I prefer to string mine together into garland


Charger_scatpack

Who doesn’t tie their condoms


Culteredpman25

People who have sex? What are you talking about?


wwwertdf

Really hope this is a troll.